Chapter 238 The Movie King (Part 9)
After looking around, Gu Yanjing realized that he had spent all of his one yuan. After thinking for a moment, he went back and spent thirty yuan to open a small piece of jade worth ten yuan. The quality was good, but the material was too small, so it could only be made into a small piece, and the price was not high. The shopkeeper gave him ten yuan.
This time, Gu Yanjing directly asked the boss for 100,000 yuan in cash, then put it in a black plastic bag and stuffed it into Lu Lingjun's hand.
The guy filming kept twitching his eyelids.
Unexpectedly, in the 21st century, he could still see such a simple and unpretentious way of receiving money.
Lu Lingjun was also casual, hooking a plastic bag with one finger, looking nonchalant, while his other hand was hooking Gu Yanjing's fingertip, looking very serious.
Young man: ......This is really a feast for your mother.
Gu Yanjing and Lu Lingjun strolled around the small commodities market again, carrying plastic bags—no, they were carrying cash—the money dangling in their hands, looking as casual as trash.
The casual young man shed tears of poverty and despair.
He also longs to be this carefree.
Half an hour later, Gu Yanjing touched his stomach and said he was hungry.
Then, Lu Lingjun took Gu Yanjing to eat street food. Basically, Gu Yanjing ate all the food that celebrities would crave but would never touch.
There's nothing we can do; it's all thanks to that transgression in the previous world.
Indeed, roadside stalls are the best places to eat.
After eating his fill on the street, Gu Yanjing let out a satisfied burp before remembering he needed to buy household necessities.
Gu Yanjing randomly picked a small shop on the roadside. They had towels, washbasins, toothbrushes, toothpaste, and other items. After giving them her score, the shopkeeper immediately prepared the goods. After the goods were prepared, Gu Yanjing gave the shopkeeper an extra hundred yuan and asked him to deliver them to the villa.
They can't possibly take it back.
It was already past four o'clock when I left the store; they had been gone for too long.
"Zhuque, do you want to eat dinner?" Lu Lingjun carried a box of cut fruit for Gu Yanjing and fed him a bite every now and then.
"Do you think the food that Nan Wan'er and Tun Tian made is edible?" Gu Yanjing asked politely.
Lu Lingjun thought Gu Yanjing's words made a lot of sense: "Then let's have another meal and go back."
That couple has never been very reliable. If you actually eat their cooking, you're probably doomed.
“Okay, I want to eat grilled fish.” Gu Yanjing nodded.
We can't count on those two.
So, the two of them, who had just finished eating on one street, immediately went to a grilled fish restaurant and ordered a whole fish feast.
Inside the villa, the woman, starving and on the verge of death, clung to Zheng Wei and pitifully said, "Husband, I'm so hungry."
Zheng Wei patted the boy's head: "I'm hungry too, how about we have some Coke?"
She buried her head in Zheng Wei's arms and said, "Then it's better to just drink plain water."
Zheng Wei hugged his wife tightly: "Why don't we go check the kitchen?"
Upon hearing this, he immediately shook his head frantically: "Then let's forget it. The kitchen exploded just half an hour ago. I'm afraid it will explode again."
That was terrifying; the loud noise just now almost gave her a heart attack.
She secretly peeked inside from the side. Hmm, the walls were already dark; it seemed the battle was fierce.
"If only we had taken that mission from Brother Gu, we could have gotten out and made money, sob sob." The more she thought about it, the more upset she became.
I'm so envious of Gu Ge being able to go out. Maybe he can even buy food outside, even if it's just a ten-yuan takeout meal.
"Let's wait and see. Maybe Brother Gu will bring us some food back, then we'll have dinner sorted out," Zheng Wei sighed.
Don't count on that couple inside.
"Ha, the director only gave us 500, and we still have to buy living supplies for 10 people. We don't even know if that's enough, and we're even bringing back food."
Seeing the two of them snuggling together, and then looking at He Zigui sitting alone on the side without saying a word, Liu Tingting suddenly felt a little jealous.
Other people's boyfriends are so affectionate, but my boyfriend even sits a seat away from me.
"If you can do it, then you do it. If you can't, then don't be a show-off. The floor isn't even finished mopping yet. What are you doing sitting there slacking off?" Bai Yu, who had been assigned by the company, looked at Liu Tingting and immediately switched into her expert eye, retorting without hesitation.
Although he didn't like Gu Yanjing either, at least Gu Yanjing wouldn't talk badly about people behind their backs.
"Alright, alright, everyone, say less." An Yi, who was also assigned to be a couple with Bai Yu, tugged at Bai Yu's hand, signaling him to talk less.
"Hmph." Liu Tingting was speechless after being rebuked and went upstairs in anger.
He Zigui didn't get along well with this group of people, so he had no choice but to go up with them, otherwise it would be awkward for him to sit down alone.
An hour later, Nan Wan'er and Tun Tian finally brought their culinary disaster to the table.
Fried eggs with the shell and skin on.
The group seemed to still be able to see the egg's gruesome death.
There's also stewed pork ribs with potatoes.
The first time they saw pork ribs stewed in pieces, the section not submerged in the broth still had bright red bloodstains on it.
They strongly suspected that if the pot hadn't been too big to fit, the couple probably wouldn't have even been able to cook the two halves.
The remaining dishes were even more terrifying; the dead were indistinguishable from meat, and it was impossible to tell what they were.
Nan Wan'er and Tun Tian seemed to completely sense the ugly and terrified expressions on the faces of the group, and even smiled as they told them to sit down and start eating.
Several people: ...If you two want to poison me, just say so. You don't need to beat around the bush like this.
She swallowed hard and took a shaky step back, saying, "I'll go call He Zigui and Liu Tingting down for dinner."
She can't be the only one poisoned to death.
Zheng Wei had the same reaction as **, but he focused his attention on the director: "Director, come have a meal. You've had a long day. Eat with us."
These words reached the director's ears.
'Die with us.'
The director shook his head rapidly, his face contorting with embarrassment.
The cameraman immediately gave the director a close-up shot of his fleshy body.
The director's expression changed: "That scene was cut."
The editor, who was jotting down inspiration, nodded upon hearing this and then added a note to include this segment as well.
Leather is no good.
A group of people were locked in a stalemate, refusing to sit down.
Suddenly the doorbell rang, and Bai Yu immediately ran to open the door: "It must be Brother Gu coming back, I'll go see."
Nan Wan'er looked at the dishes, then at Tun Tian: "Look, it's all your fault for making the dishes so awful that no one dares to eat them anymore."
Tuntian was kicked and didn't dare to say that Nan Wan'er had made all the dishes on the table herself, so he could only silently take the blame.
There's nothing I can do; my wife dumped the blame on me, so I have to take the blame whether I want to or not.
Bai Yu ran quickly to the door, but when she opened it, she didn't see Gu Yanjing and Lu Lingjun return. There were only two people standing at the door carrying a pile of things.
It even has trash cans; it's incredibly well-equipped, to say the least.
The two people outside were prepared when they saw ***. The person who came to buy it also brought a camera, so it looked like they were filming a program.
After explaining the situation to Bai Yu, they left their things and departed.
Bai Yu quickly called several people in the house to help move the items.
After we finished moving, we realized, wait a minute, Brother Gu and Lu Lingjun are coming back too.
Did they really go out for a nice meal?
Meanwhile, Gu Yanjing and Lu Lingjun, who were now being targeted, finished their dinner and, at the very humble reminder of the paparazzi, packed up a few freshly cooked fish to take back and feed the remaining people in the villa.
However, on their way back, they were stopped by a truck on a deserted, sparsely populated road.
Gu Yan narrowed his eyes, looking at the truck opposite him, feeling that the scene looked strangely familiar.
"Is this... a robbery?" Lu Lingjun looked at the black plastic bag in his hand, which was now only worth five cents, with some surprise.
Moreover, the person in that truck was also a minor demon.
Kitten.
Orange cat.
I also like orange cats that shed.
Dandelion?
"Let's go down and take a look. It's quite interesting. It's rare to meet someone so fearless." Gu Yanjing opened the car door and got out, ignoring the advice of the paparazzi and the driver.
The cameraman had no choice but to turn on his camera, put it in his car, and follow them down the street.
The driver thought for a moment, then stayed inside the car and didn't get out.
The little orange cat on the truck saw them get off and jumped off as well, with a long tail trailing behind it, showing no fear whatsoever.
The young man was also scared when he saw that it was a demon, but he immediately called the Demon Management Bureau and gave them his coordinates.
"Aren't you surprised?" Gu Yanjing looked at the young man with some curiosity.
"Heh, who hasn't encountered a few monsters in their life?" The young man's smile was forced.
"So, your plane of existence already knew about the existence of monsters. That makes things easier." I won't need to erase your memories.
Gu Yan chuckled lightly. Before the little orange cat opposite him could speak, its movements were incredibly fast, beyond the reach of humans.
The elegant yet fierce Emperor Suzaku kicked the little orange cat opposite him to the ground with one foot, his smile dangerous and chilling: "Among so many people, it's rare to find one who dares to rob me. Interesting, little orange cat."
The little orange cat was dumbfounded. Wait a minute, that's not how the script was written.
I'm a demon, shouldn't the other party be kneeling on the ground begging for mercy, and offering me the packaged fish, cash, and the inner core of that clam spirit?
"Meow. You stupid human, let me go." The little orange cat was stomped on the ground, its fur standing on end, struggling to pry at Gu Yanjing's leg.
Gu Yanjing kicked again, sending the arrogant little brat flying two meters away.
Lu Lingjun knew from this state that the little orange cat had caused a lot of trouble.
Gu Yanjing was such an arrogant person. Even when she slept with him, she was stabbed to death, and almost stabbed to death twice.
This little orange cat actually dared to call Suzaku a stupid human.
"Any further and we won't be able to film it anymore," the cameraman said worriedly to Gu Yanjing. He then turned to Lu Lingjun, who remained calm and was still drinking the remaining milk tea with Gu Yanjing, and said, "Mr. Lu, aren't you going to help Brother Gu? That's a demon!"
"It's okay. He hasn't disciplined the little brat in a long time. He always hits me. This time, it's good to vent on something else." Lu Lingjun finished a sip of milk tea, which was a little sweet.
This milk tea doesn't taste good; I won't buy it for Jiaojiao next time.
The young man was dumbfounded.
What is all this about?
Then, when he looked at Gu Yanjing again, he saw that the originally arrogant little orange cat had turned back into its original form and was being carried back by Gu Yanjing with one hand.
Gu Yanjing probably thought the car was in the way and wanted to kick it off, but then he heard the little orange cat in his arms struggling frantically.
"Ahhh, Your Majesty, you can't kick it! You can't kick it! I borrowed this carriage from someone else, and I have to return it! I have to return it!"
The little orange cat was completely torn apart, and its whimpering appearance was very similar to Gu Congxin's back then.
He thought that a little demon who could cultivate into human form was already very powerful, but he never expected that this time it would directly hit a brick wall, kicking him two miles away and almost shattering all his cultivation.
This guy is a real big shot.
If Gu Congxin were here, he would definitely tell him earnestly: In front of His Majesty, no matter what you are, you are nothing.
"Why did you bring him back?" Lu Lingjun looked at the little thing Gu Yanjing was carrying with a dangerous glint in his eyes.
It's male, and it hasn't been sterilized yet.
"The house is so empty, let's get a little pet." Gu Yanjing ignored Lu Lingjun's gaze and casually tossed the little thing into Lu Lingjun's arms.
Lu Lingjun coldly stepped back, letting the little thing fall solidly to the ground.
Orange cat: ...Life is tough for cats, the big orange cat is crying.
"Just call Gu Congxin back." Lu Lingjun glanced disdainfully at the little thing that was stretching its paws at him, showing no pity whatsoever. He released his aura, and instantly, the little orange cat's paws went limp, and it collapsed to the ground in fright.
Oh my god, this is terrifying.
If I had known the human world was so dangerous, I should have listened to my mother and stayed in the big forest. *sobs*
"Gu Congxin isn't cute anymore." Mainly because she's become smarter and can't even do stupid things anymore, she's boring.
Gu Congxin: The fall from favor came so suddenly, yay! He's going to celebrate with three cases of Erguotou (a type of Chinese liquor).
Lu Lingjun looked at the trembling orange kitten and said, "Then let's take it to the vet to get it spayed/neutered before bringing it back."
The orange cat immediately burst into tears: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I don't want to be a eunuch! My family has had only one son for three generations, and I am the only heir. My family line cannot end!"
Gu Yan was surprised: ......
These lines sound somewhat familiar.
And the method of sterilization is somewhat familiar to me.
The young man and the driver were dumbfounded.
Unexpectedly, the monster wasn't the scariest; the scariest thing was this couple.
Sterilize.
Just thinking about it makes me feel a little cold down there.
Just as the two were discussing whether or not the orange cat should be spayed or neutered, three black cars suddenly roared by. They were completely black, even the license plates were black.
Ten people came down from above in a flash, all carrying weapons. There was also an old man with a sage-like demeanor, stroking his beard in one hand and holding a whisk in the other, looking like a highly accomplished Taoist master.
Gu Yan thought for a moment, then conjured a rope and led the orange cat away.
You can't let your little pet get lost!
The group of people got out of the car and looked at them: "Who reported the incident?"
The young man looked at the group of people from the Demon Management Bureau, then at the composed Gu Yanjing and Lu Lingjun, and stepped forward with a helpless expression: "It's me, it's me."
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