Just minutes after the premiere of "All the Way to Divide! Ancient Earth?", the show hit its first major hit – one of the guests was Gu Yumian!
The development after this is even more exciting.
From public levitation devices to schools and companies, many young people are discussing this variety show.
"I heard about that anchor," Dan Lin muttered, looking at her purple-painted nails as she opened her laptop. "Why are so many viewers following an inferior human? And that albino..."
Because all her friends like Gu Yumian, Danlin pretended to like her in order to build good interpersonal relationships and even attended the award ceremony yesterday.
She remembered that she thought the albino cub was cute and wanted to touch it, but she didn't expect the anchor to be so stingy... What happened next?
It was clearly just yesterday, but my memory is fuzzy. I only remember the feeling of fear and shame. It's really strange.
"Forget it." Dan Lin sighed.
This variety show is definitely worth watching. After all, she's created a persona for herself that says "I really like Gu Yumian," trying to show she doesn't discriminate against humans or albinos. I went to the awards ceremony yesterday just for this reason.
If people around her talk about this variety show and she can't keep up with the jokes, she will be seen through immediately.
Danlin is extremely vain, and the admiration and love of people around her are almost a necessity in her life.
However, the variety show wouldn't open, with the system prompting her "No access rights." Danlin was a little puzzled. She switched channels and the same thing happened again. She felt annoyed and simply exited the page.
At noon, I met a group of friends to have lunch at Elbet restaurant.
Danlin is a VIP member of this restaurant. Although the owner is that inferior human, it is undeniable that the food is delicious. However, today, when she met six or seven girls at the restaurant door, she encountered something unexpected when she went in.
There should have been a little robot as soon as they entered the door, but after the little robot scanned their fingerprints, it did not show the menu, but instead displayed "feeding back information".
A few minutes later, the regional manager of the restaurant came out to meet them in person.
"Ms. Li, I'm sorry, but our restaurant will be revoking your VIP status starting today, and you will not be allowed to dine in our restaurant for the next three hundred years."
Several girls were originally surrounding Danlin and chatting happily, but at this moment they were all shocked:
"Three hundred years? Taking back VIP membership? Did you get something wrong, Linlin?"
"Yeah... Linlin is a loyal fan of your boss. If she's done anything wrong, could you please be flexible? Anchor Gu is such a nice person."
Danlin's heart skipped a beat, and she had a bad feeling for some reason: "Why?"
The person in charge said: "Or, please apologize to the children in Mr. Gu's family."
Danlin: “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Person in charge: "Do you need help recalling this?"
Several girls were also confused: "Is there a misunderstanding?" "Apologize?" "What's going on?"
Danlin thought it was bad, but before she could stop it, the projection screen unfolded in mid-air.
“…”
"They like that inferior human so much, are they crazy? That albino is quite cute, but it's a pity that he's an albino, a cheap one..." This was obviously Dan Lin's mumbling to herself while she was impatient waiting in line, and was captured by random street surveillance.
After a period of noise, the conversation between Danlin and Gu Yumian began:
"What does it matter? He's just a kid, an albino at that."
"Anchor Gu, do you have to be so stingy?"
“…”
Surveillance footage in public places is public, but accessing it requires a very complicated procedure. This is the footage that Gu Yumian spent nearly four hours searching and organizing last night after the children fell asleep, and it matches Danlin's information.
That is a public surveillance video and there is no possibility of it being fabricated.
Several girls had just been defending Danlin, but their expressions changed mid-sentence. Normally, she acted so gentle and sympathetic, but in the video, she was completely different. No one was stupid; a moment's thought would tell what was going on.
Those who were originally surrounding her moved away without leaving a trace.
Dan Lin's face turned pale.
These girls all have a wide social circle and are very popular in their school. I'm sure this matter will spread throughout the school soon. By then, she...
What's more, one of the girls is the principal's daughter, so Danlin's plan to graduate and stay in school for further studies is basically ruined.
She said with all her strength:
"I've never heard of revoke VIP status. Your restaurant will have to pay a high penalty for breach of contract, right? I'm not someone you can easily bully. If I expose this to the media..."
This time no one spoke up for her.
"You can expose it." The person in charge smiled.
"Our boss asked me to tell you that he is not short of money."
He could file a lawsuit or expose the issue in the media. When it came to matters involving Tuantuan and the others, Gu Yumian had never lacked either time or money.
From now on, anything related to Gu Yumian, whether it's variety shows, live broadcasts, restaurants, or even the service platform we plan to establish later that will dominate the entire interstellar landscape in the near future...
Danlin, don't even think about touching the edge.
As for what happened afterwards, she interviewed with nineteen companies and received nineteen rejection letters. From then on, she was denied entry to the Upper City District, and was included in the royal family blacklist, the blacklist of planets and assets under Shuo Han's personal name, and so on...all of these happened later.
Having been a racist for more than 30 years and accustomed to praising the powerful and looking down on the weak, Dan Lin finally experienced the feeling of being discriminated against.
Eight o'clock in the morning.
After packing the luggage and having breakfast, I helped the children tidy up their appearance and their respective laptops.
The little Husky held his head high and chest out proudly, and the little fox also straightened his back, looking outside the door together with the little Tangyuan who was peeking excitedly in the stroller and the little snow leopard sitting on Gu Yumian's shoulder.
Gu Yumian opened the door, and outside was the bright sunshine and the blue sky of the capital star.
"Then we're off."
Gu Yumian smiled and waved to the camera:
"Wish us a bon voyage, Ancient Earth."
Gu Yumian took the children on a hovercraft and headed for the starport. The camera for the variety show was operated by a professional photographer. As the door slammed shut, the entire camera zoomed out, up, and up into the vast blue sky.
【tfs: Ahhh! Bon voyage!!!】
[Mickey Mouse: Why do I feel like I'm going on a trip too? Hahahaha]
Little Squid Ju: Although my mind tells me to cut to the second guest shot, but...ahhhh, can you please extend the time of this human and the cubs' family a little longer? I can't get enough of it qaq! ]
“…”
After the variety show started, the guests could no longer use the optical computers and the Star Network, so Gu Yumian could not know the situation of other guests in advance, and of course he had no idea about the growing popularity of online variety shows.
After all, space travel is quite tiring. It takes most of the day to travel from the capital planet to the ancient Earth by starship, and there is also a lounge prepared in the starship. Gu Yumian simply took the children to catch up on some sleep and wait for notification from the program team.
After all, he stayed up very late last night and was a little tired.
I just wanted to sleep for a while.
As a result, just as he leaned to the side, he was hugged by someone. Was it Shuo Han? Gu Yumian was so sleepy that in that kind of calming and pleasant pine wood scent, he accidentally——
Slept for several hours.
Tangyuan and the little husky were originally very excited, but when they saw Gu Yumian fall asleep, they inexplicably felt sleepy too. In the end, Gu Yumian was lying on the small bed in the starship cabin, holding two little foxes with their bellies facing up, and a big tail curled up beside them.
Shuo Han lowered his eyes and looked at them carefully for a long time.
Finally, he closed his eyes, hugged Gu Yumian from behind, buried his head in the crook of Gu Yumian's neck, and his breathing gradually became even...
“…”
On the other side, the second, third and fourth guests appeared one by one.
The audience felt a little disappointed because they couldn’t see Gu Yumian for a short period of time, but soon they were greeted with an unexpected surprise!
Unlike the audience's surprise, Shisan Guo was very nervous.
Twelve Pots is also very tense.
Ten pots, fourteen pots, fifteen pots... they were all very nervous. Of course, they were not nervous because of being on a variety show.
The guests this time are Twelve Three Pots and Sixteen Pots. The other pandas are NPCs and have been in the ancient Earth two days ago.
The guests were able to meet Gu Yumian first, after a round of fierce competition within the Guo family. As for why it was the 12th, 3rd, and 16th pots, the reason is simple: these three pandas are the best at playing mahjong.
This was how the Guo family decided important matters. Whoever played mahjong well got first dibs, a Sichuan Mahjong style of battle to the bitter end. Gu Yumian had raised the big pot like his own child, often chatting with it. Back in college, he and his roommates had a custom of playing mahjong when they were undecided, and so it became a tradition passed down through generations.
At this moment, the one who was particularly good at playing mahjong, Twelve Pots, Thirteen Pots and Sixteen Pots, sat down on the starship, scratching his belly and ears anxiously and expectantly.
Damn the program crew, they didn’t let them meet during the journey, it seems they have to wait until ancient Earth.
Shiliu Guo held the small mirror in his chubby paws and smoothed his hair: "Is my hair neat?"
"You only have those few," Twelve Pots kindly reminded him in his native dialect. "If you pull any more, they'll all fall off."
Sixteen Pots: “…”
Thirteenth Pot laughed out loud while holding the teacup, while Sixteenth Pot's face turned green and he slammed the mirror shut.
If I went to see my ancestors bald, I would probably be recorded in the family history... and become a laughing stock for tens of thousands of years...
As former musicians and martial arts stars, Twelve and Three Pots were certainly very familiar with the camera, and Sixteen Pots, a former esports champion, was even less so, not feeling uncomfortable being filmed. It was mainly because of the nervousness of meeting Gu Yumian.
...The three pandas had no idea that they had set off a storm on the Star Network that was more powerful than an earthquake or tsunami.
[Digital Image: What the hell?! Aa ...
[muji: What the hell?! ! ! ! ! Are the production team gods?]
[Yitsuki Rika: Excuse me, am I dreaming? Yesterday, I saw Twelve Pots in my classical music history textbook, and today I saw him on a variety show...]
I won't change my name until I pass the Level 4 Bird Language Exam: Holy shit, my dad just jumped up and down excitedly, slamming his hand on the table while leaning on his crutches. Is this Thirteen Guo Ben Guo?? The Thirteen Guo from "Tai Chi Without Bounds" and "Famous Heroes"?!
User 127564: Ahhhh the sixteen great demon kings! Legends never grow old, glory never fades! ! !
[Hahaha: Am I the only one paying attention to their conversation? Hahahaha so funny]
The entire barrage system is almost paralyzed!
Although he'd anticipated the audience's reaction, the director still felt helpless. Gu Yumian alone was terrifying enough, but with these three, the comments were now completely focused on "What kind of amazing guest lineup is this?" and "Wow, wow, wow, wow," completely forgetting the show itself!
Besides, with this group of bigwigs who can shake the industry with just a stomp of their feet, the next seven days are really giving me a headache just thinking about it...
“…”
Gu Yumian and the children slept for two hours from the moment the starship took off from the capital planet until it landed on ancient Earth...
During this period, two guests had already arrived at the ancient Earth in advance, met up, and started busying themselves looking for tents and ingredients for dinner, while other guests also arrived one after another.
Every time the camera switches to Gu Yumian, the overly Buddhist and comfortable atmosphere is completely different from that of other guests.
The production team was really mean, adding all kinds of labels such as "sleeping" and "participating in a variety show? Living on ancient Earth? No, we are here to sleep", and also gave straight shots of the sleeping faces of several children and Gu Yumian - you can predict that Gu Yumian and the others will be confused and busy after waking up.
It always makes the audience laugh again and again.
This variety show is all about authenticity, so Gu Yumian and the others actually managed to get a full eight hours of sleep. Furthermore, watching them sleep was actually quite entertaining, as evidenced by the number of viewers and comments.
“…”
Half asleep and half awake, Gu Yumian heard someone talking.
"Asleep?"
"He seems to be asleep. Do you want to call him?"
"No, the comments are all screaming about how adorable this family looks when they're asleep, and the audience is growing. If we force them to wake up, the production team will definitely get scolded to death."
"...never mind, let's send it out first."
Six o'clock in the evening.
It was midsummer on ancient Earth, and the cicadas' chirping grew longer and longer. In the evening in the mountains, the golden-red sunset shone through the leaves, casting shadows.
Gu Yumian suddenly opened his eyes.
Variety show.
Ancient Earth.
Guests...
Gu Yumian was sleeping so soundly that he felt a little confused. He knew that they should have arrived at the ancient Earth and that the production crew had moved them down with their blankets... But where was this?
Several children were still sleeping in twisted, twitching positions, their bellies rising and falling rhythmically. A little husky lay on its back, drooling and smacking its lips as it slept.
However, before he could fully wake up, the miniature headset distributed by the program team made a series of "beeping" sounds, and then the first task was announced!
"So far, all guests have arrived at Ancient Earth. Welcome."
"First task: Guests 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 are requested to meet up with guests 1 and 8. Time limit is one hour. The penalty for failure is: no one will be able to claim their tents on the first night."
Gu Yumian: "..."
Other guests: “…”
In the completely primitive ancient Earth without any modern technology, you can't get a tent on the first night...
As soon as he finished speaking, Shisan Guo rushed out with a bang!
After all, Thirteen Pot was once a martial arts star, and he's still as skilled as ever. Even though he's chubby and wearing a Tang suit that seems awkward, he can actually run incredibly fast.
——Of course, it wasn’t because of the tent. The three of them didn’t even listen carefully to what was said in the headset.
As soon as Gu Yumian and the others were sent down and the mission was announced through the earphones, the pandas could immediately feel it.
Ancestor... very close!
Twelve Pots, who had been squatting in the bushes and was autistic, stood up at this moment, with a few leaves on his head, and ran with small, chubby steps following Thirteen Pots!
"Depend on!"
Sixteen Pots had just been chatting with another guest, and now he was about to lose the initiative, so he cursed Twelve and Thirteen Pots in his heart for being cunning.
It simply took off its shoes, held them in its hands, sat on the board it had just used to cushion its butt, and slid down the hillside like a sled...
Audience and guests number five, six, and seven: “………………”
What’s going on?
At the same time, the entire ancient earth.
From the top of the mountain to various ruins, from the cabin in the snow to the tropical jungle, every NPC mission point.
Dozens of black and white chubby pandas popped up at the same time!
Although they were too far away to feel directly, the telepathy between the pandas revealed that Twelve Thirty-Six Pot was incredibly excited. It must be...
Halfway up the mountain, Gu Yumian leaned against a tree, holding his forehead and waking up.
Guests number one and eight? A guest got left behind? But that statement seems a bit odd... Why is it 'reunited with guests number one and eight' instead of 'reunited separately'?
Little Tangyuan and the little husky were still asleep. The little fox woke up and leaned against Gu Yumian, licking his paws absentmindedly. The little snow leopard pricked up his ears and squinted his eyes, listening to something.
Not far away.
A panda that looked like a recent adult was clinging to a tree trunk. Wearing a pair of glasses, it was slowly and tiptoeing towards Gu Yumian.
He sniffed every two steps and stopped to wipe his eyes with his paws.
Woo woo.
I want to cry.
Yes, of course it was impossible for the program crew to let the guests meet up so easily, so the one who arrived at the scene earlier than Twelve Three and Six Pots was the NPC Thirty-Eight Pot who was in charge of the tent.
Sanshibaguo is still in school. He usually has a soft personality. He cries when he is bullied, cries when he does poorly on the exam, cries when he is sad, and cries when he is happy.
As he walked, he couldn't hold back his tears any longer and burst into tears. He fell down while crying and rolled over like a panda.
Roll into Gu Yumian's arms.
Gu Yumian and the little snow leopard: "..."
Thirty-eight Pots: "..."
Thirty-eight Pot's tears fell even more fiercely. Together with Little Tangyuan, they buried their round heads in Gu Yumian's arms, sticking their butts out and not moving. The little fox looked at Thirty-eight Pot blankly, then at Twenty-four Pot, to make sure he was seeing things correctly.
Where did this little roller come from?
Gu Yumian didn't know why, but when he saw this little guy, it was just like when he saw little Tangyuan before.
My heart feels soft, sour, and a little bitter, but mostly sweet.
Then.
A bony hand mercilessly lifted up the thirty-eight pots by the back of the neck.
The little guy kicked his legs while crying, and his snot flowed all over Shuo Han's collar.
Thirty-Eight Pots: "Woo woo woo, papa... woo woo woo, burp, woo woo..."
Compared to the word "ancestor", young people of the new era prefer the word "papa".
Shuo Han: “…”
He watches and sleeps, his face is cold as frost:
"You're having an affair?"
"Whose child is it?"
Gu Yumian: “???”
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