Chapter 217: Unless the enemy seeks death, we will not send out Boss Zhang!
Li Tiantian vaguely felt that there was something wrong with the boss' tone, as if he had looked through the other party's book of life and death in advance.
Years of gossip told her directly, there is something interesting!!
"???"
Zhang Lingtian silently asked three question marks.
"Isn't that right, boss?"
Seeing her boss looking confused, Li Tiantian continued to ask.
"Tiantian, I'm more curious about how you can tell that?"
Zhang Lingtian was confused and wondered when he said that.
However, he was more curious about what caused Li Tiantian on the opposite side to make such a shocking guess. He actually hoped to understand her thought process from her words, and maybe he could avoid similar associations next time.
"Sure enough, you guessed it right! As for how you figured it out, your tone just now was very obvious, boss!"
Li Tiantian was excited for a while, and then directly stated the reason for her judgment.
That's the tone! "Tone? My tone isn't normal? After all, you mentioned this person yesterday, so it doesn't seem wrong for me to use a tone as if I know this person's name."
Zhang Lingtian didn't expect that Li Tiantian was actually angry about his tone. In fact, there was nothing wrong with his tone!
"If a normal person used this tone of voice, there would be no problem. But who are you, boss? There must be something wrong when things are out of the ordinary. So I think this person will definitely get into trouble!"
Li Tiantian was still immersed in the joy of having guessed correctly.
To be honest, if Su Wei spoke in the boss's tone, she would think it was normal, but if the boss spoke in this tone, she would feel something was not right.
As for you asking her what's wrong, she can only say that she doesn't know, she just feels that way.
"You guessed wrong. I haven't read his life and death book. As the Minister of Environment, it's not easy for him to get into trouble."
Zhang Lingtian spread his hands.
"Okay, I guessed wrong."
Li Tiantian nodded obediently.
Now Zhang Lingtian felt a little uncomfortable.
Normally, shouldn't the other party say something strange? Why didn't he just say anything?
"Boss, the company's Ping An Funeral Shop account now has 26 million followers. You're only one search away from being in the top ten on today's trending search list."
After the conversation between the two ended, Jiang Xiaohan talked about the data of the boss's company account.
In just these two days, the number of fans increased by 10 million, a speed they found incredible.
"Even if it really occupies the top ten, what will happen? It feels like there will only be countless troubles."
Zhang Lingtian spread his hands. He was basically not interested in this kind of thing anymore.
I even understand that sentence more and more.
People are afraid of becoming famous just like pigs are afraid of getting fat.
"Boss, one of the top ten entries is about your blind date. Your reputation has skyrocketed since this incident. Now netizens are even planning to organize a blind date show for you."
Jiang Xiaohan spread his hands.
This is the point she wants to make.
This morning my cell phone was flooded with information about this.
"That Director Ge started to torment me right after the New Year?"
Zhang Lingtian frowned.
That Director Ge and Director Yan are indeed good-tempered.
He is always indispensable in everything we do.
This is not some blind date show. He has said a hundred and eighty times that he will not participate, but the other party still does these things for him.
"No, I understand that this time they spontaneously held an online audition and then cooperated with the TV station to broadcast it."
As the passive contact person, Jiang Xiaohan now spoke in more detail.
Li Tiantian and Su Wei were eating melons on the side.
In fact, they were looking forward to their boss participating in the show.
After all, as an employee of a funeral shop, I have been reading some online news and posts about funeral shops and their bosses, and I wonder how many people have mentioned this topic.
"ah?"
After hearing this, Zhang Lingtian showed a look of doubt.
What about online elections and TV broadcasts? He was totally confused.
"Boss, in short, it's the same as last time. Interested female guests can sign up on the dedicated website and then a certain number of candidates will be selected through voting. We will then invite you to the event through offline broadcast."
Last night, a netizen sent her the rules. Maybe she wouldn't need them, but she still took a careful look at them.
At this moment she told her boss the whole process.
"Why does this plan sound so familiar? Tell those people I won't go to such a boring dating show!"
Zhang Lingtian's eyes were firm.
This is his attitude, and it won't change.
In other words, he doesn't have the superpowers of the King of Hell, otherwise he could at least take the soul of Director Ge to the underworld for a walk to give him a little shock. Otherwise, he would always be trying to gain traffic and find topics from himself every day, and he would be annoyed even if others were not annoyed.
"clear."
Jiang Xiaohan now knew what to do.
"Brother Tian, I feel like this is actually a good opportunity to find a way out of being single."
Su Wei was a little shocked. Brother Tian really refused just like that. It was unbelievable.
But the other party is single now, doesn't he want to get out of being single? He rationally gave Zhang Lingtian a suggestion.
"A forced melon is not sweet, and paired melons are tasteless."
Zhang Lingtian continued to eat his breakfast and said lightly.
If he really wanted to find a girl for the purpose of getting married and having children, he would have been married a long time ago, but he didn't want that.
The time came to ten o'clock.
After finishing his meal, Zhang Lingtian went into his office.
He actually planned to scan this Sanada Kenken.
[Scanning object: Sanada Kenshin. 】
【Account owner: Xiaoxi Zaoqiao. 】
【Occupation: Minister of Environment.】
【Bad information: Overly greedy for power. 】
[Danger signal: The probability of danger occurring within three days is 30%. ]
[Danger Positioning: Due to excessive obsession with power, one will eventually fall into a hopeless situation because of power. The probability of danger occurring within three days is 30%, and the probability of danger occurring in the long term is 99%. ]
[Skill prediction: click to view. ]
【Fortune prediction: Click to view "1 time". 】
【Customer attributes: low-risk customers. 】
[System prompt: This person has not yet opened a Douyin regular version or international version account, so he cannot be followed. ]
Zhang Lingtian locked onto Sanada Health for a scan through some people's live broadcasts, but he was stunned when the scan came out.
Really? Is this really going to happen?
The chicken next door.
The new Environment Minister, Kenshin Sanada, has taken office.
"hiss--"
Suddenly, just as the other party received the appointment letter and left the venue to prepare for his speech, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach.
And the hair all over my body stood up.
The body was shaking unconsciously.
"Mr. Sanada Kenko, what's wrong with you?"
A staff member noticed that something was wrong with Sanada Health and rushed over to help him.
“Beep, beep—”
But Sanada's health condition was far worse than expected.
After a while, the shrill sound of an ambulance sounded and he was taken to the hospital.
This scene was also captured by some people.
Just as the news was briefly fermenting and the media was trying to cover it up by claiming it was overworked, even more explosive news emerged.
Boss Tian was also taken to an ambulance because of severe abdominal pain, and someone took a photo and circulated it.
Spring River.
It was just time for lunch.
"Why are the three of you looking at me like that?"
Jiang Xiaohan ordered food, and since this wasn't a formal occasion and there weren't so many rules, when the food arrived at the funeral home, the members started eating right away.
Zhang Lingtian arrived a little late, and found that everyone was looking at him strangely.
"Boss, you are getting more and more proficient now, but this is really beautifully done!"
This time, not only Li Tiantian but also Jiang Xiaohan and Su Wei shouted at the same time, and their voices were even much louder than Li Tiantian's.
"In fact, I also thought that the boss would definitely not let these two people go, and sure enough, it turned out to be true."
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
Jiang Xiaohan also spoke.
Only then did Zhang Lingtian realize that it was Boss Tian who was sent to the hospital. As for the Minister of Environment, he was absent from his inaugural speech. This once again caused a stir on the Internet.
Fortunately, the other party didn’t have an account, otherwise it would have been even more explosive if the system had paid attention to it.
"Boss Zhang is invincible!"
"We will not send out Boss Zhang unless the enemy seeks death!"
"I can't laugh anymore. Yesterday, some people swore that they would not be affected, but today they were hospitalized."
"Overworked? Unwell? Radiation is radiation. There's no such thing as overwork or unwell!"
Ranked in the top three on Weibo's hot search list.
[3. The Minister of Environment was absent from his inaugural speech and Mr. Tian was rushed to the hospital]
There are comments one by one under this hot search term.
[Haixia.com: Latest news: The environment minister of Jiaobenji, Kenshin Sanada, suddenly disappeared after accepting the appointment, and Mr. Tian was also sent to the hospital after the press conference. After in-depth investigation and interviews with relevant parties, the spokesperson told us that Mr. Tian was feeling a little unwell, and it was not related to the seafood incident yesterday. As for Mr. Kenshin Sanada, he was resting due to overwork and it was inconvenient to disturb him. ]
What everyone is targeting is what Haixia.net said.
The spokesperson of Jiaoben Chicken said that Mr. Tian was not feeling well and Mr. Sanada Kenko was overworked, but no one believed it.
After all, it's typical that he treats everyone as fools.
As for the inside of Jiaoben Chicken, it was of course a mess.
"I'm sorry to tell you that it was indeed leaked and the amount is very shocking. I really didn't expect that they would choose to drink the water and eat the fish in order to deceive everyone."
Of course, the Home Saint also took this opportunity to output again. He looked very sad and said in front of the TV.
“How abominable!”
"How can such a person be our boss!"
"That's right, such liars should get out of our sight. We must vote for you, Mr. Zhaisheng, in the next election!"
"I think so too. If Mr. Zhaisheng hadn't taken out two lucky funeral items at the critical moment and persuaded Boss Zhang with the most sincere words, we would definitely not be where we are now!"
Many people in Jiaobenji noticed something strange, that is, although so many meteorites fell, only a very small number of people were hurt in the end.
There is a rumor among the people that the Yin-Yang master Tsuchiya Haru is very powerful, but it is obviously the words of a fool to believe it.
If Tsuchiya Haruaki was really that powerful, would the meteorite have hit Chunjiang directly? Would it have come to their side? Besides, if it was really the ancestor of the Yin-Yang School who appeared, why was Boss Tian's car directly crushed by the meteorite?
It is obvious that the other party listened to them at the beginning and said that ordinary people actually had no opinion on this matter and that everything was the fault of these politicians.
As ordinary people, we just want to live a stable life and that's enough.
"So I think everyone should stand up and vote for themselves bravely. Next, we will come up with a referendum system to completely separate ourselves from those politicians!!!"
The time came to 1:30 in the afternoon, and the Home Saint seemed to be the leader who would lead everyone to the dawn.
"traitor!!"
Boss Tian, who was lying on the hospital bed, was almost angry to death.
He conducted this kind of voting while I was in the hospital. What if it was really used by someone with ulterior motives to hype up the issue? Wouldn’t all my efforts over the years have been in vain?
"support!"
"I support this too! Ordinary people just want a stable life and don't want to be victims of some ambitious people!"
"I hope it will be online soon! If we get Boss Zhang's help in the future, I believe Jiangjiang Country will probably give us no chance at all."
The netizens in the live broadcast room were all very excited, and so were the people at the scene.
“It feels like he still has a chance of winning.”
Zhang Lingtian is watching the live broadcast.
He felt that the character of the Homebody Saint seemed to be established.
If we continue like this, we may not know whether it will work or not.
In fact, the otaku saint is definitely not as strong as professional politicians, but his advantage is that his personality has not collapsed and he is sincere.
Compared to Boss Tian, this is much stronger.
But if he really loses, Boss Tian will probably suffer internal injuries.
After all, the professional lost to a nerd who just watched movies.
The key point is that at the beginning, the name "Zhaisheng" was just a joke among everyone. Who would have thought that he would actually use this name.
All I can say is that everything was beyond my expectations.
Speaking of this restlessness, tomorrow's press conference will probably be interesting again.
In fact, many people are looking forward to tomorrow's press conference.
He was actually a little looking forward to it.
After all, the scene of Jiangji's sudden attack and Zhaoge and the others fighting back and forth at this press conference was quite interesting.
Who knows, some interesting problems might arise.
“Boom boom boom.”
At this moment, the door of Zhang Lingtian’s office rang.
"Come in."
Zhang Lingtian responded.
"Boss, are we going to do a live broadcast this afternoon?"
Jiang Xiaohan had just asked his boss this question, saying that he wanted to chat with everyone and test how much popularity an account with more than 20 million followers could attract.
But the boss said he would think about it.
The time is now half past one, which is actually a very suitable time to start the show.
"Forget it, I'll open it tomorrow when I have time. There's no need to rush to verify it so early."
Zhang Lingtian said to the assistant.
The other party just wants to verify the fans. There is no need to do it so early as there is plenty of time.
"Okay, then the boss has someone outside looking for you."
In addition to the live broadcast, there was someone outside looking for the boss, and she also came in to report.
"Someone is looking for me outside? Who?"
Zhang Lingtian thought about it carefully and it seemed that he didn’t have any appointment today.
It can’t be that kind of TV station!
"They said they were from the Institute of Archaeology, and were talking about the tomb of Genghis Khan that was found earlier."
Jiang Xiaohan continued speaking.
"Genghis Khan's tomb? Okay, I'll go see it."
Zhang Lingtian immediately became interested when he heard this.
"I've invited you to the reception room. You can just go over there, boss."
Jiang Xiaohan had already made all the arrangements.
Even the other person's tea was prepared.
Zhang Lingtian went to the reception room.
"What? You want to invite me into Genghis Khan's tomb?"
Chatted for a while.
The other party's words made Zhang Lingtian's heart twitch! I haven't written the expected plot yet, and I'm adding words... 00:44, the revision is completed.
(End of this chapter)