Chapter 168: Go straight ahead? So decisive!



Chapter 168: Go straight ahead? So decisive!

"Brother! You found a blind spot!!"

"What the hell? Could it be that the street where the Ping An Funeral Shop is located has a bonus?!"

"Fuck! Is this the one? Shit! He was lining up behind me this morning! Bro, why the hell are you doing this? Why don't you just ask the King of Hell to calculate a lottery number for you? Wouldn't that be more comfortable!!"

Someone made a point.

Is there any lucky bonus on the street where Boss Zhang’s Ping An Funeral Shop is located?

Many people think that this statement seems to make sense!

When Yan Dong saw a familiar comment from the netizens, a thin figure instantly emerged in his mind. Was this the online loan shark who confronted him at the door of Hongjia Breakfast Shop when he was queuing this morning?

I guess there's no one else but the other person who's swearing like that.

"Okay, is this friend really from Chunjiang?"

Zhang Lingtian showed a puzzled look at this moment.

Because I didn’t find the IP address when I looked at the other party’s homepage before.

The videos it uploads do not have clear geographical identification.

So Zhang Lingtian thought that the other party was from outside the province.

Who would have thought that he was actually in Chunjiang, and was even drinking tea in a teahouse around the funeral shop.

"South Wind and North Wind: Yes, if Boss Zhang doesn't believe me, I can show up at the door of the funeral shop in five minutes, no, three minutes at most."

Yan Dong typed a message and sent it out immediately.

It’s about three minutes from here to the funeral shop.

Of course, if you run.

If you walk slowly, it will probably take about five minutes.

But since we are going to meet Boss Zhang, we definitely can’t walk slowly.

"They said it's in Chunjiang. So, Boss Zhang, are you going?"

"Of course we have to go. Didn't Boss Zhang say before that we would go there when we get to Chunjiang? We can't go back on our word, right?"

"Yes, yes, yes. I hope Assistant Jiang can start a live broadcast so that we can see what a villa that can scare animals looks like."

"Haha, the King of Hell exorcises ghosts. Just thinking about this scene is hilarious."

"I find it interesting too. When the King of Hell comes in, even the King of Ghosts will probably be confused!"

Netizens were very interested in Boss Zhang's haunted villa and were even looking forward to what the evil ghost would look like after seeing the King of Hell.

I guess in the eyes of the King of Hell, no matter how ferocious a ghost is, it will be just a little ghost.

"These netizens are really causing trouble."

Su Wei was naturally also watching the live broadcast, and at this moment he couldn't help but speak up.

"Ah Wei, don't you want to see the boss exorcise ghosts at the villa?"

Li Tiantian looked at Su Wei on the side.

"Of course I did. I just think these netizens are a bit of a troublemaker. Brother Tian has already started imagining all kinds of scenarios before he even goes there."

Su Wei showed a unique smile. In fact, he also really wanted to watch Brother Tian exorcise ghosts.

"I thought you didn't want to. To be honest, I was also imagining it, haha~"

Li Tiantian grinned.

I just don't know if it's a male or female ghost. If it's a female ghost, how will the boss deal with it? It's said that the King of Hell doesn't fall in love in the world of the living. Is it because his love object is a female ghost...

As she thought about it, an outrageous idea popped into her mind.

But she certainly wouldn't be stupid enough to say it out loud. After all, what happened last time was still fresh in her mind, and she didn't want to really reveal it.

"It seems that Sister Xiaohan is also looking forward to the boss going to the haunted house."

Su Wei and Li Tiantian were chatting in the back, and only Su Wei spoke.

"Although Sister Xiaohan may seem a little cold, she is full of curiosity and it is normal for her to have expectations."

Li Tiantian added.

She even felt that Sister Xiaohan was interested in the boss, but she gave up because of Jian Sisi's matter.

Ping An Funeral Home Live Room.

"I see. If that's the case, then I agree to go with you. Let's talk in detail after our live broadcast is over."

Since I have already said that I would go over to take a look if he was in Chunjiang, and now that the other party is really in Chunjiang, I definitely cannot refuse, so I will go over to take a look.

Anyway, he firmly believed that there were no ghosts in this world. Of course, if there were, he would also like to see what a ghost looked like with his own eyes.

See if the system can suppress it.

After all, the system is here.

What if strange resurrection also exists?

Although it's a bit outrageous.

"South Wind and North Wind: Thank you for your help, Boss Zhang. I will come here right after your live broadcast."

After hearing Zhang Lingtian say this, Yan Dong looked very excited. He didn't expect that the King of Hell would actually agree.

Before, he thought that although the King of Hell had the ability, he might not agree.

Even going to the other party in person to ask for help may not work.

I never expected it to be so easy.

"Okay, it's a little after two o'clock now. We'll be live for about two and a half hours and then end at around four-thirty. You can arrange your time accordingly."

Zhang Lingtian said to Yan Dong, after all, the funeral shop members had to go off work and they couldn’t waste everyone’s time.

"South Wind and North Wind: Sure, sure. I'll be here at 4:30."

Hearing this, Yan Dong immediately smiled back.

"Uh-huh."

Zhang Lingtian nodded and looked at Jiang Xiaohan.

"The deal is done, so our first phase of drawing lucky viewers is over. I thought it would be a question-answering session, but I didn't expect it to be a ghost-exorcism session in a villa. Not to mention, this is not only of interest to the friends in front of the live broadcast room, but I'm also quite interested."

Jiang Xiaohan had exchanged secret codes with her boss before.

Knowing that this means the end of the first stage.

As a person who plays a supporting role, of course she also summarized it.

At the same time, he handed the lottery machine to Su Wei who was standing beside him.

Because after this part is over, the lottery machine will basically no longer be used.

“Can the haunted house be live streamed?”

"I hope Assistant Jiang will broadcast live!!"

"That's right, we must broadcast it live! We want to watch the King of Hell exorcise ghosts online!!"

When it comes to haunted houses, everyone wants to watch live broadcasts of ghost exorcism.

Everyone typed the word "live broadcast" on the public screen.

"Everyone is very enthusiastic about the haunted house live broadcast, but whether it will be broadcast live depends on our boss. If he agrees, our colleagues will definitely do a good job of the live broadcast."

Jiang Xiaohan smiled.

To be honest, it was the first time she saw her boss being cheated by her.

However, she really has no say in whether the show will be broadcast or not.

It depends on whether the boss is willing or not.

"That's nothing. If everyone wants to watch the live broadcast, we can just broadcast it live at the villa."

Zhang Lingtian spread his hands.

I'm not playing tricks, so I can definitely do a live broadcast.

"Boss Zhang is awesome! That's how it should be!"

"I'm more curious now. If the ghost really comes out, how will Boss Zhang explain it?"

"Actually, I'm more curious, if a ghost really appears at that time, will the live broadcast room of Ping An Funeral Shop be blocked?"

"Your question is quite advanced..."

"Douyin: On one side is the King of Hell and on the other side are the rules. You tell me what I should do! What should I do!! (Hysterical)"

A new topic was born.

That is, if there is a ghost, will it be blocked? "It seems that our colleagues have something to do again, so everyone can look forward to entering the second live broadcast room to sell funeral products. However, before the sale, I would like to ask you some questions that netizens are currently concerned about."

After Jiang Xiaohan brought up this topic, she looked at Zhang Lingtian.

"Oh? What's the problem?"

Zhang Lingtian showed a puzzled look.

"Is it about the signature?"

"It should be about the signature!"

"I hope the King of Hell will sign the funeral supplies and randomly distribute them to netizens."

"That's right, I hope that the King of Hell will randomly give out autographs to everyone! But I also suggest not giving out too many, otherwise if everyone wins, the currency will depreciate!!"

Basically nine out of ten messages in the live broadcast room are about signing.

A survey was also conducted before the Baishipu was launched.

Lucky funeral objects and the King of Hell’s autograph are the hottest topics.

"It's the lucky funeral item that was reported before. Everyone is very interested in it."

Jiang Xiaohan looked at Zhang Lingtian with her beautiful eyes.

"Lucky funeral supplies? There's no such thing! They're just some accidental things."

Zhang Lingtian spread his hands. There was no such thing as lucky funeral supplies.

"Pooh--"

"It's still hidden! If it was really a coincidence, what if a kid asked for your autograph and won the lottery?"

"Maybe Boss Zhang is just being stubborn. Maybe the other party has set it up this way. It's just like the confidentiality agreement we usually sign. Even if you give the right answer, you can't nod your head. Otherwise, it would be like you admitting that you have violated the agreement."

Seeing that Zhang Lingtian was still denying it, some netizens found out the same old excuses.

That is, the King of Hell cannot acknowledge himself, otherwise it would be like he himself revealed the secret.

"That's right. We don't believe there are lucky funeral supplies in this world either."

Jiang Xiaohan first affirmed her boss.

"But the existence of this rumor has made netizens feel itchy, so many netizens suggested that you sign the funeral items you mail out or directly put a signed note inside."

This is the most popular information Jiang Xiaohan has collected before.

At the same time, Douyin also received many private messages, and everyone hoped that Boss Zhang would do the same.

It was also suggested that she should talk to her boss during the live broadcast, so she said it at this moment.

"Write your name on the funeral items or put a note inside?"

Zhang Lingtian frowned. Isn't this a bit too much work? My hands will break!

"Of course, boss, you can't write every signature. So, we'll calculate it based on the number of people online in the live broadcast room, one million per signature. Now there are two million people online, so you can write two signatures. This won't be too much trouble. Then we'll randomly mix them in with the buyer's goods and send them out."

Jiang Xiaohan said.

Ever since she received suggestions from netizens, she began to think about how to plan better, and finally she came up with the current plan.

It can not only increase sales but also increase the number of fans and viewers in the live broadcast room.

"One million people sign one name...Okay, then sign two first."

Zhang Lingtian glanced at the number of people online and nodded slightly.

This is not a big deal. He thought he would have to sign autographs for a large number of fans. If that were the case, this would be impossible to do.

"No!"

"etc!!"

"I suggest you calculate it based on the number of people online after the broadcast!!"

"That's right! I suggest you count the number of people after the broadcast. It's too early to count now!"

"Everyone, hurry up and bring some people in! If there are one million more people, there will be one more signature! This has a tenfold higher probability than this morning!"

Urgent!

So excited!

Netizens are calling for foreign aid!

"this……"

Li Tiantian looked at the data with a stiff mouth.

“This is outrageous!!”

Su Wei felt that it was unprecedentedly outrageous.

“I’ve never seen such appeal.”

In a hotel, Reba screamed.

2.01 million, 2.1 million, 2.2 million, 2.3 million…2.8 million.

The number increases by tens of thousands almost every second.

In less than a minute, the price increased by 600,000 or 700,000.

"Everyone, please pay close attention to the Baishipu account. There must not be any signs of freezing or crashing during page loading."

The headquarters of a live streaming software.

The programmer boss naturally had never seen such a crazy scene.

Can you believe that one million people joined the live broadcast room of one account in just over a minute?

"good!!"

The programmers in uniform plaid shirts touched the few hairs on their heads.

Programmers working the night shift were also called upon to work remotely.

Let’s protect the Douyin server from failures!

After all, this thing called Ping An Funeral Shop is really weird. If there is a malfunction that affects the other party's experience, then the occasional sudden death would be unbearable.

There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!

that's all.

Under the protection of the bald programmer, Douyin's server withstood the sudden influx of millions of viewers.

Until 4:25 in the afternoon.

[1. Young people should learn to endure hardships and work hard in places where the motherland needs them]

[2. Ping An Funeral Shop live broadcast room selects lucky viewers by lottery]

[3. The villa is haunted, Boss Zhang requests to fight]

【4. Zhang Lingtian’s signature】

[5. New record, the number of online viewers of Baishipu reached 6 million]

[6. The suspect in the dismemberment case suffered a mental breakdown]

[7. Chi Mengzhen's grandmother still doesn't know her granddaughter has been killed]

[8. Ping An Funeral Shop live broadcast room sales reached 6 million]

At this moment on Weibo's hot search list, Boss Zhang's live broadcast once again dominated nearly half of the spots.

The first one is clearly a positive hot search.

But when I opened it now, I found that they were all complaints.

Apart from this one, the rest are basically all about Boss Zhang.

The revenue they earned from this live broadcast was also unprecedentedly high.

The sales volume actually reached six million.

There were also six million people watching online.

It can be said that it is very powerful and has already entered the top ten of the Douyin online viewing list.

"I didn't expect everyone to be so enthusiastic today. Of course, I also know that many people placed orders for Lucky Funeral Products, so I think I should donate some of the money. I also said during the live broadcast that if the sales volume reaches 5 million, I will donate 1 million. But now it is 6 million, so I will calculate it based on 1 million and 20 points. This time I will donate 1.2 million to charity organizations. Thank you very much for your support!"

The live broadcast room of Ping An Funeral Home.

Zhang Lingtian thanked everyone.

His factory is busy again.

After all, a large part of this time is pre-sale.

Because they only have spot goods worth two or three million.

"After this amount of money is paid, I will contact Chunjiang Charity and then publish the donation certificate."

Jiang Xiaohan also spoke at this time.

"Boss Zhang, are you really donating money?!"

"You guys are too arrogant. Donating 20% ​​won't bring you much benefit."

"The person above should be a colleague. In fact, after deducting various costs, the profit of such things is not very high. At first, I thought that Boss Zhang and his team said it for the effect of the live broadcast. Who would have thought that they actually planned to donate it."

"Thumbs up for Boss Zhang!!"

"Boss Zhang, I want to ask you if you will randomly select a lucky viewer for each live broadcast? Can you still do live broadcasts if you don't sell goods? Everyone really wants to hear your advice."

Many netizens were shocked to see that Zhang Lingtian was really planning to donate.

After all, the profit of funeral products is not very high. Such donations are equivalent to a loss of 1.2 million in profits, which is really generous.

Of course, some people also hope that Boss Zhang will do more live broadcasts in the future.

“Hahaha, actually, since we have our own factory, the profit will be slightly higher and it’s not as bad as everyone thinks. As for the live broadcast, we will definitely draw one, after all, the lottery machine is ready.”

Zhang Lingtian explained.

"Then boss, do you usually do live streaming? Even when you're not selling goods."

Jiang Xiaohan also cooperated and copied the words mentioned by the netizen.

After all, the worst thing to do during a live broadcast is a dull silence.

Jiang Xiaohan sometimes prepares some questions from netizens for Zhang Lingtian, so as to keep the live broadcast room as active as possible.

"If you don't sell the goods, it depends on the situation. Of course, I can chat with you all when I have time."

Zhang Lingtian smiled.

"This is good!"

"By the way, Boss Zhang, have you forgotten something?"

"Yes, I'm destined to be with you!!"

"Yeah, I haven't seen my destined person for a long time. The last destined person that Boss Zhang picked, Ding Rang, didn't respond, and I don't know if he's alive or dead now."

Suddenly everyone remembered that there were still destined people who had not been selected.

"Boss, how about we pick a few lucky ones in the few minutes we have left? How about using a lottery machine?"

Jiang Xiaohan said this and was about to bring the lottery machine over.

"No, no, I'll leave this destined person for next time. After all, I still have to meet that painter friend. Thank you everyone!"

Zhang Lingtian waved his hand.

Use a lottery machine?

Then the one who is drawn out will no longer be called the Chosen One.

It's no different from choosing a lucky audience.

"Okay, see you next time."

Jiang Xiaohan also smiled and waved goodbye to everyone.

Of course, a question mark also popped up in her mind.

Why does it feel like the boss seems to be excluding the lucky draw to choose the destined person?

Could it be that this destined person is fixed, while the lucky audience can be random?

"Okay, goodbye, Boss Zhang!"

"Looking forward to tomorrow's live broadcast, the lucky draw session is really great!"

"Remember to start the live broadcast when you go to the haunted villa, little Mengpo!!"

"Yes, yes, let's start the live broadcast. Of course, I also hope that I will be the winner of the lucky funeral gift!!"

“Wow, I don’t have any money so I just bid on the yellow paper, hoping to win! But the probability is really too low!”

"Indeed, I, as a student, also bought the yellow paper. The urn is too high-end. The lowest one costs 5,000 yuan, and the highest one costs more than 100,000 yuan. The probability of 1 in 400 is really high. Although the King of Hell said that his signature has no special effect, who would believe it!"

It turned out that the main items being sold during the live broadcast were yellow paper, funeral clothes, and urns.

Boss Zhang signed three signatures on the yellow paper and wrote the numbers ①, ②, and ③ respectively.

For funeral clothes, sign directly on the clothes, and the numbers are ④ and ⑤.

There is a note inside the urn. It is sealed when shipped and is not allowed to be opened. The number is ⑥.

Among them, the number of urns is the least, only four hundred.

So the probability of winning is one in four hundred.

The most common one is yellow paper.

It is estimated that there are nearly one million orders.

After all, there are orders of two or three yuan each.

They were put in randomly.

So now it all depends on whether your luck is good enough.

The live broadcast room screen is turned off.

"Is Boss Zhang here?"

As soon as Zhang Lingtian and the others finished the live broadcast, a person stood at the door.

The other person was wearing a blue shirt and had a moustache, and he did look a bit like a painter.

"Mr. Painter, huh? You're here pretty fast."

Zhang Lingtian said with a smile.

I didn't expect that the other party would show up at the door of the funeral shop on time at 4:30.

"Mr. Zhang, you can call me Yan Dong or A Dong. This painter is always a little uncomfortable. And it is also right to be punctual. After all, I dare not delay Mr. Zhang's time."

Yan Dong looked relaxed at the moment.

But I felt inexplicably nervous inside.

Because Zhang Lingtian gave him a very strange psychological pressure.

It's more stressful than meeting those big leaders.

"Come in and sit down. Xiaohan, go get a cup of tea. The data and other things can be slowed down for a while."

Normally they would hold a meeting to summarize the data.

But now we can slow down a little.

"Um."

Jiang Xiaohan nodded.

"Boss Zhang, our villa is really weird. We invited a Taoist priest to come in before, but as soon as he entered, he said that there was a lot of yin energy and ghosts hidden inside..."

Yan Dong talked about his own strange villa.

"That place is not far from here, only half an hour away."

Zhang Lingtian spoke after listening.

"Yeah, it's not too far. It'll take about half an hour from here."

Yan Dong nodded.

"Then go over and take a look."

Zhang Lingtian stood up.

"Ah? Go straight over there?"

Yan Dong was stunned.

So decisive? ? "What else? It's 4:40 now. If it's any later, there will be traffic jams."

Although Chunjiang is a second-tier city, the traffic jams are so severe that you will question your life.

"Okay, okay! Then let's go there now!!"

Yan Dong was overjoyed!

In this way, Yan Dong drove in front to lead the way. After Jiang A04048 started, it drove the funeral shop members towards the haunted villa.

Everyone in the car was a little nervous.

It was a dark castle.

The sun sets.

A dark shadow passed by.

A sad voice lingers in my ears!

moment!

Chant——

The shrill sound of suona rang out!

Red wedding sedan.

Dancing ghosts.

Pale face.

Li Tiantian's mind suddenly emerged with scenes from watching horror movies when she was a child.

"Brothers! The King of Hell has set off for the haunted villa!!"

Some group chats in Chunjiang were the first to receive the news.

Ignite instantly.

6400 words, today is a little more than yesterday, I am trying to adjust my state o(╥﹏╥)o

(End of this chapter)


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