Chapter 23: Another exposed account? The funeral should be more grand!
"That's true."
Jiang Xiaohan nodded slightly when he heard this.
If something really happened to a celebrity like the principal, the entire Internet would probably explode.
However, the internet is calm now, so it seems that nothing has happened to the principal.
"So, what happened before was just an accident. I'm not that weird at all! Bah! I'm not weird at all!"
Zhang Lingtian said while driving.
The flat highway is perfect for chatting.
"Boss, it's no use brainwashing me. Even if I can succumb to your tyranny and believe in you, no one else will believe you."
Not that weird? She may not look very smart, but she is not stupid.
As the saying goes, things never happen three times.
She followed three people and all three died. Well, it was an accident. She accepted it.
The fourth one died again!
Well, although the probability is relatively small, there is still a possibility that an accident will happen after three times, so she believed it.
But what about the fifth person who is broadcasting food, Feilong?
The other party was fine at the beginning.
In the evening, he was still playing pranks to gain traffic and mocking his boss for his lack of skills.
Finally it was gone in the evening.
The hospital is only five minutes away from the residential area where Pang Ge and his two bloggers live, and it’s only a five-minute walk.
Almost next door.
In theory, the best rescue time for sudden death is within five minutes, but there is a high chance of survival if the patient is sent to the hospital within thirty minutes.
But he couldn't be saved.
Just tell me if it’s weird or not?
"Insolent power???"
Zhang Lingtian’s mind was full of question marks.
"Cover——"
Jiang Xiaohan realized that she had accidentally said some inappropriate words and immediately covered her mouth.
Then he looked at Zhang Lingtian with pitiful eyes.
It seemed to be saying, Boss, you don’t have any power, I just said nonsense, please forgive me! ! “Hey, Xiaohan, when did you come to work at Ping An Funeral Shop?”
Zhang Lingtian sighed slightly and asked with a slightly haggard look.
"I worked here part-time for two years when I was in college, and worked full-time for more than a year after graduation, so it's probably a little over three years."
Jiang Xiaohan thought for a while and then spoke.
"So do you think there's something wrong with me in these past few years? Like, I'm weird or something like that?"
Zhang Lingtian asked again, others can choose not to believe him.
But his assistant has to correct the other party's thinking.
"That's not the case..."
Jiang Xiaohan felt that his previous bosses were all very serious people.
"Right, if that person really has some evil magic, how could he hide it for so long? And have you ever seen any evil magic that is specifically used on Douyin?"
Zhang Lingtian continued to persuade patiently.
"this……"
Jiang Xiaohan took a deep breath.
She was thinking carefully.
The boss indeed became like this after he created a Douyin account.
If he really is the living King of Hell, why can this evil magic only be used on Douyin?
"So I'm really not weird at all, it's just a coincidence and bad luck at most!"
Zhang Lingtian said.
"Coincidence? Bad luck?"
Jiang Xiaohan didn't quite understand these two words.
"Yes, it was just a coincidence. I happened to notice that Brother Yang, who was courting his own death, had an accident. I happened to notice that he was taking photos by the railway track on the cliff. You know how dangerous it is to hike in the sky. It just happened that she had an accident just as I noticed her.
As for the dark circles under the eyes of the chef, even beauty can't cover it up. It's obvious that she died suddenly due to irregular work and rest. I just happened to pay attention to the sudden death. Not to mention the eating blogger Feilong, you can see that he has dark spots on his face due to long-term overeating. It's only a matter of time for him to have an accident. I just happened to be unlucky enough to run into it. To be honest, these people really don't know how to cherish their lives at all."
Zhang Lingtian finished speaking.
I also sighed that these people really don't value their lives.
"It seems so. They all have some problems, but this is too coincidental. And boss, tell me honestly whether that advertisement is a curse or not. I won't spread it, I swear, or you will make me boost the sales of the store!"
Jiang Xiaohan felt that what the boss said made some sense.
But I always feel something is wrong.
Also, she really wanted to know whether the boss's previous advertising slogan was really a soul-cutting spell.
At this moment, she was seen raising two fingers, as if swearing.
"Advertisements are curses? Xiaohan, where did you get the data? You studied accounting."
Zhang Lingtian asked with a frown.
"Didn't a netizen mention the other day that anyone who said the spell would die? The same thing happened last night. Before you said the spell, Feilong was alive and kicking, but after you said that slogan, he got into trouble. So this really looks like a hidden spell, Boss, could it really be?"
Jiang Xiaohan has no data.
But I feel like what everyone said makes sense.
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
And it seems to be the case in my impression.
"This is such a loose rumor! Xiaohan, did you forget about the little cook? I didn't advertise with her, and then she fell!"
Zhang Lingtian spoke to him.
"Hey! There's really no advertising!"
The vehicle is moving.
Jiang Xiaohan, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was flipping through his cell phone.
It turned out that my boss was working under that young cook and there was really no advertising.
"Is that so? So you were misled by some netizens. Nowadays, the Internet likes to create all kinds of hot topics to attract attention. I, the person involved, am really confused! If you really think about it carefully, you will find that these are actually accidents."
Zhang Lingtian is not fooling around.
After all, the system is not casting a spell in secret, the other party is just giving him a certain probability.
Just let him find out which people are more likely to have accidents.
"Indeed, it seems that I have really been led astray, Boss."
Think about it carefully.
Jiang Xiaohan nodded.
If the advertisement is a spell, why did the little chef die faster? And the people that the boss pays attention to have some problems themselves.
Either he has his own problems or he is committing suicide . The boss is really unlucky.
"It's good that you understand, so don't be so reserved in the future, relax a little, it's really exaggerated to cancel even the Douyin account."
If Zhang Lingtian really believed what they said, such as canceling his account for the rise of Ping An Funeral Shop, then he would be really out of his mind.
It is obvious that after Fei Long's death, everyone was afraid of his attention, so they cancelled their accounts.
"Hehe, boss, you found out. Actually, I secretly registered another account last night. The name is 'A Little White Goose'. I'm following you now."
Jiang Xiaohan said as he paid attention to the boss.
After all, this matter has been explained.
Of course, there is nothing to be afraid of.
"Then I'll get back to you later."
Zhang Lingtian replied.
"Uh-huh."
Knowing it was a misunderstanding, Jiang Xiaohan nodded and stopped worrying.
Soon we arrived in Chunbei City.
"Brother Tian, you are finally here. Come on, I have prepared lunch so we can talk while we eat."
Shanglong Village, Chunbei City.
As soon as Zhang Lingtian and his companions' car arrived at the village gate, a fat figure was already waiting there.
That's Fat En.
"I plan to hold a grand funeral for my son. After all, he liked a lot of fun when he was alive."
At the dinner table.
Feilong's father said to Zhang Lingtian.
"Grand? Of course! If you want, we can even create a mysterious past for Mr. Wang Dalong!"
Zhang Lingtian started promoting his own business.
Feilong is his stage name, his real name is Wang Dalong.
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(End of this chapter)