Chapter 53 He? I’m afraid that the two minions of Black and White Impermanence can’t be provoked!
After all, this can cause trouble!
Even if the king of heaven comes, Zhang Lingtian is still very powerful!
Born with supernatural powers?
Nonsense! ! "Look everyone, the one we chose is a bodybuilding champion, his English name is Berta, so next, please ask our Mr. Zhang Lingtian to pay attention to him! ! "
The host Mu Meiling said to Zhang Lingtian.
The camera also showed Zhang Lingtian’s mobile phone interface.
"So strong! It's unlikely that he's in trouble, right?"
Backstage, Xiao Wang was looking at the bodybuilding champion named Berta.
"Well! Look at his profile. He is a famous bodybuilder. He once won the 75kg championship in the International Federation of Bodybuilding and Fitness. He is also a famous figure in the world of bodybuilding. Even the Black and White Impermanence can't take him away with this fate!"
The director nodded.
This is the Douyin account introduction of bodybuilding champion Berta.
What is being broadcast live now is the footage of him winning another international championship in the bodybuilding competition.
“It’s okay to pay attention.”
Before the system scanned the data, Zhang Lingtian directly clicked on the other party's follow button.
Black person!
A body full of tendon meat!
I just want to ask you what kind of accidents can happen with your physical condition.
Chunjiang focus, friendly forces!
"I've already paid attention, now it's time to refute the rumors!"
Mu Meiling was a little surprised to see Zhang Lingtian click the follow button so decisively.
Was it really a coincidence? Otherwise, why was he so positive? And the sincere expression just now didn't seem like an act at all.
Misunderstanding or not, this is a program that breaks feudal superstition.
Mu Meiling was muttering in her heart.
Because Zhang Lingtian was too calm.
It was as if he had been really wronged.
So she also believed the other party a little bit.
Let's take this opportunity of live broadcast to let everyone see clearly this ordinary funeral director. It is a very normal profession and there is no such thing as a King of Hell.
But if we do this, the program team of Approaching Science will probably get furious.
After all, with this material, they could have shot at least twenty episodes.
"The production team is unfair! This guy has the same physique as an orangutan, how can the Black and White Impermanence seduce him?!"
"Yes, they chose a black man who is also a bodybuilding champion. How can the God of Death take away such a tough life! Not to mention his two working lackeys!"
"The main thing is that the King of Hell is from China and is in charge of the Book of Life and Death in China. How can he not be in charge of Feifei's place?"
"That's right, you have to choose a domestic one to have reference value!"
The number of people in the live broadcast room is increasing.
When everyone saw that the host actually chose a black man, and a bodybuilding champion, they thought that the program team was completely helping the devil.
"Black people are also human beings! Think about it, if I am really the King of Hell who takes souls as I say, then this person will definitely not survive, right?"
Zhang Lingtian just finished following and put down his phone and explained calmly.
"Okay! Black people are people too! What about the spell!"
"That's right! We must cast the spell! Otherwise it will be meaningless!"
OK, they hate racial discrimination the most! Then black people are also human beings! But the King of Hell doesn't say spells, and the last time Feilong was a classic example! !
So the spell must be said! "I forgot to tell you that I set up the Douyin International version to automatically leave messages when I follow it."
Zhang Lingtian opened the page and displayed the automatic reply.
The main reason was that he had been quite busy these days, and he couldn't find where to turn off the automatic advertising. He had to ask customer service to resolve the issue, but he found it troublesome and he didn't plan to use the international version of Douyin again, so he didn't change it.
Who would have thought that I would use it again today.
Anyway, this black man doesn’t know what it means.
After all, it’s in Feifei place!
Some of them know Chinese.
And who in China has nothing better to do than follow a weird bodybuilding blogger?
After the show, he put down his phone and slowly picked up the tea brewed by the program crew. It was so refreshing.
At this moment, the system scanning prompt slowly appeared in his mind.
Sometimes the system scans faster.
Sometimes it's slower.
Probably within a minute anyway.
In fact, the response speed is acceptable.
Let’s take a look at the danger index of this black bodybuilding champion!
It seems that people like this should take medicine, right?
But medicine shouldn't kill you so quickly.
Anyway, as long as you don't die within 24 hours of his noticing you, it has nothing to do with him.
"What? Automatic message?"
"This is so terrifying——, Brother Yan Wang, are you planning to kill people in the international area?"
"I wonder, if this living devil follows someone in the domestic area and gives such an automatic reply, how many people will be scared to death?"
Seeing that Zhang Lingtian actually turned on the automatic private message function for followers, the viewers in the live broadcast room shouted for a massacre!
"Haha, it seems that everyone is very interested in Mr. Zhang, the living devil. In fact, what Mr. Zhang said just now is very right. If he is really a living devil, then there should be no distinction between races. Besides, didn't Tae Tae have a little cook who died suddenly before? So as long as he is the living devil, these will not affect it. And today we mainly dispel two rumors, the first is the zero-day rumor, and the second is the sooner or later rumor."
The show became a hit.
It has now reached over three million views! It was even reposted by Chunjiang Metropolitan TV!
Let's take advantage of this wind and put an end to this farce that originated from Chunjiang River!!
"Debunking the zero-day rumor? Does that mean your production team will follow up for 24 hours?"
"What do the morning and evening rumors mean? Why can't I understand them at all?"
"Are you talking about that prophet?"
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
When the fans heard this, they all asked curiously.
“Yes, the production team will follow up for 24 hours to see if anything happens to this bodybuilding champion. As for the morning and evening pattern, it is the faster and faster curse that everyone mentioned before.
For example, a netizen who is regarded as a prophet said that Yang Ge would follow in 9 hours, Meizhao sisters would follow in 3 hours, Xiaochu Niang would follow in 1 minute and 58 seconds after posting a comment, Hiking Lily would follow in 1 minute and 47 seconds, and Feilong would fall down immediately after 39 seconds. However, since there is no saying that the spell would make the King of Hell’s behavior ineffective, we will count down 1 minute and 47 seconds today to see if the law of sooner or later will appear! 50 seconds have passed now! Are you looking forward to it? ! ! ! "
Host Meiling shouted with her blood boiling.
Then a big countdown appeared in the studio.
It turns out that before this.
A netizen who is regarded as a prophet has summarized a law about the early and late arrival of the King of Hell, also known as the law of getting faster and faster.
The other party calculated the time to the exact second.
The impact on the Internet is also relatively large.
"That's not right! Shouldn't Feilong 39 seconds be a countdown of 39 seconds?"
"Why doesn't Jian Sisi count? And what about my Cong brother? And what about Li Bangbang!!"
The netizens questioned.
"Fei Long's behavior of playing tricks on the King of Hell can only be counted as falling under the zero-day rule. Jian Sisi's behavior of partnering with the gods also falls under the zero-day rule. As for Li Bangbang, everyone knows that the King of Hell deliberately let the zero-day rule slide, so his fate was the worst of all. As for Cong Ge's ability to make money make the world go round, this is a bug."
Soon, enthusiastic netizens responded.
"Science is the most effective antidote to superstition. There are still forty-nine seconds left! Let's count down together and witness the scientific flag flying..."
The countdown continues, studio.
Mu Meiling raised her excited, surging, and expectant smile, just like the one welcoming the dumplings-eating scene at the Spring Festival Gala! But the next second, she froze when she glanced sideways.
“What the hell!!”
A "f*ck" sounded in both of their headsets at the same time.
“Gulu——”
Mu Meiling swallowed her saliva in fear! "?"
"???"
“???”
"What the hell???"
…
And the live broadcast room.
The screen is almost full of question marks.
“He, he, he!!!”
In front of the TV!
Many viewers in Chunjiang City who were watching Chunjiang Focus pointed at the TV.
He looked around with shaking hands and wide eyes.
The whole look was incredible to the extreme.
"No, nothing's going to happen, is it?"
The large electronic screen is behind Zhang Lingtian.
The host suddenly seemed to press the still button, and the director’s voice came from the headset.
Of course, the most important thing is the row of freshly scanned data that appears in front of him.
His expression was stiff and complicated.
Even with a somewhat bitter smile.
[Scanning object: ID bodybuilding champion Berta. ]
[Danger signal: Live broadcast, the probability of danger happening next is 100%. ]
[Danger Positioning: Physical fitness is very good, but happiness leads to sorrow. The probability of danger due to socks is very high. ]
【Customer attributes: accurate customers. 】
【System prompt: Please pay attention as soon as possible. 】
【Ding! The host has followed. 】
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01:56 in the morning. Sorry to have kept you waiting for so long. Today was really an accident. I always felt that I was not satisfied with what I wrote, so I deleted a lot, about three or four thousand words. I was still revising it during the update time. The main reason was that I didn’t want to publish chapters that I was not satisfied with. It would be a shame for me and also irresponsible to everyone.
I won't stay up any longer. I'll just update this much. Today was really an accident. I'll update as usual tomorrow. I'm going to bed first. I'm afraid of sudden death. This is the first time I've been updating so late.
Oh, by the way, those who say I am a studio, please stop talking about it. If a real studio had the same update speed as me, I would have been fired by the boss or hung on a telephone pole to feed mosquitoes!
Finally, big guys, please give me some votes, I want votes, I want motivation, woo woo woo~ give me some~~o(╥﹏╥)o
(End of this chapter)