Chapter 39: Making money by dirty tricks, the retribution in this life is not bad!
Of course, this is all later.
At this moment, Zhang Lingtian entered the outdoor area.
It is evening now.
The sun sets.
[This pot of dinner is worth a million, come and try it! ]
Suddenly Zhang Lingtian found a video marked with a red banner.
The scene seemed to be on a fishing boat.
It was like cooking on the dock just after returning from the sea.
Zhang Lingtian stopped at this recommendation page.
"Brothers! Let's get started!!!"
Because the recommended page has six videos.
They are all silent.
At this moment, Zhang Lingtian pressed the unmute button.
The next second he heard a very thin man shouting at the top of his lungs.
And the expression is very exaggerated.
"Hit the octopus first! Make it dizzy first! Then pour everything into the pot. Don't add salt to seafood, just soy sauce is enough, brothers!!!"
The host’s ID is Dasha Seafood.
His expression is extremely exaggerated.
He slammed the octopus onto the table next to him and then threw it into the pot.
Then a pot of seafood was brought.
Conch, crab, lobster, fish, scallops, etc. are all stewed in one pot! "Brother, you can't eat every day even if you live by the sea. You have to take care of your health!"
"Why do I feel like this guy has some of the flavor of Zhang Quandan? Has he switched to cooking?"
"Throwing raw seafood directly into the pot and stewing it all together, I feel like this method will be unpalatable, is there any brother who knows how to do this?"
The exaggerated expression and the hodgepodge approach attracted a lot of discussion among netizens.
【Activate scanning.】
[Scanning object: ID Dasha Seafood. ]
[Danger signal: Going out to sea and live streaming seafood frying, the probability of danger happening next time is 1.5%! ]
[Danger Positioning: The probability of an accident occasionally going out to sea is low and almost close to the normal probability risk in life, but long-term unhealthy eating of seafood will overload the body and there is a 90% chance of poisoning. ]
【Customer attributes: low-risk customers. 】
[System prompt: The host can decide whether to pay attention or not. ]
Zhang Lingtian entered the live broadcast room and the system began scanning.
Suddenly he felt much clearer.
It turns out that the system needs to be tried more often.
The probability of a so-called danger signal.
It means that his current condition poses a danger to his life.
In plain words, it means what are the chances of you dying.
And risk positioning is the development of the above probability.
For example, going out to sea.
The other party only goes out to sea occasionally.
Therefore, under normal circumstances, the probability of life-threatening events is relatively small.
But why is it said to be close to the normal probability risk in life?
He guessed that after all, since they were out at sea, the probability of danger happening to them was definitely lower than for people on land.
That's not right! Suddenly Zhang Lingtian thought of a question.
This scene and this outfit look exactly like an old fisherman. How come he occasionally goes out to sea? And the second prompt of the system.
Fried seafood.
This is even clearer.
Long-term irregular eating of seafood will cause the body to overload, and the chance of poisoning next time is as high as 90%!
Fortunately, the chance of life-threatening is only 1.5%, which is relatively low.
"Get out of the pot! Brothers!!!"
The big fool in the video shouted hysterically.
Then catch an octopus and start eating it!
"Just chewing such a big octopus? I want to ask how much the teeth are for sale, hahahahahaha!"
The legs were so resilient that it looked like they were eating rubber bands to the netizens in the live broadcast room.
Some netizens were amused by the funny scene.
Took two bites of squid.
He picked up another scallop.
“Are there any fishermen here in the livestream? I want to know if scallops are really this big? I’m kind of greedy!!”
This scallop is actually bigger than an adult's palm.
The other party took a bite.
The expression was as if he was floating in the air.
It was as if I had eaten some of the most delicious food in the world.
Many netizens were envious of it.
"Brothers! When you cook this seafood at home, you don't need to add salt at all. Just add soy sauce! If you like spicy food, add some chili peppers. The taste is simply amazing!!!"
The skinny head of Big Stupid Brother.
An exaggerated expression.
A mouth full of buck teeth.
He was sucking his fingers violently.
He looked like he was enjoying himself to the fullest.
"As a seaside person, since you mentioned not adding salt, I want to say that in many cases, the food is delicious without any seasoning, but it will taste better with proper seasoning, not just salt. However, as for chili peppers, the spiciness is a destructive to fresh seafood and will seriously destroy the umami taste!"
"If the umami taste is destroyed, you can add MSG to enhance the umami taste!"
"Why don't you add some more oil?"
"You still have to take care of your body. I feel like eating this way will cause problems for your body."
"Honestly, this way of eating feels really wild! Is this how people at the beach eat?"
"Who on the coast eats like this? Don't you want your kidneys?!!"
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
"That's right! If he eats this much, his tophi will be as big as pebbles!"
"These days, it's not shameful to do anything for traffic and to bring in goods."
For this behavior and words.
The comments from viewers in the live broadcast room varied.
The water friends who live by the sea looked disdainful.
Because no real seaside person would eat like this.
The other party did this just to create a gimmick to attract people.
"Problems? Brothers, there won't be any problems with this way of eating fresh seafood. Problems are only with abnormal seafood. Also, we definitely have large scallops. If you like them, please follow us and click on the link at the bottom of the screen to have fresh seafood delivered to your home tomorrow morning!"
While eating, this big fool started to promote seafood.
[Douyin Assistant Tips: The distinguished millionaire anchor Ping An Bai Shi Pu has entered the live broadcast room. ]
Dasha is selling.
The live broadcast room was filled with heated comments.
Suddenly a red prompt appeared.
"Hiss——, how did the living devil come to Dasha's live broadcast room!?"
The viewers in the instant live broadcast room were all surprised! "If you do too many bad things, the King of Hell will come knocking on your door!"
Suddenly, a friend in the live broadcast room said in a deep voice.
"Doing a lot of bad things? What do you mean?"
"Yeah, brother made it clear!"
The others were also very curious and immediately waited to eat the melon.
"Don't look at him like a fool now, he is very smart when selling things, and often mixes bad things in!!"
"So he ate all the good ones, and the rest were shipped?"
"Hahahaha, are you trying to make me laugh to death upstairs?"
After some explanation from netizens.
Everyone finally understood.
It turns out that this Dasha is a seafood seller.
This boat is just a filming location!
"So that's how it is."
Zhang Lingtian seemed to suddenly understand.
He now finally understood why the system had previously described going out to sea as "occasionally" when comparing the danger levels of going out to sea and live streaming.
In terms of division of labor, this person is actually from the sales department.
Occasionally, I go out to sea and maybe just shoot a video to make everyone think I am going out to sea.
"Wow! It smells so good!!"
Dasha was enjoying the scallops! Suddenly he noticed a red sign.
"Fuck! Fuck! Brother Tian, why are you here!!!"
The next second! Dasha was no longer stupid! The tiger's body shook.
The scallop in my hand suddenly lost its fragrance.
The lips seemed to be equipped with a small motor, vibrating with a crackling sound.
After all, he is the living devil.
Anyone who pays attention to it, except for those who have the ability to make money.
The rest are gone!
"Haha, Dasha, you're not stupid anymore?"
"You made money by doing something dishonest, and the retribution in this life is not bad!"
"Dasha, in your next life, I hope you won't treat your online friends as fools."
"Shouldn't we tell him to be more careful in his next life?"
"Rest in peace. May the black-hearted anchor Dasha go to hell/candle/candle."
The living king of hell entered the live broadcast room.
Looking at the trembling Dasha, many netizens who had been cheated felt inexplicably relieved at this moment.
For a moment, I felt that the King of Hell was not so scary anymore. The light of righteousness was truly spreading on the earth.
"Wow! Brothers, you are trying to drive me to death!"
Dasha collapsed after seeing the comments! "Who told you to sell fake goods?"
"Yes, who told you to sell stinky seafood?"
All the netizens seemed to be unsatisfied.
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(End of this chapter)