Chapter 79 The whole network is boiling, double happiness!
"It's amazing! Damn, this is so, so cool!!"
"Hahaha, Boss Zhang is truly a national hero. Love it! Hope good things come in pairs!!"
"Happiness! If the King of Hell tells you to die at three o'clock, who dares to keep you alive until five o'clock? Today, I announce that my dumpling restaurant will have a 40% discount on all meals!!"
"Speaking of which, this move by Yan Wang is really generous! I just don't know how the groups will respond at the next press conference. After all, I went to the international forum and saw that the netizens of Jiaobenji were jumping up and down! One by one, they said they wanted to condemn it and wanted Rabbit to give them an explanation!"
There was just news of the attack yesterday.
Given the chicken's medical condition, it's unlikely the other party would die.
Finally, it was gone this morning.
The curse of the King of Hell is so terrifying that it seems that only a strong man like the boss can withstand it.
Peaceful funeral shop.
"Tiantian! Why are you guys here so early?!"
Jiang Xiaohan came over and wanted to open the door.
It turned out that just after eight o'clock, Li Tiantian and Su Wei had already arrived at the funeral shop.
"Sister Xiaohan, the speaking team is about to come online, come and see how they plan to deal with the reporter!!"
Li Tiantian waved excitedly. At this moment, many people were paying attention to this press conference.
Not only their country, but also netizens from all over the world such as Chicken with a Feet, Eagle Sauce and even the Yingying Empire are focusing their attention on this.
The press conference site.
Countless cameras were pointed at it.
The reporter of Foot Basin Chicken clenched his fists.
Eyes wide open.
It was actually controlled remotely using mysterious sorcery.
Then they killed someone! How despicable! They must have done the boss's work! Thinking of this, the reporter from the chicken pot exchanged glances with the reporter from the eagle sauce.
Everything is ready, now we just have to wait for the spokesperson of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to come out.
"Good morning, everyone."
At this moment, the spokesperson of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs walked straight to the podium.
He was currently wearing a handsome black suit and black frameless glasses.
The most distinctive feature is his small eyes that can be narrowed into a line. Li Zhao, known as Brother Zhao in the world, is loved by the people for his answers. A netizen just described him as the elegant and easy-going sunshine shining on the earth, but somehow he blinded other people's eyes.
As a member of the group, he acted quickly and after explaining the routine relevant examples, he quickly moved on to the question-and-answer session.
"As everyone knows, our beloved Mr. Yamabe was attacked at 5pm yesterday and was pronounced dead at 6am this morning. All this happened after a follow-up. According to relevant reports, many people believe that Zhang Lingtian from your country's Ping An Funeral Shop used evil magic to control the killer and caused the killing. The boss also suffered a series of bad luck after a follow-up and was even investigated by the federal police. How do you explain this?!"
The reporter from Jiaobenji was the first to speak.
Everyone was very conscious and gave the other party the opportunity to speak first.
"Okay, thank you for your question. First of all, we express our deepest sympathy, regret and condolences for Mr. Yamabe's unexpected death."
Brother Zhao answered in a very official tone.
The reporter stared at the chicken in the basin.
Reporters from other countries also looked at each other.
After all, the words behind the official tone are the key.
"But now is the 21st century, a highly civilized and scientific society, and there are still people who use feudal superstition to frame ordinary citizens of our country. Don't you think it's absurd? We strongly condemn those people in Chicken Country with ulterior motives!!"
After the voice fell, there was a pause for a second.
"This is just a coincidence. Our citizen Mr. Zhang Lingtian follows Mr. Yamabe from your country and Mr. Dong from the other side of the ocean out of love."
"???"
The Eagle Sauce and Chicken Foot Basin reporter looked at each other.
Something happened just as I asked you to pay attention to me. You call this a coincidence?
So nonchalant and calm!
Just ask the people present if they believe it! Isn't this just lying with open eyes? Uh, no, he seems to be closing his eyes...
"Brother Zhao is awesome!!!"
Netizens who were watching the live broadcast immediately applauded on the spot.
Seeing the chicken in the basin being defeated and the reporter with the bald eagle looking confused made me feel happy for some reason!! This is the real group!!
"But netizens in your country celebrated and some even called him a national hero. It's hard not to think that this was not a premeditated murder."
The reporters sent by Jiaobenji today are also elite reporters.
React quickly and prepare to counterattack.
"Our netizens are only expressing their indignation towards Mr. Yamabe of your country out of patriotism. Instead, you should face up to history and reflect on why such misunderstandings occurred."
Brother Zhao's tone was calm and he even performed some Tai Chi.
"KO——"
At this moment, a voice sounded in the minds of everyone watching the live broadcast.
Zhang Lingtian was naturally also watching the live broadcast.
After all, when something like this happened, he also wanted to know how the speaking group would respond.
The result was directly shocking.
Professional, really awesome!
"The photographer is such a bitch...what should I do if I like it so much!"
At the same time, many people were cheering for the photographer crazily.
Because the other party even gave a close-up to the reporter of Foot Basin Chicken.
The other party was a little confused before, and now he is completely confused and autistic, even covering his chest secretly.
It's like a heart ache!!
It immediately attracted a lot of applause!
"Any questions?"
Brother Zhao ignored the messy reporter who was holding his heart in the wind and rain. His eyes seemed to be saying, that's it? You're showing off your skills in front of an expert? "Your country has a five-thousand-year-old civilization, and the evil witchcraft is also among them. The netizens in the Chicken Country and the Rabbit Country have a similar history. I think this is very likely. Otherwise, how could there be such a coincidence? Mr. Yamabe got into trouble less than 24 hours after I started following him. And our boss Dong is also strangely seriously ill and is being investigated by the federal police."
The chicken in the basin fell down, and the reporter with the name of Bald Eagle appeared.
"Really? But the information I intercepted yesterday was clearly a mockery of our country by netizens on Jiaobenji. They also said that a country with a 5,000-year-old civilization would actually use so-called witchcraft to scare people in this scientific age. This behavior is even more ridiculous than a TV series. I even heard that Mr. Zhang Lingtian and his friends won the prize and will travel to their country. There are also calls for warriors to give Mr. Zhang, the liar, a lesson."
"this……"
The spokesman for the bald eagle was a little speechless.
After all, netizens did react strongly to yesterday's incident of "Foot Basin Chicken".
Mocking someone and calling him a charlatan.
So it is a bit self-deprecating to use this as a basis today, and it is not quite appropriate.
"Also, everyone in the world knows that Mr. Yamabe was shot and killed by a former member of the guard, Yamagami, during a speech. This is clearly an internal matter of Chicken Country, so why put the blame on Mr. Zhang Lingtian? As for your country's boss, is it also Mr. Zhang Lingtian who used evil magic to control the federal police? Since you think Mr. Zhang has such terrifying abilities, are you going to ask him to be the village chief of Earth Village next?"
Zhao Ge asked back.
"this……"
The corner of the Bald Eagle reporter's mouth twitched slightly.
The reporter of Foot Basin Chicken tightly grasped his chest.
Is it useless even if the eldest brother comes?
"The Internet age has given everyone the opportunity to speak out. There are always some netizens who lack scientific education. Here I want to say that Mr. Zhang Lingtian is just an ordinary citizen of our country. I hope everyone will not use this as an excuse to promote superstitious theology. This is always a scientific materialistic world. Don't you agree?"
The topic was brought back again.
"Yes, thank you for your answer, spokesperson."
Although the Eagle Sauce reporters were angry, they could only go down the stairs.
After all, as an official representative, you certainly can't take the lead in bending your butt in such an occasion.
"This is indeed a world of scientific materialism. As a country with advanced science and rational education, we will correct the inappropriate perceptions of a very small number of netizens as soon as possible."
The reporter also stood up and responded.
What else can he say.
Even if they suspected that the other party really had some sorcery that they were not aware of, as official representatives they had no choice but to stand firm.
"So I believe that Mr. Zhang Lingtian will not encounter any trouble in his trip to the chicken bowl in a month, and he will feel the warmth of high quality in a foreign country."
Brother Zhao said this very calmly.
“Bang—”
The reporter of the foot basin chicken didn't sit firmly and fell to the ground! There were many people who couldn't hold back at the moment.
"Bullfrog bullfrog——"
"Zhao Nii, my idol!!!"
"Look how scared the chicken is that it can't even sit still!"
“Hahaha, you’re showing off in front of Teru-nii. You’re going to die miserably this time. The King of Hell said he’ll see you guys on the streets of Oozakura in a month!!”
"Upstairs, what is the King of Hell? This is Mr. Zhang Lingtian, an ordinary citizen of our Rabbit Country. Do you know him? Don't spread superstition!!"
Many people in front of the live broadcast screen burst into laughter.
I have to say, it's really refreshing to see both the eagle sauce and the chicken in the basin being defeated at the same time!
"puff--"
Peaceful funeral shop.
The three of them also laughed out loud.
As expected of a news conference team, this is a great answer!
Those reporters who wanted to make things difficult for them could not find any hope at all, and it seemed that they even got a chance to go to Jiaobenji for team building?
One month later.
It should be fine by then.
Besides, you've been busy for so long, you should at least have some fun.
"Mr. Li Zhao, today is the day our Mr. Yamabe passed away. Is it appropriate for your assistant to wear a red suit?"
The reporter was embarrassed, and he also happened to notice that Li Zhao's assistant in the distance was wearing a red suit.
Isn't this a naked provocation!
Others also looked at him a little differently.
Actually, what the Rabbit Country did was really not very kind. Although I know you are happy, it is a press conference after all. Can you pretend a little? "So, according to you, does that mean that everyone wearing red clothes today is insulting your country?"
Zhao Ge asked back in confusion.
"Don't you think this explanation is a bit of a misnomer? Everyone knows that red represents joy in your country!"
The Bald Eagle reporter also joined in!
"As for this issue, there is an old saying in our country: Don't judge a gentleman by your own standards. If it is translated into a foreign language that you can understand, it means that if your eyes are dirty, everything you see is dirty. Dressing is a person's freedom, so don't get angry over a piece of clothing."
After Zhao Ge finished speaking, Wang Zhi looked around with a look of contempt.
Then he stopped and took a sip of water.
The reporter from Bald Eagle also felt nervous.
When the reporter from Jiaobenji heard this, he was so angry that he wanted to find a quick-acting heart-saving pill! ! Because not only did their questions not get the answers they wanted, but they were also choked back by the other party.
The time came to nine o'clock.
The press conference ended quickly.
Zhao Ge’s amazing answer made the headlines directly.
"What the hell! How is this possible!?"
"Is this the spray that the King of Hell is talking about??"
"Please correct me, I am Mr. Zhang, an ordinary citizen! I am not the living devil, please know. /doghead"
Many netizens who stayed up late have just woken up, while some have just finished their commute and are slacking off at work.
When they read this eye-catching news, their pupils couldn't help but shrink, and some even understood what the so-called "spray to death" meant.
It turns out that they didn’t open up the pattern before!
[5. Yamabe was attacked on the streets of Osakura yesterday afternoon and was pronounced dead at 7:30 this morning. What do you think about this? ]
Forced.
This news also made it to the hot search list.
Occupies the fifth position.
"I feel relieved after seeing those brothers who mocked the King of Hell yesterday delete their accounts."
"To borrow a phrase from Xiao Wang's second account, today is another day when my faith is off the charts!"
"Yesterday I thought he could be saved. After all, he didn't seem to be in serious condition and he was able to dodge the attack himself. But this morning you told me he was dead? Today is indeed a day of overwhelming faith!"
"The King of Hell told us that spraying to death is not just a superficial spray with the mouth, but it means literally, really spraying to death! I would like to call this second gun on the mountain the best gun in Asia!!"
"I have to congratulate them for this. Thanks to the bodyguards for their full cooperation. They didn't play any role in the whole incident and successfully became the mascot. By the way, who was bragging about how awesome these bodyguards were before? They are really awesome! They didn't even react when the host was killed."
This forced many netizens to post.
"@小道君, I'm really, really being criticized!!"
"Brother, I suggest you learn from that guy with the flat head and run away as soon as possible!! @小道君"
"You are the first person who dares to call and scold the King of Hell directly. Now Mr. Yamabe is really finished. Maybe you will be the next one! @小道君"
The group where the recording was circulated yesterday.
One by one, they tagged the thin man named Xiaojingjun.
I was really criticized.
Not a single word is superfluous.
Fortunately, they were just mocking in the group yesterday and didn’t post it outside.
But this trail guy is different.
The other party not only cursed the King of Hell but also sent the other party's recording to Bihu to ask questions.
Now all the comments under this post are asking whether the answerer has gone abroad.
[The group is: Xiaojingjun has left the group chat]
Yet they chatted and chatted.
The person named Xiaojingjun left the group chat.
"How is this possible?!"
He looked at the news on the computer and was extremely surprised! !
You should know that the medical level of Osakura is among the best in the world.
In simple terms, as long as you still have a breath left, we can save you.
Logically speaking, nothing should happen to Mr. Yamabe.
But when he woke up and saw the exploding group chat and messages everywhere, his mind went blank.
Anti-Yanwang Alliance.
[Administrator MC Fei Ge has left the group]
[Administrator Xiao Xiaoai has left the group]
[Administrator Da Huang has left the group]
…
"What the hell? Why are they all running away?"
"Brother Fei, don't leave. Aren't you planning to be the leader?!"
There was chaos in the group.
[50. Anti-Yanwang Alliance Disbanded]
Weibo hot search list.
The Anti-Yanwang Alliance announced its dissolution.
All administrators have left the group chat.
The group owner randomly gave it to a new member who had just joined the group.
"What? Disbanded? Lifespan is only 48 hours?"
"Hahaha, Anti-Yanwang Alliance, you must be shocked by Boss Zhang's trick. Let's see who you are against now!"
"Yesterday, the leader was killed and the culprit was looking for the brand to promote the product. Today, even Shanbei, who was protected by the national fortune, is gone. I seem to hear Boss Zhang saying, come on!"
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
"Hurry up and send Boss Zhang out. Let's go eat some chicken!"
"After you send it out, don't come back, right?"
"Fuck! Brother advises you to delete the comment immediately. It will be troublesome if Boss Zhang gives you a follow package."
“Don’t say that, today, Brother Zhao’s deception is really powerful. Now that the Anti-Yanwang Alliance has collapsed, the battle will be launched!!”
Under the Anti-Yanwang Alliance, the netizens were chatting enthusiastically.
He even said that he would set up a war bureau.
In fact, they all understand now!
Boss Zhang was 100% recruited by the authorities or had some kind of cooperation with the authorities.
Ordinary citizens! I'm afraid the people of Rabbit Country already know the identity of the other party, the living devil!
But you definitely can’t admit it to the outside world.
Otherwise, how can an ordinary citizen like Mr. Zhang play a role in threatening the enemy country? "Uh..."
Peaceful funeral shop.
Originally, after reading Zhao Ge’s speech, Zhang Lingtian exclaimed that it was excellent.
As a result, when he saw rows of people calling him ordinary citizens under his Douyin, Zhang Lingtian fell silent.
What is the structure of these people's brains day by day?
Also, the news that I had won the prize was too exaggerated.
Even Brother Zhao knew about it! "Brother Cong, this is a powerful trick!!"
Inside a villa.
The young man looked at the scallion and gave a thumbs up.
"I am now looking forward to the team-building life of our ordinary citizen Mr. Zhang in a 'high-quality' country."
Tearing onions brings a different kind of smile.
Of course, he secretly found someone to promote the hype.
Looking at Zhao Ge’s remarks today, regardless of whether this living devil has reached some kind of tacit understanding with the authorities, it’s never wrong to send him on a trip.
“Hahaha, I’m looking forward to it too.”
The young people are ready to go.
Funeral shop.
“Congratulations, boss, for becoming a private citizen!!”
Zhang Lingtian was sitting in the office. Li Tiantian and Su Wei opened the door and said with a smile.
"Wasn't I a private citizen before?"
Zhang Lingtian frowned and asked.
"Forehead……"
Li Tiantian and Su Wei looked at each other.
"Boss, this is not important. Now I believe that after Brother Zhao finishes speaking, our company's account will definitely gain followers like crazy. Our company's sales will definitely increase greatly, and our money will flow in!"
Li Tiantian's mind works very quickly.
Change the subject at lightning speed.
“…”
Zhang Lingtian glanced at him unhappily.
"By the way, boss, did you say that one is also open 24 hours a day?"
At this time, Li Tiantian couldn't help but ask about gossip.
Don't we all want to have two things at once?
In fact, she really wanted to do it! "I don't know, just wait and see."
Zhang Lingtian spread his hands.
He checked the system information.
Within three days.
There is no specific time.
And the reason is that he died of old age.
It's worth her life.
"It is said that Wuwu is already working at full capacity to produce various flags and mourning supplies. I estimate that it will be soon."
Su Wei received some gossip and whispered it to Li Tiantian's ear.
"You think you're the only one who saw it? I saw it too. I just wanted to ask the boss. After all, the other party's grasp of time is truly accurate."
As an expert in gossip, Li Tiantian naturally has many groups that know about insider information.
But she still wanted to hear some accurate information from her boss.
"Boss, our company's account lost followers today!!"
Jiang Xiaohan has been monitoring the data.
Come over and report now.
“Losing fans!!”
Li Tiantian's pupils shrank! "How could this happen? Why did I lose followers??"
She asked doubtfully.
Normally, a man like my boss who is often on the hot search list should have a crazy increase in followers. How come he has lost followers?
However, the number of followers on their company's account is indeed a bit slow.
Normally, if the boss had this level of traffic, the company account would probably have 7 or 8 million followers, or even tens of millions.
As a result, it is only more than three million now.
"Could it be the Yama letter?"
Su Wei suddenly thought of something!!
"I see. Has any business approached us for cooperation recently?"
Zhang Lingtian was actually quite calm about this, because he had already started losing followers since last night.
He is a funeral anchor.
Most people would think it's unlucky and ignore it.
After all, funerals are considered unlucky in many people's minds.
Besides, if your family saw it, you wouldn’t know how to explain it.
The second is the Yama Post summarized by netizens yesterday.
Although it was completely false, netizens blindly followed it and it even made it into the top ten of the hot search list.
One of them is that he is preparing to take action against his fans.
It is recommended that ordinary people run away quickly.
Those who want to seek wealth and honor in danger can stay.
Indeed, at present, the ability of this chosen one is only to scan fans.
Most of the followers scanned are high-risk or above.
At first everyone thought it was just an accident.
But after the first fan Chunjiang Cool Brother was ignored and the second fan Wo Ru Ji Feng was ignored, everyone came to their senses even if they were slow to react.
So it is normal for some netizens to unfollow.
Never mind.
After all, he couldn't stop these things.
It’s better to ask if there are any brands looking for them to cooperate.
After this funeral business, they have no other orders for the time being.
“Yes, there are, but many of them are from consulting companies.”
Jiang Xiaohan felt helpless.
Anyone with a discerning eye knows what it means to use the consulting company's seal instead of the company's seal.
It is obviously Li Kui and Li Gui.
"Okay, as long as you can't confirm that it's our company's, then don't sign the contract."
Zhang Lingtian explained.
Although he is short of money, he will not accept such ill-gotten gains.
"OK."
Jiang Xiaohan nodded.
She thought so too.
There was no way to be sure so she wouldn't sign.
"Okay, then you can go and get busy first."
Zhang Lingtian spoke.
"The Wanda Shopping Center also called us and asked us to take some time to go over and claim the prize. Boss, what do you think..."
Jiang Xiaohan looked at Zhang Lingtian with her beautiful eyes.
"To receive the award? I'm busy today. Let's go there tomorrow afternoon after the funeral."
Zhang Lingtian thought for a second and replied.
"Boss! Are you saying we're really going to travel to Jiaobenji?!"
When Li Tiantian heard this, her eyes lit up like a light bulb! She thought the boss wouldn't go! Jiang Xiaohan was also a little surprised.
She thought that a boss with this kind of personality would not go out to play!
Unexpectedly, he actually agreed to receive the award.
Su Wei was also a little bit unbelievable!!
"If you have nothing to do, it's nice to go out and have fun. There's someone to support you anyway."
Speaking of which, their funeral shop has never held a team-building event.
Since you have become a lucky anniversary customer, why not go out for some fun and relax?
"yeah--"
"Long live the boss——"
Su Wei and Li Tiantian were extremely excited.
Jiang Xiaohan took a look at the data on his mobile phone.
Lost attention again.
Previously, there were more than 3 million followers, but now there are only more than 2.8 million left.
It was really horrible.
She even has an idea now.
Do you think the boss's agreement to go out with her is a big plan, intending to change from a funeral anchor to a travel blogger and make money? She felt that the boss was generous, but he still attached great importance to money.
Perhaps this money is also one of his assessment tasks.
"Alright, alright, go and do your own thing."
Zhang Lingtian entered the office.
In the blink of an eye, a day has passed.
And this afternoon.
When they heard that the King of Hell was coming, the Chicken Club was furious!
They don't trust ordinary citizens! A rabbit's mouth is a lie, there must be something wrong with this guy! ! "Boss, let's go first."
Li Tiantian and the others said goodbye to Zhang Lingtian.
“Crack—”
Zhang Lingtian was the last one to lock the door.
Then he got into his Passat.
Another day has passed.
There wasn't really anything to do today, so it went by pretty fast.
[Ding! The target of attention has died. ]
Just as he arrived downstairs in the community, Zhang Lingtian suddenly heard a voice in his mind! "What the hell?"
Zhang Lingtian's eyes froze.
I didn't expect it to happen so soon! [The host has cancelled the funeral.]
It was impossible to undertake the funeral.
After all, he, a small funeral shop, doesn't have the ability to do that.
After parking the car, Zhang Lingtian checked and found that there was no news on the Internet yet.
Indeed, it is impossible for there to be any information on the Internet when the incident just happened.
Maybe it will be released tonight or tomorrow morning.
The other side.
The time came to seven o'clock.
The country of sauce.
"What did you say!!"
The boss, who was lying on the hospital bed with a dark face, had his pupils constricted!
"Yes."
The assistant next to him nodded.
Be sure and be certain!
"Could this Zhang Lingtian really be the God of Death? What do you think would happen if I asked him to pay attention to the sleeping old man?!"
The boss suddenly came up with an idea.
…
Even less, only 6,800 words before 10,000. My head may not be clear yet. I will take a break and try again tomorrow!! Big guys, please vote! Please vote!!
(End of this chapter)