Chapter 86 Meow Meow Meow Meow



That night, Gu Yumian had a long dream and woke up in the middle of the night.

The children finally didn't have to be pushed onto the sofa anymore, and found a warm place next to Gu Yumian. Little Tangyuan leaned in Gu Yumian's arms and hugged the little fox's paw, while the little fox rested his head on the little husky's open belly. The furry creatures slept soundly together, snoring softly.

And he was embraced by an embrace.

Shuo Han always hugged Gu Yumian tightly, holding him in his arms from behind, with his arms around his chest and waist, and leaning his head on the crook of Gu Yumian's neck, gently kissing his earlobe with his lips.

He seemed to feel that Gu Yumian might disappear at any moment, so his posture didn't look like he was hugging someone he loved, but more like a ferocious dragon occupying his only treasure.

Of course, this unique treasure is not perfect. It has scratches and flaws, and it doesn’t sparkle very well. But the evil dragon seems to be blind to them and regards the treasure as the best in the world.

What a pitiful yet cute dragon! This metaphor made Gu Yumian want to laugh again.

“…”

How to say it, Gu Yumian didn't feel very surprised that Shuo Han would transform into a human form and hug him in the middle of the night.

There was no rejection at all.

Was it just a habit from living with Tuantuan for so long? But it wasn't like that either. Now, Gu Yumian was slowly beginning to see Shuohan and Tuantuan together, because they were one and the same. Once he accepted it, it wasn't that hard.

Shuohan's hair was a little messy from sleeping, rubbing against the side of Gu Yumian's neck. Gu Yumian couldn't help but reach out and twist the end of that strand of hair with his index finger and thumb.

"Hair is so soft."

This is something I've wanted to do before.

Looking at Shuo Han through the half-open bathroom door, there was a hazy mist in the bathroom. At that time, Gu Yumian could not see Shuo Han's eyebrows and eyes clearly, but felt that they were more gentle and moving than the moonlight.

There is an attraction that Gu Yumian cannot refuse.

At that time, Gu Yumian really wanted to reach out and push away the mist so that she could take a good look at him.

His fingers brushed past Shuo Han's hair beside his ear, paused, and traced the outline from his eyebrows to the corners of his eyes.

Even when I sleep, I frown. Do I have so many worries?

The eyes are beautifully shaped and don't look fierce when closed.

Her lips look nice too, but it's a pity that she doesn't smile often.

Gu Yumian's fingers slid down the bridge of his nose and paused slightly on his lips.

“…”

The bright moonlight passed through the screen and dragged across the ground.

Finally, Gu Yumian reached out and gently pressed his hand on Shuo Han's lips, and couldn't help laughing.

“So cute.”

I've been finding Shuo Han cute more and more recently.

This is really weird. A big man of 1.9 meters tall, his appearance and personality are completely different from those of "cute" and "considerate", and he has a bad temper.

But it's cute to see him following closely behind;

He was so cute when he was clumsily feeding Yuanyuan;

It was cute when he was unskilled in bathing the kids and got his sleeves wet;

And now, when I’m clearly awake but force myself to pretend to be asleep... it’s also very cute.

Compared with the soft white belly and padded paws, it is not inferior.

Gu Yumian turned around, found a comfortable position in Shuo Han's arms, and slowly fell asleep.

“…”

A few minutes later.

Shuo Han's ears were burning, and he forced himself to remain calm as he opened his eyes.

I woke up the moment Gu Yumian opened his eyes.

His Adam's apple rolled up and down several times.

Throbbing.

My heart couldn't calm down.

He might need a copy of "A Brief History and Culture of the Ancient Earth," or he might want to go out and start a fight, no matter who it is.

...but I can't bear to let go.

Shuo Han held Gu Yumian awkwardly and stiffly. He had held him without permission before when Gu Yumian was sleeping. They were obviously very familiar with each other then, but now it suddenly became difficult - mainly breathing.

He hesitated for a moment, and the light brain unfolded a single-sided rainbow film in front of his left eye.

Search questions:

Why is it difficult to breathe?

Answer 1: [You are sick. See the following link for more information: Mutational lung disease and respiratory diseases.]

Answer 2: [Maybe it’s because of my age, my grandfather also does it often]

Shuo Han: “…”

He added a note with a sour face: [Why is it difficult to breathe when I hold him?]

Answer 1: [Single Deer refuses to answer this question.]

Answer 2: [I'm a single person and refuse to answer this question. Damn, I thought you were asking for help, but you're just here to show off your affection.]

This time the answer made Shuo Han quite satisfied.

He nodded reluctantly.

After thinking about it, I searched again:

[Male, what does it mean when someone you like calls you 'cute'?]

Answer 1: [There are three situations: 1. She treats you as a younger brother. 2. She treats you as a backup. 3. She treats you as a younger brother-type backup.]

Answer 2: [If a girl is called cute, there's a chance it will happen. But if a boy is called cute... being cute is just another way of saying he's a "nice guy." So, the OP was politely rejected.]

Answer 3: [Cute means 'You're great, but we're not suitable for each other' ~ Loulou, you have to be strong ~]

Perhaps it was this question that resonated with everyone, as those active on this topic were mostly university and high school students. After the war ended twenty years ago, the overall educational atmosphere in the Empire had become more relaxed, and young people, still without the pressure of work, were the most adept at dealing with relationship issues.

In addition, Shuo Han's Star Network account was the highest-level VIP in all real-name anonymous areas, and he soon received hundreds of replies, all of which contained similar content.

——Advise Shuohan to "be strong".

Shuo Han: “…”

Shuo Han: “…………”

Half a minute later.

Because he recently set a wedding date with his fiancée, Grand Duke Finnick is in high spirits and has become one of His Majesty's main targets: for example, it's two o'clock in the morning and he's still checking financial reports.

Not to mention, I received a communication from His Majesty in the middle of the night.

Finnick got goosebumps. "Your Majesty, it's me. Please excuse me..."

Shuo Han said indifferently:

"My optical computer is broken, and the search results show a lot of wrong information."

Finnick: "Ah? But your optical computer is custom-made for the royal family. In theory, it won't break. If it does, the information will be immediately fed back to—"

Shuo Han interrupted him and said only two words:

"broken."

Finnick immediately:

"OK."

The greatest experience I have gained from surviving for many years is that what His Majesty says is always right.

"Also, the educational burden on this generation of youth needs to be increased," Shuo Han said expressionlessly. "Studying is too easy. Are the educational benefits and funds established by raising taxes just to support these idiots?"

"Have Fogg draw up a plan for me tomorrow."

Finnick: "...Okay."

Which 'young people of this generation' are so blind as to offend His Majesty?

The next day.

There are seven days left until the filming of "Bon Voyage! Ancient Earth?" - this variety show boldly adopts the most popular live broadcast format at the moment. The seven-day variety show has twelve hours of live broadcast and twelve hours of private time every day, and an edited version is broadcast every week, so the show will start broadcasting as soon as filming begins.

As of today, all the guests have been confirmed and will officially gather at Ancient Earth in a week.

In addition, today is also the rookie competition awards ceremony that many people are looking forward to.

Even as early as four in the morning, audiences and fans from all over the galaxy arrived early at the ceremony and waited in line, just for a chance to be the first to enter.

It's incredible.

"The drunkard's real purpose isn't the wine..." At seven in the morning, Tang Tang looked out the window at the long line and couldn't help but gasp, "Sixty percent of these people are here for Mian Mian, right?"

"At least 70%, or even 80% or 90%," said a colleague.

This isn't an exaggeration. Firstly, previous rookie awards ceremonies haven't had anything like this kind of grandeur. Secondly...

——Gu Yumian’s audience fans are really easy to recognize.

They usually hold Q-version dolls of Gu Yumian and a few other dolls, wear T-shirts, and hold posters related to Gu Yumian. They appear to be exceptionally quiet and polite in the long line.

And the most important thing is that unlike other anchors, they are not mainly concentrated in a certain age or gender.

People of all ages come to see Gu Yumian, from the more lively junior and senior high school students, to middle-aged housewives who come with their husbands and children, and even a few elderly aunts who are in their twilight years.

The show officially started at nine o'clock, but these fans didn't feel tired or noisy, and just waited quietly. Their quality can be said to be quite good.

...Just as he was speaking, there was a sudden commotion outside the door.

"Ah, there are still two hours left," the girl at the head of the line chatted with her companions, "It's almost there."

They are the group that lined up at four in the morning. Their online names are "Puff" and "Lili", and they are also loyal fans of Gu Yumian's live broadcast, and they are at almost every show.

The two girls were just beginning to doze off when they heard a familiar voice behind them:

"Sorry for the wait."

Girls: “…”

They slowly turned their heads.

Girls: “……!!!”

Gu Yumian was wearing a baseball cap, with a lazily yawning little snow leopard perched on his shoulder. He was carrying several bags of things—and there were small robots beside him helping to carry even more. He raised the brim of his hat, smiled at the girls, and handed them two exquisite little paper bags:

"This is a cheese tart. It might be a little cold, but it should still be delicious. Thank you for coming today. You've worked hard."

The morning sunshine made him feel warm all over.

He has a tall and slender figure, light brown eyes that are curved with a smile, and the corners of his lips are raised. He looks like a student in a hooded sweatshirt and overalls, but his temperament and the way he speaks make him sound like a super reliable older brother next door.

Very gentle and handsome.

The two girls were so nervous that they couldn't speak. Their faces turned red and they stammered.

"Thank you, thank you Mianmian." "Can you come out whenever you want? No, no, no, don't you need to prepare anything else... Uh... This smells really good, thank you, thank you, woooo." "Can you shake my hand?"

"Of course." Gu Yumian smiled, shook hands with the girls gently and tactfully, and continued to distribute cheese tarts to the back.

Behind Gu Yumian:

"Fuck, I'm not going to wash this hand anymore."

"I need to ask my mom for my household registration booklet. I'm really in love..."

The two girls were typing frantically on Weibo and posting comments, they were so excited that they didn’t know what to do!

The official live broadcast has been opened, but because it has not officially started yet, some promotional videos of the starry sky are being played now.

[Fenpupu: Ahhhhh, I saw Mianmian! ! Damn, he's even more handsome in person than on the live stream! ! ! This is what it feels like to be moved! ]

Lili: Wow, I thought I'd just be able to watch the awards ceremony from afar, but I never expected that wow... This is so worth it. And the lava cheese tart is so delicious! It was freshly baked this morning!!

Immediately, a large number of audiences emerged who were silently waiting for the show to start and who could not attend the event because they could not get tickets.

[Fava Bean: Look at this lemon, it’s big and sour]

[augjcj: I'm regretting what I said more and more. Mianmian actually gave out snacks to everyone?]

Yesterday we promised to give out desserts, but everyone thought it was a raffle, with a few lucky audience members picked on the spot. After all, with so many people, how could we possibly do that?

In addition, food is generally not provided inside the venue, so if food is to be provided, it should be delivered in advance and everyone can eat outside.

Even if everyone really wants to send it, it should be sent by a small robot...

I didn't expect Gu Yumian to arrive two hours early and personally deliver the snacks! Isn't he tired?

And he's even more likable in person than he looks on the live stream!! He's even got his little one with him!!

It is no exaggeration to say that the entire team was in an uproar. The audience in the back row already knew what they were about to face and were immediately very excited - but they still stayed there with great composure and did not try to squeeze forward.

The originally boring queue suddenly became interesting and full of anticipation.

The on-site photographer had a sudden inspiration and cut out the live broadcast promotional video and replaced it with direct shots of the queue outside and the preparation process indoors.

As expected, the number of viewers began to soar!

——Even if you can’t feel it in reality, it’s good to see what Gu Yumian looks like in other shots and see how he interacts with the audience.

Besides, it's really fun.

For example, there are warm scenes like Gu Yumian touching a child's head, the gentle expression on Gu Yumian's face when he tilts his head to talk to Xiaoxuetuan, and the cute scene of Xiaoxuetuan ruffling Gu Yumian's hair.

Of course there were also some hilarious scenes, like the Sunset Red Aunties, grinning from ear to ear, and when they were about to introduce someone to Gu Yumian, the little snowball's fur instantly exploded...

Early in the morning, the number of people exceeded 400 million in the blink of an eye.

“…”

Two hours later, the award ceremony officially began, and Gu Yumian finally managed to distribute cheese tarts to all the fans who arrived.

It’s not his turn yet, so he can finally take a break backstage.

There are four winning anchors in total, and each of them has prepared a lounge.

"Why."

Because we got up early today, the little fox, baby panda and little husky were still asleep. I didn’t bring them with me when I went to distribute the gifts, so I just let the kids come to the lounge to sleep for a while.

Gu Yumian leaned back into the pile of fluff.

Little Tangyuan rested his head on the little fox's tail, rolled into Gu Yumian's arms in his sleep, and sucked its paws innocently.

The little snow leopard walked to the edge of the sofa with a sour face and picked up the little husky who was about to roll under the sofa and fall headfirst to the ground.

Gu Yumian looked at it with a smile, and the little snow leopard stopped moving suddenly, and then walked stiffly with the same hands and feet.

Gu Yumian: "..."

So cute.

Tang Tang had already placed the contract for "Bon Voyage! Ancient Earth?" on the table. Gu Yumian picked it up and took a look. Unexpectedly, there were changes to the show's rules:

"There are eight guests in total, seven of whom are from various sectors of society, and one special guest from the Academy of Sciences."

"During the seven-day filming, the Ancient Earth development project was suspended."

"There will be special guests appearing as NPCs, and the total number will fluctuate around fifty."

...The first two are fine, but this third one? A special guest? An NPC? ...Fifty?!

Although the main theme of "Bon Voyage! Ancient Earth?" is similar to wilderness survival, for the sake of viewing and entertainment, it is impossible to just throw the guests into the ancient Earth and call it a day. The original plan was to have similar quests to guide NPCs.

But we were talking about robots before, and there weren’t as many as fifty of them, right?

I'll ask Tang Tang about it when I have time.

After a while, someone came to inform Gu Yumian that it was his turn.

He could only put this question aside for the time being and go out with the staff to receive the award.

Of course, children are not allowed to be brought to receive the awards.

Gu Yumian followed the staff's instructions, walked through the long, narrow backstage corridor, and stood in front of the stage. The Starry Sky Awards Ceremony was surprisingly retro in style, not adopting the most popular fully immersive viewing, floating podium, virtual background, etc.

Gu Yumian stood on the pedal, the entire podium slowly rising, and his vision gradually became brighter.

Then, a tide of cheers and applause overwhelmed him!

The podium was located in the center of the entire venue, with audience seats surrounding it in 360 degrees. The fine light from the dome stopped at Gu Yumian's eyelashes, casting a layer of light on his profile.

The large screen in the air projects what is happening in the live broadcast room at this moment.

Everyone could clearly see that the moment Gu Yumian appeared, tens of millions of comments burst out at the same time.

ucan: Ahhhhhh!

[Sled Dog, who loves wearing suits: Ahhhh! This angle is so handsome and looks so good! It looks completely different from my usual live broadcasts.]

[South China tigers never go on blind dates: Congratulations, Mianmian!]

[Home in the Mine: Sitting in the first row of the audience, I’m about to cry...]

Gu Yumian smiled and waved to the audience.

The entire award ceremony process was not long, but it was quite enjoyable because live streaming is an entertainment industry after all, and some entertainment projects were added in the middle.

There are also interactions between guests on and off the venue. In addition to the host and fans, there are also hosts and their relatives.

Of course, it was the cubs who interacted with Gu Yumian, because the whole process was so adorable.

There are children's bellies, ears and paws, the big tail of the little fox, the big wet eyes of the little glutinous rice ball in human form, and the little husky happily shaking his tail into the blades of a fan.

Of course, there are also the personalities displayed during the interactions between Gu and Mian, especially the extremely hypocritical Xiaoxuetuan - he shows his sharp claws coldly to other anchors, but when praised by Gu and Mian, he becomes elated and shows off his belly and rubs it casually.

It was simply dancing on everyone's cute spot, causing waves of screams at the scene and in the barrage!

The platform provided lunch at noon, and Gu Yumian also cooked the dishes himself. Because the methods were relatively simple, a lot of food could be prepared in a short time.

This is called garlic spareribs.

The tender and fresh synthetic spareribs are poured with garlic sauce and stir-fried with minced garlic. When taken out of the sizzling hot pan, they are still oily and fragrant, sprinkled with white sesame seeds - crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, with a crispy and smooth texture, and just the right amount of garlic aroma without being pungent at all.

The audience who were unable to attend the event were already tired of eating lemons.

“…”

The live video of the entire award ceremony was saved until several days later.

By then, the recording of "Bon Voyage! Ancient Earth?" was about to begin, and Guo Jia had finally found out the origins of the other guests.

While browsing the live streaming platform's homepage, Twelve Pots clicked on a clip of highlights from the rookie competition a few days ago, which highlighted the dish that Gu Yumian had made...

Fragrant garlic spare ribs.

Marinate with oyster sauce and cooking wine, then fry until evenly distributed. The surface of the neat ribs is extremely crispy, with a sauce-red color and a translucent oily sheen. The aroma of wine, garlic and the crispy fried ribs are fragrant.

This clip did not capture the entire Gu Yumian, but mainly showed a pair of slender and beautiful hands. It roughly edited the entire process of Gu Yumian's on-site production.

Is this human called Gu Yumian? Twelve Guo has an impression of him, because the Guo family went to see him when Gu Yumian was born, but they were sure that he was not their ancestor, so they had ruled him out during the search for the past few months.

Of course, the more likely thing is that, as Qiguo said, the power of cause and effect has been overdrawn, so a very simple thing has become difficult.

But now…

Twelve Pots: "..."

Twelve Pots: “…………”

This familiar feeling comes over me.

This kind of urge to drool and cry at the same time.

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