Chapter Sixty-Three: The Zombie King (18)
Perhaps thanks to the protagonist buffs of Nan Wan'er and Qin Xiao, the group managed to escape, albeit with great difficulty. However, many of them died at the hands of zombies, or even turned into zombies themselves.
In this plane of existence, such things happen every day. Even the kindest people before the apocalypse would no longer feel any pity or sympathy at this point.
The group set off again, but because there were fewer people, Gu Yanjing and Lu Ling were each assigned a car by themselves.
Nan Wan'er didn't want to be near Qin Xiao, the man who gave her intermittent heart attacks, so she squeezed herself into their car.
Lu Lingjun was driving, Gu Yanjing was sitting in the passenger seat, and Nan Wan'er was lying in the back, whimpering.
As for Gu Congxin, she stood on the roof of the car, letting the wind dry the excrement on her hands.
Sometimes, bad luck can become a habit for people.
It's like he met Gu Yanjing, had terrible luck, and then just kept having terrible luck.
It's like he's covered in shit, and no matter how much he washes, he'll just keep getting covered in shit again.
Gu Congxin: Take life and death lightly, and fight if you disagree.
Inside the carriage, Nan Wan'er lay in the back: "Your Majesty, could you please reattach my arm? It hurts so much!"
Gu Yanjing was eating the lollipop that Lu Lingjun had helped him snatch from a naughty child, and he could almost hear the heart-wrenching cries of the naughty child in the car behind him.
"cannot."
Gu Yanjing coldly and ruthlessly rejected him.
"Ouch, Your Majesty, it hurts so much!" Nan Wan'er continued to cry out.
"Shut up, it's just a dislocated shoulder, fix it yourself." Gu Yanjing frowned, annoyed by the noise.
"But my other arm is broken! It hurts so much!" Nan Wan'er cried out in pain.
Gu Yanjing had a headache and was so bored with lollipops that he shoved the half-eaten one into Lu Lingjun's mouth: "If you make any more noise, I'll throw you down."
Lu Lingjun was stunned, staring blankly at Gu Yanjing: "Your Majesty?"
Gu Yan glanced at Lu Lingjun with a cool expression: "Hmm?" Is something wrong?
Lu Lingjun couldn't help but smile slightly: "It's nothing."
Nan Wan'er: ......
Nan Wan'er: "Holy crap, what are you two scoundrels doing? I'm such a cute little fairy being pampered like a dog, and you two are showing off your love and flaunting your love in front of me. Holy crap, do you even have a conscience?"
Damn it, being gay isn't all that great.
Gu Yan suddenly realized something and looked at Lu Lingjun, noticing the lollipop Lu Lingjun was holding.
"parking."
Five seconds later, Nan Wan'er was thrown out of the car.
Gu Congxin's eyes lit up, and he jumped off the car, rolling the excrement on Nan Wan'er's face three times.
Seeing that Nan Wan'er's hands were immobilized and she opened her mouth to bite him but ended up with a mouthful of shit, he flew away satisfied.
It was playing a little tune as it flew.
Today is a great day! Ahhhhh~
Lu Lingjun saw Nan Wan'er being picked up by Qin Xiao in the car behind him in the rearview mirror, and quickly drifted away.
Gu Yan was stunned by the sudden movement and picked up his seatbelt to fasten it.
When did you learn to drive?
When asked, Lu Lingjun paused for a moment: "Does Your Majesty remember that when you accepted the throne of the Southern Emperor, you had to go through ten lifetimes of tribulations in reincarnation?"
Gu Yan thought for a moment and replied, "Hmm." It seemed there was such a thing.
Lu Lingjun: "Back then, I had already admired Your Majesty for a long time. When I heard that Your Majesty was going to the human realm to reincarnate, I thought that this might be an opportunity. So I went to ask His Majesty the Heavenly Emperor to allow me to secretly accompany you to reincarnate in a plane, which is also a modern plane in the end of Dharma."
At this point, Gu Yan was shocked and actually remembered: "So, that idiot from the 'Funeral Love Family' who drove a sports car, had green hair, and brought nine hundred and ninety-nine red roses to my office every day to express his love to me without fail, was you?"
Lu Lingjun: "...If that person's name is Gu Ying, then it's probably me."
Gu Yan was shocked: "..."
Five minutes later, Lu Lingjun was kicked out of the car. Gu Yanjing drove off erratically, accidentally scraping against a tree and breaking the headlights.
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