Chapter 212 The neighbor is crazy, this script is wrong!
"Fuck!!"
The astronomical observatory of Jiangjiang Country.
A curse was heard!
Because the meteorites collided with each other, the debris from the explosion actually flew towards their satellite.
Just blow up their satellite.
"Tell me why you messed with him! What did you do?!"
Musk was checking the launched Starlink at his own company at the moment, and he was targeted again.
The country blew up two satellites.
He has now launched more than 3,000 Starlink satellites, and this wave has directly lost more than 100 satellites in the surrounding areas.
He recalled that the last time his starship launch failed it was because Sect Master Xi provoked Zhang Lingtian.
Why did you mess with him? Mas was so angry that he slammed the table.
Because astronomical observations are being broadcast live.
The other party even specially typed out the Rabbit Text subtitles, and many people were watching it on the Douyin International version.
This scene of the collision and explosion naturally caught the eyes of the people of Rabbit Country.
"???"
At this moment, the screen is full of question marks.
"Boss, what did you just say?"
The people from the funeral shop were also beside Zhang Lingtian, and the corners of their mouths were twitching.
"I didn't say anything. What do you mean by that expression?"
Everything just happened in a flash, and since he was broadcasting live and had not entered the international version of Douyin, Zhang Lingtian had no idea what was going on, so he looked a little confused at the moment.
"What you say is what the law says!"
"Boss Zhang yyds!!"
“Hahaha, so are we really going to have fried chicken next?”
"Awesome! (hysterical to the point of breaking voice)"
“6666!”
"Who doesn't know you? Who dares to bully you? If this wave really hits the neighbor, I believe they will behave themselves."
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[User '正正' gave a reward of 666666 Doubi. ]
[User 'Sister Zhou' gave 666666 Doubi as a reward. ]
[User 'Daydreaming' gave a reward of 100,000 Doubi. ]
[User '是热巴啊' gave 666666 Doubi and sent 10 rockets. ]
[User 'Mi Mi' gave 666666 Doubi and sent 20 rockets. ]
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[User 'Sicong' gave 10,000,000 Doubi coins, and sent a thousand big fireworks while saying 'Boss Zhang is awesome!']
In an instant, comments and rewards in Zhang Lingtian’s live broadcast room exploded.
"Ah? What do you mean by words and laws? What about fried chicken? Why are you giving me so much money?"
First, the funeral shop members asked him some confusing questions.
And now there is another series of rewards.
Zhang Lingtian was completely stunned.
He was really confused and had no idea what was going on.
"Hahaha, I didn't expect there were so many people hiding in Boss Zhang's live broadcast room."
"Oh my god, it's really Reba, Mimi, and Zhou Yi. Even Sicong is here. Don't mention that Principal Cong is really generous! He gave 10 million Doubi coins and 1,000 fireworks. You know, big fireworks are 100 yuan each."
"Don't you realize that Mr. Zhang is a very good actor? As a student majoring in acting, I can only say that Mr. Zhang's expression is just like the real thing! You can't tell it's acting at all."
"You just realized that Boss Zhang's acting skills have always been phenomenal. Did you see Uncle Benshan's teaching his apprentice to step on air recently? It was a real step on air, and there was no trace of acting at all. The 28-year-old Boss Zhang is even better than Uncle Benshan."
Netizens were amazed that there were so many celebrities hiding in Boss Zhang’s live broadcast room.
And they also gave very generous rewards.
At the same time, some netizens also commented on Zhang Lingtian’s acting skills.
He is simply a phenomenal actor.
It's like it's completely real.
To use Uncle Benshan's words, acting is not actually acting. Acting should be realistic. Once you start acting, it's definitely over.
He calls this the highest realm of filming.
Now Boss Zhang is at the top.
"Xiao Han..."
Zhang Lingtian was really confused.
So the expression he has now is not acting at all, but his true feelings.
No matter how selfless you are in acting, it won't be as contagious as your true feelings.
At this moment, Zhang Lingtian looked in the direction of the young assistant.
"Look, this is professionalism."
"It's so damn vivid. Even Uncle Benshan would want to become your disciple."
"Boss Zhang, I'm a student of acting. May I ask how you can act so realistically? Our teacher always says that I have the same expression for everything!"
"You don't know what you did, but you actually asked the assistant. Boss Zhang, if we didn't know you so well, we would have believed you."
The netizens insisted that this was just an act.
After all, he had just finished speaking when the meteorite in the sky was exploded by another meteorite.
Many people learned from the big guys that this explosion directly caused Jiangjiang Country to lose a lot of satellites. One of the men named Mas slammed the table and cursed [Mas: Provoking Zhang Lingtian is the stupidest thing I have ever seen! Are you happy that the trajectory has changed? @稀宗主@田老板. ]
【Mas: Picture 1.jpg/Picture 2.jpg/Picture 3.jpg. 】
We even saw that the other party posted two updates in a row on Twitter.
The whole person was extremely angry.
At the time, some people wondered why Maas was so angry.
Then a big shot in the related industry gave an explanation, saying that the explosion directly caused Mars to lose more than 100 satellites.
Last time the starship exploded, this time the Starlink exploded.
And this was all done by Master Xi, and it was related to a man named Zhang. Let me ask you, if you are Mas himself, would you explode?
In the environment of our country, it is very normal to curse.
"boss."
Jiang Xiaohan leaned close to Zhang Lingtian's ear.
Then he informed the boss of the news of the meteorite explosion.
Of course, if you ask her whether she thinks this matter has anything to do with the boss, she will definitely say it does.
Then why didn't she roll her eyes when the boss called her? She could only say that as an assistant, there must be a reason why the boss called her.
Perhaps the other party needs to do this to deceive a certain examiner.
"What the hell? The meteorite exploded? So has the opponent's trajectory changed now? It's not going to go towards the chicken!!"
Zhang Lingtian's pupils constricted.
He now seriously suspected that the system was teasing him.
"My acting skills have reached divine level."
"Got it! Next, let's go for the chicken in the basin!"
"Although the Institute of Astronomy is stepping up its deduction, I can tell with my toes that this is completely a trap. The King of Hell never holds grudges overnight. Have you forgotten the guy named Wang Hua? He sent someone to poison the King of Hell's house in the afternoon, and was arrested in the evening. Even the other party's henchman Feng Hui had a car accident when he tried to escape."
Zhang Lingtian's action made netizens praise his acting skills crazily.
At the same time, some people found key words from the other party's words.
That's the foot basin chicken!
The netizen who was chirping just now is a little scared now.
"beep--"
Suddenly there was a sound.
[The astronomical observatory live broadcast room has been closed...]
"Nani?"
"What's going on? Why is it closed?!"
"Can anyone tell me what happened?"
“You’re not really coming towards us! No!!”
The astronomical observatory that Jiaobenji had specially opened to detect meteorites hitting Chunjiang River has now been closed.
The netizens of Shanshan Chicken Country were stunned.
Everyone looked dumbfounded.
Some people even stared at the dark screen with confused eyes, and a terrifying thought appeared in their minds.
That means the other party is not flying towards their country! "How is it possible!!"
Jiaobenji Astronomical Observatory.
A group of experts calculated the result through computer and finally came up with an incredible result.
That is, a large number of meteorites are now flying towards their country.
There is a 90% chance that it will hit their homeland, and even Fuqi Island where the nuclear power plant is located may be hit by a meteorite!
"this……"
All the experts are confused.
"Is the other side really the King of Hell?"
An old man with gray hair had empty and lifeless eyes.
"Professor Miyamoto Mizuki, this shouldn't be possible. What if the other party really has the ability to control meteorites? I'm afraid that the other party will have to become the village chief immediately!"
Another expert from the institute clearly disagreed with this statement.
"But look at what's happening now? Originally, a large meteorite was heading directly towards Chunjiang, but now it has been shattered into countless meteorites heading towards us! And this happened after the other party said, 'Who said you're not a chicken that smashes your feet?'"
Mizuki Miyamoto is the director of the research institute.
He didn't believe this at first.
But now I have to believe it, because it's too weird! "This..."
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
The professor was speechless at this time.
Because this is indeed a very coincidental thing.
"This is not the time to argue about these things. What we need to do now is to quickly notify the higher-ups and have them prepare for evacuation! Because the meteorite is within the range of our city and may even hit the nuclear power plant!"
Miyamoto Mizuki looked serious.
If not handled properly, this one meteorite could take away the lives of at least hundreds of thousands of people.
Even a million is possible!
No one expected that the melon eater would end up eating himself.
On the other side, Boss Tian was giving a televised speech.
"Someone asked, will the meteorite that just exploded fly towards our country? I want to tell you that the probability is extremely small! After all, we are protected by the spirit of Mr. Tsuchiya Haruaki!!"
Boss Tian answered this question.
"But in Zhang Lingtian's live broadcast room, many people thought it was coming towards us! Otherwise, why would the explosion happen right after the other party finished talking about the meteorite!"
Someone immediately added to this question.
"The meteorite that collided has actually been under observation at our astronomical observatory for a long time, so although the probability of such a collision is small, it will happen. As for Zhang Lingtian, his words are like those of a fortune teller, and he can always detoxify from all angles. Don't worry, everyone, nothing will happen! Because we always stand on the same line with the most powerful country in the world!"
Boss Tian was very enthusiastic.
Although there was a small incident, it didn't matter.
There is nothing wrong with his general policy.
As long as the meteorite doesn't come towards them, it is 100% certain that the so-called homebody will be pinned to the ground and rubbed.
"boss."
However, at this moment, Mr. Tian's secretary Suzuki Anzi leaned close to the other person's ear and muttered something inaudible.
"What!"
The next moment, Boss Tian's pupils constricted.
"Yes, there was a call from the Astronomical Research Institute."
Suzuki Anzi nodded.
"Everyone wait for two minutes. I'll go downstairs and get a glass of water."
There were still some reporters attending the TV lecture.
After all, this is not the dangerous period like before.
"?"
"???"
"Left? Why?"
"Why did Boss Tian leave suddenly?"
"Shit, looking at Mr. Tian's expression, it feels like something big is going to happen."
"Could it be that this meteorite is really coming in our direction? Is what Boss Zhang said in the live broadcast room true? It seems that those people knew the news in advance!"
Confused.
The live TV broadcast showed Boss Tian suddenly leaving.
Many people present looked extremely confused.
There were even various speculations.
After all, Boss Tian’s expression just now was obvious to everyone.
In particular, some people were lurking in Boss Zhang's live broadcast room. They originally intended to lead the rhythm and fight a public opinion war, but now they have inadvertently become recipients of first-hand information.
Backstage.
"Mr. Miyamoto Mizuki, are you sure that the meteorite is within these ranges? Is there a possibility that your estimate is wrong?"
In order to confirm the authenticity of the matter, Boss Tian made a video call to Mizuki Miyamoto, the person in charge of astronomy.
He also obtained the predicted landing point of the meteorite through Suzuki Anko.
Not only is the scope large, but it is also extremely outrageous.
Among them are their nuclear power plants and arsenals, which are difficult to guard against!
"The accuracy rate is over 90%. Please, Mr. Tian, quickly prepare for emergency management."
Miyamoto Mizuki said to.
"this……"
Boss Tian was about to say something.
But the words were blocked as soon as they came out of his mouth.
Thirty seconds later he was standing in front of the podium where he had just given a televised speech.
"Boss Tian, what happened? Why do you look so sad?"
The reporters were very curious.
To say I feel melancholy is an understatement.
The other person's real expression should be described as constipated.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have a major announcement to make. Residents of Fuqi Island and other related areas are requested to evacuate as soon as possible, because according to the prediction of the astronomical observatory, a meteorite is coming our way. You only have 30 minutes."
Meteorites explode in space outside the atmosphere.
There is a certain distance from the ground.
It takes about twenty minutes to fly into the atmosphere, and about ten minutes to fall to the ground through the atmosphere, so a total of thirty minutes.
"What?"
"But you just said, Boss Tian, that nothing will happen!"
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"!"
「!!!」
"I'm on Fuki Island!!"
"Fuck, there are nuclear power plants and weapons depots in these marked places!!"
Both online and offline, reporters and netizens were shocked.
"Please pack your bags as soon as possible. From now on, all civil servants in the surrounding areas will cancel their vacations and enter emergency response to assist everyone in evacuating as soon as possible."
Boss Tian felt embarrassed.
But at this moment, I dare not be negligent in the slightest.
After all, we have to do a good job of evacuation.
"What a sin!"
"I said revenge is coming!"
"Why do we have to go with the Kingdom of Chanchan? Isn't it better to become the Chrysanthemum Province?"
"That's the King of Hell! You guys are bound to get into trouble if you mock each other. Why don't you learn your lesson? Who of those who mocked him back then would stay?!"
The disaster really struck.
The people of Jiaobenji immediately started cursing.
Many people are also trying their best to evacuate at this moment.
This time the scene was even more spectacular than the previous eruption of Mount Ukiyo.
Spring River.
The live broadcast room of Ping An Funeral Home.
"Everyone, today's live broadcast ends here. Please stop giving me tips."
Zhang Lingtian turned off the live broadcast.
At this moment, the whole person looked extremely confused.
This is really outrageous.
Meteorite explosion.
And now it really flies towards the chicken!!
And just now Qin Yan called.
The leader of the emergency team and Wan Changqing and others came to see him.
He also revealed that he wanted to know how far it would go.
Still need to pay a little attention to the impact.
The key is, how does he know how far it will go?
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There is a second update! Around 2 o'clock!
(End of this chapter)