Chapter 101: Promote Boss Dong and send away Sect Leader Xi!
In China, the time has come to six o'clock.
Although last night was a feast of nature for the chicken, the volcano continued until two o'clock without much movement.
Most people would not continue to cheer for the chicken in the basin, and go to sleep first, their lives are more important! After all, this is their own business.
Half an hour later, Brother Zhao got up.
It is absolutely impossible for him to check his phone before waking up, but ever since the boss Zhang Lingtian of Ping An Funeral Shop came back from Jiaoben Chicken, he has habitually checked his phone to see if there is anything that may affect their speech.
Especially last night at twelve o'clock before going to bed, the volcano of Jiaobenji was still active, and he habitually put his mobile phone under the pillow.
Wake up and see if it sprayed or not.
This will also give them a way to deal with it.
However, when he saw the dazzling array of messages on his phone, he jumped up! "Beep, beep, beep--"
Just at this time a phone call came in.
"Something big has happened!!"
It’s Shuang Yingying.
Because of the nature of her job, she usually gets up early. When she woke up this morning, she found that there was an explosive news in the world! ! It was not the volcanic eruption that caused the serious disaster, but the volcano did not erupt! But its magma flowed out in a very magical way, and it just melted the toilet that Jiaobenji had just repaired some time ago.
Now there's just a pile of magma.
"I just woke up and saw that today's regular meeting will probably be filled with difficulties."
Brother Zhao rubbed his forehead.
Originally, this matter would have been over if they hadn't criticized it or not. After all, how could they be blamed for a natural phenomenon?
But now it’s different. After the other party uploaded 50T of data, Mr. Zhang really browsed it, and was even captured by Jiaobenji! It’s normal! Everyone is very interested in 50T, especially since the other party also left the link under the comment area, so he clicked it? But the key point of this matter is that after Mr. Zhang finished browsing, the originally manic volcano really fell into a deep sleep, and it was completely calm until 5:30 this morning, and the crisis was resolved.
Of course, if that were the case, authoritative geological experts could still give an explanation, such as saying that the volatile components had been released.
But there was an unexpected incident that even geological experts were at a loss to explain. The magma flowing out of the volcano seemed to have eyes, but it overflowed from one side, and that side happened to be Boss Tian's previous residence and the toilet that had just been renovated.
The devastating volcanic lava directly burned down Boss Tian’s previous residence here and the toilet that had just been renovated.
The main thing is that this thing was done in a very Rabbit Country style!
In addition, Mr. Zhang is from their country, and now the international forums are all going crazy, believing that this is a miracle performed by the Rabbits! !
Otherwise, there is no way to explain it! Although we live in a world of science and materialism, true science and materialism do not mean not believing in ghosts and gods.
If it can be proven that ghosts and gods really exist, they are still willing to believe it, and this does not violate science and materialism.
This is what some foreign netizens really think.
Of course, it is only a part of the people, but this part is enough to influence and drive public opinion.
"So what are you going to do now, Mr. Zhao? Or should we postpone the regular meeting again?"
Shuang Yingying on the other end of the phone asked.
After all, it happened suddenly.
Although it is necessary for a spokesperson to have the ability to respond on the spot, your on-the-spot response is certainly not as perfect as the countermeasures that have been discussed long ago and will make you temporarily invulnerable.
Why not do this now that you have time?
To be honest, this incident is no less serious than the scene when the two ships of Chicken and Eagle Sauce collided and fed the fish in the sea.
"It has to be delayed! This time it's not just about the chicken in the basin, I guess the media around the world will focus on it!"
Brother Zhao is very sure of this idea!
Anyway, they have done such unethical things before.
It’s normal to have a second time after the first time, right?
[Notice from the spokesperson of the Foreign Affairs Department: Due to the bad weather today, the press conference will be postponed to 10 a.m. Please arrange your time reasonably. Thank you.]
So at seven o'clock a notice from the spokesperson's department was issued and sent to all reporters and foreign staff who were going to attend the meeting.
"Bad weather? What bad weather can there be in autumn?"
"Damn it! Li Zhao hasn't figured out how to write this story yet!!"
"You're delaying the editing process without thinking about it. Isn't that cheating?!"
"Come on, this isn't the first time that Rabbit has been unethical. When the incident happened, he was fast asleep according to their time difference and he definitely hadn't thought of a story to tell. I'm looking forward to his excuse this time. It's impossible that he'll say something like, 'I believe in science, humans can't control nature, and we must resist others accusing ordinary citizens of our country.' I'm tired of hearing these nonsense!"
After this information was conveyed, reporters from various countries talked about it, especially the official reporters of Eagle Sauce and Chicken Foot Basin, who called it cheating and unfilial behavior!
Of course, they are also curious about what the other party is going to say next and what excuses they will use to cover it up.
"Huh? Delay? There's no point in delaying! I can't get over this without an explanation!!"
Boss Tian slammed the table at this time!
He has never slept well since Zhang Lingtian came.
He originally thought that sending this plague god away would make things better, but the result was even worse! During the three days when the other party was away, he slept less than four hours a day. He was either comforting the people or on his way to comfort the people.
Thanks to his unremitting efforts, his approval rating has successfully dropped from 49% at its previous peak to 15% now.
It turns out that they have a special website for polls.
[What do you think of Boss Tian's performance? Do you still support him? ]
[Think it’s OK, support: 15%]
[Get lost, this is terrible: 65%]
Here, 15% is the latest data, and his disapproval rating has reached 65%.
Of course there are some neutral people, and not everyone votes.
But it also reflects a part of the problem, that is, Boss Tian's public support rate has indeed dropped, and it has dropped absurdly! If it were just this, as a big boss with a solid heart, he would not be so angry now.
The most crucial thing is the following public opinion poll, which is the source of his eyes spitting fire! ! This is who would you support if there was an election for the next big boss? [Boss Tian: 15% (about 1.5 million people voted)]
[Home Saint: 50% (about 5 million people voted)]
[Others: 35% (about 3.5 million people voted)]
In this voting option, the educational background and personal situation of Boss Tian and Zhaisheng are displayed respectively.
Of course, Boss Tian will definitely win!!
Especially the work experience.
But everyone also discovered the highlight, that is, they were surprised to find that this otaku saint actually graduated from the University of Tokyo! !
“I really can’t tell!!”
"Yeah, who would have thought that the otaku saint is actually a top student at the University of Tokyo."
"Hey, the fact that he can collect 50T already shows that this guy is extraordinary. Okay, let me ask you how much you have at most? Anyone with 5T is a god-level player."
This is a real comment from a netizen of Jiaobenji.
Everyone was in disbelief.
But after he came to his senses, he sighed and said, he is indeed a top student in the No. 1 university. He could never compare to him when he was studying back then!
Now even collecting study materials is a dimensionality reduction attack! It is so far ahead that no one can catch up!
[1. Zhaisheng is running for the big boss, and his public votes surpass Boss Tian! ]
This also made it to the hot search list and took the first place!!
"That's it! He still wants to run for the top boss! If he really gets elected as the top boss, what will happen to our country!!"
Looking at the voting results, although only ten million people participated, less than ten percent of the total population, this was enough to provoke him!
"Yes, Mr. Zhaisheng has no work experience, so he can't compare with you, Boss Tian. Once you take the stage, everything will be in chaos."
Secretary Xingzi nodded and answered in the affirmative.
I really didn't expect that this matter would top the hot search list.
[Boss Tian: Be vigilant against the infiltration of foreign forces into our country, and please do not vote without reason. Managing a country is a very complicated project and it is definitely not something a nerd can undertake! ]
Boss Tian posted a message on his social account.
National affairs must never be treated as a joke.
"What do you mean he can't compare to me? He absolutely can't compare to me! He's a stay-at-home guy who has been staying at home and playing games to survive since graduating from college. He also has a whopping 50T of information! What ability does he have to hold this position? And he's even in office! Unless the people who voted have their brains stuck in a door, this kind of thing can't happen!"
At the same time, he looked at the secretary and corrected her! ! To be honest, he was a little angry. When the volcano stabilized, there was a rumor that a new storm had appeared and the homeless saint was in front of them.
We must support the other party to be elected as the new boss.
At that time, Boss Tian sneered, "Otaku? 50T? Choose him? Ridiculous, ridiculous, really ridiculous!"
Regarding this hot search, he didn't even have the desire to refute or discuss the matter.
Let’s use the simplest example.
If someone says you are a poor bastard with only one dollar in your pocket, you will be anxious and refute if you really have one dollar! But if you have 100 million and someone says you are a poor bastard with only one dollar in your pocket, you will only sneer and not even have the desire to answer, let alone refute.
But now he saw that there were people who actually voted for this otaku on the public opinion website, and their votes were several times more than his! !
How can Boss Tian sit still now? !
If he is defeated by the other party in the next election, it will be a shame! After all, he is just a loser who survives by playing games! The key is that Boss Tian doesn't understand why these people voted for him? Although this guy graduated from a prestigious university, which is better than his own Inada University, he became a otaku after graduation!
The kind that has been staying at home till now!
Is it just because of the prestigious reputation of the University of Tokyo? Isn't this stupid?
Could it be that because of 50T, Zhang Lingtian really pressed down the volcano?
That's not brain-dead.
This is totally a no brainer!!
Just imagine, if the rabbit had the ability to control the volcano, then why would the other party pretend to be a rabbit! They would have shown their fangs long ago! This matter is probably related to the five arts and metaphysics of their country.
The same bloodline.
It’s a pity that they didn’t learn the complete part back then.
If he had to choose between believing in the illusory gods and the masters of the five arts and metaphysics, Boss Tian would choose the latter.
He also felt that if a person mastered the essence of the five arts of metaphysics and was able to calculate the heavens, the earth, and the future, he could actually be called a supernatural being.
The rabbit must be a master of metaphysics and knows that their volcano will not erupt.
But the other party deliberately didn't say it.
Let them work in vain.
And stab him in the back a few times!
Let his support decline.
He even suspected that these hot searches were bought by Rabbit.
They want to completely mess up their country.
"Boss, you're right. People really didn't consider the consequences of their votes. If our country is handed over to people like this, there's basically no hope for it!"
To be honest, she was also very surprised by the voting results.
I thought everyone was just joking, but who would have thought they were actually planning to do this? Isn't this just to piss off their boss? "Oh! You thought I couldn't see through it? This is all just a conspiracy by the rabbits. They are trying to divide us in every way."
Boss Tian sneered, a cold light flashed in his eyes! First, they broke down the people's psychological defenses, created trouble for him to reduce his public opinion, and then supported such a perverted scum to come to power, and then everything would be fine for them!
After all, what can a useless thing that can store 50 tons do? It's not even energetic enough!
How can such a person be qualified for the position of a big boss?
dream!
"Rabbits? It's them!!"
Xingzi is always the best! "Let's wait for their press conference at ten o'clock. I'll see what they can come up with! By the way, how is the person who said he was going to cause trouble now?"
At first, someone said that it should be reopened, and that only the collapse of order could save the chicken in the basin.
Of course they arrested such people.
I was busy before and didn't have time to ask about this matter.
Now that I have time I'll ask.
"He said there was a bomb planted in your office, but after a thorough search it seemed more like a deliberate attempt to create panic."
Xingzi reported the results of the investigation.
Although there is freedom of speech in the Internet age, this kind of dangerous speech will definitely be targeted by Internet monitors, so this person was found as soon as possible.
I originally thought the other party was just talking nonsense, but I didn't expect that he would actually insist that there was a bomb in the office.
He also said that these would explode together when the volcano erupted.
But now the volcanoes have quieted down, and the other party's bombs are silent.
It's hard not to suspect that this was a deliberate attempt to create panic.
The most important thing is that they also searched Boss Tian’s office and checked the surveillance footage for half a month, but found no record of this person entering or leaving.
For such people, they have now been sent for mental evaluation.
"It's just a clown. I shouldn't ask about it."
Boss Tian said calmly.
Every question you ask this kind of person increases his value.
"By the way, Boss, since Mr. Zhang Lingtian is so capable, why don't we try to poach him?"
Xingzi made a small suggestion.
Ever since these things happened, they have conducted a thorough investigation on Zhang Lingtian and found that his background is very simple.
He is the boss of Ping An Funeral Shop, doing funeral work for a living! In order to expand business channels, he started live streaming online, and then he suddenly got the title of the King of Hell's Assistant. Then a series of strange things happened, and he was completely confirmed to be the King of Hell.
Of course, given that the rabbits always like to encrypt personal information, such as S-level, SS-level, SSS-level top-secret information and the like.
So they have to put a big question mark on this background check.
Because this person came to their country, basically everyone was in unrest.
How could it be so simple? And if a country wants to create a god, it is absolutely impossible to choose an ordinary funeral shop owner.
But it doesn’t matter even if you don’t know the details.
You don't need to know the details about a person in order to bribe him, as long as you are sure that he is the right person, then you can wield the hoe well!
"I've been thinking about this."
Boss Tian nodded.
In today's competitive society, killing is a bad strategy, while poaching talents is the right way.
After all, by poaching the talents trained by the other side, their country will gain +1 talent and the other country will lose -1 talent, which is a good deal no matter how you look at it.
If they kill him, although the opponent's talent will be -1, their benefits will not be maximized.
If you really don’t listen, we’ll talk about it later.
But you have to swing the hoe first.
In China, the time has come to eight o'clock.
Many people got up and went to work, and almost everyone in the subway was checking their phones to see what happened at the Chicken Bowl last night.
【1. Ukiyoyama becomes stable】
【2. Honesty is like my boss Zhang】
[3. The homebody who saved the chicken is going to run for the next big boss]
…
[5. The repaired toilet was burned down again]
The number of views on the hot search list exceeded 100 million, and the most discussed topic was Ukiyoyama.
This morning, according to the most authoritative geological expert group's test, Mount Ukiyo has stabilized, which means that the magma that was about to erupt has really been suppressed! The second most searched word on the list, "Integrity", is shining with golden light! ! After careful consideration, I found that what Boss Zhang said was correct.
This is really not spraying, it just leaked a little, leaking does not count as spraying, right? So there is nothing wrong with integrity!
"For 50T, you actually used a chicken to push the lava back. I didn't expect you to be such a boss! /doghead"
"Hahaha~, Boss Zhang, browsing without a secret is useless. Look at this wave, isn't it that you were tricked by a chicken? The other party even took a screenshot of the record and sent it to you!"
"I suggest that Boss Zhang reawaken the volcano to teach Chicken Foot Basin a lesson!!/Doghead"
"Hey, are you guys interested in this kind of learning material? It doesn't look that good~/snickering"
"How do you know you haven't seen much? Have you already learned it? You're a senior, right?!"
"Fuck! This damn Douyin has blocked the link! I'm a three-good student and I'm asking for study materials! Seniors, please save my junior who has dropped out of school!"
On Weibo, the enthusiasm of netizens on the hot search list has not diminished even in the early morning.
Everyone was interested in the 50T, and at the same time they were teasing Boss Zhang for really practicing reinvention to the core!
To be honest, no one cares whether to criticize or not. As long as they can make the chickens in the basin a mess and scare them, they will feel good.
After all, people in their country are not that violent.
It is necessary to put someone to death.
If they can achieve the desired effect without a disaster, then that's actually fine.
But I don’t know if it’s because Douyin’s review was awake, this link was blocked. Many students who are eager to learn are so angry! ! They all hope that seniors can help them!
They even posted that classic picture of an old man wearing a hat! On it was written, "Three good students are about to drop out of school, help us! !"
Although there was a lot of noise outside, Zhang Lingtian was still sleeping, mainly because he slept too late last night.
"Shit! It's already eight fifty!!"
Zhang Lingtian glanced at his phone in a daze and almost jumped out of the bed the next second!
Although it’s okay for me to be late as I’m the boss, but when I got off work yesterday, we agreed to hold a summary meeting today. It’s obviously not appropriate for me to sleep in until this late! Get up! Get dressed! Wash up! Grab the keys and go out in one go! !
"Okay, boss, I've already bought breakfast."
On the way, Zhang Lingtian called his assistant and asked him to buy breakfast first because it might be too late.
The funeral shop provides meals, and he is the one who usually orders them. If he is too busy, he will ask his assistant to buy breakfast for him.
After all, it is impossible to let everyone go to work on an empty stomach.
Unexpectedly, the assistant actually went to buy it.
Not bad, not bad!
The assistant has become more considerate after the salary increase!
"Sure enough, the boss is really late."
The funeral shop usually opens at 9 o'clock, but Li Tiantian and Su Wei had already arrived at 8:20. At this moment, Li Tiantian looked as if she had expected it.
"50T! It's good enough that the boss didn't ask for leave!"
Su Wei spread his hands.
"Although it's 50T, I don't think it's anything good to look at and the quality seems to be questionable. It's far inferior to Sister Xiaohan. The key is that the boss is so handsome, if he wants a girlfriend, it shouldn't be difficult, right? As for being addicted to these things!"
Li Tiantian yawned, and her eyes looked a little dark.
Jiang Xiaohan: “???”
Jiang Xiaohan's face was full of question marks.
What an analogy this is.
What do you mean by far from her?
Those who don’t know would think she has done something! ! Su Wei: “???”
Su Wei was also confused.
And it seemed that something extraordinary had been discovered.
"Why are you looking at me like that? Sister Xiaohan is single, but he wouldn't even try to take advantage of her!"
Li Tiantian rubbed her eyes, thinking that everyone was talking about the fact that her boss was 28 and still had no girlfriend.
Actually how to say it.
Don’t be fooled by Sister Xiaohan’s usual appearance of a rational and intelligent goddess.
But it’s actually very easy to master.
"What are you talking about? You want to get hammered so early in the morning?"
Jiang Xiaohan suspected that Li Tiantian was kind of in the mood to get beaten up today.
Why are you bringing her up with the boss again? She and the boss have nothing to do with each other! "Is this the key? Li Tiantian, why don't you think carefully about what you said! You must have read those study materials last night, right? So you put on such heavy makeup today to cover up your eye circles?!"
The incredible thing shocked Su Wei! !
"Forehead……"
Li Tiantian suddenly realized that her brain was not flexible enough due to lack of sleep, as if she had exposed something.
"Ah Wei, why did you use the word 'also'?"
Jiang Xiaohan discovered the blind spot.
“…”
Su Wei, who had just had the upper hand and was about to teach Li Tiantian a lesson, suddenly froze.
"Sister Xiaohan is right. Why did you use the word 'also'?"
Li Tiantian, who was just thinking about how to answer this embarrassing topic, suddenly found that the problem seemed to be thrown on Su Wei's head, and her hands had become stiff.
"I……"
Su Wei was speechless and didn't know how to answer.
He really didn't watch it. It's human nature. If someone puts the link there and says 50T, you must be curious and want to click in to take a look, right? Besides, the boss has clicked in.
"I believed your lies! You looked at it and yet you questioned me! You are such a jerk, Su Wei!!"
Li Tiantian pinched her hard! !
"ah--"
The screams were so loud that if you didn't know better you would have thought a funeral was taking place and slaughtering pigs.
"Actually, it's normal for adults to click in out of curiosity, but it's really boring. I don't know why the boss likes these things."
Breakfast has arrived.
After tormenting Su Wei, Li Tiantian started to eat.
"I didn't see it, I don't know, and I can't figure it out."
Su Wei's three responses were negative.
"You really didn't see it?"
Li Tiantian's beautiful eyes were full of disbelief.
"I really didn't watch it! I just clicked on it! And then I saw a thumbnail! But you actually watched it!!"
Su Wei was shocked. He really didn't expect girls to watch these things! "Ahem! I'm just afraid that others will deceive the boss! This is to check whether it is Calabash Brothers or Ultraman. However, the quality of these learning materials is really worrying. Anyway, I think none of them can beat the appearance!!"
Li Tiantian spread her hands.
"No? Tiantian, why are you looking at me like this?"
Jiang Xiaohan was stunned! Just say it!
Why are you staring at her all the time! "Sister Xiaohan, you said the boss actually pressed down the magma for these things. With your figure and appearance, if you act cute and coquettishly to the boss and roll around on the crib, wouldn't you be able to extend your life indefinitely?"
Li Tiantian had a naughty expression.
Anyway, she felt that none of the ones she had seen could compare to Sister Xiaohan, whether in terms of figure or appearance.
“Ahem, ahem, you’re dead!”
Jiang Xiaohan, who was drinking soy milk, almost choked to death and immediately jumped up to knock out Li Tiantian.
"It's too late, too late!"
Just when Jiang Xiaohan was about to attack Li Tiantian, Zhang Lingtian walked in.
"Morning, Boss!!"
The three of them greeted each other in an instant!
"Don't be so polite, eat."
Breakfast is basically the same, with steamed buns, porridge, soy milk, fried dough sticks, rice noodles, etc. in turn.
Zhang Lingtian picked up a bowl of porridge.
"Why are you all looking at me like that?"
As he was drinking, Zhang Lingtian suddenly discovered that his employees were looking at him with very strange eyes.
"Boss, I suddenly noticed that you look so energetic, without any dark circles under your eyes."
Li Tiantian looked at her boss carefully and found that he was in great shape! Unlike her, who had two dark circles under her eyes that even concealer couldn't cover.
"How can I not be energetic if I sleep from 12:30 to 8:50?"
It is normal to feel more energetic after sleeping for more than eight hours.
"You went to bed at half past twelve?!"
When these words were spoken, not only Li Tiantian but also Su Wei and Jiang Xiaohan were shocked.
"What else? I suddenly realized why you guys are so weird today."
Zhang Lingtian's mind was full of question marks. What was wrong with these three people today? "Not strange, not strange, how do you feel, boss? Are you boring and not as good-looking as the people around you?"
Li Tiantian rubbed her little palms together, looking like a curious baby.
“What the hell???”
Zhang Lingtian looked even more puzzled. Why was the word "boring" so strange? And why did the other party mention the people around him? What did that mean? Why didn't he understand what Li Tiantian said this morning? "Tiantian!!!"
Jiang Xiaohan glared at Li Tiantian, and the look in his eyes seemed to be saying, "If you dare to talk nonsense again, don't blame me for a series of punches!"
"Sister Xiaohan! You have to be confident!!"
Li Tiantian straightened her chest.
"What are you guys talking about so early in the morning?"
A strange smell filled the entire funeral shop, and Zhang Lingtian's eyes revealed an unprecedented confusion.
"Brother Tian, it's about the 50T."
Su Wei whispered a reminder from the side.
"50T?"
Zhang Lingtian's brows tightened, and there was more doubt in his eyes.
He was in a hurry today and didn't check his phone. Could it be that something was spreading on the Internet? "Boss, we are all adults, so don't pretend. Jiaobenji has already taken screenshots of your browsing history and it has even ranked second on Jiaobenji's hot search list!"
Li Tiantian said with a smile.
Oh, they are all adults, there is nothing to be embarrassed about. When they were studying in college, their teacher even showed them nude photos!
Moreover, in high school, some art studios hired nude models to paint in order to understand the human body structure. People’s eyes cannot only see pornography, but also art! !
“What the hell???”
When Zhang Lingtian saw the screenshots taken by Li Tiantian, his face was immediately filled with question marks! Is this something a human would do? She actually took a screenshot of the information record when she clicked on it out of curiosity!
"Brother Tian, it's human nature, it's human nature..."
Su Wei tried to smooth over the awkward atmosphere.
"Bullshit! I just clicked in to take a look and then exited!!!"
He really just took a look and then backed out.
So now he has become an LSP? This is a blatant slander!
"Brother Tian, didn't you see it?"
Su Wei looked at his boss with surprise in his eyes.
"Of course I didn't! Why would I watch this stuff? I'm not interested in these things!!"
Zhang Lingtian said unhappily, he really didn't expect that his browsing history would also become a hot search!
Isn't this just taking things out of context to trick him?
"Boss, didn't you see it?"
Li Tiantian asked in confusion.
"Of course!"
Zhang Lingtian was sure and certain! "No wonder I said you can't compare to Sister Xiaohan. You don't have any emotional changes at all. It turns out you just looked at a thumbnail like Ah Wei."
Li Tiantian was a little embarrassed and disappointed. After all, she had real dark circles under her eyes last night. She didn't expect that the real lsp turned out to be herself.
“Sweet!”
Jiang Xiaohan's white fists were already hard, and in her mind, there were thousands of shoulder throws and countless meteor hammers trying to beat the guy who had been comparing her to death! "Sister Xiaohan! We have to help the boss clarify this! Isn't this slandering our boss?!"
Seeing that Sister Xiaohan had used up all her power, Li Tiantian, who was very quick-witted, immediately changed the subject.
"Speaking of which, this matter does need to be clarified. After all, there are already adult products that want us to advertise..."
Speaking of this, Jiang Xiaohan remembered the brand-added information on her phone that had not yet been approved.
It was an adult products store.
Alas, the boss has indeed reversed the image of the King of Hell, and some businesses have started to advertise with them, but it seems that this path has gone astray.
"this……"
Everyone in the funeral shop was silent for a while! Zhang Lingtian felt that this breakfast was not delicious anymore.
Why does it feel like the world has changed so early in the morning?
"Destroy it! Boss! Restart Ukiyo Mountain directly! We won't tolerate this humiliation!!"
After a while, Li Tiantian clenched her fists! ! "Restart! Destruction!!"
Su Wei agreed! "Come on, come on, I'm not a god, let's postpone the morning summary meeting to the afternoon."
After finishing the last mouthful of porridge, Zhang Lingtian walked into the office. If he really had the ability, would he open a funeral shop here to make vulgar money? But this wave is really making trouble! Zhang Lingtian opened Douyin and planned to brush it to relieve himself.
[The Chosen One scan is in progress, do you want to close it? ]
After opening the international version of Douyin, a voice suddenly came into Zhang Lingtian’s mind.
【The host has been shut down. 】
Zhang Lingtian turned off the scan of the Chosen One.
The main reason is that he is just playing Douyin for fun and doesn't want to scan anyone! In addition, the number of times chosen can be exchanged for props.
Let's wait! As for why not go to the domestic version of Douyin but open the international version.
Although people are not as scared of him as before, he still wants to go to the area of Jiaobenji to see the situation in their country.
Outside the funeral shop.
"I didn't expect the boss didn't even read it."
lsp turned out to be her own Li Tiantian, who looked incredulous.
“Isn’t this good?”
Jiang Xiaohan asked.
For some reason, when she heard that her boss didn't read those things, she felt extremely happy. She almost misunderstood her boss before.
"But this is not normal. The boss is too selfless."
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
Li Tiantian felt incredible.
"Maybe he has high standards? He has mysophobia?"
Jiang Xiaohan expressed his guess.
In fact, it is normal to be interested in the hotly-hyped 50T. After all, she was curious and clicked in to take a look.
But you shouldn't really indulge in these things.
And the boss doesn't seem like that kind of person.
After all, with his conditions, it would be easy for him to find a girlfriend who is visible and tangible.
There is no need to indulge in such intangible things.
However, he is now 28 years old and still has no girlfriend. It is obvious that he has high demands and is a bit of a germaphobe when it comes to emotions.
"Well, as a man, I fully agree with Sister Xiaohan's idea."
Su Wei also nodded.
Who says men are necessarily interested in these things? He doesn't like them either, and does he have to read study materials to relax if he doesn't have a girlfriend? "Then why did the boss accept the other party's condition and hold down the volcano to let the foot basin chicken escape? Is it just because the other party uploaded 50T of this incredible behavior?"
Li Tiantian expressed curiosity about this.
"Actually, I don't think the King of Hell has this ability, right? Stopping a volcano from erupting is something only a god can do. This is too outrageous!"
Jiang Xiaohan expressed her thoughts. She would rather believe that the boss was the human body of the King of Hell than believe that the boss could stop the volcano from erupting, because that was a god! And if there really was such a person, the order of the world would change.
"+1, Boss is just the human body of the King of Hell, not even the real King of Hell. If he really has this ability, what will happen!"
Su Wei silently +1.
Holding down the magma should actually be a joke.
He also didn't think that the boss could do this. The human body of the King of Hell with sealed powers or the successor of the King of Hell were more credible.
"Uh... okay, although I also believe that the boss doesn't have this ability, this is too much of a coincidence."
Li Tiantian spread her hands.
All the time points match!
And it was indeed after reading the study materials that the volcano gradually stabilized.
If you say this has nothing to do with the boss, no one will believe you.
"In fact, you can think of it this way. Even if the boss is not the King of Hell, he is the human body of the King of Hell or the successor of the King of Hell. In the beginning, Jiaobenji was our subsidiary and must be under the control of the ruler of the underworld. If a volcanic eruption really occurs, there will definitely be large-scale deaths, and a large number of wronged souls will definitely flood into the underworld. At the same time, it will also be recorded in the Book of Life and Death."
Jiang Xiaohan was analyzing at this time, trying to make the matter more logical.
"So the boss is probably using the death list to infer that nothing will happen to the chicken feet? And if there aren't a large number of wronged souls on the death list, it means that they won't erupt like a volcano!"
Li Tiantian, whose IQ is often online and often offline, suddenly realized!
"That's right! This is equivalent to prediction! That's why the boss keeps saying that the volcano won't erupt! It's just that because of fear and the boss's usual opposite attitude, everyone misunderstood!"
Jiang Xiaohan nodded heavily.
In this way, it is understandable that there will be no danger within three days.
As for why it is three days, this may be the special attribute of the underworld, or the boss has not yet inherited all the abilities of the King of Hell and cannot peek into the longer-term secrets.
"That makes sense. So the volcano couldn't erupt in the first place, and it wasn't the boss' fault!"
Li Tiantian suddenly realized.
"This analysis is correct. And if you look closely at the time nodes, it is not that the volcano stabilized after the other party uploaded the 50T. It gradually stabilized afterwards. In fact, it had already reached its peak at 10 o'clock."
The more Jiang Xiaohan analyzed it, the more he felt that this was the truth.
There is an element of accident here, and of course it could also be an intentional accident.
For example, a boss who has not yet grown up knows some time nodes in advance with official support, so he deliberately steps on those nodes.
When prophet + deliberate accident + real accident occur, miracles like today's may occur.
"Sister Xiaohan is awesome!!"
Both of them gave a thumbs up!!
This analysis is amazing! "You guys eat first, I'll go discuss some clarifications with the boss."
Jiang Xiaohan stood up. She was very glad that her boss was not that kind of person, so she decided to go to the office to discuss with her boss how to clarify the matter, whether to hire some internet trolls or something like that.
"Come in."
Seeing Jiang Xiaohan knocking on the door, Zhang Lingtian nodded. At this time, the interface of his computer was showing the international version of Douyin.
Nathan sent him more messages, more than 40 in total.
"Boss! I want to discuss something with you..."
Jiang Xiaohan walked over, and the next second her body froze in place as if she were electrocuted, her beautiful eyes fixed on the scene on the computer screen, and it was as if a thunderbolt struck her from behind! "!!!"
This shocking news also stunned Zhang Lingtian! ! "Boss! I! I didn't see anything!!"
Jiang Xiaohan covered her eyes!!
Oh my god! The screen is full of philosophical photos! Could it be that the boss doesn’t like women but men! ! “Xiao Han, I suggest you take a look…”
Zhang Lingtian was so upset. This Nathan from Jiang Country must be mentally ill! Send him these messages! !
"Boss, this is not good! I won't tell anyone!!"
Jiang Xiaohan covered her eyes even more tightly! How dare she look! !
What if she finds out the boss's secret and sends her straight to hell? !
You must not look at it! Silence, silence for half a minute.
Jiang Xiaohan felt that there was no movement, so he slightly loosened his hands, which had been tightly clenched.
"Do you dare to watch it now?"
Zhang Lingtian’s gaze penetrated.
“I…Okay!!”
Jiang Xiaohan gritted her teeth!! Just watch it! It’s no big deal!!
"Now you know what's going on."
There were only forty messages in total, of which more than thirty were photos. He believed that Jiang Xiaohan would basically know what was going on as soon as he scrolled down.
"This, this person is mentally ill!!"
Jiang Xiaohan blurted out five words after a long while! Sick! Chunchun is sick!!
She almost misunderstood her boss again!!
"He called me when I was shopping at the Jiaobenji mall that day and said that if I helped their bosses to seize more big boss positions, I would be promoted and given a wife in the future. I refused, but who would have thought that he thought I liked men and sent me a bunch of philosophy pictures."
Zhang Lingtian's tone was full of helplessness.
Fortunately, it’s my little assistant.
If Li Tiantian saw what just happened, she would probably find it even more difficult to explain.
By then, word will spread among the people that Mr. Zhang Lingtian, the boss of Ping An Funeral Shop, likes men.
If I were really the King of Hell, I could let Li Tiantian go to the underworld to experience a peaceful life.
The key point is that he is not, and all of Li Tiantian’s data indicators are normal.
"Boss, are you going to keep this person for the New Year instead of deleting him?"
Jiang Xiaohan felt like her mood was on a roller coaster, up and down again.
"I've blocked you. By the way, what do you want from me?"
It was a red forbidden symbol. Zhang Lingtian had already blocked Nathan, the boss' assistant who was very knowledgeable about the country.
But he was more curious about what Jiang Xiaohan wanted to talk to him about.
"Boss, I want to ask if we should hire some Internet trolls to clean up your mess online, mainly because everyone thinks you are..."
Jiang Xiaohan seemed to want to say something but stopped himself.
"Am I the one who holds down the volcano for 50T?"
Zhang Lingtian's tone was full of helplessness.
"Uh-huh."
Jiang Xiaohan nodded. Clarification was the top priority at the moment!
"Let's take it easy. This matter is in the spotlight and it's difficult to handle."
Zhang Lingtian shook his head and waited a moment.
"No matter what, boss, we will always believe in you!!"
Jiang Xiaohan stood firm.
She trusts her boss.
On the other side, it was exactly 9:30 in the evening in Jiangjiang Country.
"Why did Mr. Zhang block me?!"
Nathan looked carefully at the thirty-three handsome men he had chosen!!
Muscular men, black, white, gray and all kinds of skin colors! After sending these photos, he also left a message to the other party, saying that even adults don’t want to make a choice, they can have them all.
He can arrange it!!
Then after hearing about the 50T matter, he just said that he could find 100T of resources for the other party.
Just make their boss right!
Send Master Xi away!! All of this is possible!! However, just when he saw that all the messages had been read and was excitedly waiting for a reply, an outrageous scene happened.
【Tip: This user has blocked you! 】
A prompt appeared there.
The other party said that he had been blocked! !
This made Nathan completely confused! ! Why is Zhang Lingtian so weird! !
However, Nathan did not expect that he almost caused a tragedy. If he did not pay attention to him, his ancestors would be in trouble.
I actually think Boss Zhang is weird.
"Hello everyone, the press conference has officially begun. Thank you all for coming."
Ten o'clock.
The press conference begins.
Brother Zhao appears! He summarizes some things as usual.
Then came the question and answer session.
Reporters from various countries who had been prepared for the questioning were eager to try! "Mr. Li Zhao, I am Ogawa Yamashita, the chief reporter of Asahi News Agency. I would like to ask on behalf of the people of our country, your country's people cheered when our country faced a disaster. Isn't this a dirty behavior and narrow nationalism? You still call yourself a great country. Why don't you feel ashamed?"
The other party has held a meeting to discuss how to edit it.
Then they naturally went against their usual practice and asked different questions! "Fuck! This kid's questions are so sharp!!"
"Look, I told everyone to be more calm on the Internet, but now a reporter is using it to make a fuss!"
"How should I respond to this, Teru-nii? I really can't think of an answer!"
"have no idea."
In the barrage, everyone's attention was focused on Brother Zhao.
Because this kind of thing really happened on the Internet, and it was everywhere, there was no way to deny it! "Good! Asahi Society is awesome!!"
"Ogawa Yamashita is worthy of being the chief reporter. This is narrow-minded nationalism! Kill them! Make them lose face internationally!!"
"That's right. They were laughing like crazy when we encountered a disaster. They really have no humanity at all. And that Zhang Lingtian is simply the root of evil!"
In the international forum, netizens of Jiaobenji were also watching the live broadcast.
Everyone spoke up at this moment.
There are two factions in their country.
There is a group of young people headed by the homebody who, if they cannot enjoy the good things of the country, they just want to lie down. The rest is the politicians’ business!
The other faction is the hostile faction, which is mainly composed of older people. They have strong ambitions and are in league with politicians.
I think the rabbits are deliberately creating anxiety! That's how we should question them! Let them lose face internationally! "As friendly neighbors separated by a strip of water, there are so many people cheering when Mount Ukiyo is about to erupt. Shouldn't the people of Chicken Country reflect on this?"
I saw Zhao Ge answered indifferently.
"Good job! Brother Zhao's reverse reflection is really good!"
"You're such a reflexive freak, I'll just give you a thumbs up!"
"It takes a lot of skill to make a neighbor of so many years gloat over his misfortune!"
“Wow… I didn’t expect this angle. It really dawned on me!!”
"Connect the magic! Five lightning whips! Spin around! Use the opponent's force to counter attack! Brother Zhao is awesome!!!"
"Hey, reflection tickets are sold in the front row."
"Free translation!!"
"I suggest you go to the international version."
This calm remark made netizens burst into laughter.
Brother Zhao's method of using the opponent's force to defeat him hasn't changed at all!!
Many people called it awesome and enlightening!
There were even people selling reflection coupons, free translations, and the like in the front row.
International Forum.
"?"
"???"
“???”
"What the hell? What is he talking about??"
"Don't you understand? I'll translate it for you! A friendly neighboring country of Yiyibo Water, and a spitting fire of Ukiyoyamaあんなに多くの人が cheering するなんて, 鸡人は Reflection すべきではないだろうか?」
“Pfft, you’re really here, bro!!”
“Hahaha, this is such a wonderful translation!!”
"Rabbit's netizens are so funny. You really should reflect on yourselves!"
The people at the foot basin chicken were confused.
Domestic netizens burst into laughter.
Because the guy who was really picky actually came to the front row to translate! And the people at the foot basin chicken were doubly confused! Damn!
You can answer like this!
"this……"
This Ogawa Yamashita was standing there in a daze, his mouth almost twisted with anger!
I ask you, you want me to reflect again! !
Grass!!
Soon another reporter came on stage.
But without exception, they were all brutally KO’d by Brother Zhao.
The whole network is calling it awesome!!
The same goes for funerals. After all, who wouldn’t want to join in the fun?
"Mr. Spokesperson, don't you have anything special to explain about what happened to the Foot Basin Chicken?"
Finally, the Eagle Sauce came to finish, only to see the other party with a serious tone.
"Special note? What do you mean, reporter from Jiangjiang Country?"
Zhao Ge, who was about to get off work, expressed his doubts.
"Why are Zhang Lingtian's words so accurate? Did you Rabbit Country master some kind of prediction method? It can't be another accident, right?"
The reporter's tone was threatening.
"In fact, I also want to know what kind of prediction method our Rabbit Country has mastered. But after thinking carefully, do you think there is any more suitable explanation besides accidents? Comrade reporter from Jiangjiang Country, please reflect on why you are unwilling to believe in science? Is it so difficult to find an explanation in science?"
Brother Zhao asked back, and then said something earnestly.
So today's speech meeting turned into a reflection meeting! It soon became a hot search.
1. Reflection
It also ranks first on the hot search list.
This word has truly become a hot word.
"Fuck! I didn't spray!!"
Ten o'clock.
The divine fortune teller Niu Daozhu got up! After taking a look at the trending searches and the messages sent to him by netizens, he was completely stunned.
Because I swear to spray!
In the end, Fuyosan didn’t get criticized!
This is very embarrassing! The key is that he said too much yesterday! "What should I do now?"
The fortune teller was trying to figure out a way to make this happen.
It seems that it is really hard to take advantage of the popularity of this King of Hell.
Yesterday, he was trying to take advantage of the popularity and now his fan account has reached 2.8 million, and then he was asked this question.
“Boom boom boom—”
At this moment, the door of the fortune teller's house suddenly rang.
"Comrade police, what are you doing?"
When he opened the door, the fortune teller saw a look of doubt in the eyes of the policeman in front of him.
"You are Niu Daozhu, right?"
The police comrade asked.
"Yes, yes, I am Niu Daozhu."
The fortune teller nodded.
He wouldn't really get into trouble, would he? But that shouldn't be the case!
What could possibly get into trouble for him, a model citizen?
"After investigation, it was found that Niu Daozhu was suspected of fraud and illegal business operations involving an amount of up to 2 million. Pack up your things and come with us."
The police produced a subpoena.
"Comrade police, if you want to accuse me of illegal business operation, I admit it, but you say I am suspected of fraud? You are kidding me!!"
The fortune teller was stunned! Could it be that Zhang Lingtian was right! ! Was he really going to jail? Was he a man of real ability? "You know those people with WeChat names like 'Desire to Go Ashore' and 'Little Meow Meow', they have already called the police."
The police mentioned several WeChat names.
"This is also a scam! I'm just showing them a clear way out!"
The fortune teller was confused! He told me to exorcise ghosts for me? Go to the police station and tell them!
The police comrades didn't give the other party a chance.
It was noon time.
"Hey, that's strange, why isn't the Divine Calculator on today?"
"I also think it's outrageous. Before, the other party wanted to broadcast it three times a day, but today there was no broadcast and no notification."
"Do you think it's possible that the other party has been arrested by the police? The King of Hell just said he was imprisoned yesterday!"
"It can't be that outrageous!"
"How ridiculous! What about the 24-hour rule?"
"But the King of Hell didn't advertise! Didn't the King of Hell's post say that advertising would definitely last 24 hours?"
"There's no news from the fan group either, how strange!"
Many people were very surprised. Normally, the other party should have started broadcasting at this time, but he was nowhere to be seen!
[45. The King of Hell’s Judgment appears again, and the fortune teller Niu Mouzhu is arrested]
At three o'clock in the afternoon, the news that the fortune teller had been arrested became a hot topic!
"Fuck! The boss is awesome!!!"
In the funeral shop, Li Tiantian called the boss awesome!
Zhang Lingtian just glanced at it indifferently.
Then he continued to do his own thing.
He had said long ago that the other party would be caught sooner or later.
"Boss Zhang is awesome!!"
"This anchor is so disgusting. A girl was scammed out of 5,000 yuan by saying she was possessed by a ghost."
"So the one with the sharpest eyesight is Boss Zhang! Either go to the box or go to jail!"
"Based on the way he was yesterday, we can basically conclude that he is a clown. Real fortune tellers will deny everything."
"Like Boss Zhang?"
Under the hot search, everyone was talking about it.
Many people did not expect that the fortune teller would really be taken away, and when his affairs were exposed, everyone felt disgusted.
【10. The eleventh post of King Yan was updated. 】
At the same time, the Tianya Prophet’s Yanwang post was updated.
This is the eleventh post, and it immediately topped the hot search list as soon as it came out.
"Oh, there's an update? What's the eleventh post? I'm a beggar!!"
"This group of beggars is the worst I've ever seen! They can't even use honorifics! You should at least say 'Dear bosses'. Fortunately, I'm not picky about small matters, so I'll go and help you."
"Upstairs, you've been watching for ten minutes and you're still not back? What the hell are you watching? Here's the link! Click it if you want to watch it!"
"This is the real boss!"
The entire topic of Yama Post has now been discussed over 100 million times.
[Article 10: The King of Hell’s judgments are divided into death judgments and guilt judgments. Please distinguish them carefully, but no matter which one you choose, you must treat it with caution. In addition, the King of Hell is also a man, so perhaps you can try other methods to spy on the secrets of heaven and protect yourself.]
This is the latest post of King Yan, No. 11. It received a lot of likes from netizens right after it was posted.
The number of views quickly exceeded 100,000.
Funeral shop.
A summary meeting is being held on the eve of the end of get off work.
"Let's move on to the last part. Looking ahead, our funeral shop now has 12 million online fans and owns a yellow paper workshop. Next, we plan to acquire a funeral clothing factory and some funeral supplies factories, and strive to complete the acquisition and successfully sell the products within three months!"
Zhang Lingtian said to the three employees at this moment.
At the same time, he said that some work can also be outsourced, such as financial work, express packaging and shipping work, etc.
"good!!"
The three of them were full of energy.
"Okay, let's stop here today. There are still 20 minutes left and everyone can go back first. I will close the store last."
After the meeting, Zhang Lingtian said to his employees.
After all, it’s a small company and there’s not that much to talk about.
After the meeting, everyone should go home.
“Thank you, boss!!”
Li Tiantian and Su Wei packed up and left, leaving Zhang Lingtian and his assistant Jiang Xiaohan in the funeral shop.
Since it was on the way and there was nothing else to do, Jiang Xiaohan took Zhang Lingtian's car back.
"Boss, do you know the Yama Post? It has been updated to the eleventh one."
In the car, Jiang Xiaohan said to Zhang Lingtian.
"oh?"
Zhang Lingtian was a little curious! "Let me read it to you, boss. The eleventh item on the King of Hell's Post..."
Jiang Xiaohan was reporting to Zhang Lingtian word by word.
"Actually, I'd rather know who this prophet is."
Zhang Lingtian was furious after hearing this. This made sense, but it was all nonsense! What did it mean that the King of Hell's judgment was divided into death judgment and guilt judgment? The King of Hell was also a man, so he could try some other methods. Wasn't this a reference to 50T?
"I don't know. Even with such a high number of views, this prophet has never appeared before. This proves that this person must have better self-control or financial resources."
Jiang Xiaohan shook his head.
Otherwise, depending on the other party’s popularity, you can make a fortune once you start live streaming!
Of course, you don’t have to show your face, just wear a headgear.
But he didn't do that, so this also indirectly reflects the person's financial situation or personal self-control.
"Forget it, no matter who he is, we haven't donated the money yet, right?"
Zhang Lingtian is now more concerned about donating money.
Someone had already asked about this during the live broadcast that day, and even now there are people leaving comments about this under their video.
not yet.
Jiang Xiaohan looked a little helpless.
"Then I'll go with you and ask what kind of system upgrade can take so long."
Once you agree to donate it, it’s donated. It’s not appropriate to keep the money in your hands for even a minute longer, and there’s no way to explain to the fans.
"Uh-huh!"
Jiang Xiaohan was very resolute! "At the same time, the clarification can also be done tomorrow. Xiaohan, you can contact the people in this regard."
Zhang Lingtian looked at the other party.
"OK!!"
Jiang Xiaohan nodded and quickly sent the other person home, while Zhang Lingtian returned to his own home.
The hot search about the divine fortune teller being arrested also reached the fifth place on the hot search list at 10 o'clock in the evening, and attracted a lot of criticism for a while.
At the same time, a video of the other party repenting appeared online.
In the video, the other party also personally explained that he does not know how to tell fortunes. In fact, he just tries to guess people's thoughts and says some ambiguous words.
For example, some people come here to pass the postgraduate entrance examination or obtain a certification.
He said that your fortune is very good during this period.
Now that you have passed the exam, do you think that the test is very accurate?
In fact, you have the ability to do so, so you were able to pass the exam!
And what if you fail the exam? You can’t blame the other party. After all, they say you have good luck, but that doesn’t mean you will definitely pass!
Come find him!
Said he didn't pass the exam.
Then he will tell you that your luck has arrived, but you just lack the right timing.
In short, he is impeccable and always right.
"well."
Looking at these, Zhang Lingtian sighed slightly.
I thought I had met a fortune teller who was proficient in the five arts of metaphysics, but he turned out to be a liar.
He actually made millions, which is really out of the ordinary.
The next day, the clarification about Zhang Lingtian also appeared on the hot searches.
I have to say that the assistant did a great job.
Basically, it took only two days to reverse the previous outrageous online comments.
At this moment, the time has come to a week later.
During this week, Zhang Lingtian and his team completed three tasks.
The first thing was to acquire a small clothing factory.
The second thing is that the rumors that had been unclear before were finally clarified.
The third thing was that I finally donated the charity funds.
It happened to be Chunjiang Charity.
However, the director was not there this time, so the deputy director received them.
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15,000 words delivered!! Please give me a monthly ticket!! I've dropped in the rankings, big guys!!
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