Chapter 254 Different Recipes, Same Effect
Zhang Yun used direct force to force Guo Zi to compromise. "Look at you. Some of the thorns are two or three inches long and have been pierced into the flesh. Doesn't it hurt?"
"Hehe, it doesn't hurt. I have thick skin and it doesn't hurt at all." Guo Zi turned his head and wanted to secretly pull up his pants. His butt felt cold and insecure.
Zhang Yun slapped him and said, "Behave yourself. Stop being so timid like a woman. I've seen everything. I don't care about you."
Guo Zi felt wronged and looked at Zhang Yun with tears in her eyes, "Are others' better looking than mine?"
Zhang Yun is not stupid, but stupid, right? He thrust the thorn he had just pulled out back in fiercely, "I told you not to move."
Guo Zi bared his teeth. "Women are so cruel!" He felt depressed and uncomfortable, lying on the ground like a depressed patient.
Hanjia sensed his master's mood, so he lay down on his belly, stretched out his limbs, and wagged his tail boredly. Without any ore to eat, he became depressed.
Zhang Yun chuckled, ignoring the two fools. She carefully picked out the thorns and rubbed them with the ice toad's mucus. In an instant, the dense back was mostly healed. She slapped the man who was still pretending to be dead on the ground, "Hurry up and get back to work."
"Oh." Even the stubble on Guo Zi's short hair was drooping.
Zhang Yun was both angry and amused. "Have I lived these past twenty years in vain? How could I only have eyes for a fool like you?"
Guo Zi was stunned for a moment, blinked, stared at Zhang Yun, and suddenly chuckled, "Hey, I'll get to work right away." The lightning struck like fireworks.
Hanjia saw this and thought it was fun, so he rolled himself into a ball and rolled over the thorns. Wherever he went, there was a crackling sound, and no one survived.
The ice toad took a lazy look and felt that its master's eyesight was indeed not good. Why did he find these two fools? Didn't he know that toads hate heat and thunder? Its glass heart was about to break. It was about to think that this world was not worth it again. What should it do if it wanted to die?
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The other side was not so harmonious.
"Ah" a scream scared away the birds and beasts within a hundred miles. "Are you going to murder your husband?" Ding Jiajia cried out in pain.
Miaomiao bared her teeth, pushed back another thorn, and shouted at the top of her voice, "What are you saying? I can't hear you."
Ding Jiajia gritted her teeth. A woman's heart is the most vicious. "Queen, Master, I was wrong. Please forgive me."
Miaomiao raised her chin proudly, "A grown man, isn't it shameful to hear a woman screaming and yelling? Fatty, if he screams again, beat him up."
The fat mouse's red eyes sparkled, and the mouse liked it, "Chirp, chirp," don't worry, I guarantee that he will be beaten so hard that his parents won't recognize him.
Ding Jiajia smiled at the fat rat, her smile like that of the wolf grandmother, "Master Rat, I'm usually not treating you well, so please be gentle."
"Pa," the fat rat was agile and raised its claws to slap, "Chirp, chirp," don't make a sound.
Ding Jiajia has a contracted beast for every master he has. Wait until he contracts a little friend and he will definitely avenge his previous shame.
"Ouch" It hurts so much, I'm crying.
The fat rat bared its teeth, it was smiling, and its red eyes were full of encouragement as it stared at Ding Jiajia, saying, "Come on, bark quickly, Master Rat is waiting."
Ding Jiajia twisted his neck and thought, out of sight, out of mind. He is a man, so he won’t scream if he says not to.
Miaomiao took several of them in a row, but there was no sound at all. Fat Rat was very disappointed. It was not fun. It almost wanted to be a little devil.
Miaomiao pouted. She also hoped that Ding Jiajia would scream, otherwise it would be too quiet and boring. She accidentally stuck the five thorns she had pulled out back in.
Ding Jiajia: “Ah!” Revenge, absolute revenge.
Miaomiao was satisfied, and the fat rat was excited. He raised his paw and greeted Ding Jiajia's face.
After the thorn removal incident, the three couples began to work their way out of the thorn forest. There was no easy way, so they had to carve a path by hand.
He Lian, Feng Tao, Ding Jiajia and Miao Miao's special abilities were not suitable for cutting through thorns, so they could only use primitive methods and chop them with their swords.
Feng Tao's machismo would erupt every time at this time, and he would pull He Lian behind him and say, "You woman, why are you doing such heavy work? Just stay away." Xiao Longlong could only make the green above his head more vivid to cheer up his master. He couldn't wait to enter the green forest, and his master had to be supportive.
He Lian has gotten used to it.
Ding Jiajia, on the other hand, was the complete opposite. He urged Miao Miao to go up, "With your unrivaled strength, the best in the world, it's unjust not to use it to wield a sword. Go ahead."
Miao Miao hehe, I don't believe you. She kicked Ding Jiajia on the butt and said, "Get to work."
Ding Jiajia bared his teeth, the pain he felt had not yet healed.
The fat rat was lying on the ground, showing off its fat belly. Humans are so boring, rats are better. It's hungry, but the unscrupulous owner doesn't even give it food.
Guo Zizhangyun can use his supernatural powers, which makes things much easier.
Guo Zi used lightning to split the car into charcoal, which turned to black ash with a light touch. Han Jia assisted him brilliantly, rolling around the area. After rolling, he got tired of it and waved his claws to dig at it, causing dust to fly everywhere. Both of them couldn't open their eyes, and in a matter of minutes, they were driving in the wrong direction.
Zhang Yun gritted her teeth, "Stupid, get back here right away."
Guo Zi shrank his neck, always feeling that Zhang Yun was looking at him, feeling very guilty, "Xiaojia, come back soon, I'll give you some coal to eat." This was what he asked for from his elder brother before they parted, for he was afraid that his silly Jia would get too carried away and he wouldn't be able to get him back.
Sure enough, when the fool heard about eating coal mines, he rushed back with saliva dripping from the corners of his mouth. Zhang Yun couldn't bear to watch and snatched the cloth bag from Guo Zi's hand, "Roll in this direction, and you will get something to eat if you roll well."
When Hanjia heard this, he quickly rolled himself into a circle, rolled away a long distance, and ran back with his short legs, blinking his little green bean eyes and saying, "Give me a bite."
Zhang Yun smiled and stuffed a lump of coal over. "Not bad, keep going."
This guy is not only a simpleton, but also a foodie. When he has something to eat, he works very efficiently. Guo Zi feels that he is about to fall out of favor, so he quickly catches up with Han Jia and works together.
The ice toad slept so hard that snot bubbles came out of its nose. It was a completely Buddhist way of life.
The three pairs of people were all walking at a fast pace, but the thorn forest was so large that they couldn't get out until dark.
The three pairs tacitly decided to clear a large area on the spot and set up camp.
That night, the three couples rested in the thorn forest.
The two couples on the other plane were even worse off. Although they landed in the same place, the place where they landed was too bad.
It was exactly the swamp that Ao Chengyi had mentioned. There were only low bushes here, and no tall trees to cover the ground. When they landed, they fell straight into the swamp. They had to throw away their parachutes with great effort, and only their heads were left on the mud.
I turned my neck stiffly to look at my friend next to me, feeling a sense of embarrassment.
Yunshui Yao released the vines, "My dear, hurry up, your master is going to die."
The vine's young leaves swayed, and branches stretched out, pulling the four people up.
When I saw that all the four of them were covered in dirt except for their heads, I felt sick all over.
But now that the big sister is gone, they can only stay like this, feeling dirty and depressed.
"Luckily, the backpack is waterproof, otherwise we'd be dead." Yunshui Yao pinched his bag, which had become a lump of mud, with disdain, "Is it still usable?"
"Yes," Lu Chaoyang took it, "Come over here, there's grass, just wipe it off."
Yunshui Yao walked over, step by step, like a zombie, unable to move his legs, which made him even more depressed.
The grass can only wipe away the excess mud, but the dirt remains just as dirty and smelly.
(End of this chapter)
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