Chapter 13 I am just a funeral worker, how can it be so weird!
The title of Assistant to the King of Hell is no longer appropriate.
"The guy in front of me made a godly prediction! He will die in one second! "
"My suggestion is to cut it off!"
"Do you think there are really such things as gods and ghosts in this world? If not, how do you explain this Ping An Funeral Shop? I feel like my worldview has collapsed."
"Before Ping An Funeral Shop came out, I was a staunch atheist, but he made me change my faith!"
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Die while live streaming!
Basically the same as the previous hiking lily.
In addition, Zhang Lingtian is no longer the unknown person with only a thousand followers.
He now has more than 900,000 fans.
And these are not bought zombie fans, but real active users.
So the news spread quickly.
Some netizens even dug up the guy who made the previous divine prophecy.
He said he wanted to kill the prophet.
Others said that their worldview collapsed.
Didn't we agree that after the founding of the country, spirits would not be allowed to be created, feudal superstitions would be eliminated, and a scientific world would be established? Then why was he so outrageous!
No way! At this moment, group chats across the country also began to get lively.
Yuhuang Emperor National Cycling Club.
"Momoka Haru is okay, Technician No. 9 has good skills, you can give it a try."
""Technique? I'll tell you where the technique is. Tell the manager on the third floor of Pure Human World that it was the Supreme VIP who introduced you to me, car No. 1928, and you'll know what a good technique is!"
"Brother, is this a secret code?"
"What code? Brother, don't let those dirty things enter your mind. My heart is as pure as a glass!"
“Tsk, tsk, tsk.”
The Yuhuang Emperor group is discussing practical stuff.
"Fuck! Brothers, I killed four of the living devils!!"
"What the hell? Quadruple kill!!"
"Oh my god! Four killed! Just the assistant of the King of Hell?"
"How terrifying!"
“Is this man a devil?”
"This is weird! This is really weird!"
"Dear fellow top players, please take good care of the anchors you follow, don't let them suddenly disappear one day!"
Suddenly, all the group members were shocked.
Let’s not talk about the practical stuff anymore.
The operation to rescue the female anchor began.
After all, female anchors are always in the spotlight.
I have spent so much money on rewards to be number one on the list, and then the person on the other side is killed, then all my efforts will be in vain.
Group chats where young people gather for e-sports, games, cute girls, etc. are also very lively.
"Quadruple kill! Quadruple kill!!"
"This guy is the king of hell!"
"I suggest that when you follow the Living Devil, it's best to find a few small accounts to avoid being noticed by the other party and being followed."
"My life-saver! What if this living devil thinks my online name is nice and follows me? Wouldn't that reveal everything?"
…
As the quad kill ended, a strange storm spread across the entire network and affected everywhere.
Of course, this is all later.
"Forehead……"
In the office at this time.
Looking at the numerous comments, Zhang Lingtian suddenly felt that the tea he brewed was no longer fragrant.
88% mortality rate.
Just high risk customers.
He was sincerely reminding the other person to take care of his health.
After all, those dark circles under the eyes are obviously caused by staying up late.
Who would have thought that he would die suddenly just after I gave him a reminder.
He himself was confused.
Living King of Hell or something like that, this is simply slander against him! ! "Wow!!"
"Oh my god! What's going on?!"
"Is Douyin having a seizure?!"
"Boss, did you spend money to buy zombie fans?"
Five thirty in the evening.
Outside, Jiang Xiaohan and the other two were refreshing the data.
Because the growth was too slow before.
So they brush every thirty minutes.
When the number was refreshed at five o'clock, it was still 912,000 people.
Refreshed at 5:30, and it reached 1 million directly! ! The number of people increased by more than 80,000 in 30 minutes!
Have you ever seen this speed? They really haven’t seen it.
Even Jiang Xiaohan, who had seen the world, rushed directly to Zhang Lingtian's office.
I kind of doubt whether the other party bought zombie fans.
After all, they were quite loud just now.
Maybe the boss heard it and gave him a million just to pursue perfection.
Of course, she absolutely couldn't say that the other party was doing it for face...
Otherwise, she won’t be able to handle the attention.
The boss knows his account number.
"What is that?"
Zhang Lingtian frowned.
Spend money to buy zombie fans?
Does he look like the type to do such self-deceiving things?
"Sister Xiaohan! I know the reason!!!"
Li Tiantian suddenly rushed over with a somewhat horrified expression.
"What's going on?"
Jiang Xiaohan asked doubtfully.
The boss doesn't look like he's just buying fans.
So what's going on?
Is Douyin having a seizure?
"Sister Xiaohan, come here."
Li Tiantian glanced at Zhang Lingtian, then waved at her gently.
"What's wrong? You're so mysterious."
Jiang Xiaohan is an old employee.
Although she started working part-time when she was in college, she has continued to work in this store after graduation.
Talking to the boss is not so restrained.
But Tiantian has never been a restrained person.
"Yes, another one died!"
Li Tiantian picked up the phone.
After tracking it down, I found out that my boss was following a young cook from Sawadika.
I just followed him and he sent me a message saying take care of yourself.
Then something outrageous happened.
The young cook died suddenly on the spot!
"Another one died!!!"
Jiang Xiaohan's pupils constricted! But looking at Li Tiantian's expression, it didn't seem like she was joking.
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
"Um!"
She nodded heavily.
"hiss--"
Jiang Xiaohan took a breath of cold air.
"Boss! You keep busy! I'll close the door for you!!"
The next second, he mechanically turned around, bowed and apologized, then closed the door of Zhang Lingtian's office.
“…”
Zhang Lingtian was frowning.
He is not the devil.
Why are you so panicked? "Sister Xiaohan, this is weird! You have been here for so long, haven't you realized that the boss is such a special person?!"
The three employees started gossiping.
"How would I know? The boss looks normal. Who would have known that he has a hidden identity as the King of Hell?"
Jiang Xiaohan spread his hands.
He said he really didn't know about this matter.
"Sister Han, don't you find that the boss looks very young? His skin is so good!"
The gossip continues.
"Indeed, the boss looks younger. Some people have gray hair at the age of 28, but the boss looks like he is in his early twenties, especially his skin is so good."
Speaking of this, Jiang Xiaohan felt a little envious.
She is a woman but her skin is not as good as her boss's.
"Do you think the boss could be that kind of ghost?"
Li Tiantian has a lot of ideas.
"Ghost?"
Su Wei, Jiang Xiaohan and others looked surprised.
"Yes, she is the kind who has lived for thousands of years without aging, just to wait for her reincarnation."
Li Tiantian opened up her mind.
"???"
Su Wei is a normal person.
"This is too fake, have you been watching too many TV dramas recently?"
Although the boss is evil.
Whoever you follow will die.
But Jiang Xiaohan still didn't believe such an exaggerated idea.
Typical bubble drama.
"No, I think it's possible. Otherwise, why doesn't the boss have a girlfriend when he's so handsome and rich? If it were anyone else, the fish pond would be full of fish! Also, how do you explain the death of four people? It can't be a coincidence!"
Li Tiantian continued.
And he said it in a very conscientious manner.
"This... Brother Tian seems to be still single, but your guess is too outrageous!"
Su Wei is a normal person.
He always felt it was outrageous.
"Indeed, I'm still single at 28..."
"ah--"
Jiang Xiaohan was thinking that it was not normal for her boss to be single at the age of 28, but she didn't know if she was just too engrossed in what he said.
No one knew there was anyone standing next to him.
I turned my head and was directly shocked.
"What are you guys talking about? You're so engrossed."
Zhang Lingtian looked at them chattering, just like the intelligence team at the village entrance.
"No, nothing! We are talking about the boss having over a million fans, congratulations!!"
Li Tiantian is very smart.
Speak immediately.
She is scared.
I’m afraid that the boss will give me attention unexpectedly.
Maybe she will have to arrange things in the store tomorrow.
"Yeah, boss, I really didn't mean to say that you were looking for zombie fans just now. It's mainly these accounts..."
Jiang Xiaohan turned on her cell phone.
Look at the watchlist.
1, 2, 3, ac, 3ea...
Either numbers.
Or a combination of numbers and letters, etc.
Anyway, it looks very much like a zombie.
But when I clicked on the homepage, I found that the levels of each one were quite high.
And it's very active.
She didn't know why these people changed their names.
Isn't this harming people?
"Oh, it's okay. It's a quiet day today and there's no one here at this time, so let's go home early. Everyone, be careful..."
"Don't pay attention!!!"
"That's right, boss! We young people don't need to take care of our health!!"
"Yes, yes, yes, the words 'take care of your health' are not worthy of entering our lives! You should do more when you are young!!"
Zhang Lingtian hadn't finished speaking yet.
The three of them seemed to have touched some taboo, their bodies trembled, and they roared like chicken blood! They were mainly afraid.
The last person who was told by his boss to take care of his health died suddenly a second later.
What if they don't survive tonight? It's not feudal superstition.
The main thing is to better believe it than not believe it!
"I'm not asking you to take care of your health. I'm asking you to go back and rest. I'm going to shoot a video tomorrow morning and you all have tasks to do."
There have been a lot of rumors online recently.
What's this about the assistant of the King of Hell being the living King of Hell? It's totally slander and rumor!
He is just an honest and diligent funeral worker, how could he be so weird! ...
(End of this chapter)