Chapter 342: Dragon, your wife is dying!
The Den Den Mushi who was on the other end of the call had a very punk and exaggerated expression on his face, and laughed with his mouth wide open:
"Hee-ha! It's Giorno BOY! It's been a long time. You called me using this Den Den Mushi. Does that mean you are in Momoiro Island now?"
Before Lin Qi could say anything, the Barbie dolls next to him said loudly, "Yeah! Giorno is so powerful now~!"
"Don't say that about him," Robin said to the transvestites.
From the mouth of the Den Den Mushi came the sound of gunfire, deafening roars, sporadic cries, and then Eva's laughter:
"Really? I thought so too! I also read in the recent newspaper, 'A powerful pirate reappeared after disappearing'... Haha! It's really popular! Even the bounty has increased to 200 million Baileys, which is enough to send him to the Impel Down Prison! Haha!"
The demons pinched their fingers and laughed, "Even if you are the queen, you may not be able to beat dear Giorno~!"
Robin sighed helplessly, "For the last time, don't talk to him in that tone again."
Lynch looked at the Den Den Mushi face in front of him, which was very similar to Ivankov's. While talking on the phone, it was glaring, muttering, and shouting...
Lin Qi couldn't help but wonder, "What are you doing? You've been making so much noise since just now."
"Ah, there's a war going on here." Den Den Mushi responded calmly.
Eh——? ! ! Kerla was so shocked that her eyes widened. Why did this jumpy Den Den Mushi become so calm when talking about war? !
"Fighting? Where did you go?" Lin Qi asked in confusion, "Since you just said that you almost thought the navy had captured him... then the so-called war has nothing to do with the navy?"
The Den Den Mushi with Eva's makeup on once again opened its mouth and made the other party's signature "hip-hop" cry. Its eyes were very vividly covered with a layer of shadow lines. It said seriously: "Of course it has nothing to do with the navy! This is a war of miracles! When the oppressed are at their wits' end, there will be a moment when they can no longer endure it! This requires hormones that bring passion - Hey! Why did you throw away your weapons?!"
Den Den Mushi said the last part, and turned his gaze to the other side. Apparently, Eva on the other end of the line suddenly turned around and yelled at someone nearby.
The mouth of the Den Den Mushi with Eva's makeup opened and closed, and from its mouth came the distinctive voice of the Shemale King, sometimes male, sometimes female, and it was hard to tell the gender of the voice, but it was passionate -
"What do you mean I have no strength? Is being a woman an excuse?"
"How can gender be an obstacle? Don't underestimate miracles!!"
“Hee-ha-ha!! Fight, struggle, when you pick up a weapon, you are already on the road to victory!”
…
The Den Den Mushi passionately conveyed Eva's voice on the other end. Many transsexuals in the hall of the castle palace laughed and even danced. It was unclear whether they were cheering for what the Den Den Mushi said, or simply applauding the momentum of their transsexual queen...
Robin's relaxed expression gradually turned serious. Although she only heard a few words through the Den Den Mushi, she was very sharp-minded and could naturally understand what these words meant.
The flames of revolution have begun to spread...
Lynch thought so, but he didn't have much intention of getting involved in it.
His personal sentiments were not yet noble enough to dedicate himself to the liberation of the people in the other world... but of course he would bless such revolutionary struggles and be happy to see them come to fruition.
Lin Qi wanted to ask Eva where he was and why he made such a big fuss, but after thinking about it, he decided not to. He said directly: "By the way, Eva, I didn't come to Kamabarka Kingdom to find you, but to find Dorag. Do you know how to contact him?"
"Are you looking for Dorag?" Eva's hip-hop tone became much more serious. "I'm sorry, I can't find where he went for the time being..."
Lin Qi said, "Let's think of a way anyway. I have something very important to tell him. Or I'll tell you, and you can tell him when you have the chance."
"Wait a minute—"
The heavily made-up Den Den Mushi glared and yelled, muttering something, and after a while, it made a slight noise, and Eva's voice came out again, "Drag..."
…
[At the same time, on a certain island where a war was taking place——]
Outside the trench there was continuous artillery fire. Half of the demon king's huge head was sticking out, with a Den Den Mushi in each of his hands.
The one on the left hand, with a face imitating Lynch's, is silent and waiting patiently.
He had just taken this one out in his right hand, and its facial features had just changed from the original Den Den Mushi look to imitate the look of Dragon - it was still that almost expressionless coffin face, cold and serious.
Eva placed the microphones of the two Den Den Mushi in front of each other's mouth.
The Den Den Mushi that called Dragon opened its eyes, and after the call was connected, Eva said to it: "Dora..."
"It's Eva, what's the matter?" Den Den Mushi said slowly, imitating Dragon's expression.
Eva held two Den Den Mushi in her hands and grinned at the one on her right hand: "I'm going to put the Den Den Mushi you're talking to together with the other one - Giorno used the Den Den Mushi I left on the Shemale Island to contact me! He said he has something important to talk to you about, haha - so, Dragon, just talk like this."
The Den Den Mushi on his right hand hummed, his expression unchanged, and said in a deep voice to the microphone of the other Den Den Mushi placed in front of his mouth: "I'm listening, Giorno."
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
Eva looked at the Den Den Mushi on her left hand.
"Here's the thing, Drago..."
Soon he saw Den Den Mushi imitating Giorno's expression - it didn't have much expression either, and spoke in a calm tone similar to Dragon's.
Den Den Mushi said slowly: "Your wife is about to die."
Hmm... Eva nodded in sudden realization. So that's it. The woman from Dragon is dying. No wonder Giorno said it was an urgent matter...
Eh————？ ??? ?————！ !!! !!! !!!
The woman of Dorag? ! !
Eva was so shocked that she jumped out of the trench, spun 360 degrees in the air, and finally fell back into the pit with a plop, her eyes almost popping out of her head in shock.
It was already big news that Dragon had a wife! It was even more shocking when Giorno told it. Even Dragon’s comrades like them didn’t know what kind of past and experience this mysterious guy had… Giorno actually knew that Dragon had a wife? And—he also knew that Dragon’s wife was about to die? ! !
Lin Qi's simple words contained so much information that the demon king couldn't digest it all at once.
Then he saw that after hearing Giorno's words, the Den Den Mushi on his right hand showed almost no change in the simulated expression on its face. It was silent for a while, and then replied in a deep voice: "I understand."
…
Why is he so cold? On Peach Island, Lynch was not sure about Dorag's reaction. Was this guy anxious or calm?
He took the microphone and reminded: "I'm telling you, busy man, Tulip's life can only be saved if you go there in person..."
A smile finally appeared on the calm face of the Den Den Mushi in front of him. He sighed slightly and said slowly:
"I understand. Don't worry..."
There is one more chapter.
(End of this chapter)