Chapter 17 His name is Zhang Lingtian. After being noticed, your life span will only be zero days!
"hiss--"
Jiang Xiaohan, Li Tiantian and Su Wei took a deep breath.
This is the evil door opening the door to the evil door, the evil door has reached its limit? !
At this moment, the entire live broadcast room was unusually silent and quiet, and everyone was at a loss.
This shouldn't happen!! Zhang Lingtian was extremely confused.
Didn’t the system say that the probability of death the next time a dangerous live broadcast is conducted is 20%, while the long-term mortality rate is only 90%.
How come the other person fell down right after he finished speaking? Was the system playing a trick on him?
"How terrifying!"
“It’s really cold!!”
"Look, the person just disappeared, and you still say this isn't a curse?"
"How dare you say you don't know martial arts? How do you explain this to me?"
"Just a quick reminder, have you forgotten the host's name?"
The netizens came back to their senses.
At this moment, it seemed as if all the cool air in the world was being sucked away.
Everyone just felt a chill on the top of their head.
Because they found out that the advertisement was a curse! They almost let the other party get away with it! At the same time, a netizen mentioned the host's name.
"What's the host's name? Oh, I don't even know what the host's name is!"
After all, many of them are newcomers.
No one knows the host’s name.
"The locals of Chunjiang will tell you that his name is Zhang Lingtian!"
"Zhang Lingtian?!"
"Lingtian?"
"Zero Day!!!"
Many netizens shuddered inexplicably when they heard this name.
It turns out the name already gave a hint!
Zhang Lingtian! Anyone who has been noticed by him will not live to see tomorrow!
Because your life span is only zero days!
"With this name, you still dare to say that you are not the messenger of the underworld? Just admit it honestly, host!"
Fans solved the case!
Just the name alone tells you it's not simple! "Why do anchors have to hide their identities all the time? Wouldn't it be better to just admit it openly? That way you can be admired by others and gain all kinds of fame and fortune."
Some people also wonder why Zhang Lingtian does not reveal his identity!
Wouldn't that mean you can get fame, fortune and status! "Brother, you don't have a childhood? Does Ultraman know that? Guess why they have to hide their identities when they come to the human world?"
"Hiding your identity has its advantages. First of all, it makes things easier. In fact, he is the living king of hell with all kinds of treasures and spells. What if evil humans want to obtain these powers and bring disaster to the world? Also, living king of hell, you are a scientist, don't you want to imprison him and study him carefully? And gain all kinds of fame and fortune!"
"That's true. When Seven's identity was exposed, his human form was locked up directly. And Dyna Ultraman's human form Asuka was also imprisoned after being exposed. Those lunatics even created an artificial Ultraman! If you were the anchor, would you be willing to become a guinea pig for humans?"
Fat Brother has two live broadcast rooms.
After Feilong fell down.
The comments from netizens were overwhelming.
First I thought his name was very suggestive and no normal person would come up with such a name!
Combined with the Pentakill, it was confirmed that Zhang Lingtian was the living devil, and at the same time, he was given an Ultraman behavior that he had never thought of.
In short, the style of this comment section is becoming more and more outrageous.
And at this moment.
Accompanied by the appearance of the living King of Hell.
A large number of people also flocked into the live broadcast room.
All of a sudden, the popularity reached an unprecedented 1.3 million.
That means the number of people online at the same time reached 130,000.
The number of followers of Fat Brother Youliang has also increased significantly.
Came to more than 600,000 fans.
The ranking even reached the TOP3 in the food broadcasting area that they had always dreamed of.
The two data inspectors of ID Fat Brother are staring at this moment!
At this time, in Zhang Lingtian’s live broadcast room.
Jiang Xiaohan's posture was straighter than ever before.
An invisible pressure enveloped my whole body.
It turns out that the boss is really a living devil! ! That slogan is a curse!
Oh my god!
I was really almost fooled.
“…”
Looking at the little assistant next to her, her eyes looked like she was deceived by a scumbag.
Zhang Lingtian didn't know what to say.
Because at this moment his heart was also shocked!
I am stunned! This is unbelievable! How could this person die? This shouldn't happen at all!
Also, why didn't the system give any prompts? Normally, the system would give a prompt after it cools down.
But at this time the system seemed to be dead.
There was absolutely no sound.
"Hahaha!!!"
Suddenly, a deep laugh rang out.
The unprepared headphone user almost died on the spot.
"Feilong, look at how much you've amused everyone. This little brother named Ping An Funeral Shop has become the human form of Ultraman!"
Fei En said with a smile.
Clearly pleased with their prank.
It turned out that Fei Long and Fei En had an eye contact and decided to take advantage of the opportunity to reap a wave of traffic.
So he played a prank by pretending to be dead.
Let the funeral shop across the street brag about it, and then they will take the opportunity to refute the other party and make this liar lose face.
That way they can stand on the moral high ground and gain traffic at the same time, which is the best of both worlds.
Unfortunately, the big fish probably got really confused or something and didn’t take the bait.
However, although this matter deviated from their previous direction, the result was unexpected.
They actually made it to third place in the food broadcast area.
The popularity has reached more than 1.3 million.
The number of fans increased by nearly 100,000 today!
I have to say that the opportunities of the Internet are as fast as lightning, and if you seize the moment, you will take off.
If you hesitate for a moment, it will be gone in a flash.
“???”
"What the hell?"
"How did you suddenly come alive?"
"Can anyone tell me what happened??"
"Pretending??"
Live broadcast room.
I saw Feilong suddenly come alive.
Netizens were collectively stunned.
What's going on?!
"this??"
Jiang Xiaohan's beautiful eyes narrowed, full of surprise.
"Isn't he dead?"
Li Tiantian stared at the screen.
Confused +1.
"Playing dead?"
Su Wei seemed to understand.
The other party was pretending! "I'm sorry to disappoint you all. I'm Feilong and I'm fine! I just took a nap. This brother from Ping An Funeral Shop is not good enough, hahaha~"
Feilong was laughing with a playful look on his face.
It has gained so much attention.
Today's unexpected move was a good one! "Are you kidding me?"
"Making fun of all of us? F*ck!"
"This method of getting traffic is really high!"
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
"Don't get too excited, brothers. Feilong and I mainly want to tell you a truth. In the 21st century, we must believe in science. There is no living King of Hell or messenger from the underworld in this world."
Fei En said to the camera at this time.
The number of followers is increasing really fast.
How about we team up with this big brother to do a double act next time?
"Pfft, Lao En, these young guys said that my name is Zhang Lingtian, and that my life span will count down to zero days after I get noticed. Do you think that's funny?"
When Feilong saw the comments, he couldn't hold back and burst into laughter.
If that's the case, he must die today.
Too bad he's alive and well.
"Don't blame these young brothers. After all, everyone has been young once."
Fei En answered while eating skewers.
"That's right, then shall we give the boss some more lessons?"
Feilong asked.
Strike while the iron is hot.
At this moment, they have to rely on eating broadcasts to attract people who follow them.
“You must go to class!!”
Fat En got up to get the meat.
"If you eat like this, something bad will happen sooner or later!"
"Hypertension: There are a few fat people who are not afraid of death!"
"Diabetes: Go teach them a lesson?"
"High blood lipids: elbow?"
"Coronary heart disease: Pan him!"
"ICU: Here I come, bro!"
"Black and White Impermanence: There is a young man who is not afraid of death in this place. This little fat guy is really too young. Let's go and teach him a lesson."
"It's ok as long as it's not wasted. Your body is yours and no one else can control it. But I saw a live broadcast of someone who died suddenly from drinking next door. Take care of yourselves. I'm leaving now!"
"Although the attention of the funeral shop is useless to you and you are lucky to be alive, I still suggest that you listen to what the other party says and don't overeat. It's not good for your health. If you continue like this, you will really be close to death!"
"Brother, lose weight. Eating like this will affect your lifespan!"
"Some people just don't listen, and even use other people's kindness as a gimmick. It's disgusting!"
I found out I was fooled.
Many accounts quit cursing.
On the other side, Zhang Lingtian also breathed a sigh of relief.
"Everyone must believe in science. There are no ghosts, monsters, gods, or living devils in this world. Look, you have been fooled, right?"
Exit Fat Brother has two live broadcast rooms, Zhang Lingtian took advantage of the situation and said.
It's really cold.
He was so scared that his hat would be welded to his head.
"Brother Tian, we have wronged you."
"So the most dangerous people in this world are still humans!"
"Anchor, next time our dog dies, I will help you with the funeral!"
"Should I reserve a place for our Husky in advance?"
Netizens sighed with emotion! The most dangerous thing is still people.
At the end of the conversation, some even said they wanted to send their pets over for the funeral.
Of course Zhang Lingtian agreed to this.
After all, a funeral is something that only requires enough money.
Pets are also welcome.
It's not that particular.
"It's getting late, let's go back first."
Zhang Lingtian finally ended the live broadcast.
A day of ups and downs.
Finally passed.
He almost thought the system was cheating him.
It turned out that the guy was pretending to be dead.
It was a really good operation.
It gave him a fright.
"Boss, let me treat you to dinner tonight. I'm really sorry."
Jiang Xiaohan looked at Zhang Lingtian.
It’s fake, it’s all fake! I misunderstood my boss! “No, it’s no big deal.”
Zhang Lingtian waved his hand.
However, he was eventually dragged out to dinner by Jiang Xiaohan, Li Tiantian, and Su Wei.
Because these three people want to express their apologies.
The other side.
"Bah! Those things just now were so damn disgusting!"
night.
Walking on the street.
Feilong spat.
"It's not like a buffet can be that delicious, but this business is pretty generous!"
Fei En spread his hands.
Money is the most fragrant.
"Oh, eating this crap all day long."
Feilong touched his belly.
"Why, you still want to do something pure?"
Fei En saw what his partner was thinking.
“Fuck!!”
Feilong waved his hand.
Then he went straight into the supermarket.
Half an hour later, inside a house.
The whole table is filled with dishes.
The two started to fuck hard again.
While eating, Feilong slowly lay down on the table.
"That's all nonsense! What's the point of saying that if you are noticed by Zhang Lingtian, you will live for zero days! This is simply slandering our boss!"
The other side is eating too.
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Today is the only update, but it is not finished yet, because it has not been refined, and the imagined plot has not been written yet, so I will continue to add words, and stop at about 1 a.m. ~, and then ask for votes, and try to update more tomorrow! !
(End of this chapter)