Chapter 144 The sisters exploded, like they had been chewing maggots for ten years!

[Ping An Chaoyang: Today, the Chaoyang Branch received a report from the public that someone was engaged in prostitution in a certain community. The police conducted an investigation in accordance with the law and arrested Chen (female, 24 years old), a prostitute, and Li (male, 38 years old), a prostitute. After investigation, the above-mentioned persons confessed to the illegal facts and have been administratively detained by the Chaoyang Branch in accordance with the law. ]

This is a Weibo post from the police station.

If that were the case, perhaps Master Li the pianist would not be suspected.

After all, there are too many people with the surname Li in this world.

[Ping An Chaoyang: @Repost Weibo: This world is indeed more than just black and white, but we must distinguish and draw a clear line between black and white. This must not be wrong... "Piano Picture.jpg"]

It wasn't a big deal before, but when the photo of this piano came out, everyone was stunned.

This is definitely not Master Li.

"So it's really Master Li?"

"Don't tell me this is true? I still have Senior Li's photo posted on the wall of my dormitory. My biggest wish in this life is to become someone like Senior Li!"

"Although Ping An Chaoyang forwarded a photo of a piano, sisters, this does not prove that it is Master Li!"

"Yes, yes, yes! There are many people with the last name Li who play the piano!"

Fans are still unwilling to believe it.

After all, Master Li is a perfect man! How could he possibly go to a prostitute?

Nonsense!

"Scrap paparazzi, you just knew in advance that there was a pianist named Li, and then you deliberately didn't reveal his name and misled the public, right?!"

"That's right, aren't paparazzi the ones who do this kind of thing?"

"A bunch of idiots!!"

Even the paparazzi leader was dissed by Master Li’s fanatical fans!! After all, the other party wanted to confuse the public.

【Conservatory of Music】

[Do you think it is possible that Senior Brother Li would solicit prostitution? ]

As for the forum of a certain music college, a special post was opened at this time to discuss whether Master Li was engaging in prostitution.

"Impossible. With his status, there is no need for him to go to prostitutes! If he is willing, I think there will definitely be some junior sisters who will rush to be his girlfriend."

"It seems that the paparazzi have run out of news recently, so they come up with something like this to stir up trouble."

"+1, I agree with that."

"If I were him, whoring would be an insult. Wouldn't it be better to have fun than to have fun? After all, the other person is a foreigner!"

"That's not the case. What if Senior Li likes to do irresponsible things? After all, prostitutes are professionals in that area. You, an ordinary girl, don't know how to do that. Especially after you have fun, you don't have to take any responsibility and just pay. This is a great deal for Senior Li, right?"

"What the hell? Your remarks are quite interesting!"

"What the hell! This must be a spy from another school, trying to slander our seniors!"

"That's right, everyone please like and repost his post, and then have Senior Li's legal department sue him for spreading rumors!"

…

Although it seems that not many people use Tieba now.

But this post still attracted a lot of friends as soon as it was published.

And both men and women are now involved.

[Huanqiu.com: Our reporter confirmed with Ping An Chaoyang that it is indeed Master Piano Master Li who was administratively detained.]

However, at this moment, a king bomb came.

[People's Daily: @Repost Weibo]

【Xinhua News Agency: @Repost Weibo】

【Zi Guang Ge: @Repost Weibo】

…

Then rows of official media reposted similar Weibo posts.

“You really did whore it!!”

"Fuck, my worldview has exploded!"

"Is this what we call a meeting by destiny?"

"No, no, no, we should ask Youyuan to come and meet. After all, she said she was very big, but the heroine didn't even know it was over."

"In this situation, I also want to recite a poem, looking for a soulmate in the mountains and flowing water, with prison piano and electronic music!"

"Master Li was arrested. What does that mean? It means that if you don't practice, you will be tortured!!"

"My first reaction when I saw Master Li being caught soliciting prostitution was shock. I couldn't believe a pianist could do such a thing!"

"Thirty years later, tickets for the Prison Sunset Red Team's tour are hard to come by!"

"That's enough. This is administrative detention, not criminal detention. Lee Myeon can't debut in prison. No matter how loud your voices are, it's useless!"

"Didn't you notice that Master Li is the mysterious guest every day? I can only say that the King of Hell is going crazy again! After all, one person went in before he even got on stage! Oh, right, aren't there two? Master Li exploded, is Li Feng going to explode as well?"

…

All previous discussion posts disappeared at this moment.

The netizens were shocked at first, and then started to make fun of it.

After all, he's a fun person.

Now the fun is of course to tease and eat melons! However, some netizens said that this is a sign that the King of Hell has gone crazy.

After all, he had only received the invitation to the show and hadn't even gone on stage yet, but the other party suddenly exposed his mistake.

It was so horrible! And she was the most disgraced prostitute! At the same time, someone noticed Li Feng.

Why is he also classified as a three-character artist? Because before his debut, he had a name called Yifen! His full name is Li Yifen.

Later, after his debut, he removed one character and became Li Feng.

[Ping An Chaoyang: Recently, the police arrested actor Li (male, 36 years old) in the course of investigating a criminal case. He confessed to the illegal facts of soliciting prostitution many times and has been administratively detained in accordance with the law.]

Ping An Chaoyang, which just set the entire Internet on fire, released another update at noon.

"How? How many times?"

"You're a ruthless person! You've played more games than Master Li, you've done it so many times!!"

"Oh my god, my heart is broken. What kind of monster is this? Why does he have such a fetish?!"

“That’s why these studios are still issuing rumors-refuting announcements. It’s you people who are making these rumors-refuting announcements that are making people more and more suspicious!”

Only a small number of people like Master Li.

And Li Feng is a real first-line star.

But the other party was actually suspected of soliciting prostitution many times.

How can fans not be angry about this!

Especially a large number of female fans.

[Girls, I am totally fucking pissed off. I have liked him for ten years, and now I feel like I have chewed maggots!!]

Many of them are self-media bloggers.

The other party is now crying on the Internet.

She had been chasing Li Feng since elementary school. When his concert came to their city, she was in high school and she chased him for three miles on a bicycle!

And all the way until now, there is his poster above my bed.

She will even buy all the products endorsed by the other party!

But such a perfect male god suddenly exposed himself.

"Honestly, I would feel better if you went to choose a concubine like Wu Mian did. But you went to whorehouse! Why did you do that? Isn't that dirty!!!"

At the end of the video, this poor stupid fan even asked hysterically! "Hug, I liked Wumen for seven years, until last month... um."

"I am dying of laughter. Star chasers are never as happy as spectators!"

"Cry for a while and then start chasing after new popular stars."

"Sisters, let's just go after talented actors. I don't know what's so good about these Chinese entertainment stars. To be honest, after all this time, I only remember his name is Li Feng. He's handsome, but I've barely heard of any of his works, except for Lao Pao."

"I just want to say that Feng Xiaogang is really good at judging people."

"Is it possible that they are all the same kind of people? No one of them really thinks that wind pants are a good thing!"

"Okay, I know the pattern. There are two main reasons why celebrities' reputations fall out: one is sleeping, the other is taxes. In summary: those who should be taxed should be taxed, and those who shouldn't sleep should not sleep."

"As someone who likes Amei Hatsune, I'm not worried at all!"

"Fortunately, I am a fan of Qin Shi Huang, Emperor Wu of Han, Li Shimin, and Zhu Yuanzhang. At most their tombs will collapse, not their houses."

Many netizens also commented on this female blogger's Weibo account, and many of them had emotional resonance with it.

After all, it is really painful to become a stupid fan of a star.

The key is that I don’t know who posted a message in the Stupid Fan Club group chat, it’s really infuriating!! Of course, there are also some netizens who just watch the show, and these people are very happy.

What star are you chasing?

Aren’t you happy eating melons?

Some even said they liked Tianyi Hatsune, and even historical figures like Emperor Wu of Qin. They were not worried about the house collapsing, but the tombs might collapse...

"Prophet: I say, can't you connect with each other by now? This generation of netizens is not good enough!"

The Weibo chat was in full swing, and at this moment the mysterious prophet actually appeared again under a post.

"Tie in series?"

"What's the meaning??"

"Brother, we don't have enough brains, please tell us quickly!!"

Everyone was very curious when they saw the prophet appear.

What's the point of connecting the dots? But when we think about the fact that the prophet had been right about many things before, everyone is very interested.

"Prophet: Don't give face to the King of Hell. The King of Hell, the ruler of the underworld, last time the bald donkey wanted to protect Sicong, he forcibly took away a host. Who is behind the monk? Isn't it Ksitigarbha? This shows that the King of Hell is very face-conscious. Think about it carefully. Since the Toilet TV station sent out the mysterious daily program invitations until today, who has clearly stated on the Internet that they want to be on the program? Only Ji Kun! No one else said anything!"

The prophet spoke in a rapid succession.

“What the hell??”

"It seems like that. The show is about to start but the guest list hasn't been announced yet. Who will be going?"

"Didn't the production team say that the list would be announced at noon on the 24th? This must have been a deliberate setting by the production team, right?"

"A staff member at the toilet station said, we actually asked these stars, but they all replied that it depends on their schedule."

"So you're waiting and watching? That makes sense. We're just waiting to see who in the industry will go."

"That's basically confirmed! We thought the production team had concealed the news on purpose, but it turns out they are all just waiting and watching. If the King of Hell doesn't kill a chicken to scare the monkeys, is he still the King of Hell?!"

"How tragic! These two stars have fallen so tragically!"

After the prophet's words were spoken, many people were enlightened and instantly understood what was going on!

To put it in human terms, these celebrities are simply courting death. The show is about to start, but none of them actively say they want to attend! After all, the invitations have been sent out.

Peaceful funeral shop.

"Boss, this is so cruel. Both of them were caught soliciting prostitution!"

Zhang Lingtian came out to get some water, and Li Tiantian shook her head and sighed.

"It's not me who asked them to prostitute."

Although this matter is a bit outrageous, it is indeed their own fault.

What about being unable to hold it back at old age? That’s complete nonsense!

"Boss, are you angry?"

After a bunch of incongruous words, Li Tiantian said another one.

"I'm quite angry. After all, you guys are always looking for trouble."

Zhang Lingtian glanced at Li Tiantian.

When Li Tiantian heard the first few words, she was very excited. She thought it was really like what was said on the Internet, that the boss was angry and that led to this result.

But the next second she was dumbfounded.

“Hmm—”

Suddenly Li Tiantian felt her mouth being covered by a pair of big hands!

There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!

And the body leaned back! It was as if someone was dragging it backwards! In fact, it was being dragged.

"Boss, Li Tiantian's delivery mission has not been completed yet, let's go move bricks first!!"

It was Su Wei! The other party dragged Li Tiantian away.

"Ah! What are you doing? I'm saving you! Didn't you see that the boss's eyes looked as if he was going to promote you to work in the underworld in the next second!!!"

Drag it to the pantry.

Suddenly, Su Wei felt that Li Tiantian was pinching him hard! It was as if all his flesh was being pinched off by him! He was saving people!

The other party didn't thank me and pinched me. It was outrageous! ! "Hand! Where are you putting your hand!!!"

As fast as a rabbit!

Li Tiantian wanted to kill Su Wei immediately.

"!!!"

The next second, Su Wei also discovered the problem! "Do you believe me when I say I didn't mean it..."

Su Wei is trying hard to explain.

"I believe it... You're evil!!!"

Then there were continuous screams in the tea room.

However, Zhang Lingtian had already returned to the office, and Xiaohan was also inside.

Today is the 22nd.

It's three o'clock in the afternoon.

Tomorrow is the 23rd, and the day after tomorrow is the 24th.

That is to say, this mysterious day will be broadcasted the day after tomorrow.

So naturally it’s a matter of itinerary.

"Boss, this is probably how the toilet table should be arranged. What do you think?"

Jiang Xiaohan asked her boss.

She had just told Toilet TV about their schedule.

This was just given to her by the person in charge of the toilet.

"No problem, just arrange and book your flight ticket accordingly."

Zhang Lingtian nodded.

There is basically nothing wrong with this arrangement.

"Yes, boss, there is a company that wants to invite you. I wonder if you are interested. The offer is quite high."

In addition to the arrangements regarding the toilet TV station, Jiang Xiaohan also had to tell her boss that a certain company was interested in inviting her boss to a program.

"Oh? What company?"

Zhang Lingtian was a little confused.

"Xiaoguo Culture is willing to offer you one million to appear on a talk show."

Jiang Xiaohan said.

"Talk show? The kind where you stand on stage and people make fun of you? One million??"

Zhang Lingtian was a little confused.

"Yes, if you are willing, boss, then I will accept the other party's invitation now. At that time, the other party will pay 500,000 yuan as a deposit."

Jiang Xiaohan talked about the arrangements over there.

"I thought about it and decided that we should not be too distracted from our main business. We should focus on selling funeral products. In the future, forming a one-stop funeral service will be a small goal for our own products."

One million is a lot though.

But Zhang Lingtian thought about it and decided to give up.

"clear."

Jiang Xiaohan nodded.

"Boss Zhang!!!"

Suddenly at this moment, a very loud voice sounded outside.

"???"

Everyone in the funeral shop was collectively stunned when they heard this voice.

Because it sounded like the voice of the owner of the breakfast shop next door.

"Hey, Boss Hong, what are you doing..."

Li Tiantian and the others were already in the lobby after coming out of the tea room.

When she heard the voice, she looked over quickly. She thought it was the proprietress alone, but after turning her head, she was a little confused.

Because the boss lady is not alone!

Instead, the Hong family breakfast consisted of a father and son, plus the proprietress and three others who came together.

The key point is that they were holding big gift bags and other things in their hands as if it was Chinese New Year.

"?"

Jiang Xiaohan also came out.

After seeing these three people, she was a little confused. Could it be because of the boss’ frown in the morning?

"Boss Zhang, the inspection results are out. Fortunately, you reminded us early! There was corrosion inside the gas pipeline and there was a gas leak. We just opened a new stove. The gas company told us that if we don't call them over, there will be a major accident on this street within a week!"

Boss Hong is extremely grateful to Boss Zhang!

The other party could be said to have saved their family's lives! "Finally, someone listened to my advice!"

After hearing Boss Hong say this, Su Wei murmured.

"Boss Hong gave me a revelation."

Li Tiantian put her hand under her chin, looking like a thinker.

"What revelation?"

Hearing this, Su Wei asked in confusion.

"That means tribute is useful."

Li Tiantian slowly uttered four words.

Boss Hong has been paying tribute all the time, so he got the boss's reminder.

“Huh!”

Su Wei's eyes widened in surprise when he heard this.

Because he found that it seemed to be correct! [6. Hong's breakfast shop successfully submitted the tribute]

Six o'clock in the evening.

Zhang Lingtian drove home.

At this time, the tribute from Hongjia Breakfast Shop on Weibo was posted online.

"See! Paying more tribute is useful! There is Sliced ​​Onions in front and Hong's Breakfast Shop in the back! This is a smart person!"

"A crisis was averted. The gas pipeline explosion was really terrible! This reminds me of what happened two months ago!!"

"Fuck, stop talking. I was sleeping soundly that morning, and then there was a bang and I was scared to death. Ouch, I still can't recover from it!"

"Me too. I was sleeping in the morning, and suddenly there was a bang. All the glass in the windows of my house fell off and flew all over me. It was so damn scary. I was stunned!!"

"My classmate's home is right here. She said she was too lazy to go out for breakfast, but the place where she had breakfast was bombed. She's really lucky!"

Under the post, everyone started talking about gas.

This kind of explosion is really terrible, it can be called a disaster, and I am really happy for Boss Hong.

He insisted on delivering breakfast to funeral shops, and ultimately saved himself and prevented the surrounding shops from suffering.

"Actually, let me tell you something. Not only is the tribute to the King of Hell useful, but the King of Hell's signature is also very useful. My baby asked the King of Hell for an autograph, and that day we won the lottery jackpot of 200,000 yuan! / Covering face."

Under this post, many netizens also started chatting, and one of them got over 10,000 likes for the fact that Boss Zhang’s signature was a lucky funeral item! “Really?”

"What the hell! Is this the use of the King of Hell's signature?"

"Is this a lucky funeral item? Who's going to ask the King of Hell for an autograph to test it out?!!"

Especially the 200,000 yuan lottery jackpot made many netizens' eyes light up.

But after the excitement, there was not much restlessness.

After all, although 200,000 is tempting, the King of Hell is the man who can really make you helpless.

No one wants to trade five years of their time to be one step ahead of others in their lifetime.

Because for most fans, it only takes 5 years to earn 200,000 yuan, but if you harass the King of Hell, you may see the real King of Hell in one night! [2. Reba said she is looking forward to the broadcast of "Mysterious Everyday" and will be there on time. ]

【3. Yang Mi accepted an interview and will be invited to attend the variety show live broadcast on the evening of the 24th. 】

【4. Lv Baoqiang participated】

【5. Master Hua participated】

【6. Hongjia Breakfast Shop successfully submitted the tribute】

【7. Military idol Jike accepted an interview. 】

[8. Singer Li Hong said that no matter how busy he is, he will definitely come and thanked the program team for the invitation. ]

…

In addition to the tribute offering that night, many celebrities unexpectedly accepted interviews or announced through their public accounts that they would participate in the variety show "Mysterious Every Day Episode 2" which would be aired on the 24th.

I don’t know if it was influenced by the mysterious prophet.

"Who is this prophet?!"

At night, Zhang Lingtian was reading the news with a lot of questions in his mind.

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5600 words, evolving into a ten thousand update beast...

(End of this chapter)