Chapter 146 Boss Zhang is a decent man!
After all, who would have thought that such a question would be asked at the beginning!
Those who know about it think that this is a serious disciplinary inspection program for the entertainment industry. After all, every episode is able to catch some problematic stars and then expose them.
In fact, it is also a serious program.
But now some viewers who had just come in were stunned. Those of them who didn’t know thought it was a pornographic broadcast.
"Is it this big?"
"This is awesome! Taogou is going further and further down the road to his own death!"
"Does Taogou not check the notes? Or did he deliberately ask this question first?!"
"Who knows? Taogou is probably crazy about becoming famous and having a hit show. So I'm actually quite curious about how Yangmi should respond to this."
"To be honest, brothers, I'm no longer curious. I tricked my parents, grandparents, and I into watching this show with me tonight. When this question was raised, my dad pulled out the Seven Wolves and chased me to beat me, saying he was bringing the whole family to watch porn!"
Ever since this program became a hot topic, Yan Tao has been nicknamed Tao Dog because of the weird rules that the other party came up with.
It is true that what the other party did was really outrageous, including what is happening now.
He started by making things difficult for the female star.
I guess the foreign girlfriend has cursed the other person in her heart eight thousand times, after all, she asked this question within a minute of the start.
Just look at the expressions of the program guests to know how shocked they are.
They were probably thinking, this is really a big deal! In the live broadcast room, there was even a netizen who said that he had finally brought his family to watch such an educational program, but his father directly pulled out Septwolves and said he was watching pornographic programs.
"You have three seconds to sympathize with me, Taogou deserves death."
"Wait, why did your dad know this was porn?"
"What the hell? It seems like something incredible was found upstairs!"
"You must be clinging to your father's shoulders and giving him a look, saying, 'Dad, you've seen this too?'"
"I suggest you just fight back and ask why you knew what Huang Bo said. I believe you will just be watching the show from now on. I believe your mother will definitely go crazy on him!"
I have to say that all the netizens are talented. Before they could even finish a round of words of sympathy, someone immediately discovered the blind spot.
"hiss--"
The netizen from before was also stunned for a moment.
That makes sense.
If his dad hadn't seen this stuff, why did he know it was porn?
This is obviously impossible! A normal person's reaction would be the same as his mother and grandparents, with a confused look on their faces.
After all, most normal people would just take my husband's words literally.
It seems that at this moment, a young man in a certain city suffered a tragedy after learning the dragon-slaying skills from netizens.
At the same time offline, the variety show "Mysterious Every Day" on Toilet TV was live recorded.
The audiences in the audience are all looking forward to it at this moment. Both men and women have a strong desire to explore. Mainly, this joke has been circulating for a long time and no one knows whether it is true or not.
"Hey, Director Yan Tao is going to do something so bold right from the start, so I really have to answer?"
Yangmi held the microphone tightly, obviously caught off guard by the questions in this program.
"You really have to answer it, and you have to swear to Boss Zhang."
Sicong nodded. Since the question was asked, of course he had to answer it.
"Well……"
Yangmi gripped the microphone even tighter.
"Sliced onion, why are you swearing to me?"
Zhang Lingtian had several question marks in his mind.
If you want to say it, then say it. If you don't want to say it, then don't say it. What does it mean to swear to him? "Yes, Boss Zhang did swear to you. After all, you are the guest of our program! Then, all the guests on the stage, the audience friends in the audience, and the friends in front of the TV, I guarantee that this wave is definitely not the director Yan Tao's dirty tricks. He really drew this one when collecting everyone's notes. If you don't believe it, you can watch a VCR of the program team's self-certification."
As a host, Sicong is of course aware of the doubts of netizens and the audience at the scene at this moment. The director team had also anticipated this scene, so they shot a VCR short film in advance.
"Isn't this director dirty?"
"This kind of question is really dirty!"
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"That's right, even if the king of heaven came today, Taogou would still be a dirty old dog!"
"I want to see how this video can whitewash you and make you less dirty. If you can find a reason that I can't refute, just do a handstand and shit!"
"Speaking of which, I've never seen Sicong for three days, and you really impressed me. Although you were talkative before, you were never as talkative as you are now. But is this really the Sicong I know? You actually spoke for the director! Shouldn't the normal reaction be to curse: I've never seen such an idiotic director?!"
…
Whether online or offline, no one believes it.
Some even said that Yan Tao could prove his innocence by simply doing a handstand and taking a shit.
At the same time, some netizens suspected that Sicong had changed and actually started to speak for the director. Before, he always called the other party an idiot.
"Brother Qiang, do you believe that asking this at the beginning was not the director's intention?"
Ji Kun started whispering to Lu Baoqiang who was standing next to him.
"I don't know, just watch the VCR."
Lu Baoqiang touched the back of his head.
As expected, he is a simple and honest actor, and his smile is also very simple and honest.
Other guests were also whispering to each other.
To be honest, this was not arranged by the director. They would not believe it even if you beat them to death!
And the first one was so exciting, I couldn't even imagine what would happen next! Especially since Boss Zhang was still here.
"Hello everyone, I'm director Yan Tao. Today I'm going to draw questions from the audience. This is the first question. Look, my hands are empty. To prove I'm not cheating, I'm still wearing a short-sleeved shirt. Let me shake it around twice. OK, this is the little piece of paper we drew today. We'll shoot it in one shot. What we want is authenticity!"
A sound was heard from the recording site. It turned out that a short video clip started playing, and Yan Tao was in front of the camera.
It was a very cold day and the other person was wearing a short-sleeved shirt and there was a large glass box in front of him.
There were more than five thousand small notes inside.
This was all written by the audience!
He put his hand in and stirred it twice.
Finally caught a small note.
"this……"
"He actually filmed a video of the lucky draw?"
Many people were silent. Could it be that Yan Tao really didn't do it on purpose? This is impossible. There must be editing! ! Everyone continued to watch.
The content of the video is no longer important. What they want to see now is whether there is any editing! After all, it is just a random draw. What if some reactionary information is drawn? Will the other party broadcast it as well? "Next, we will open this note, but we must make it clear in advance that if there is reactionary or endangering the country, political or pornographic information on the note, we will re-draw."
In one shot, Yan Tao slowly opened the note in front of everyone.
“Wow——”
Instantly, all the audience present burst into excitement again.
“Pah, pah, pah—”
Some even applauded.
Because the card I drew was the one asking Yangmi.
It's no different than what I'm saying now.
"Could it be that the Lord of Hell wants to know the answer? Otherwise, how could such a coincidence happen in this world?!"
"Why do you even need to ask? One hundred percent, Lord Yama!!"
"Boss Zhang's basic operation, tons of coincidences!"
"The brother who said he pooped upside down, are you okay now? Remember to kick me during the live broadcast."
"Do you think it's possible that most of these little notes have the same content?"
Most of the netizens watching online at this moment also had the same idea.
After all, there were so many little notes, how did I just happen to win? It must be that the King of Hell wanted to see it!
At the same time, some netizens remembered the friend who talked about pooping upside down.
If you say this in the live broadcast room where Boss Zhang is also present and it is not realized, there is a high probability that something will go wrong.
Of course, there are conspiracy theorists.
It was thought that there was a good chance that the notes were all identical.
Or more than 90 percent.
However, these netizens were quickly slapped in the face.
The reason was that Yan Tao randomly drew a few cards again.
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
Found that the contents are different.
Questions like "I hope Ji Kun can invite Boss Zhang to play basketball together.", "I want to ask if Reba will confess to Boss Zhang, and if Boss Zhang will accept her confession in return?", "Is Master Hua still single? I hope I can answer it swearing in front of Boss Zhang!", etc. In short, there is no repetition.
"Lord Yama is awesome!!!"
After the short video about the lucky draw was finished, a male audience member in the middle of the 5,000 viewers suddenly shouted, "Yahweh is awesome!!!"
One person took the lead, and then more and more people started shouting the next second.
"????"
Zhang Lingtian on the stage frowned when he heard this.
What do you mean? So that's what I wanted to ask? Now I'm blaming him for everything?
"Wow, the scene is surprisingly lively. Come on, let's invite the friend who first said this. According to you, Boss Zhang is the one with the strongest thirst for knowledge, right?!"
Sicong felt like he had become one of the onlookers.
To be honest, he was there at the time and he actually drew this one, which was simply outrageous! Of course, he also suspected that it was Boss Zhang who wanted to know.
But I soon felt relieved.
Boss Zhang?
Foreign honey?
Is she worthy?
But since it is a live entertainment program, it must not be dull.
Backstage.
"Ah, this... Sister Xiaohan, it turns out that the boss is the one with the strongest thirst for knowledge. Don't you think this is outrageous or not?"
Li Tiantian and the others were backstage at this time, and the drawing process was shot in one shot, so there was basically no possibility of fraud.
"Can't you think about the truth? After all, the boss wouldn't be that boring?!"
Jiang Xiaohan said unhappily.
The main thing is that the boss doesn't seem like such a boring person, and this kind of topic is just something netizens join in to have fun with.
Besides, if the boss can even control this, wouldn’t that mean he’s a god?
His abilities are now restricted.
So the chance of that happening is zero.
It's just the rhythm of the variety show.
"You never know, right, Ah Wei? Sister Xiaohan, if Reba really confesses her love to this bachelor boss, what will you do? After all, she is a female star! She is also pretty."
Li Tiantian talked one thing after another, and started a new topic before finishing the previous one.
"Tiantian, do you deserve a beating???"
Jiang Xiaohan was full of questions when she heard this. What does this have to do with her? For the so-called lucky funeral goods, they started selling their teammates... They kept trying to sell themselves to the boss.
The key is, is it okay to have a relationship with your boss? It will kill you!!
“Wow——”
At the same time.
There was a cry of surprise from outside.
“Fuck—”
"???"
"????"
…
It turned out that there was a person who was covering his face with clothes and rushed out like a shadow gust of wind.
"Hey! He ran away?!"
"I find that tearing onions is getting worse and worse. It scares people away."
"He is no longer the Sicong I am familiar with."
When everyone saw this netizen leaving online, they all had a mocking look on their faces.
But in fact, everyone can understand this behavior.
Because if they were in this situation, they would also have to run away.
Although it is clear that these were a large number of accidents caused by Boss Zhang, Boss Zhang is obviously a decent person, so this is a naked false accusation against the King of Hell.
Shouldn't we run away quickly while the other party doesn't know our name?
We can only bet that the King of Hell will definitely not ask the organizer for the list.
That way you can escape.
Otherwise, a song of coldness will end that day.
"Actually, there's no need. I don't eat people. And I think I need to clarify here. I really didn't know anything about the lucky draw. As for the video of Miss Yang Mi that everyone is talking about, I haven't watched it either."
Zhang Lingtian said very sincerely in front of the camera.
"Don't run, my friend! Boss Zhang said you'll be fine! He also clarified that this was an accident!"
Sicong shouted while holding the microphone, but the audience member who first caused trouble had already disappeared.
"The words about tearing onions are very intriguing!"
"Guarantee that you'll be fine? Clarify? So according to Boss Zhang's law of irony, something will definitely go wrong? Clarify = fact! My goodness, I don't dare to think about it anymore!"
"Brother Cong: Are you planning to push me into the fire pit again? The last host who protected me was already sentenced to death!"
…
Online netizens started to imagine again.
Speaking of the previous host, he has now been sentenced to death.
"In fact, I also believe that Boss Zhang is not interested, and the draw was fate. But how should I put it? This matter has caused me a lot of trouble online. In this case, I will take this stage to explain it to everyone here. After all, escaping will not solve any problems. Boss Zhang, don't you agree?"
At the same time, Yang Mi's voice sounded, and then she looked at Boss Zhang, and she seemed to be relieved a lot.
"Oh? A showdown?"
"It seems that tonight's show is getting more and more interesting."
"I want to ask if this is content that can only be heard after paying? I will feel guilty if I don't pay, so why not start a paid live broadcast?"
After Yang Mi spoke, there was a new round of excitement.
Some netizens even made trouble, saying that they felt uneasy if they didn't enable payment.
Many people at the scene picked up their mobile phones to record this moment of exploring the truth.
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I'm going on a business trip to BJ today, so I'll update at least 4,000 words. It's definitely not as good as the big chapters, but I really can't stop updating. I don't have any leave notes~o(╥﹏╥)o
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