Chapter 1: Peaceful Funeral Shop

"This is Ping An Funeral Shop, I am the funeral host Zhang Lingtian."

"Our store is open 365 days a year, providing one-stop funeral services, including professional guidance, negotiation of agreements, cleaning and dressing, hearing transportation, farewell hall layout, makeup and coffining, farewell to the body, cremation and boxing, and burial of ashes."

"There are also many options for burial ceremonies, ranging from simple to grand. If necessary, we will guide you through the entire process of selecting cemetery supplies and burial objects, choosing an auspicious burial date, etc."

"Welcome to call the 24-hour funeral consultation hotline, 508886**"

Douyin.

The handsome young man in front of the screen was watching the videos he had posted on various platforms early in the morning.

"Pfft! Unintentionally clicked, bad luck away!"

"Amitabha, may the Lord spread the dust of all things and pray that people in the world will be free from diseases."

"How did I get this stuff when I was so lucky! Is the funeral industry so competitive these days? They're even advertising on short video platforms to attract business!"

"Handsome guy, change your career. You can definitely make a living with your face. Why do you have to do such hellish things?"

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"Little brother, if you are willing, I will support you. My phone number is 188***908**."

"Handsome guy, are you interested in the Qing Ma Club? You can easily earn $300,000 a month and reach the pinnacle of your life."

"Alas, as always."

His name is Zhang Lingtian.

After rebirth, he inherited a funeral shop.

Looking at the barrage and private messages, I sighed.

In this era of Internet flood, it seems that not everyone can reap the benefits.

I originally wanted to do some business on the short video platform.

As a result, after releasing several videos on more than a dozen platforms, Douyin, the platform with the most traffic, only had 886 fans, most of whom were women.

The private messages are even more disgusting.

Say he is unlucky!

Advise him to change his career and become a good-looking anchor.

Others are the heads of certain clubs, who say they can lead him to the peak of his life with a monthly income of $300,000.

It's impossible for me to go into the sea, not in this lifetime.

Zhang Lingtian turned off the video with the highest number of views, 1,000.

Made a cup of tea.

By the way, I started playing Douyin.

Life in the funeral shop is indeed a bit depressing.

After Bai Dachang's dance moves that were crazily praised by more than a dozen monks.

"As usual, fans should print the posthumous photo first!"

Zhang Lingtian came across a video host named Extreme Yang Ge.

Click.

A photo of the deceased appeared in the video.

"You're playing so extravagantly?"

Just wanted to row away.

As a result, this photo attracted him.

After all, funeral shops often deal with black and white photos, so they feel a sense of familiarity with them.

But living people are actually very taboo about this thing.

Tenth second.

The camera moves, and a white balance car is parked on the eaves of a high-rise building.

"Brothers, today Brother Yang will take you to challenge the 55-story eaves to ride a balance bike!"

Brother Yang is very crazy.

The balance bike stopped at the part of the 55th floor and started to drive without protection! "???"

"Brother Yang, be careful."

"This video can only be shot at noon, something will happen sooner or later."

"Brother, find a job on an assembly line. If you lose your money, you can earn more, but if you lose your life, you'll lose everything."

"Every time I watch this kind of video, my palms keep sweating. Is this acrophobia?"

"You are courting death on a high-rise building with so much traffic. If you fall down, two people might die. People who don't respect their own lives will not care about the lives of others. Block them!"

The comment section exploded.

And as he wished, his number of fans also soared.

"Come on, let's experience the first-person perspective!"

The next moment, the adrenaline of the audience in the live broadcast room surged.

My heart is pounding even through the screen.

Because Brother Yang had no safety measures and was driving the balance bike on the very dangerous eaves with a selfie stick in one hand, he even performed acrobatics and did a backflip, and then flipped back onto the balance bike, and then drove the bike to the wall.

Only one centimeter away from falling from the building! ! If you are not careful, you will fall into the abyss! Blood and flesh are all over the place! !

Compared with the netizens in the live broadcast room whose hearts and eyelids are beating wildly and adrenaline is soaring.

On the rooftop, Brother Yang's men stared at the data with their mouths wide open.

After performing some acrobatics in the first-person perspective, the number of followers has increased by more than 5,000.

And it continues to soar.

The increase today is estimated to be over ten thousand, which is their usual monthly total!

Thousands of words can be summed up in three words.

That is, it's going to be a big hit!!! "Seeking death."

Zhang Lingtian frowned.

He thinks that this kind of thing should not be promoted, as he was playing with a balance bike on the railing of a high-rise building without any protection, holding a selfie stick in one hand, and even doing a backflip with the selfie stick.

【Ding! Activate scanning! 】

[Scanning object: ID Extreme Yang Ge. ]

There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!

[Danger signal: 28 unprotected high-altitude jumps, the probability of danger occurring next time is 100%! ]

【Customer attributes: accurate customers. 】

【System prompt: The host can follow. 】

As a person who often deals with funerals, he knows the preciousness of life, so he despises this kind of suicidal video and is about to swipe away.

Suddenly, the next second, several prompts popped up in front of Zhang Lingtian.

"system?"

Zhang Lingtian was stunned for a moment.

I didn't expect that I would awaken the system.

He almost thought he would spend his whole life running this funeral shop.

"Hello! This is Ping An Funeral Shop. We provide the most professional one-stop services for body restoration and funerals. If you make an appointment in advance, you can enjoy a 50% discount."

A follow also comes with a comment.

By the way, I also took a look at the other party’s homepage, which had 2.45W likes and 98,000 followers.

Basically, the more dangerous the video, the more likes it gets.

One of them even has over a million views.

"Brother, change your creative direction and don't broadcast this. Life is precious. Otherwise, the chances of danger happening next time will be very high."

Think about it.

Zhang Lingtian still sent a private message to the other party.

The probability of danger happening next time is 100%, so as long as we don’t do it next time, there will be no danger, right?

He is not a Madonna.

But at least it's a living life.

Remind me if you can.

"Boss, it's time for us to leave!"

Suddenly, a girl with simple clothes but delicate face walked in.

Although the funeral shop was not big, he also hired a young assistant.

After all, one person can’t handle funeral affairs alone.

"good."

After sending the private message, Zhang Lingtian quit Douyin. After all, he still had to make a living offline.

12 noon in a high-rise building area in Jiangbei City.

"Brother Yang! We have broken through the 100,000 mark!!"

"Congratulations to Brother Yang for becoming an internet celebrity with 100,000 followers!"

"My brother Yang still has to be in Jiangbei. At this rate, it will only be a matter of time before he has over a million fans!"

"A million? That's too small. I need at least five million, no, tens of millions of fans to become the number one extreme parkour person on the Internet!"

The other side.

Finished the video.

The young people cheered.

The blogger's name is Qian Yang.

"Hahaha, let's go! I'll take care of your lunch!"

Qian Yang benefited greatly from the words of his younger brothers.

I took a look at today’s live broadcast income, which was 514.60 yuan, a new high for a single live broadcast in history.

It's definitely a steady meal.

"Thank you, Brother Yang!"

The three people said in unison.

When doing live streaming, everyone would bring one or two assistants.

Those who are capable should bring several.

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(End of this chapter)