Chapter 214 Talented!!!
Gu Qingge’s number one black fan [Remembering Jiangnan] has been silent these days.
Many "fans" who were unhappy with "Remembering Jiangnan" were so happy now that they felt extremely proud.
They couldn't help but mock [Remembering Jiangnan]——
"I'm not good at anything, but I'm the best at pretending to be dead."
"The talented lady Gu, who was overly aggressive, had an unknown past..."
"I hope everyone is okay, Reisibai~"
"Hey, is this the Jiangnan boss who used to be so arrogant and dared to offend everyone? Why has he been so quiet recently? Why is he so quiet now?"
"Compared with Gege, the talent of [Remembering Jiangnan] is truly like a grain of rice, how dare it compete with the bright moon?"
"Jiangnan Boss? He's just running out of ideas!"
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While mocking "Remembering Jiangnan", the "fans" also put all the credit on Gu Qingge.
They thought it was Ge Ge's extraordinary talent that allowed her to create songs like "The Moon Full in the West Tower" and "Do You Know?", which were purely ancient lyrics, and directly suppressed the arrogance of "Remembering Jiangnan".
The "fans" also like to attack those who are fans of "Remembering Jiangnan" and call "Remembering Jiangnan" "Jiangnan Boss".
I don’t know who first came up with the term “江朗才尽” (Jiang Lang’s talents have been exhausted), but many people who hate “Remembering Jiangnan” love to use this term crazily.
For example, when some anchors were covering the song "Remembering Jiangnan", the public screen was filled with the phrase "Jiang Langcai Jin".
When some up-loaders used the song "Remembering Jiangnan" to make mad videos and posted them on Bilibili, there were many comments like "Jiang Lang has run out of ideas".
[Remembering Jiangnan] seems to have become a laughing stock and a meme because of his pretending to be dead and admitting his cowardice.
Since there is no allusion to "Jiang Lang's talent has run out" in the history of this world, the phrase "Jiang Lang's talent has run out" which has now become a meme is exclusive to "Remembering Jiangnan".
But no one expected that [Remembering Jiangnan], which had been silent for a long time, would suddenly come out of its coffin when teacher [Nan Gezi] was in trouble!
Many female fans who had watched "Remembering Jiangnan" and "Nan Gezi" before were immediately excited!
Is this the brotherhood between men? It’s so sweet!
[Nan Gezi] Teacher, wake up quickly. Stop being Gu Qingge's bootlicker. Just follow the "Jiangnan Boss" to enjoy the good life, travel around the world, and beat up anyone who doesn't obey you. Isn't that great?
It doesn't matter if Jiang Lang has run out of talent. Your teacher [Nan Gezi] is talented and can make up for the lack of talent with [Remembering Jiangnan]. This is clearly a perfect match!
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[Remembering Jiangnan] directly posted on Weibo that the couplets proposed by Gu Qingge are all child's play, and he will directly release a video to expose all of Gu Qingge's couplets!
With him as the true "King of Kings", he would never tolerate Gu Qingge being so arrogant.
As a result, when he posted this Weibo, he was ridiculed by many "fans" -
"Haven't you run out of ideas? Why are you still being stubborn?"
"This damn gay guy [Yi Jiangnan] is not only good at pretending to be dead, but he is also very stubborn."
"Alright, then I'd like to see how you can match these eternally perfect pairs!"
"Is this because the scammer Gu Dacai has caused her to hallucinate and think she's fine again?"
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While mocking, the "fans" posted an analysis of Gu Qingge's first couplet by a professor of ancient literature from a prestigious university.
This is to educate more netizens who are watching, so that they don’t really think that “Shenzhen Teppanyaki” can compete with “Smoke Locked Pond Willow”.
The professor analyzed it this way:
"Mist locks the pond and willows:" The five characters in the poem use the five elements as radicals; the word "pond" is a noun composed of the parallel structure of "pond" and "pond"; the word "mist" in the sentence uses a metaphorical rhetoric device, like mist; the mist hides the pond and willows, and Gu Qingge uses the word "mist" to hide the mist, thus depicting a quiet pond surrounded by green trees and filled with mist.
If you are pursuing the most perfect second line, the five elements cannot be in the same position or opposite to each other, otherwise it would seem like a tacit agreement.
If you want to increase the difficulty further, you can require that all five words are nouns. After all, every word in the first couplet can be used as a noun.
Therefore, it is not easy to come up with a couplet that meets the above requirements and is relevant in terms of artistic conception.
As soon as this analysis appeared, many of the second couplets that netizens had racked their brains to come up with were rejected.
Someone came up with the line "Pao Zhenhai City Tower", which was initially considered a standard couplet.
But then, it was found to have all kinds of problems.
Some people pointed out that the artistic conception is too different from the previous couplet and it is just a forced match.
In addition, the poor performance of "Pao Zhenhai City Tower" is not only reflected in the artistic conception, but also in the rhythm.
First of all, in terms of rhythm, referring to the rules of poetry, the first, third and fifth characters are irrelevant, while the second, fourth and sixth characters are clear. The second characters of the upper and lower couplets are both in the falling tone (lock - town), and the fourth characters are both in the level tone (pond - city), which makes the couplet unsound.
Secondly, in terms of artistic conception, the upper couplet is quiet and elegant, while the lower couplet is rough and powerful. Although one is literary and the other is martial, they are not coordinated and lack overall harmony.
As a result, almost everyone is not optimistic about "Remembering Jiangnan"!
In this situation, no one expected that [Nan Gezi] himself would be the first to take action. He came up with two very good second couplets:
Smoke locks the willows in the pond, and peach trees are burning on the bank of the Jinjiang River.
The painting is of lotus and the monk, and the calligraphy is a copy of Han Dynasty calligraphy.
After the two second lines came out, netizens who were watching the fun cheered!
[Nan Gezi] The teacher is indeed talented. He is indeed working very hard to catch up with the talented lady Gu...
But everyone is wondering why [Nan Gezi] didn't come up with the couplet "Lonely and widowed in the cold window". This first line should not be as difficult as "Smoke locks the willows in the pond", right?
After Nan Gezi came up with two couplets, Yi Jiangnan, who was shouting loudly but still hadn't made a video, immediately made everyone laugh.
"I feel sorry for Yi Jiangnan, this guy who has run out of ideas. Apart from yelling a few times to support Nan Gezi, he can't really do anything."
"I originally thought [Yi Jiangnan] was going to join the group forcefully, but I never expected him to just keep moving around...on the sidelines!"
"[Remembering Jiangnan]: I'm the clown! You don't really think Teacher [Nan Gezi] needs your support, do you?"
"[Nan Gezi] only has eyes for the talented lady Gu. [Yi Jiangnan], this anti-fan, must be completely disdainful to [Nan Gezi]."
"So, what about the video?"
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Just when everyone thought that "Remembering Jiangnan" was a clown and a joke, "Remembering Jiangnan" actually posted a video of "King of Kings" on Bilibili.
Many spectators who were watching the show naturally went to see how he could prove that he had not run out of ideas.
【Remembering Jiangnan】actually created a three-minute original animation, and he did all the dubbing himself!
"The teacher is here, the teacher is here, everyone please sit down." A mean voice sounded.
Anyone who has heard the song "Remembering Jiangnan" should be very familiar with it. This is his original voice, but now he deliberately makes himself sound mean when dubbing, which makes people feel inexplicably funny.
"stand up!"
"Hello, teacher~"
"Hello, everyone, please take a seat. I heard that couplets are very popular in our class recently. Can anyone tell me what this is all about?"
"Ha~ Teacher, why don't I make the best pair then?"
"I'll take over!"
"Oh?! You guys are?"
"Haha~ I'm a well-known internet troll! The Earth Mover, the father of sarcasm, a doctor of family greetings, and known as the King of Kings. May I ask who you are?"
"I'm your father."
"Fuck you, ahem, listen carefully, my best bet is..."
Next, when the audience saw that "Remembering Jiangnan" had come up with so many couplets in such a serious manner, they were stunned and then laughed out loud!
The main thing is that the couplets he came up with are really funny. Here are a few examples:
The scumbag raised fish without blushing or feeling nervous, and all the beauties in the audience smiled at me.
The hearse drifted away, the people lay down, and a cloth was put on the table. The whole village, young and old, waited for the food to be served.
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The sound of wind, rain and reading is resounding.
Family affairs, national affairs and world affairs are none of your business.
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Studying physics is like being in the fog. Look at physics in the fog and ignore physics.
Alpaca, you look like a horse, you look at Nima, you curse Nima.
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I will not care about the wind and rain, I will sit firmly on Mount Tai, gain fame, gain money and win people's hearts, and then I will know the world.
You don't care about the environment, littering, bringing shame to yourself, losing your reputation, and I will throw Lei Loumou (Cantonese people call it an expert!)
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He even directly parodied the first line of Gu Qingge's "Smoke Locks the Willows in the Pond" -
"Damn it! I have another absolute. If you can come up with this couplet, I'll be convinced! Listen up! Mist shrouds the willows in the pond, while the sun and moon shine together!"
The teacher on the podium began to explain at the right moment: "Wow, the radicals in the first half of the sentence are fire, metal, water, earth, and wood. In the second half, the sun and moon represent yin and yang, and hui represents brightness. These ten characters have the five elements, yin and yang, and brightness. At the same time, the logic is smooth and the scenery is beautiful. It is truly a rare genius!!!"
"Then listen carefully, my answer is...without fire, even an iron pestle will burn black!!!"
"Wow!!! There's no fire in the iron pestle! The radicals are gold, wood, water, fire, and earth! The second half of the sentence, "argumentative," represents yin and yang, and the last "black" represents darkness. Ten words represent the five elements, yin and yang, and darkness, and the logic is so coherent. It makes my lower body go cold. It's truly the king of dirty talk!!!"
"Hahaha~ There have always been haters saying I've run out of ideas. Now do you think I still have any talent?! Ah, please type 'talented' on the public screen!"
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The audience who saw this have already laughed, but some of the nitpickers and black fans of "Remembering Jiangnan" really can't laugh.
There is no way, this damn "Remembering Jiangnan" slaps a certain fan group in the face so hard!
Didn’t Gu Qingge still have the first line of the couplet “Lonely and widowed in the cold window” that was not correct before? In the video, [Remembering Jiangnan] used his talent to shock countless viewers in front of the video——
"That's it? I have another pair, but listen carefully—"
Smoke locks the willows in the pond, the lights of the Jianba Bridge sink in the deep water, elm fire hangs over the Qiantang River, candle tears comb the mirror, and the dust on the face of the woman, the eldest daughter, up the river and down, sitting north facing south to eat, the old and young masters, in the ancient town, look back and forth with worry, [lonely cold window, empty widow], the desert tears gradually rise, the magnanimous words and family are stable, the road to the far and near is free and unrestrained! ! ! "
"Ah, what does this mean?"
"This pair is quite ordinary!"
"That's bullshit, it has nothing to do with the meaning!"
"Wait... that's not right! The first four sentences all have the same radical: gold, wood, water, fire, and earth. The fifth sentence has big, small, up, down, east, south, west, and north. The sixth sentence has front, back, left, right, old, young, panic, and town. As for the last four sentences, they all have the same radical!"
"Hahahahahaha~ What do you think? You can't get it right, right?"
"Really?! Then listen to me carefully—"
Silver trees burn the ground, drowning it in dust. Waves bury spears and saw shark bones. Seawalls lock oars and burn whale carcasses. Iron towers burn the forest, tears dancing. Swallows from the north and south, come and go, enduring winter and summer, passing through spring and autumn. Horses gallop across the plains, opening the Tongguan Pass. From ancient times to the present, they travel throughout China and abroad. Forced to flee, they lose their way. Pine and cypress trees wither and decay. Garbage fills the graveyard. The flood surges and tears flow!
After this pair came out, the video was filled with shocking cheers!
At this time, the audience watching this video, even the haters of "Remembering Jiangnan", couldn't help but post comments -
"o"
"Good guy, I'm a good guy"
“Talent in advance!”
"I'm so awesome!"
"My mom asked me why I was kneeling down to look at my phone"
"I got goosebumps, it was so exciting"
"That's all Gu Qingge's [Lonely Widowhood] is? The anti-fan leader Yi Jiangnan just gave it a super-upgraded version!"
"Yi Jiangnan is such a jerk to the king of kings! Too cruel!"
"Great! Now Gu Qingge has to play Lu Manwu no matter what!"
"This wave, this wave is [Nan Gezi] and [Yi Jiangnan] joining forces to make a movie based on Gu Qingge's head!"
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At this point, the teacher in the animated video provides a timely explanation and commentary on the second couplet: "The first four lines also contain the elements of metal, wood, water, fire, and earth. The last two lines, north and south, coming and going, vertical and horizontal, open and close, are all antonyms! Then, spring, summer, autumn, and winter are used to represent east, south, west, and north, and ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, to represent front, back, left, and right. The last four lines use the same radicals! The overall meaning is complete, the logic is smooth, and it also expresses the need for environmental protection. It's truly thought-provoking!"
"Hahahaha~ Please type 'youcai' on the public screen!"
"Tsk! So what if we meet? You don't really think you can save the Earth, do you?"
"No, why should I save the Earth? The Earth has experienced ice ages, global warming, and even been hit by meteorites. It doesn't need human rescue at all!"
"Ah, so what are you talking about?"
"What humans need to save...is themselves."
The video ends here!
At this moment, the public screen of the entire video was filled with the word "talented"!
In addition, some people posted comments such as "tears in my eyes", "points to the point", "elevates the theme", "failed to get something for free", etc.
All the audiences never expected that [Remembering Jiangnan], which had been silent for so long and had been criticized for "running out of talent", would make a strong comeback with such a "King of Kings" video!
Those netizens who used to play the "Jiang Langcai Jin" joke, now their faces are really swollen, and they are probably going to lose their memory on the spot!
However, there are still some nitpickers and haters who insist that the couplets produced by "Remembering Jiangnan" are all fucking spoofs and have no class, and are still not worthy of being compared with the talented lady Gu!
Fans of [Nan Gezi] pointed out that [Nan Gezi] is still too gentle. It is obvious that he left the opportunity to "lonely and widowed in the cold window" to [Yi Jiangnan]...
So the question is, what is the reaction of the talented lady Gu now?
This is something that many netizens who are watching the fun are very curious about.
Her demanding request was fulfilled by [Nan Gezi] and [Yi Jiangnan] working together...
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