Chapter 215 Isn't it just sewage? Drink a mouthful and you won't die!

"No! The direction is different!"

The Home Saint fell silent and listened to his surroundings.

"That seems to be a weapons depot over there!!"

Suddenly a thin man was startled.

"Arsenal——"

Everyone's voice was sharp and hysterical.

The meteorite hit the armory, which is a serious matter.

But the thin man who was speaking is a practitioner in the relevant field, and there is basically a 95% probability that what he said is true!

"boom--"

There was another loud noise.

It seemed to be on the sea.

It was as if a mushroom cloud appeared.

And accompanied by a dazzling light.

Almost all the people looked in that direction.

"That can't be an aircraft carrier!!"

Everyone knows that there is an aircraft carrier from a certain country on their sea.

Just now, a meteorite hit the aircraft carrier and caused an explosion, but it was only a local explosion.

Accompanied by the impact of the meteorite shower, this huge ship, traveling at a speed of 30 to 35 knots, could not escape the range of the meteorites.

The so-called knot is a unit of speed, recorded as kn.

Knots refer to the number of nautical miles a ship travels in one hour.

An aircraft carrier's speed of 30 knots is equivalent to the aircraft carrier traveling 30 nautical miles in one hour, while 35 knots is 35 nautical miles.

One nautical mile is approximately equal to 1.85 kilometers.

Therefore, the 35 knots escape speed of this huge ship at top speed is equivalent to 64.75 kilometers per hour when converted into land transportation.

Half an hour was only enough for them to move 32 kilometers.

It's totally cool.

But this meteorite shower is just rain.

But the number of the other side is definitely not as dense as the rain.

On the contrary, because of the number of the other side, their aircraft carrier actually has a high probability of becoming the lucky one.

After all, after passing through the atmosphere, there are only a few big rocks and tens of thousands of debris falling on the two hundred square kilometers of land and sea.

Let’s use the easy-to-understand analogy of buying a scratch ticket.

So many people across the country buy it, but only a few actually win.

The same is true here.

Two hundred square kilometers is equivalent to the area of ​​200,000 squares with a side length of 10 meters.

Such a wide range, even though their aircraft carrier is large enough, about three hundred meters long and forty to fifty meters wide.

Let's use the lottery analogy, even if you buy 10 scratch tickets! In their estimation, even if you are really lucky enough to win the prize, it should be just the leftovers.

For example, if a thumb-sized meteorite fell from the sky and hit their aircraft carrier, although it would be damaged, it would still be able to withstand it.

As a result, their ancestral grave was struck by lightning and lightning fireworks were set off directly.

At first, he was hit three or four times in a row, causing an explosion.

Fortunately, although the giant was seriously injured, he was still stable.

They also contacted the local authorities in time by phone to request support.

But the phone was not put down.

Won several big prizes!

Finally, an unprecedented explosion occurred after a large meteorite hit.

The captain never thought that he would win all ten tickets! He even won several big prizes!

The sleeping boss on the other end of the phone listened to the hysterical screams and his head was buzzing all morning.

Three minutes later, the latest news came.

The fleet is gone.

Three hours later, it was exactly ten o'clock in the morning.

As for the rabbit, it was already ten o'clock in the evening. Many places had already gone quiet and rested at ten o'clock.

Especially in some small counties and towns, it is particularly lively at ten o'clock tonight.

Many businesses have put up stickers offering 20%, 40%, 50%, 30% and 10% discounts on tonight’s purchases.

Everyone was drinking and eating meat with big gulps.

"Hahaha, Eagle sauce, you didn't expect that! The mastermind behind this must die!"

"Boss Zhang's move was really brilliant. He made a turn just as he was about to enter the atmosphere. Chicken and Eagle Sauce never dreamed that it would fall on their heads."

"That's right, especially this Eagle Sauce who still thinks his homeland will never be in trouble. Did you forget that there is a fleet nearby? I heard that it's all dead! Hahaha!"

Enjoy your drink.

Comfortable chat.

Pat your thigh when you are excited.

That night, since the incident happened, many people have remained consistent, which is very rare.

Black Palace.

The face of the sleeping boss is as dark as the name of the place where he lives.

Because his assistant George handed him a list.

After the meteorite disaster occurred, people were organized to carry out rescue immediately.

But it was too late.

Only less than ten people out of more than five hundred survived.

Almost all of the ten were injured.

But compared to other people who died in the belly of fish, this was already extremely lucky.

In addition, a total of 28 fighter planes and 35 helicopters on the deck were all destroyed in the explosion and sank to the bottom of the sea.

Direct economic losses amounted to hundreds of billions of JJJ coins.

Of course, this is not the most troublesome thing. The most troublesome thing is the nuclear reactor.

If it were leaked, I would probably be furious.

After all, it's near them.

"Boss, the Chicken Club wants to make a phone call."

At this moment George's voice rang out.

"What's coming has come. Tell him to call me."

The sleeping boss said to George, his assistant next to him.

"OK."

George nodded.

"Oh, by the way, George, what is the crazy guy doing?"

The sleeping boss suddenly mentioned the understanding boss.

He is now more curious about what the other party is doing.

"Boss, he's still live streaming."

There is a big screen in the office.

With a click, the assistant George clicked on the live broadcast that the boss was showing.

"Hahaha, do you know what the rabbits call him? Sect Master Xi! That's right, Sect Master Xi! Hahaha~"

After clicking it, I just happened to understand the boss's posture of slapping his thigh and laughing.

"Hahaha!"

"I already knew this name."

"Now we all call him Sect Master Xi in private."

"I'm no longer calling him that in private. I'm directly addressing him as Sect Master Xi."

"It seems a bit behind the times. Why is it called this?!"

Someone in the live broadcast room who knows the boss laughed along and said that he had known the name for a long time.

Of course, some people expressed doubts.

After all, this title is not yet known to everyone.

"Why? Because he has diarrhea! Hahaha! If people like this still have hope in him, then our country will be in despair! So you must choose me next time! Choose me! I am the one who will make Jiangjiang Country great! And the people of Jiaobenji, you may be in big trouble next. Of course, it will not come from Zhang Lingtian but from this wise and powerful leader of Xi Sect."

The boss who understands is speaking happily in the live broadcast room.

This is also the longest time he has ever spent on a single live broadcast.

It took four hours straight.

But he didn't feel tired at all during these four hours. After all, he had hundreds of thousands of fans supporting him.

There are even foreign netizens in the live broadcast room.

And this live broadcast room is none other than the international version of Douyin.

He moved his position here.

However, he didn't know that there was a dark face outside the screen looking at him.

"He really said too much. I was just about to ask you, boss, whether you should ban him."

Since the other party is broadcasting live on their side, he must have a way to ban the other party.

"He said too much, let's block it."

The sleeping boss said lightly.

"clear."

George nodded and immediately called to make the arrangements.

The live broadcast room on the other side.

"Ah? Aren't our troubles caused by Zhang Lingtian? Do you know what the boss has inside information?"

"I'm also a fan of Jiaobenji. We suffered heavy losses this time! If you know the boss, please let us know if you have any inside information!"

Everyone asked with a very curious look at this moment.

Even ask the other party to reveal it.

"I can only tell you that something happened to the fleet. One of them has a nuclear ..."

[This live broadcast page has expired...]

Understand what the boss is saying.

Suddenly the screen in front of me went black.

[Douyin International Version Assistant reminds you: Your account has been banned for 1090901 days due to violations. ]

The next second, a prompt appeared in front of the boss who understood.

"Fuck—"

The boss was confused at first.

"That's all you can do! You're an old man with diarrhea who can't even control his own body!!!"

Then the whole person went berserk and pounded the table!

He was really angry! "Boss, don't worry, I will file a complaint with the Douyin platform right now. Their behavior is against the rules! I'm sure your supporters will not agree with it!"

Nathan was also confused by this operation.

The other side is really lawless!

Are they going to block all of their boss's social media accounts? "Appeal! Must appeal! And I'm also going to contact Xiangpai to crush their stupid ass to death! I want to see if you, an old man, can handle so many things in such a short time! Especially the leak!"

Although Dong Laoban is not a big boss now, he is at least a representative of the Xiang School.

So a lot of inside information is still known.

This includes possible leaks.

But he didn't expect that the old man with diarrhea had been peeking at the screen the whole time, and the key point was that he wouldn't let him say anything.

Can you cover up such a big thing? Even if China is stupid, the rest of the world is not.

On the other side, Boss Tian called.

A video call, of course.

"Brother Shui! You guys are putting a lot of pressure on me. There are all kinds of rumors in the country right now about nuclear pollution! Send someone over to deal with it right away!"

At this moment, Boss Tian said to him with a suffocating look on his face.

Of course he knew it would be tragic if the fleet was lost.

But the leak happened right in front of his house, which is even worse for him!! Especially since he is preparing for re-election.

I also have an opponent called the Home Saint!

"Brother Tian, ​​you have to believe in our ability. This will never be leaked. The possibility is extremely small."

The sleeping boss now said to him with a calm expression.

This is not because he is being perfunctory, but generally speaking, the nuclear reactors of nuclear-powered ships are well protected.

The probability of a nuclear leak from being sunk is extremely small.

Even if it was sunk and a nuclear leak occurred, the impact in the ocean would be very limited.

The reason is that the capacity of the vast ocean is too large. Once a small amount of radioactive material is leaked and diluted by the ocean, no change can be felt.

"But we went to test and found nuclear radiation! Now the people in the country are making a big fuss and want you to handle this matter! After all, the distance is too close!"

Boss Tian felt extremely aggrieved at this moment.

At the same time, I also saw what it means to tell lies without any emotion.

And it will definitely not be leaked.

Indeed, this kind of thing happened in the past.

The nuclear submarine was torpedoed, but no nuclear leakage was found in the wreckage and the reactor was well protected.

But now this is a meteorite, can it be the same?

"Brother, there must be some abnormal data after the explosion. Now the reactor has sunk to the bottom of the sea and will be diluted slowly. You really don't have to worry about it. You can use my explanation to your people. We have been too busy recently to take care of it. I'm really sorry."

The sleeping boss looked at Boss Tian, ​​who looked as if he was about to be injured, and encouraged him.

The video between the two sides lasted for half an hour.

Achieved unprecedented top-level extreme pulling.

But in the end, Boss Tian had to bear everything alone.

At this moment, the big bosses of the European Federation all sighed, fortunately they did not get involved in this muddy water, otherwise they would have been in trouble.

Just look at the current sauce chicken.

One lost hundreds of billions of coins, and even various discordant voices emerged within the company.

As for the chickens, there is no need to mention them. They were beaten into sieves by the meteorite shower.

But what is quite miraculous is that there are not many casualties, and the losses are not even as great as those suffered by the Jiangjiang Country.

The other party suffered mainly property losses, which were many times more than that of Jiangjiang Country.

At the same time, an arms depot was blown up.

Boss Tian felt suffocated by the pain.

But what hurts even more is the people's condemnation of him.

"I support that China must deal with their mess. Why should we clean up their mess?!"

Late in the evening, Zhaisheng also joined the team to denounce Boss Tian.

Because now, after being guided, many people realized that the other party was the source of the disaster.

Especially since the Jiangjiang Country doesn’t treat them as human beings at all, but they are still kneeling.

This made them feel as if their dignity was being rubbed to the ground, and they suddenly became second-class citizens.

Of course, Boss Tian chose to pretend to be dead.

After all, he had no idea how to deal with it and was urgently calling together his think tank.

There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!

The two sides of the soy sauce chicken are naturally uneasy today.

On the other side of the rabbit, many people went home and fell asleep after drinking and eating skewers.

At eleven o'clock Zhang Lingtian also went to bed.

Of course, in the hotel.

Although the crisis has passed, I have booked a room here after all.

Wouldn't it be a waste of money to just go home and sleep?

So I stayed in the hotel at night.

Douyin is not turned on.

Because the private message exploded.

As for the number of followers, it has increased from more than 15 million to 20 million.

Over four million followers were added overnight.

The account exploded directly.

Of course, the main reason is that what the other party did was really explosive.

The meteorite turned and attacked towards the foot basin chicken.

But the casualties among ordinary civilians were basically in single digits.

But there are many who do not belong to ordinary people.

For example, the group that feeds the fish.

But thanks to this group, the money they lost was not much.

There is too much money on the chicken side.

Several government buildings were hit by meteorites and suffered varying degrees of damage.

The most abstract art is Boss Tian’s beloved car.

It was smashed into pieces.

I don’t know if there is any personal grudge involved with Boss Zhang.

But no matter what, this is really cool! ! This is why Zhang Lingtian became so popular overnight.

Even some official news began to repost the relevant Weibo posts and left messages such as "Showing mercy is for the people, not for you" and accompanied by pictures of a field and other hints.

Others say, "One punch is enough to prevent a hundred punches from coming."

In short, not only the people are lively tonight, but the official media are also very happy.

After all, it did not cause a huge disaster, nor did it cause large numbers of civilian casualties.

Overall, it taught the other party a lesson but also stopped at the right time.

Who doesn’t like this style of doing things? I love it.

Of course, Zhao Ge and his group also love it.

At the same time, I like to work overtime.

This is still going on even at this point without overtime.

Because they never thought that it was a mistake to focus on the chicken in the foot basin, and the real unlucky one was the Eagle Sauce! ! The key is that this is a meteorite, and they have no place to vent their anger.

By then, the other party will definitely find a way to make trouble at the press conference on Monday.

Fortunately, today is Friday and tomorrow is Saturday, and they don’t have to go back to work until Monday, so they still have time to prepare a response plan.

This quiet night.

Brother Zhao and Sister Ying's group worked overtime until the next morning.

“This this this!!!”

8:30 in the morning.

Members of the funeral service had breakfast in the hotel buffet restaurant.

Looking at the boss's data growth, everyone was so surprised that their jaws almost dropped to the ground.

"Eight million followers in one night, how terrifying!"

Su Wei also took a breath of cold air.

"In fact, if we count the number of likes and views on the boss's videos, his real fan base is definitely not just this small group. It's just that the boss did something very consistent with the public's values ​​last night, so a lot of fans have returned to follow him."

At this moment, Jiang Xiaohan only saw him saying to.

"Morning, boss."

Zhang Lingtian came to the buffet restaurant.

Everyone in the funeral shop greeted them.

"Eat first, and then we'll go straight back to the funeral shop. You two can put your things in the trunk."

Zhang Lingtian gave instructions to the employees at the funeral shop.

"good."

Jiang Xiaohan and the other three nodded.

The work of a funeral shop is quite special.

So I have to work on Saturdays and Sundays as well.

It’s just that when there’s nothing to do, I can slack off. It’s the same wherever I am, so it’s not that tiring and it’s pretty relaxing.

"Boss, have you noticed that everyone's eyes have been looking this way since you came here?"

Li Tiantian lowered her voice and spoke to him.

"After all, this hotel has many old acquaintances from Chunjiang."

Su Wei said.

Zhang Lingtian was eating breakfast without answering.

Half an hour later, the group who had breakfast walked towards the underground garage.

They were preparing to go back to work at the funeral shop.

"Hahaha, come to think of it, the chicken next door to the boss didn't have any peace all night!"

After getting in the car, Li Tiantian said while browsing her phone.

[1. Zhang Lingtian "Boiling"]

【2. Chicken in a basin "boiled"】

【3. Jiangjiang Country "Explosion"】

…

Weibo’s hot search list today is very simple.

But these are three unprecedented mega-heats.

The number one on the hot search list has 600 million views.

The second most searched topic on the hot search list reached 300 million views.

The third most searched topic on the hot search list reached 200 million.

This is the first time in the history of Weibo that there have been three hot searches with over 100 million views, and it is also the only time that a hot search with over 100 million views did not appear at the top of the list.

"Boss Zhang is invincible."

"One person can make the sauce chicken."

"I feel happy today."

"The dumpling restaurant is still offering discounts, come and eat, brothers."

"It is said that Boss Zhang gained 8 million fans overnight. It's terrifying."

"Boss Zhang, the Dinghaishenzhen, I feel really safe with him around now."

"Hahaha, now the foot basin chicken is in trouble. The main reason is that Eagle Sauce is really not a human being. He actually let me face it alone."

"I watched some of the videos that were sent over. We'll hold a press conference later to talk about this incident. I want to know how Boss Tian can break this situation."

…

Ranked first on the hot search list.

Everyone was talking about what happened last night.

The one surrounding them was naturally Zhang Lingtian.

His fans were also shocked when his number of followers increased by 8 million overnight.

Of course, what everyone is most interested in now is the foot basin chicken.

They are going to hold a press conference.

"Okay, I know it's time for Captain Qin, I will definitely be there on time then."

Zhang Lingtian drove back to Chunjiang’s funeral shop.

Since Chunjiang is fine, the police station promotional video he promised before must be filmed.

And I also promised what I said.

"Boss, are you planning to enter the entertainment industry and make a movie?"

Jiang Xiaohan, the co-pilot, asked curiously.

"The last time I told you guys, it was just a promotional video. Do I have the acting skills for that kind of movie?"

Zhang Lingtian replied calmly.

“Actually, yes.”

Jiang Xiaohan said silently.

"really."

Su Wei also said this.

"Fuck! Awesome! This guy is even more awesome than the God of Blasting!!"

Li Tiantian was watching the live broadcast on her mobile phone.

This seems to be a live broadcast of the press conference of Jiaobenji.

"Li Tiantian, why are you so excited?"

Su Wei looked a little confused.

"Boss, Sister Xiaohan, do you know what happened? There was a leak after the meteorite fell yesterday, but Boss Tian's team insisted that there was no leak, and said that even if there was a leak, it was a trace amount and would not have any effect on the body. You can even drink the water directly."

Li Tiantian ignored Su Wei and talked to Zhang Lingtian instead.

"It's always the same."

Zhang Lingtian spoke after hearing this.

"really."

Jiang Xiaohan agreed.

It has always been the case that things are kept secret in advance, and only announced without prior notice when they can no longer be concealed.

How could it not have been leaked if last night was so tragic?

Aircraft carriers, tiny amounts? Are you kidding me! Actually, the fleet of Jiangjiang Country is actually fine.

But in order to boost people's confidence, they had to drive around Fuqi Island.

It's like telling others that we are protecting the chicken, and there's nothing you can do even if you're unhappy!

Jiaobenji: We have big brother to protect us, and a fleet is very safe nearby.

As a result, they never expected that the meteorite would turn.

So the ship had no time to escape and was buried.

It was also leaked at the doorstep of Jiaobenji's home.

This is a typical case of trying to steal a chicken but ending up losing the rice.

"Yes! I also think it's a consistent style! But you know what's the most amazing thing? Someone actually got the seawater from the surrounding area of ​​Fuqi Island! Hahahaha, when I saw Boss Tian's face turned pale the moment he saw it."

If it were just about what happened before, Li Tiantian would definitely not be so excited.

She just saw someone prepare a glass of water, and then she exclaimed that it was awesome.

"oh?"

Zhang Lingtian and the other two in the car were stunned.

After the No. 1 double gun in the national server, is there another warrior like this? Jiaobenji.

The scene of the press conference.

"In fact, water with trace amounts of nuclear radiation is completely harmless and will not cause any effects on the body. Similar things have happened more than once in history. Nuclear weapons are not so easy to leak over a large area, and seawater itself can also produce purification functions."

In order to be more in touch with the people, Boss Tian chose to give his speech in the Grand Square.

"Then drink it!"

"Right! Didn't you say that there is no problem with the nuclear contamination in this water? Then why don't you drink it and show us!!"

"Drink! The Home Saint can come to the meteorite fall area to accompany us, but you dare not even drink a glass of water? You can only talk?"

…

The people don't buy it.

They all shouted into a transparent glass.

That transparent glass cup contains the freshest water from the shipwreck area.

"As a leader, Mr. Tian will not deceive us. This water does have trace amounts of radiation and is harmless to the human body."

As he spoke, a slightly thin man in a suit stood up, raised the glass of fresh nuclear-contaminated water and drank it in one gulp.

"!"

"!!!"

"Nani really drinks?"

…

The people present were all stunned. Who was this person? He actually dared to drink.

“Crack, crack—”

Countless media outlets took photos.

Of course, I don’t know whether it is a posthumous photo or tomorrow’s front page.

…

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