Chapter 203: Horror scam, beware of fire, theft and besties! [Happy Chinese Valentine's Day everyone]
At 9:00 am on December 22nd, Ping'an Funeral Home.
Zhang Lingtian entered the funeral shop.
"Morning, boss."
Everyone in the funeral parlor greeted him.
"Um?"
Suddenly Zhang Lingtian discovered that there was a beautifully and elegantly dressed girl sitting in the tea room.
"Boss Zhang, I came a little early today. Sorry to bother you."
The other party stood up and bowed to Zhang Lingtian to apologize.
"Boss, she is the lucky audience member Yalina we drew yesterday. She came here early this morning just in time to visit you before going on a long trip. I'll invite her in and have a seat."
Jiang Xiaohan explained to Zhang Lingtian.
She came here at eight o'clock this morning, and as soon as she arrived, she saw a young lady in a white dress standing at the door.
Her figure is a bit like that of a girl next door.
At that time, she was a little confused. Who was this person standing at the door of their funeral shop?
Later, when I opened the door, the other person came over and introduced herself as the lucky audience member who was drawn yesterday.
"I know. With such bad luck, it's better not to travel far. Be careful of fire, theft and best friends."
Zhang Lingtian hasn't had breakfast yet.
Now he came directly to the place where he had breakfast.
Then he sighed.
The system just automatically scanned and the opponent’s luck value is 1.
Just ask if your luck is worth traveling far away. If you can come back, it would be because your ancestors' graves were struck by lightning.
"Uh? Huh?"
Kong Nana was a little confused when she heard this.
"???"
Everyone in the funeral shop was also stunned.
Although it is nine o'clock and everyone has started working, since there are no customers, everyone is still resting in the tea room.
Watch TV and chat.
"Defend against your bestie? Is this some kind of bloody plot? Sister Nana, you're not planning on going on a trip with your boyfriend and bestie, are you?"
Li Tiantian looked a little shocked at this moment.
For example, the best friend secretly seduced the boyfriend, and then they went out together, and the two of them killed Kong Nana.
Although this plot is a bit bloody.
But it could still happen! "Murder?"
Su Wei's ideas are basically the same as Li Tiantian's.
The main reason is that there are indeed many similar bloody plots.
"Well, I don't even have a boyfriend right now, so it's definitely impossible. But what do you mean by being on guard against my best friend, Boss Zhang? Is it my best friend who wants to harm me?"
Kong Nana looked shocked and curious.
What shocked me was how Boss Zhang knew that I was going out with my best friend.
Because a person's relationships are so complicated, including parents, relatives, friends, classmates, colleagues, etc., the other party only mentioned a best friend.
She felt that this was definitely not a coincidence.
I am curious about why I should be on guard against my best friend.
What did the other person do? "Think about where you are going this time, and study your itinerary the same way you would study cosmetics."
Zhang Lingtian looked at Kong Nana while eating breakfast.
It’s not that his words were hurtful, it’s just that if you think about this kind of thing carefully, there are a lot of problems.
"ah?"
Kong Nana was obviously confused by this question.
"Ms. Nana, where are you going this time?"
Jiang Xiaohan asked with some curiosity.
"Yeah, where are you going? Our boss said you have bad luck, and that means you have bad luck! Don't disobey him! Otherwise, you will definitely end up on the grave."
Li Tiantian now has complete faith in her boss.
Anyway, there is only one principle when it comes to your boss's advice: just listen to it without thinking.
"I made an appointment with my bestie to go to Lijiapo to play, and she is waiting for me in Neidu now."
Kong Nana and the others were all confused.
I have never told anyone about going out with my bestie, but now it seems like Boss Zhang has known about it for a long time. It's incredible.
Bad luck, be careful of fire, theft and best friends, think carefully about this route.
These key words hit her head.
Speaking of which, she did notice that something was not right with her best friend this time. She seemed very anxious.
But they are good friends, the kind that sleep in the same bed, and there is no hatred between them at all.
Why did the other party want to harm her? This was something Kong Nana hadn't figured out at all.
"Neidu? That's not facing north!!!"
Li Tiantian was shocked!
Isn't Naidun the capital facing north?
That's where the kidneys are cut most cruelly.
There was also a Li Bangbang before.
It is said that there has been no news since the other party was exposed by the boss last time.
"In fact, the inner city is still relatively safe. The real hideout is in the triangle area."
Kong Nana must have made some plans before she set out. As the capital, Neidu is a place controlled by the forces of justice.
The warlords are all around.
"So did your bestie ask you to go out and have some fun there?"
Jiang Xiaohan asked.
"That... is true. The other party said that there is a classmate from the local area."
Kong Nana seemed to remember something.
She was actually a little confused about this.
At first, my best friend really disliked this place.
After all, I'm studying abroad in the European Federation.
In the eyes of this group of people, facing north is a barren land.
The other party actually went there to play, so I asked what fun things there were?
However, the other party said that because one of her classmates was a local, she did not think about it carefully.
Now think about it, if you have a classmate who is from the local area, then why don't you just go there to play? When you have enough fun, you can go directly from Mianbei to Lijiapo. It is also completely possible for you to go to Lijiapo from the mainland.
Now doesn't it feel a bit like taking off your pants to fart is a waste of time?
"You're definitely done if you go. I guess you'll be receiving Big Brother in the evening."
Li Tiantian spoke in a crackling voice.
Given Yalina's figure and appearance, she is the eldest brother and of course she must be bullied.
"Well, I'd better try it out."
Kong Nana, Douyin name is Yalina.
After hearing these words, she felt very uneasy.
So I picked up my phone and prepared to send a message to test it.
Zhang Lingtian was leisurely eating his breakfast.
Since you are here, just say this.
What these employees say is basically correct.
So if the other party still doesn't wake up at this time, what can he say? The only thing he can say is that he is a candidate for the Darwin Award.
Because of mental retardation, the genes are not suitable for inheritance.
It turned out that he had just seen the other party's dangerous position through the system scan.
Of course, the first thing is the reminder of luck.
After reminding the other party, his unique vision now increased by one, reaching eight.
【Discerning: 8/10. 】
Maybe it should have gone up last night.
Unfortunately, my phone ran out of battery and I went to sleep.
It turned out that after scanning the person operating the tower crane last night, he casually swiped and came to a recommendation page with Yalina and a girl named Li Qianqian.
At that time, Li Qianqian activated the prompt with the luck against all odds of 0 and covered up Yalina.
If he had logged out and scanned again, the number would probably have reached 8.
Speaking of which, there are two more people who can get rewards.
I'm kind of looking forward to it.
Why not go to Douyin at night? Why wait until night!
We'll go shopping soon! Zhang Lingtian is getting excited! "You guys chat here, I'm full."
Zhang Lingtian took a few bites and then stood up.
"Boss Zhang, can I still be here?"
Seeing Zhang Lingtian suddenly stand up, Kong Nana was a little at a loss.
"Sure, if you want, you can wait until we get off work before leaving."
The funeral shop is so wide.
If the other party is willing, it's fine.
"Thank you, Boss Zhang! Thank you! I must figure this out today. I must expose this scam in the live broadcast room!"
At this moment, Kong Nana's mind has become increasingly clear.
Because something is very wrong.
"Of course it would be best if it is possible."
Zhang Lingtian replied and went back into his office.
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
"???"
He first turned on the computer and logged into Weibo.
Since there are no customers and nothing to do, I'll just brush it first.
But the next moment he was stunned.
Rows of question marks appeared.
"That's ridiculous! If I really had this superpower, would I still need to use the Sonic Boom Detail Card?!"
The first hot search term is "the case has been solved."
What is said in it is very mysterious.
What a lightning-speed case-solving.
To offend the King of Hell is like having your neck cut off by a long-lived man.
Something like seeing with one's own eyes that there were ghost soldiers following him.
Anyway, the more outrageous it is, the better.
He now understood why the people in the community were so polite. Chow Yun-fat even organized the property management to greet him.
[2. The King of Hell comes out again and gets you fired with just one sentence]
The second clickbait title.
I'm talking about what happened to the tower crane driver last night.
[Gua Video: Last night, Ping An Bai Shi Pu entered the live broadcast room of the tower crane anchor Gao Gao, stayed for less than a minute and said that his luck was not good, so he should not jump. Later, Gao Gao, a tower crane worker, was fired by the company for violating regulations. Netizens joked that the King of Hell, who follows the law with his words, has come out of the mountain. Video.mp4]
Click on it to see a video.
It is the live broadcast room of Douyin anchor Gaogao, and there are screenshots of Zhang Lingtian’s remarks.
"The safety officer was so angry when he saw this. The cranes were high up in the air and there were no safety ropes, no helmets, and they were working with cell phones and no safety shoes... You don't have to be so direct if you want to die!!"
"Don't even mention the safety officer. Even the King of Hell would have a headache seeing this. This month's sales are already enough, but you insist on increasing my workload! Do you think you're a nice person?"
"Every time I see similar Tik Tok or Kuaishou videos, I never like them because I can't find any reason to like them!"
"The last one died not long ago, and you come again? Continue to use your life to add another item to the "Safety Production Regulations"? "
"Hurry up and burn two sticks of incense. The King of Hell has a lot of sales this month, so I have no choice but to remind you! Otherwise, you would be in the morgue now."
After this video was released, it caused a lot of criticism.
Because it's really dangerous.
Especially those who are in the same industry, they feel like cursing after seeing this, because those who work in this industry have heard the word "safety" countless times, but there are always people who turn a deaf ear to it, there are always people who are optimistic, there are always people who think that nothing will happen to them.
But these are the ones who often get into trouble! Why do they always treat their lives as a joke? I really don’t understand!
【Yueyue's fan group. 】
On the other side, in a WeChat group chat.
"Draw ten babies to go on a seven-day trip to the European Federation~"
That was information about a seven-day tour.
“The conditions and instructions are as follows. Babies who meet the conditions can send me a private message to receive the seven-day tour qualification.
1. Make sure your body is healthy and your organs are intact.
2. I am not a liar. It is mainly because traveling is a physical activity and requires a healthy and complete person.
3. You may have to transfer in Southeast Asia. The host is afraid of thieves at the airport, so passports and mobile phones are kept by everyone. But don't worry, they will be automatically released after twelve hours.
Action is worse than thought. I will cover all expenses for the seven-day trip to the European Federation! Come on, everyone! "
This information doesn't need to be asked.
It must have been sent by Huang Xiaoyue.
She plans to organize an event to attract fans.
After all, there are more than 300 people in her fan group right now.
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"???"
"Yueyue, are you serious?"
"Hey man, you're not facing north, are you?!"
"Anchor, if your personal freedom is restricted, just blink your eyes."
…
When this message was sent, everyone in the group was stunned.
After all, we are not mentally retarded.
Who can believe this information?
"Everyone, rest assured, this is an activity I have secured for you. It is absolutely real and effective."
Huang Xiaoyue sent a voice message.
“Who would believe that?”
“Yeah, unless you do a live broadcast.”
"Come to think of it, you haven't done a live broadcast in a long time. Where are you now? Do a live broadcast for us to see."
Her fans.
Each one asked the other to start live broadcast.
When Huang Xiaoyue saw this, the corners of her mouth slightly raised, because this was just the beginning of her escape plan.
She never longed for anyone to believe her message.
What she needs is ever-expanding authority to deceive people.
However, just as the corners of her mouth rose, Guan Xiaofei in the next room took a breath of cold air and was terrified to the extreme.
【Kong Nana】
"Kong Nana: Xiao Fei, are you being controlled facing north now? Are you trying to trick me into going over there?"
That was the chat message on the WeChat screen.
She stared at the screen and didn't know how to answer for a moment.
“Beep, beep, beep—”
At this moment, a phone call came.
It was none other than Kong Nana’s video call.
"Hey, baby, I'm here. What's wrong with you so early in the morning? How come I'm being controlled while I'm fine in the hotel? Come here quickly. I've prepared House of CB clothes for you."
Guan Xiaofei pretended to be calm and spoke with a smile.
"What about my clothes?"
Kong Nana asked.
"Don't worry, I'll show you when you come over. Then every piece will be a surprise."
Guan Xiaofei continued speaking.
"Take it out and show it to me. If you don't, I won't go over, because facing north is really dangerous."
Kong Nana from the funeral shop is on a video call.
Looking at her best friend like this, she felt that this was almost certain.
If you really bought the clothes, how could you not take them out?
"Stuck?"
Suddenly the picture stopped.
“Beep, beep, beep—”
The video call was disconnected.
Although their phone call was disconnected, the phone number of another person to whom Zhang Lingtian sent a private message last night was still connected, and that was Li Qianqian.
"I'm at Chunjiang Railway Station. I'll take the train there soon and arrive around 1pm."
Li Qianqian looked a little tired.
"Yes, please take a good look around here. No matter whether we end up together or not, we should part ways amicably. After all, the best love is to wish the other person happiness."
There was a man on the other end of the phone. He said warm words but his expression was unusually cold.
We chatted for a while and then hung up.
He then opened WeChat.
【Special Task Force】
It was a group chat called the Special Task Force.
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Today is Chinese Valentine's Day, everyone is happy Chinese Valentine's Day, only 4000 words are a little short, but it's Chinese Valentine's Day! The diligent author is still typing! This is worth asking for votes! Please vote!! o(╥﹏╥)o
(End of this chapter)