The jealous kind.
Jealous...
Official partner.
Only spouse.
lovers.
From now on, Gu Yumian only belongs to Shuo Han.
We can live together forever, kiss, hug, sleep in the same bed, and also -
Countless words and even specific images flashed through Shuo Han's mind.
It can be traced back to a long time ago, when Gu Yumian smiled and kissed the little snow leopard's forehead for the first time. The color and luster in his eyes made Shuo Han want to see what he looked like when he was kissed until he was out of breath.
The collar of the sleeping Gu Yumian's clothes was accidentally pulled open by the little snow leopard's claws, revealing the delicate porcelain-white collarbone marks.
There is also the curvature of the waist when cooking.
And roll up your sleeves to reveal the slender lines of your arms.
The desire and thoughts that kept swelling in my heart and chest, the urge to possess her alone, but all my previous brutal and direct methods were rejected by me. I could only approach cautiously, bit by bit...
It is definitely not a sense of family affection or dependence.
I have wanted to bring this person back to bed since a long time ago.
“…”
"Bang."
The door opened.
Shuo Han stood there as if he was under a spell, his handsome face flushed red.
Then with a bang, the automatically retracted wooden door hit his forehead, blocking the completely stunned Shuo Han inside the door.
Gu Yumian took a step outside and turned back, only to find that the door was closed.
There was silence for two seconds both inside and outside the door.
Shuo Han: “…”
Gu Yumian: "..."
How do you open this door?
At half past seven, it was already completely dark.
It was even more lively outside than Gu Yumian had imagined.
Aside from the two of them, the other guests had already gathered and were setting up camp in the open space outside the cabin.
Because guests five, six, and seven were assigned an emergency task, all the guests were unable to gather within an hour, so they could not receive tents tonight. However, the program crew was still a little conscientious and gave them camping necessities such as sleeping bags, as well as plenty of food and kitchen utensils.
The little Husky, Twenty-Four Pots and Thirty-Eight Pots were waiting outside the cabin with eager eyes. When the door opened, they roared excitedly and jumped into Gu Yumian's arms one after another.
The little fox put on the small apron prepared by Gu Yumian and busied himself helping to make a fire.
Pot 12, Pot 13 and Pot 16 all had rosy faces and were full of energy in everything they did - however, Pot 12 still looked a little dazed, while Pot 16, with the little pomade that Gu Yumian had pierced on his head, turned his head and smiled at Gu Yumian.
As for the other three guests.
Um?
Many people didn’t see it.
All I saw was a lop-eared rabbit hopping around the campfire, a red-crowned crane dozing off on one leg over a small pond, and a koala slowly chewing leaves while directing the overall situation...
For a moment, Gu Yumian felt like he was back in the free-range area of the zoo in his previous life.
But even in free-range areas, it is impossible to mix together species from the plateaus, plains, tropical and temperate zones, birds and mammals, all into one big hodgepodge, right?
The moment Gu Yumian came out, the entire bustling environment became quiet.
Pandas, foxes, huskies, rabbits, red-crowned cranes, koalas, all the furry creatures looked at him with sparkling eyes and full of anticipation.
[sample: Hahahahaha Host Gu: I must have opened the door incorrectly]
[Marshmallow: Let me count. Not counting the babies that Mianmian brought with her, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. We're still missing number eight! And where's Tuantuan? P.S.: I finally saw Mianmian, myself. Woohoo! I've been through so much these past two hours!!]
[I won’t change my name until I pass the Level 4 Bird Language Exam: It’s dark, I can’t see clearly, I’m dripping potassium permanganate into my eyes.]
The accompanying background music also stopped at the right time, changing from its original light-hearted and cheerful tone to a slightly more serious and relaxed one. It seemed that the topic was about to get down to business.
The host also took the time to clear his throat:
"Finally, all the guests have officially gathered in Ancient Earth. Without further ado, let me introduce the guests to the audience—"
"Guest number one: Starry Sky Platform's popular anchor, Elbet Restaurant Chairman, Gu Yumian!"
Gu Yumian was looking at the wooden door behind him at the moment, wondering when Shuo Han would come out, when he was introduced unexpectedly.
The camera moved to Gu Yumian, who was holding two panda cubs that were sucking their paws, and a husky that was wagging its tail happily. He greeted the camera with some difficulty.
The comments were extremely enthusiastic, with unprecedented enthusiasm, and immediately there was an overwhelming outburst of cheers and confessions!!!
"Guest number two: famous violinist, Twelve Pot!"
The camera moved to the chubby Twelve Pots, who was holding firewood and running towards Gu Yumian in small steps.
Barrage: [Ah ...
"Guest number three: a famous martial arts movie star who has filmed classics like 'Fist of Fury,' Thirteen Pots!"
The camera moves to Pot Thirteen, who takes out Pot Thirty-Eight and tells it to be polite, and then puts its round head into Gu Yumian's palm.
Barrage: [Ah ...
"Guest number four: the former captain of STA, winner of Log's major competitions for decades, known as the Great Devil, Sixteen Pots!"
The camera proudly raised its head and chest, showing the sixteen pots with small chirps on its head.
host:"……"
Barrage: [Ahhhh my idol!! You are my youth!!! I’m tired of shouting but I still shout ahh ...
"Guest number five: stage actor and popular anchor of Starry Sky, Tu Qingqing!"
The lop-eared rabbit jumped and circled around Gu Yumian curiously.
"Guest number six: a well-known director who has directed classic films like 'The Last Me'. Let's quiz."
Koala looked at Gu Yumian and dropped the leaves he was chewing.
"Guest number seven: Bai Liang, a renowned scholar at the Paleogeographic Research Institute."
The red-crowned crane raised its head gracefully in salute, showing off its graceful form—but it was facing Gu Yumian's direction.
host:"……"
This show might as well be renamed "Gu Yumian and the furries that were enchanted by him".
The host coughed and continued, "We also have a special guest from the Academy of Sciences. Can you guess who it is?"
The camera shook around, accompanied by extremely tense drum beats, and finally froze on...
"Chi?"
The little fox, wearing the small apron prepared by Gu Yumian, had a little dust on the tip of his nose. He tilted his head obediently and asked Gu Yumian to help wipe it off. He glanced at the camera.
"Academy of Sciences' special guest—Gu Baiqiu!"
audience:"……"
Gu Yumian: "..."
Little Fox: “…”
ah? ? ?
Actually, Gu Yumian wasn't that surprised, because the Academy had already informed him of the matter in advance. Since the host didn't mention it explicitly during the introduction, most of the audience was still confused, thinking that the Academy had sent a mascot to just sit there and do nothing.
The little fox felt a little uneasy and glanced at Gu Yumian.
But that’s not all.
"And finally, the mysterious guest number eight..."
It was completely dark.
With a bang, the wooden door was kicked open.
Shuo Han walked out with a gloomy face, looking extremely sour.
You can even see the cold air whizzing towards you from behind, as if it has materialized.
He walked up to Gu Yumian, pushed the furries away, and held Gu Yumian's hand.
Shuo Han pointed at Gu Yumian: "Mine."
“…”
audience:"……"
ah? ? ? ? ?
Half an hour later.
Except for Gu Yumian and Little Fox, all the guests were basically a group of big guys who could only make their own nutrient solution and had everything provided for them. With the addition of Gu Yumian, the whole process of preparing dinner and setting up camp finally became much faster.
Gu Yumian decided to have hotpot for dinner.
Just eat Sichuan hot pot.
Because some of the pandas can't eat spicy food, they made a shabu-shabu hot pot, with bone soup on one side and spicy hot pot on the other. They heard from Twelve or Three Pot that there were four or five other pandas nearby besides the four of them, and they were expected to come over tonight.
Gu Yumian planned to wait for the panda by the pot, first to meet all his cubs and feed them well.
The host was still trying to make amends for what had just happened: "It's a friend. Guest number eight just said that Host Gu is 'his' friend!"
Gu Yumian glanced at Shuo Han and said nothing: "..."
The program crew should have also given Shuo Han a headset, but he didn't know whether he lost it or didn't wear it. At this time, he couldn't hear the host's commentary, nor could he hear what the program crew said to the guests, otherwise he would have lost his temper again.
The mechanics of Bon Voyage! Ancient Earth? are as follows:
The live broadcast time is from 8 am to 8 pm every day, and the live broadcast will be stopped after 8 pm. The subsequent content will be edited into the weekly edited version. This will reduce the workload of the program team - otherwise the program team's photographers will have to stay in the backstage studio 24 hours a day.
It will also allow the edited version to have more highlights, and the edited version included in the official Star Network will not be ignored because everyone has watched the live broadcast.
It was exactly eight o'clock, so the first day's live broadcast came to an abrupt end at a gripping point.
"Okay, that's all for today's episode of 'Bon Voyage! Ancient Earth?'. The content from 8:00 to 12:00 will be broadcast in a later edited version. See you tomorrow morning at 8:00!"
The host looked at the number of people in the upper right corner and let out a breath.
Oh my god.
This variety show features a group of guests who don't play by the rules, and it's so popular - the real-time audience even exceeded 10 billion at one point, and hosting it for a full twelve hours is really a lifesaver.
audience:"……"
Audience: “…………” Nooo ...
[asudguc: Friend? Boyfriend?? This guy is so handsome, holy shit, he's really handsome. How could he not have been famous before? What's going on?]
Lili: Looks familiar... Damn, why is it gone now? I still want to see more! What's the relationship between the mysterious handsome guy and Mian Mian? Why are the pandas so affectionate towards Mian Mian? So cute!
[Yi Ye Zhi Chun: I was wondering about this, too. Why do Twelve Pot, Thirteen Pot, and Sixteen Pot treat this anchor like their own little kid who loves a super-reliable elder? Is that the opposite?]
User 187276: Why is Qiuqiu the special guest of the Academy of Sciences? Isn't Qiuqiu the mascot of the Academy of Sciences? And what about Tuantuan? Where did such a big Tuantuan go?
[Girl Candy: So what will happen after this? The old aunt is scratching her head and wondering! ]
Naruto: Why? Don't stop! Don't stop! Keep it live until 8:00 AM tomorrow! I want to see Mian Mian, handsome guys, pandas, Er Er, balls, koalas, cranes, and rabbits!
The first day of live broadcast, which was full of problems, finally came to an end amidst the noise, leaving the audience with a very meaningful ending.
Various discussion topics on Starnet have exploded, and the trend is getting more and more intense. This variety show is undoubtedly the most popular one today.
It also allows the program team and guests to finally air and take a breath.
After the live broadcast ended, the atmosphere among the guests became much more relaxed and the hot pot started to cook.
Gu Yumian was undoubtedly the chef for dinner. The guests set up a small earthen stove. Although there were no tents, they found a suitable open space and big trees in the forest.
I just spread a blanket on the soft grass and sat down. The moon had already climbed up the horizon.
"Mianmianmianmian," Rabbit Qingqing was originally a fan of Gu Yumian. The little lop-eared rabbit jumped around Gu Yumian and the hot pot. "Is this ready to eat? When can I eat it?"
Koala, who used to be slow in doing everything, became extremely talkative at this moment, chatting with Gu Yumian about the issue of children's education - Koala Kaokao also had a little son and a little daughter at home.
The Husky held Gu Yumian's trouser leg in its mouth and wanted to show him some interesting stones.
Pots Twelve, Thirty-Six, Thirty-Eight, and Twenty-Four, five black and white fur balls followed Gu Yumian closely, one hanging on his shoulder and two lying on his knees.
Twenty-four Pots had already met several elders, and nestled softly in Gu Yumian's arms, playing clapping games with Thirty-eight Pots, who was still crying.
Soon, Gu Yumian was surrounded by fur balls.
"Mianmian!"
"Anchor Gu..."
"Awoof, awoof!"
"Oh my god! Ancestors!"
“Pa, papa!”
In addition, there is Shuo Han, who is guarding Gu Yumian like a dragon guarding treasure and is eyeing him covetously.
Isn't this too many people? Besides preparing the hot pot, Gu Yumian also had to look after such a large group of furry children, big and small. She felt both... happy and distressed.
“…”
Fortunately, the hot pot was cooked quickly and the entire camp with a bonfire gradually became quiet.
The delicious bone broth cooked in a clay pot on an earthen stove has a milky white and slightly thick texture, with fresh mushrooms and cardamom tsaoko bubbling inside, emitting a rich and mellow flavor.
On the other side, red chilies and Sichuan peppercorns are sautéed in hot oil, sugar is added and melted, and chopped green onions, ginger, and garlic are added. Pour thick bone broth over the top and mix in a spoonful of wine. White steam suddenly rises, and the crisp, spicy, and refreshing aroma instantly fills your nose!
Fry the shrimp shells until oil comes out, pour a spoonful of fragrant oil on top, add minced garlic, star anise and soy sauce, and you have the simplest and most delicious seasoning dish.
The fresh ingredients provided by the program team are neatly arranged on the ice, and now the only step left is to rinse them.
In the mountains in the height of summer, they ate hot pot. A small kerosene lamp lit the earthen stove and a clay pot, with chilled plum juice and fruit wine on the side. All the furries gathered around Gu Yumian and the hot pot. If Shuo Han hadn't been watching closely, they would have probably all pushed into Gu Yumian's arms.
The camera gives a close-up of the hot, brightly colored hot pot.
I believe that when the edited version is broadcast, it will definitely cause all kinds of howling from the audience...
"Okay, everyone, take your bowls. Each of you will have a saucer."
The half-fat, half-lean composite tender beef rolls have snowflake-like marble patterns. Rolling back and forth in the hot pot, they instantly absorb the refreshing, spicy, fragrant and rich broth. The tender, fragrant and crispy taste when you slurp it up is simply amazing.
Vegetarian rabbits and koalas can also enjoy some soft and sticky yam slices, carrots and bamboo shoots. The fresh and mellow mushroom and bone broth also has a unique flavor.
When you have eaten to your heart's content and your back is sweating, have a sip of refreshing wine or plum juice to relieve the greasiness.
Three seconds later.
All the guests sighed collectively.
...It’s really delicious.
The twelve, thirteen, sixteen, and thirty-eighth pots couldn't help but wipe away their tears while eating.
“Woo, woo, woo…”
This is the taste.
It was made by Gu Yumian.
Even though they had never actually eaten the food made by Gu Yumian from the Twelve or Thirteen Pots, or even from the Big Pot and Second Pots, they had only drunk the milk prepared by Gu Yumian and some nutritional supplements, but that feeling would not change.
"Don't cry," Gu Yumian patted the heads of the older children, "You can eat it many times in the future. Maybe you'll be tired of it by then."
Sanshibaguo was just sniffling at first, but after hearing what Gu Yumian said, he couldn't help but burst into tears.
“Papa…”
Lop-eared rabbits, koalas and red-crowned cranes couldn't help but prick up their ears.
papa?
Shuo Han lifted the thirty-eight pots away with an expressionless face.
Sixteen Pots warned it:
"You can't call him papa, you have to call him ancestor."
The lop-eared rabbit rubbed his ears.
Ancestors? ?
What is going on?
The little Husky and little Tangyuan also tilted their heads in coordination.
The little fox understood the whole story, but he was still worried about his vest falling off, and was a little dazed.
Shiliu Guo looked at the puzzled expressions of the children around him, cleared his throat, and was about to explain.
Suddenly there was a rustling sound in the grass next to him.
Then there was another burst.
Behind the big tree, two chubby pandas were peeking out.
Three chubby little heads also popped out of the grass.
The black and white balls rolled and rolled.
She rolled softly into Gu Yumian's arms and didn't move.
Unable to resist the dual allure of "Gu Yumian + Hot Pot," pandas from surrounding mission points trekked over to reunite with their roots...
"These are twenty-seven and twenty-eight," Twelve Pots introduced two of them to Gu Yumian, "the grandsons of Uncle Seven, both of them play badminton. And this one is thirty-six, and this one——"
Gu Yumian carefully looked at their round little faces one by one, memorized the children's appearance, and nodded.
The sesame dumplings were overjoyed, and each of them arched their round heads into Gu Yumian's arms.
Shuo Han: “…”
Guests: “???”
Shiliu Guo scratched his head: "In short, it's the ancestors."
Sixteen Pots: "Great-great-great-great-great-grandfather... Grandfather's father, do you understand?"
Guests: “???”
Sixteen Pots: "Are you guys stupid? Don't you understand this?"
Guests: “……????”
We ate and drank, set up camp together, and chatted. Before we knew it, the moon was already at its zenith.
Unfortunately, Pot 38 and Pot 27 couldn’t stay for long. After coming here to have a meal and being hugged and held high by Gu Yumian, they had to reluctantly return to the mission point to sleep.
We didn't have a tent tonight, but we had tree holes to shelter us from the wind and rain. The holes in these old trees were hollow, and surprisingly, they weren't damp at all. I guess the production crew had treated them in advance.
Twelve Pots and Thirteen Pots certainly wanted to sleep with Gu Yumian, but they were too old to cling to their parents, and...
Um.
If Shuo Han and Gu Yumian are not given some space to be alone together, my ancestor’s boyfriend might have to fight a panda.
It’s great to be young.
Twelve and Three Pots, whose grandchildren and great-grandchildren were all grown up, couldn't help but sigh. While sighing, he took the confused little Husky, Twenty-Four Pots and the little fox to bed.
No matter what, tonight, we still have to leave time for the two of them.
“…”
It is beneficial to have a few sensible older children at home.
Shuo Han nodded with reluctant satisfaction.
The guests considerately dispersed and found places to sleep.
Gu Yumian sorted out the firewood, pots and pans left over from the hot pot, washed his hands by the stream, fetched some water and brought it back. He saw Shuo Han leaning against a big tree, lost in thought.
"What are you doing?" Gu Yumian asked him.
Shuo Han glanced at him.
After a moment of silence, he said calmly:
"I'm jealous."
He skillfully exercised the legal right granted to him by Gu Yumian.
Gu Yumian: "..."
Shuo Han: "...Do you like me?"
How come Gu Yumian is so calm?
It's no different from usual.
It's obvious that Shuo Han no longer looks like Shuo Han anymore.
When you don’t have something, you desire it, and after you have it, you worry about losing it.
Gu Yumian: "Well, what do you think?"
He thought about it, held Shuo Han's hand, and looked at him seriously for a while in the midsummer moonlight of ancient Earth.
From the corners of the eyes to the lips.
Shuo Han is always easy to understand in front of Gu Yumian. He knows what a frown means, what a lazy expression means, and what he looks like when he wants to hold hands or kiss...
Gu Yumian is slow to warm up to feelings because that is his nature.
But that doesn't mean he won't be moved.
“…”
"I don't know how to put it, do you want to listen to my heartbeat?"
Gu Yumian held Shuohan's hand and placed it on his heart.
Warm, rapid...
Bang bang bang bang.
Every beat speaks.
'You are important.'
'I like you.'
"I like it very much. I like it very much."
Shuo Han pursed his lips a little, and his eyes darkened.
The shadows of the trees sway.
Gu Yumian curled his eyes, put his arms around Shuo Han's neck, made him lower his head, and then slightly raised his head.
Kiss him.
“…”
I don’t know when Shuo Han became the host.
Anyway, when their lips parted, Gu Yumian was already breathless from the kiss. Shuo Han hugged him and kissed him from the corner of his lips to his jaw, collarbone, and neck...
While kissing her, he also made demands in an increasingly demanding manner.
"You must stay with me every day from now on."
"good."
"Kiss me every morning before I wake up, and at night as well." It would be better if... well, we can't be impatient about this.
"good."
"Also, after the variety show, come back uptown with me to meet the other royal family members."
Although I really don't want to meet those idiots, I have to meet other members before the royal engagement, so no matter what, I have to take Gu Yumian back first and label him as belonging to Shuo Han.
"good……"
Gu Yumian: "..."
Um?
etc.
Royal family?
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