Last night, the blog post "My Fireworks" almost paralyzed the entire Star Network. Tens of thousands of programmers worked overtime all night to maintain it.
…and the seismic effects it brings are sustainable.
From top to bottom, from cabinet members to ordinary people, many people in the galaxy even stayed up all night gossiping about this matter. The next morning at work or school, almost everyone around them was discussing this matter!
The royal family is always the center of attention.
In addition, Shuo Han himself is the highest-ranking and most independent member of the royal family. Unlike previous monarchs who served more as "spiritual pillars" without real power, Shuo Han is in real power, participates in politics, and holds military power.
Moreover, the royal marriage system means that all royal family members will have only one partner for life, and everything they have will be shared with their partner - this is also one of the reasons why many royal family members choose to be single, and many royal family members are forced to get married by the cabinet.
Where is the monarch's partner from? What is their race? What is their status? Is this a true love relationship or a marriage of convenience?
All of this will undoubtedly have a significant impact on the entire situation and even everyone's life in the future.
Everyone felt like they were standing at the intersection of changing historical events.
From last night until now, netizens have dug up all the limited official information about Shuo Han's movements over the past three years, including the possible identity of the young man in the photo.
"Oh my god, did you read the blog last night? Your Majesty's account was hacked..."
"Of course not. Who would dare to hack his account? And there were indeed fireworks on the capital planet last night, so it just happened to coincide with the event. It's kind of romantic when you think about it."
"Looking at the photos and blog posts, it really seems so doting. It's totally unlike that person's style."
The Cinderella story of a monarch who is stranded due to an accident and meets a kind-hearted young man from an ordinary family, and the two fall in love, is the most popular version among high school girls.
And there are still many people who firmly believe that it is a novel plot where a young master from a certain family has been in love for ten years and it comes true, a single arrow turns into a double arrow, a fake blind date leads to real love, and so on.
“…”
But in any case, only a few young people have illusions about this story, while most of the spectators are rational.
Love story? There is no such thing as love in the royal family.
Not to mention the unrealistic, from Shuohan's father's generation of dozens of monarchs and first spouses, no pair had ever been united by love. And Shuohan's cold and irritable personality made this even more impossible.
"It's just hype. Do you think he'll really fall in love with someone? Why be so naive?"
"It must be a compromise with the cabinet. They've been urging me to get married before. Maybe there's going to be some big political change. I never thought His Majesty would be subject to the cabinet's control one day. What exactly happened? Is there going to be another war?"
"This blog post looks quite affectionate, and the pictures are great too. I guess the secretary must have spent quite a while thinking about it, hahahahaha!"
"I also think this whole process should be handed over directly to the secretary. Official announcements, fireworks... Your Majesty probably doesn't have the time for that."
"Well, anyway, I hope everything is alright."
“…”
It's different from the heated discussions online and outside.
Gu Yumian and Shuo Han, who are at the center of the controversy but far away in the ancient Earth where there is no internet connection, are spending their first morning as lovers.
This morning is so peaceful and tranquil...
No.
Shuo Han: "Want to ride me?"
Gu Yumian: "..."
Gu Yumian stepped back: "No."
What kind of lewd words are these??!
Gu Yumian actually wondered if he'd misunderstood—after all, how could a white, soft, kitten-like snow leopard, who used to show its belly and stretch its paws to look cute, be like this?! Perhaps he was referring to the actual "riding" he'd experienced during the trip last night?
But it is not.
Shuo Han: “?”
He seemed a little confused and looked at Gu Yumian with a look that said, "Don't you have adult needs?"
How can I describe that look? Let me use the words that young people like.
Very lustful.
Very explicit.
His light blue eyes, which were not cold only towards Gu Yumian, narrowed from half-closed to narrowed, and his gaze moved from Gu Yumian's lips to his neck, shoulders, and then along the waistline into his shirt, as if he was kissing Gu Yumian from hair to fingertips with his eyes.
It was a look like that of a ferocious beast, wanting to drag Gu Yumian into bed.
“…”
Shuo Han reached out and pressed Gu Yumian's shoulder: "Give it a try."
It was too late and too tired after coming back last night - Shuo Han could go without sleep for a whole month, but Gu Yumian obviously couldn't, so although Shuo Han was a little reluctant, he finally let Gu Yumian go to sleep.
Shuo Han had taken off his military uniform last night and slept in the T-shirt Gu Yumian had found for him, looking quite at home. He was now lying on his side, reaching out to Gu Yumian, and the T-shirt had accidentally rubbed against his abdomen while he was sleeping, revealing his well-defined, firm abdominal muscles.
He looked at Gu Yumian eagerly.
The members of parliament who had once privately sworn that "Your Majesty is definitely frigid" would never have guessed that Shuo Han would have such an expression and eyes.
Gu Yumian had never thought before that she would be so obsessed with the body of the same sex.
But it's love after all.
Still first love.
"..." Gu Yumian's ears couldn't help but feel hot, and the tip of his nose was sweating. His back was pressed against the edge of the tree hole, but he still tried to say, "No."
Gu Yumian really wants to have a conservative and conventional relationship, taking things step by step.
Even though you're already living together, you should still follow common sense, right? It's best to date for two or three months first, then hold hands, hug, kiss, meet your parents or family, and then... ahem, build a more intimate relationship before moving in together and getting married.
But Shuohan's style and pace were very inconsistent with his, radical.
It's like two poor students with poor grades who inexplicably skip grades one after another...
At this moment, Shuo Han raised his eyebrows, held Gu Yumian's hand, kissed his palm, and then the tip of his ring finger.
Shuo Han seemed to like his fingers very much, especially his ring finger.
When I shake hands, it's like I'm measuring the circumference of my ring finger, like I'm thinking about what kind of ring to wear.
“…”
Gu Yumian was slightly stunned.
Then the heart began to beat even faster.
There was a small window in the tree hole that let in air, letting in the soft morning light.
Outside the window, the sky was gradually getting brighter.
Shuo Han easily held Gu Yumian in his arms, kissed the ends of her hair, kissed the corners of her lips, and then rolled around in a deep kiss that exchanged breaths...
The temperature rises little by little.
At the beginning, we didn't understand each other and even rubbed each other's teeth, but now we are quite proficient.
Gu Yumian thought.
It was as if he had never imagined the possibility of the two of them separating from the very beginning.
After all, there are always many variables in a relationship, especially since they are originally a family. If the relationship breaks down, they can't even be a family anymore... But whether then or now, Gu Yumian has never had such concerns, nor has he been hesitant or worried about gains and losses.
Because it’s Shuo Han.
Shuo Han is the type of person who knows nothing about the ways of the world and has almost zero tolerance or patience. He wants to work hard to learn how to fall in love, but his efforts are in the wrong place.
But he cut off all his escape routes and went to Gu Yumian.
I don’t know whether to say that he is blindly confident or just brave.
If Gu Yumian doesn't like Shuo Han, he will lose everything.
But how could Gu Yumian not like him?
“…”
Shuo Han's hands were long and broad, with distinct joints and calluses on his fingertips.
I didn't know it before, but ever since I found out last night that Shuo Han was the 'lonely' monarch, Gu Yumian's heart ached every time he touched his fingers.
Shuo Han seized the moment when Gu Yumian's heart softened, and put his hand under the hem of Gu Yumian's shirt, downwards...
Gu Yumian tightened his grip on Shuo Han's wrist: "You..."
Shuo Han looked at him for a while with his eyelids lowered.
"You need it too." Shuo Han's voice was a little lazy and desireful, and he looked somewhat satisfied and happy.
Although his mind told him not to ask, Gu Yumian still asked: "...What do you need?"
Shuo Han: "Sex, and me."
This was too blunt, and the reserved Earthling Gu Yumian wanted to find a place to hide.
Shuo Han: "I'll help you."
The kiss deepened.
"No, the children are still outside--" This was the only reason Gu Yumian could find to refuse.
I never expected that as soon as I mentioned Cao Cao, he would appear.
“…”
Half a second later.
“…”
"Clang clang! Let's see if the guests are all awake. The day's schedule is about to begin, starting with guest number one—sorry to bother you."
The program team's small robot crawled in through the crack in the tree hole, then turned around and quickly crawled out.
Little Tangyuan, Thirty-Eight Pots, Twelve Pots, Thirteen Pots, and Sixteen Pots, who were excitedly following the little robot, also crawled out with their paws covering their faces.
Shuo Han: “…”
Gu Yumian: "..."
From today on, they officially started living in the wild, and they could only use stream water for washing. Gu Yumian took a towel and wiped Shuo Han's sour face first.
Shuo Han said in a cold voice:
——“No respect for elders or younger children.” This sentence is referring to the pandas in the Guo family.
——"Extremely audacious." This sentence refers to the little robot.
Gu Yumian: "...Okay, okay."
Is his boyfriend a child? His thoughts are childish and cute.
Oh, it seems to be true.
Until recently, he was still the childish and jealous little Gu Xuetuan. Now, apart from being a little more... lustful, it seems that he is still the little Shuo Han in other aspects. He is nothing like the monarch that Gu Yumian knew.
He is a little cold, vicious and irritable, but he is still very cute.
Fortunately, the production team wasn't that mean. The little robot was just a wake-up call, not the direct start of the live broadcast. Otherwise, the consequences would really be—actually, there didn't seem to be any consequences? After all, they are a couple.
Gu Yumian thought about this question for a moment while preparing breakfast, but he didn't think too deeply about it.
After all, I am surrounded by a bunch of furry kids, big and small, and it is difficult to have private time to think about things when I am busy with work and sleep during the day.
Last night when we were having hotpot, we were so happy that we didn't think about saving ingredients at all. As a result, the ingredients this morning went from a wide variety of spices, seasonings, high-end synthetic meat, etc. to the most ordinary potatoes, a few slices of bacon, a little flour, a little oil and salt.
From today on, food and water will be obtained by completing tasks.
Of course, this is not a problem for Gu Yumian.
Director Koala Koala, who had survived alone in the wild before and knew how to build a fire, was a great help. Gu Yumian simply prepared the ingredients, kneading the flour in water and letting it dry, and shredded the potatoes and marinated them.
Soon, the potato pancakes, fried to golden brown on both sides, sizzled in the hot oil, dotted with dark bacon bits, exuding an enticing, delicious, crispy aroma. Just a touch of chopsticks revealed a crispy, tender, and glutinous texture...
When the potato pancakes were taken out of the pan to cool, you could clearly hear everyone drooling.
Gu Yumian couldn't help but smile.
Not long after.
At eight o'clock in the morning, another day of variety shows officially began.
After the show officially started, the guests could no longer see the audience's comments, nor did they need to worry about interacting with the audience like in a live broadcast - this made things a lot easier for Gu Yumian, because he had to take care of Shuo Han and the babies of the Guo family, as well as the little fox and the little husky, and he really didn't have the energy to interact with the comments.
However, Shuo Han seemed to have something to do in the morning and stayed in the camp without participating in the recording, which was still a good thing. It just made the barrage viewers who couldn't see the gossip feel regretful.
Shuo Han should also be in trouble, after all, he is the monarch, although Gu Yumian has not yet fully digested this fact.
Besides, the little fox also has something to do.
When Gu Yumian got up in the morning to comb its hair, the little guy was looking at something with a serious expression through a pair of optical glasses. It seemed to be something from the Academy of Sciences and he did not participate in the recording.
As for what the barrage will say...let it be.
noon.
The guests had just finished a task and had finally received the ingredients, so the task of preparing lunch naturally fell on Gu Yumian.
After dinner, there is a lunch break with the live broadcast turned off.
"Ancestor." Twelve Pots pulled Gu Yumian aside mysteriously.
Gu Yumian: "Hmm?"
"I have a few things I want to tell you," Twelve Pots seemed hesitant, holding his round face with his paws, "The first is, your boyfriend seems to be..."
Gu Yumian didn't understand how he guessed it at first, but after thinking about it, he thought, was it because of the premonition mentioned earlier? So he smiled and patted Twelve Pot's head:
"Oh, I already knew that, but thank you anyway."
Twelve Pots couldn't help but pat his belly after being patted on the head, and breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, but there's one more thing you should know, right? There are twenty-four pots of small glutinous rice balls..."
Gu Yumian: "Oh, Yuanyuan is Twenty-Four Pots... What did you say? That big star?"
Twelve Pots: "..."
Gu Yumian: "..."
Tang Yuan tilted his head: "Hmm?"
Ten minutes later.
"...So Little Twenty-Four didn't do it on purpose. His brain is also damaged now... Because of the egg-shaped lifeboat, he turned back into a child. But I don't know why it took him so long to change back. We have intervened, but it will probably take some time for him to recover."
"He must have transformed into an adult form before, which is why the agent couldn't find him. Maybe you weren't around when he transformed into an adult."
“…”
The little Twenty-Four Pots had no idea that he had lost his vest, and he was still lying on Gu Yumian's lap, sucking his paws innocently.
Gu Yumian held his forehead and said, "Okay, I understand. Is there anything else I don't know?"
"That's all. What follows are just trivial matters." Twelve Pots chuckled.
Of course, Gu Yumian didn’t know this at the moment.
The Guo family submitted an application, intending to apply for Gu Yumian to become the guardian of the entire Guo family... This matter was actually downplayed by the Twelve Pots as a trivial matter.
This process is legal when the two parties are of different races and one of them is an extremely rare and endangered species.
Although Gu Yumian was the "guardian," this guardianship was actually the most beneficial to him—he had almost no responsibilities, aside from the majority stake in profitable projects and the property rights to various properties. Most importantly, no matter what happened to Gu Yumian in the future, the Guo family would provide him with the strongest support.
No matter what he wants to do, whether he wants to continue being a live streamer or develop a restaurant-related business, no matter what accidents or misfortunes he encounters, no matter whether he is rich or poor...
As long as there is even one panda left in the Guo family, they will always protect him.
Just like how Gu Yumian treated the naughty Daguo, Erguo, Sanguo and others before.
This is not just a verbal statement, it has been certified and effective by interstellar law, and has been unconditionally agreed upon by all members of the Guo family.
At this moment, Gu Yumian looked at the twelve pots.
I always feel like he has something important to say.
The chubby panda blinked innocently.
"That's it?"
"Oh." Twelve Pots nodded.
"Well... okay, let's go back and rest for a while?" Gu Yumian suddenly remembered something he had been thinking about before and almost forgot. "Oh, Twelve, wait a moment."
Twelve Pots stopped obediently.
While listening, the thirteen pots and sixteen pots in the corner, the thirty-eight pots and forty-two pots coming from the surroundings, and so on... also stopped.
Gu Yumian hesitated for a moment and asked, "Do you...want to take my last name?"
"It's okay if you don't want to." Gu Yumian quickly added.
Because Gu Yumian really treats these children as his own children.
But their surname is Guo, which was thought up by Gu Yumian, who is not very good at naming. Because in Sichuan dialect, "Guo" actually means "brother". He named it because he wanted Da Guo to be a big brother who can take good care of himself, and it is more cute this way.
Who would have thought it would be used for thousands of years? I see many people online mocking the Twenty-Four Pots family, saying their name is "too rustic" and "it looks like they picked it up from a trash can, it's so random..."
I always feel that his children are being treated unfairly.
His pandas weren't picked up from a trash can.
They are cared for and protected by their parents.
Although he came a little late, as long as Gu Yumian is alive, he never wants to hear the saying "the Guo family are all wild children with no origin" again.
Fortunately, Gu Yumian is no longer the ancient Earthling who had nothing when he first came to the interstellar space. Although he has not reached the point of being omnipotent, he will do his best to protect the Guo family.
Twelve Pots didn't say anything for a long time.
Thirteen Pots and Sixteen Pots, who were squatting in the corner and eavesdropping, didn't say anything either.
Gu Yumian immediately became uneasy: "Actually, I think names like Gu Twelve Pots, Gu Thirteen Pots, and Gu Sixteen Pots are also quite nice, but it depends on your opinions. If you really don't like it, that's fine..."
Shi Er Guo blinked and tears as big as beans fell.
Gu Yumian blamed himself even more: "Do you really dislike it that much?"
Twelve Pots burst into tears and shook his head while crying:
"No, I'm just... so happy... wuwuwu..."
How could I not like it?
I just like her so much, but I’m afraid of causing trouble for Gu Yumian.
Gu Twelve Pots, Gu Thirteen Pots, Gu Sixteen Pots...
Those are some great names, there are no better ones.
After so many years, I can finally find my roots.
The variety show is going on in a lively manner.
On the other side, there was no peace.
The little fox coiled himself up with his big tail, anxiously looking up some information on his glasses, his little paws making a crackling sound as he typed on the keyboard.
Every time this happens, I just regret that I can’t use my super brain abilities.
But even so, it has ten years of experience working in the Academy of Sciences.
"Collection completed. Have the samples been taken? What are the analysis results?"
"Yes, it is..."
"Zerg."
There was silence on both sides of the communication.
I never expected such a simple Ancient Earth variety show to involve something like this. Why did it happen near Ancient Earth? It was like a plan.
The most terrifying thing about the Zerg is their ability to parasitize and infect, and their almost terrifying proliferation. Any living thing can become their container.
In addition, their combat effectiveness is also terrifying.
Although weapons are advanced now, only Your Majesty can completely crush the Zerg. For other soldiers, it will be a tough battle even if they encounter a single Zerg.
Until now, His Majesty is the only one with SSS-level mental power. Even such a terrifying His Majesty took him seven years to fight the Zerg twenty years ago. This shows how difficult the Zerg are.
Where is Gu Yumian now? Where are the pandas and the little husky? The little fox is now extremely uneasy and desperately wants to see his family.
"hateful."
The little fox bit his own light brain, tears falling from his eyes.
Its main project at the Academy of Sciences is confidential follow-up research on the extinct Zerg.
Why is it so useless? If its ability could be used, maybe it could be discovered earlier...
The little fox ran from the camp all the way towards Gu Yumian with tears in his eyes.
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