Chapter 51 Zombie King (Part 6)
"Here you go, I've brought you the system you wanted. Now ask him if it's your system or mine?"
Gu Yanjing looked at Gu Congxin, who was covered in excrement, and took a step back in disgust.
With each step he took, the branches beneath his feet would automatically extend, making him feel as if he were standing on flat ground.
Gu Congxin: "I must be His Majesty's system. I am the Emperor System, and I recognize only one host in my entire life."
Previous host: ...So we were all fake before, right?
However, Gu Congxin sounded a little guilty about what he said.
Nan Wan'er fiercely wiped the excrement off her face and then vomited in disgust.
"You're talking nonsense! If you're not my system, then where is my system? Did you eat it?" Nan Wan'er's eyes were so stinky she couldn't even open them.
Apart from Gu Yanjing and Lu Lingjun, Gu Congxin had never been insulted like this since he was created. Anyway, the other party was not his own emperor.
His Majesty is still up there, he's probably, maybe, definitely backing him up.
"Yeah, so what if I ate you? Everyone knows it's a jungle where the strong prey on the weak. Isn't it normal for systems to devour each other? Your weakling got eaten by me. Go ahead and hit me if you dare. I'm covered in shit, I'm not afraid of you."
The system proudly puffed out its chest, its body covered in excrement acting as if it were its strongest armor.
Although this armor is fucking awesome.
"Damn it, I'll fight you to the death!" Upon hearing the system's words, Nan Wan'er burst into tears, scrambled to her feet, and kicked the system.
However, Nan Wan'er probably didn't mention that she had ever played football. She didn't manage to kick Gu Congxin, but instead slipped on the poop that Gu Congxin was rolling on the ground, and ended up doing a split for Gu Yanjing.
Gu Congxin seemed to hear the sound of Nan Wan'er's bones breaking, and couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Holy crap, you think you can kick me? You!" Gu Congxin, just like a human, covered his stomach with his wings, laughing so hard that tears were about to come out.
Lu Lingjun saw this scene when he followed.
A sachet hung from Qingwen's waist, and in an instant, the original scent was dispelled by the fragrance of the sachet.
"Does Your Majesty still remember this fragrance?" Lu Lingjun asked Gu Yanjing with a smile.
Gu Yanjing glanced down, his brows furrowing deeply, and said in a very unfriendly tone, "I don't remember."
Lu Lingjun chuckled: "Your Majesty is as hypocritical as ever."
Gu Yan was shocked; the whole place smelled of this.
It smelled exactly like Lu Lingjun.
Next, Nan Wan'er was mocked, and probably lost her mind. She didn't care about the excrement on Gu Congxin anymore. She suddenly pounced over and grabbed Gu Congxin, tightly choking his neck.
Nan Wan'er pinched and vomited at the same time; the feel of it was... ugh.
Gu Congxin rolled her eyes at the sight and couldn't help but cry out to Gu Yanjing in the tree for help: "Your Majesty, stop flirting! Help me! Your love is about to be strangled!"
A single flirtatious remark made Gu Yanjing's already dark complexion even more unpleasant.
Flirting?
Am I the kind of person who would flirt with that dead bird, Lu Lingjun?
Gu Congxin is indeed blind and stupid; he should just die.
"You can have your fun. I'll come back to you when you're done." Gu Yanjing said, then turned and left.
Lu Lingjun didn't say anything, turned around and followed.
However, the horde of zombies that Gu Yan had summoned and surrounded the group did not leave, but still kept them surrounded.
However, at this moment, an even larger horde of zombies is now all heading towards **.
His Majesty said they must get there today, or else they'll be sent to roll in the dung heap.
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