Chapter 172: Lucky funeral goods are in full bloom, please stop pretending!

This thing is like being protected, with a full luck bonus, and you don’t even have to worry about being discovered when you’re carrying goods.

At the same time, this matter even spread to Jiangjiang Country. After all, it happened in Rabbit Country in the morning, and now ten hours have passed and it is seven o'clock in the evening.

In Jiangjiang Country, it was time for breakfast at dawn, and Nathan ran over early to report the situation to his boss.

We had agreed before that we would go to Tuzi to ask Boss Zhang to tell their fortune and give their boss some advice.

However, due to some special reasons, he has not been there yet, and is still waiting and watching in Jiangjiang Country. After all, there is only one case and it is not very safe.

Now that the lucky funeral product has come out, he finds that this wait-and-see approach is incomparably correct. Next time, just ask for an autograph directly, which would be a double guarantee.

"It seems that the rabbit has been hiding. Now I finally understand. But this is more in line with their style."

After listening to what his assistant Nathan said, the boss was thinking deeply.

Then the dim old eyes lit up.

"Understand? Boss, what do you understand?"

Nathan showed a puzzled look after hearing his boss's words.

"Maybe this rabbit really intends to support Zhang Lingtian to become the village chief of the World Village."

The boss understood and said slowly.

"oh?"

Nathan frowned.

"Don't the rabbits always have some old sayings? You don't have to worry about things that have nothing to do with you. Time will tell everything about slander. Think about why they were so excited when we made Zhang Lingtian a hot search? I almost lost my life! Isn't it obvious that they wanted to do this! And I was exposed in advance! So they targeted me?!"

The understanding boss looked at his assistant and analyzed the situation! "Boss!!!"

Nathan let out three exclamation marks, and then his wise little eyes looked as if he had suddenly realized something!

"Don't praise me. After all, I'm not like some of those idiots who are completely someone else's puppet. If everything I've been through were to happen to that guy, he would probably have been buried alive! So, find a way to get a lucky funeral item before others do, while some people are still skeptical. I believe that with this lucky funeral item, the old man will definitely not be able to defeat us!!"

The boss gave his assistant Nathan a difficult task! "Okay!!!"

Nathan tensed up and accepted the task! "Go! The time is right."

The understanding boss looked at the figure of his assistant.

On the other side, the chicken in the basin, the homebody who is preparing to run for election after the Chinese New Year is also paying attention to this lucky funeral item.

"Mr. Zhaisheng, why don't we ask Mr. Zhang for some lucky funeral items? I guess if we get them, it should increase the success rate a lot. I just don't know what the other party likes."

Zhaisheng already has his own team at this moment.

One of the team members made a suggestion.

But he was a little worried about this suggestion.

After all, if you want a lucky funeral object, you must pay the corresponding price.

What is the specific price to pay? The key is what the other party likes! "I don't know what Boss Zhang likes now. It's impossible to send him 100T of resources? It seems that the other party is a bit tired of this! But the power of the current boss should not be underestimated."

The home god looked a little sad, although he could still do it with 100T.

But he felt that after owning 50T, Boss Zhang would not be very interested in 100T. After all, it would be boring to see too many beautiful human bodies.

Although he is currently participating in the election.

Many people also support him.

But compared with traditional forces like Boss Tian, ​​I am still far behind, and I feel I need some auxiliary bonus.

"Boss Zhaisheng, it is said that Boss Zhang is still single, and there is news that Boss Zhang himself seems to want to have a girlfriend. If the other party's girlfriend is with us, then you will get the other party's support, right? So my idea is, why can't we find a girlfriend for Boss Zhang?"

Another member of the Zhaisheng campaign team asked Zhaisheng.

“Huh!”

When the Home Saint heard this, his slightly frowned brows immediately relaxed.

"This is feasible! And by then, even if Rabbit really wants to make trouble for us, he will think twice. After all, Boss Zhang is our Foot Basin Chicken's son-in-law!"

Another team member spoke up and said that these were friends in the Otaku circle.

The images of the two are probably like those of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chu in the Richest Tomato.

"Say dad is dead!"

The home saint's eyes lit up!

Of course , Zhang Lingtian, who was scratching the lottery ticket in the lottery shop at this time , didn't know that Jiangjiang Country, Jiaobenji and other seemingly neutral countries had already begun to target his so-called lucky funeral object, and even wanted to find a girlfriend for him.

If he knew, he would definitely say something angrily.

Can't you guys get around this?!

Lottery shop.

"Young man, I've already told you that it's useless to just follow the crowd. This yellow paper must be signed."

Zhang Lingtian bought a lottery ticket worth one hundred yuan.

One lottery ticket with a face value of 50 yuan, one lottery ticket with a face value of 20 yuan, two lottery tickets with a face value of 10 yuan, and two lottery tickets with a face value of 5 yuan.

As a result, I scratched five lottery tickets and none of them won a prize.

Whoever said that a funeral item signed by him could bring good luck, he really wanted to slap him! "Actually, I have a signature on it."

Zhang Lingtian didn't care and spread out the yellow paper he was holding tightly in his hand.

"Oh, it really says Zhang Lingtian!"

The boss took the yellow paper and looked a little surprised.

"Yes."

Zhang Lingtian continued to scrape.

The last one is fifty, and there are fifty-five chances to win in total. It’s impossible that nothing will come out!

After all, if I don’t have this thing, I can win 5 yuan for every 20 yuan I invest.

"Alas, what a pity. Normally, the chances of winning the Xi Xiang Feng lottery are very high. At worst, you can get 10 or 20 yuan. Young man, you must be sincere to the King of Hell. Your signature is very different from those of the real chosen people on the Internet. Be careful. You can't get any luck by pretending to be someone you are not. You may even lose everything."

The boss pointed at the yellow paper with signature that was full of holes.

And tell Zhang Lingtian to be sincere! "..."

Zhang Lingtian stood up without answering.

How to answer this? Say "I am Zhang Lingtian"? Who knows what will happen if I say this, so I'd better keep a low profile and test it.

Now that the test is over, we should withdraw as soon as possible.

"Don't be discouraged, young man. If you run into the King of Hell one day, you can ask him to give you a real autograph. Then I can hang a banner in my shop!"

The boss said to Zhang Lingtian, who contributed 100 yuan to the welfare lottery business today and lost all his money.

After all, he can also get a commission if others win the prize.

"Ha, then I look forward to that day."

Zhang Lingtian left after saying a few words.

The lottery shop owner didn't say anything, just smiled.

Although I didn't win the prize, fortunately, the King of Hell blessed me and all the recent lottery sales met the target.

Home.

Zhang Lingtian sat on the sofa.

Crumpled up the yellow paper and threw it directly into the trash can.

He thought the system was playing two-faced, appearing harmless on the surface but actually secretly giving him magic attribute points to make his signature really powerful, but it turned out to be a waste of emotion! "Beep beep beep——"

At this moment, Zhang Lingtian's phone rang.

"What happened to Xiaohan?"

The person who called was Jiang Xiaohan.

"Boss, have you decided on the time for our next live show?"

The other party asked about the live broadcast time.

"Didn't I tell you today that the live broadcast time will be tomorrow afternoon?"

When Zhang Lingtian heard this, a look of doubt appeared in his eyes.

He also talked about the funeral shop's plans at the meeting this evening.

If there is enough time, I will start the live broadcast tomorrow afternoon.

"It's like this, boss. Douyin has arranged a live broadcast event for us, and we need a specific time to start the live broadcast."

It turned out that Douyin contacted Jiang Xiaohan to arrange a live broadcast event for them.

"It's hard for me to say the exact time. After all, I don't know if anything will happen."

If you ask him for the exact time, he really can't tell you.

"The Douyin activity..."

Based on the information she has received so far, Douyin is still very sincere.

"I can only confirm it two or three hours before the live broadcast. If they are willing to give us the event, then we will arrange it. If not, then there is nothing we can do."

Although Zhang Lingtian also wanted to get the platform's resources, if he agreed to live broadcast tomorrow afternoon, but someone came into the funeral shop in the morning and asked them to hold a funeral, it would be difficult for him to handle it.

As a funeral shop, it is definitely impossible to refuse.

So at most we can arrive two or three hours in advance.

If the other party is willing to give the activity, then give it. If not, forget it.

"Yeah, I understand, boss..."

Jiang Xiaohan nodded.

"Anything else you want to say?"

Zhang Lingtian asked with some confusion, because he always felt that Jiang Xiaohan on the other end of the phone seemed to be hesitant to talk.

"Boss, can you give this lucky funeral item to our employees as a year-end reward? In fact, not only me, Tiantian, and Su Wei are all interested, but also my colleagues in the branch are full of enthusiasm."

Jiang Xiaohan asked her boss in a weak manner.

The most talked about topic today is this lucky funeral item.

And everyone also hopes to give feedback to their bosses, that is, whether they can get the lucky funeral item as the year-end bonus.

After all, there is a year-end meeting at the end of the year.

"Xiao Han, do you believe me?"

Zhang Lingtian took a deep breath and asked.

"Ah? I, I believe in you, boss."

Jiang Xiaohan was a little confused when suddenly asked by the boss in such a meaningful tone.

"That's good. Actually, there are no such things as lucky funeral objects in this world. Really, those things are completely useless!!"

Zhang Lingtian spoke to Jiang Xiaohan with a very serious look at this moment.

You ask why he is so sure? He himself tested it and it didn't work, and it's still not sure enough!

“…”

When Jiang Xiaohan heard this, she didn't know how to respond. She only felt countless ellipsis passing by in front of her.

"You don't believe it?"

Zhang Lingtian didn't hear the sound, and suddenly there was a look of doubt in his eyes.

"letter."

Jiang Xiaohan said firmly.

We chatted for a few words and then hung up the phone quickly.

"What's going on, Sister Xiaohan?"

Li Tiantian asked curiously, they were having dinner together tonight.

"The boss said there are no lucky funeral items. This was an accident."

Jiang Xiaohan spread his hands.

"Twenty-one of these 22 lottery tickets won prizes. Does the boss call this an accident?"

Li Tiantian was shocked.

“Although it’s outrageous, the boss’s tone is as if it’s really like this.”

Although I couldn't see my boss's expression through the phone, I could basically feel his general tone of voice. In short, it was almost the same as the real thing.

"I can only say that the boss's acting skills are improving day by day."

Li Tiantian is very confident about her boss's acting skills.

"In fact, Brother Tian also has his own difficulties. After all, there are some things that really cannot be said."

Su Wei was somewhat considerate of his boss.

"Sister Xiaohan, I think your phone is about to explode."

Li Tiantian asked curiously.

After all, everyone knows that Sister Xiaohan is the person closest to the boss.

If you want to get lucky funeral items, you must find Sister Xiaohan.

"My work phone number is turned off as soon as I get off work. As for WeChat, I regret not opening a work WeChat account."

Jiang Xiaohan sighed, it was really one crisis after another.

First, I was given guidance, and now I'm given a lucky funeral item . What else will happen in the future? Come on! ! "Sister Xiaohan, I feel that the boss will definitely appreciate you at the end of the year, and maybe even give you a lucky funeral item as a reward."

Li Tiantian's eyes were full of envy.

Why didn’t I know to go to the funeral shop earlier?

"Come on."

Jiang Xiaohan glanced at Li Tiantian. She didn't dare to think about this lucky funeral object at all.

But I feel that if the boss really rewards lucky funeral items, the atmosphere in the company will definitely be unprecedentedly high.

"Sister Xiaohan, I heard that the boss wants to have a girlfriend, why don't you try harder?"

Li Tiantian moved closer to Jiang Xiaohan and asked with a different attitude.

This was the news she got from her heart, absolutely true! "Actually, Sister Xiaohan, I think the boss is really good. In terms of appearance, Ji Kunwumian and the like are not even worthy of carrying shoes under the current distorted aesthetic standards. In terms of money, it is completely enough. As for character, I think Sister Xiaohan, I don't need to say anything about it."

Su Wei also looked at Jiang Xiaohan.

"No, are you two setting up a Hongmen Banquet to persuade someone to marry you? Su Wei, you weren't like this before!"

Jiang Xiaohan looked at Su Wei. It seemed that the other party had been led astray.

"No, no, Sister Xiaohan, you know I'm not the kind of person who plays nonsense like Li Tiantian. Putting aside the so-called Hades attributes, I really think that the boss is indeed a diamond bachelor. In fact, his character is quite good and there is room for appreciation in the future. Maybe he can really make the funeral shop the number one stock in the funeral industry."

Su Wei was analyzing seriously.

"But do you think you can put aside the attributes of the King of Hell? Forget the old-fashioned Jane Sisi?"

Jiang Xiaohan asked back.

There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!

The boss is the king of hell.

Although it may be a bit limiting.

But this restriction does not change the fact that he is the King of Hell.

"Forehead……"

Su Wei couldn't respond.

Indeed, from a rational point of view, the last person who announced his or her love affair with his or her boss has already had two meters of grass on his or her grave. In order to avoid risks, there is really no need to have a relationship with your boss.

After all, opportunities and dangers go hand in hand.

"Sister Xiaohan, your boss has done so many positive things recently. Maybe he has really changed. You can actually try to get in touch with him."

Li Tiantian spoke to him at this moment.

Deep down, she still really hopes that Sister Xiaohan can be with the boss.

"If you want to go, go by yourself."

Jiang Xiaohan directly spat out six words.

"I'm fat! The boss doesn't like it! People like you like this!"

Li Tiantian replied.

"Fat? Can't fat people lose weight?"

Jiang Xiaohan spread his hands.

“…”

It was silent.

So the topic ended automatically.

"Lord Yama, I kowtow to you!!"

Nine o'clock in the evening.

A video was released.

That was a man.

The other person was holding a shroud tightly in his hand, and his expression looked very excited.

"?"

"what happened?"

"Why does the game start with a kowtow? Can anyone tell me what happened?"

"If you don't know, you can go to the eighth place on the trending list, which is called The Man Forgotten by the God of Death!"

This is a Douyin recording video.

A man had tears in his eyes.

Netizens were all confused.

Of course, some people also revealed the inside story.

Baidu.

[5. The man forgotten by the god of death]

When you click on it, you will see a video.

[2. What do you think of a man who managed to survive a three-car crash?]

Forced.

This matter also made it to the hot search list.

And it came to the second place on the topic list.

The video showed a three-car collision, with the man riding a scooter in the middle.

First, a white sedan overtook the other car, and the construction vehicle gave way. Then, another car pulling a pipe overturned, and everything poured down.

Just when everyone thought the man was dead.

The man was actually saved by the triangular safety zone formed by several steel pipes.

As for the driver of the white car that was overtaking, he happened to hit an electric pole on the side of the road, and then the large electric pole fell down and hit the cab, and at the same time hit the direction of the man on the electric bike in the smoke and dust!

Even the rescue workers couldn't believe that in such a tragic car accident, the man riding an electric bike in the smoke and dust was unharmed.

"This video gave me goosebumps. I never thought in my dreams that he could still be alive. He is so lucky!"

"It is said that the other party will bring the shroud for the old man, and the shroud will be signed by the King of Hell."

"I just saw the video, and there is indeed Mr. Zhang's signature on the shroud. I have to say that this lucky funeral item is really awesome!!"

"I have a feeling that the next time the King of Hell broadcasts live, it's going to go viral! Even people like me have to buy some funeral items! After all, what if I win? The chances are much higher than the lottery!"

Forced.

Everyone was chatting.

As for Zhang Lingtian, after he finished washing up, he watched some videos of Li Dazhuang and others.

Not to mention, the opponent's Third Brother series is getting better and better.

"Jimmy Jimmy, which one, which one——"

The exaggerated expressions, the outrageous acting skills, and the unique costumes, everyone said 0.5, 1, 1.5, 2 times, each switching between these multiples is a special kind of fun.

"Hahaha, the live beads are making me laugh to death!"

"Awesome! Keep up this style and you'll definitely become a god!"

"Da Zhuang, you have changed. You have become more and more charming!"

"I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. You guys are so talented! Thank you Lord for letting me have fun!!"

Everyone was talking.

Zhang Lingtian went to sleep after watching the latest video.

In fact, he naturally saw some people mentioning himself in the comment section.

But anyway, it mainly depends on the other party.

Although you can see the potential for development of certain people's skills, you still have to train and learn this potential yourself.

The other party was willing to work hard to learn and finally gained recognition, so he really shouldn't take the credit for it.

The next morning.

[3. The largest lottery prize of 1 million in history will be drawn tonight]

[4. Man survived four lightning strikes]

In the early morning, in addition to the lottery draw that will be held tonight, another very explosive news became a hot topic.

After clicking it, there is a video.

night.

The man seemed to have picked up a package from the express station, unpacked it and walked towards home! Then suddenly a thunderclap fell from the sky.

It hit the man hard, and the surrounding stones flew up.

Then the man who was struck by lightning just fell down for a few seconds and then stood up again.

He had only taken two steps when he was struck by lightning again.

But was that the end? In the next two minutes, he was struck by lightning twice again.

There were several big holes on the ground, just like the spider web.

However, in the end he was able to stagger to his feet and walk towards home.

"Yes, I got the boss's lucky yellow paper. I didn't feel anything at the time, just a buzzing sensation and then I fell to the ground, then I struggled to get up and continued walking..."

In addition to the video, the second is a scene where the man is interviewed while lying on a hospital bed.

At the same time, the other party also showed the yellow paper signed by Zhang Lingtian.

"Damn it, last night three cars and a steel pipe didn't kill one person, and today someone was struck by lightning four times and still alive! Boss Zhang is being yyds!!"

"Brother, you are really fierce. I am naturally timid and I dare not go out when it thunders. I have been worried since I was a child that if I was struck to death, everyone would say that I did something bad and it would become the topic of conversation among the neighbors. How annoying! You are indebted to the King of Hell for this. You should at least burn some incense for him when you go back!"

"Indeed, if you were struck to death by lightning, the gossiping women would definitely describe you as a villain who has never appeared in history books and may not even exist in the future!"

“Well, I may have ruined the atmosphere a bit, but I couldn’t help but laugh when he was struck for the fourth time! What kind of hatred is this? Did he offend the God of Thunder and the Goddess of Lightning?!”

Ever since the lucky funeral items were sent out, celebrities and internet celebrities have not even made it into the top 20 of the trending searches unless they go viral. The entire internet is now hotly discussing the lucky people who received the funeral items.

There are a total of six lucky people, and three of them have appeared now, and all three of them have seen the luck bonus visible to the naked eye! As for Zhang Lingtian, as a man who is not out of touch with the Internet and currently has no funeral services to do, he is naturally surfing the Internet.

Early in the morning, I also paid attention to the person who was struck by lightning.

“Hello, Boss!”

At nine o'clock, Zhang Lingtian entered the funeral shop.

Li Tiantian and the others greeted everyone one by one, looking very enthusiastic.

"Why aren't you eating yet? You don't have to wait for me."

Zhang Lingtian was looking at his mobile phone at this moment, then he picked up the breakfast brought by Boss Hong and started eating.

It's already nine o'clock.

Wasted some time surfing today.

So I came a little late.

There's no need to wait for him.

"Boss, everyone said they would wait until you come before eating."

Jiang Xiaohan originally wanted to let Tiantian and the others eat first, but they ended up saying they had to wait until the boss came over, and she was helpless.

"Eating is not a formal occasion. Do we have to wait for everyone to gather before we can eat? Eat quickly, eat quickly."

Zhang Lingtian took the lead.

"Hey, Boss, you are also paying attention to this Wunan fisherman!"

Li Tiantian suddenly saw Zhang Lingtian also watching the live broadcast of someone she was familiar with, and immediately asked with a strange expression.

"Yeah, it's still a little unbelievable that the express delivery arrived in Wunan so quickly."

Zhang Lingtian nodded while eating breakfast.

He knew that the fisherman Li Tiantian would definitely not give up paying attention to him, because this Wunan fisherman was the fourth person to get the lucky funeral item.

The quota of lucky funeral items is 1 urn, 2 shrouds, and 3 sheets of yellow paper.

Currently, Shouyi survived a car accident last night. Two things happened on Huangzhi's words, one was that he won the lottery, and the other was struck by lightning four times last night and still survived, and is now in the hospital.

To be honest, he wanted to know what would happen to this fisherman. He had personally tested that the so-called lucky funeral items were fake.

After all, drawing the lottery yourself will not do anything at all.

But after getting the funeral items with my signature, the large number of surprises was a bit too much, but three is actually reasonable, after all, the base number is large.

Just look at this fourth one.

If nothing happened to the fourth one, then this matter is basically just the netizens' imagination, and they have been led astray, so they should do some self-examination.

"Boss, why don't you just project the screen onto our big screen? Everyone is quite interested in him anyway."

Jiang Xiaohan's voice rang out.

There is a big screen in the tea room, and you can project the screen with your mobile phone.

"That's fine, let's watch it while eating."

Zhang Lingtian nodded, and then Li Tiantian operated the screen projection on her mobile phone.

At this moment, there is a rather rough-looking man in the picture.

"I really didn't expect that Boss Zhang and his team would actually send it via SF Express. Express delivery is really fast now. I received it in just four days. I was even more surprised when I opened it, because I found a yellow paper signed by Boss Zhang himself. It is said that this yellow paper can make people very lucky. So let's go and see how lucky we are today and see if we can catch a ten-kilogram fish!"

The man in front of the camera showed the signed yellow paper in his hand with a smile on his face.

"The fisherman is really worthy of his name. When others get the lucky funeral item, they think about how to make money and scratch the lottery ticket, but you think about fishing!"

"Hahaha, as a fisherman, nothing is more important than fish."

"Actually, I've heard that this lucky funeral item can be used in real life, except for getting money."

"Watch and get some European vibes."

"+1."

…

Some people who have received the lucky funeral objects are called the European Emperor.

Indeed, being able to get the lucky funeral item among so many people is really a great luck.

"Let's go. We've chosen a new wild fishing spot today. We still need to prepare some ice-breaking tools in December."

The fisherman is now driving towards the wild fishing spot.

At this moment, almost the entire network is looking forward to what the fisherman can catch. It can't be a corpse, that would be too outrageous.

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(End of this chapter)