Chapter 88 is so exciting and brings tears to my eyes!
At the same time, domestic forums also completely exploded.
Apart from the top management, the first to get the news were the core group of the Zhanyou Bureau and other group chats with insiders! "Zhanyou Bureau Chief Manager: It's blown up! Brothers, the God's toilet really blew up! Open the champagne to celebrate our ordinary citizen Mr. Zhang Lingtian!!"
"Zhanyou Bureau Great Management: Video.jpg"
The other party sent a video.
You can feel the excitement of this big manager through the screen.
After all, this damn place is one that many people want to blow up!
It finally happened today.
"Fuck, this is too much. The toilet blew up right after I got on the plane. What kind of thing would happen when I landed? A tsunami? An earthquake? A volcanic eruption?!"
"This isn't an explosion, this is people seeing the King of Hell coming and taking the initiative to open the roof of their own grave to welcome him! By the way, they also set off firecrackers and shouted "Red and prosperous!"
"Hahaha, this time the Chicken Foot Basin Shrine is really popular!"
When you click on the video, you will see a scene of a raging fire burning in the foot basin and chicken toilet.
And there was a lot of debris flying out on the ground.
I don't know why I feel inexplicably relieved watching it!
It turned out that the shrine of Jiaobenji was under renovation today. Not long after the staff went up to the roof, a thunderbolt fell from the sky! Then the whole shrine exploded!
There was a blazing fire inside!!
As for the workers who were repairing the roof of the shrine, they were naturally blown away and seriously injured.
Along with him was a clergyman wearing a black crown, holding a wooden square in his hand, tiptoeing with his head lowered and wearing white skirt and pants.
The main hall is being renovated and side halls are being used for sacrifices.
As a result, the exploding wave washed him directly into the mud in the pool next to him.
The so-called holy garment was covered in mud! The clergyman was so angry that he jumped to his feet.
"It's so scary! The sacred toilet of the Foot Basin Chicken actually exploded!"
In a university dormitory, a classmate who was browsing the Jiaobenji website exclaimed.
"What? The sacred toilet exploded? Which warrior did this?!"
Another young man who was masturbating stopped and looked at his roommate lying on the upper bunk in disbelief!
"I don't know, it was said to be a lightning strike?"
"Lightning strike? Is lightning strike so scary? Holy shit!!"
According to the video, the scene was indeed a bolt from the blue, but it seemed that there was a delay after the lightning strike before the sacred toilet exploded violently and the roof was blown off.
"You said that just as the King of Hell took off, the toilet of the Foot Basin Chicken was struck by lightning and exploded. Isn't this too coincidental!!"
"My eyes are filled with tears! Boss Zhang has finally turned over a new leaf. Please allow me to call him a national hero!!!"
"I am guilty. I unfollowed Boss Zhang before. I will follow him again right now!"
Things quickly fermented, and the first people to receive the news were naturally the active group of college students.
Classrooms, cafeterias, dormitories, playgrounds, benches... almost all of them are about this topic. After all, no one has any good feelings towards this magical toilet!!!
Now that it has been blown up, of course we applaud! Especially when it is struck by lightning, the explosion without any direction is even more comfortable.
As for you asking him if it was an accident!
Of course this is an accident! Right!
It has absolutely nothing to do with their boss Zhang!
[50. Explosion of the God's Toilet]
Scarf.
In just a few minutes, it directly became a hot topic.
[44. Explosion of the God's Toilet]
And it soared at an extremely terrifying speed, even surpassing the last time Shanbei was criticized! Because when he was criticized, everyone thought he would not die, so although the popularity was high, it was far less than this. It was not until the next day when the news of the cold came out that it completely exploded! !
"Let's burn down the shrine, and let the chicken feel the black smoke coming out of the ancestral tomb!"
"This kind of behavior is highly discouraged, because he didn't burn enough and we didn't enjoy it enough!!"
"This behavior is really not worth promoting. Using fire belt explosions not only pollutes the environment but also makes a lot of noise. It would be great if there were a better way! /狗头"
"I agree with the above comments. Is it really good to pollute the environment and make noise like this? If innocent people are nearby, they may be hurt and suffer. In the future, we should use hydrogen bombs so that the victims will not suffer. It is also very clean."
"Where are the environmentalists? Satan would kiss the back of your hand and call you Godfather!"
"Damn, all of you comments are based on the first few words. I can't put my sword back anymore. You'd better change into the enemy's clothes and whip the corpse! Ordinary citizen Boss Zhang will arrange a good position for you in the underworld, so you don't have to worry about anything."
The number of comments soared, and the topic went from millions to several million and finally to tens of millions!
Netizens started to make fun of it.
"Yan Wang is awesome! To celebrate, my dumpling restaurant is giving a 10% discount today!!!"
"Tell me the address!!"
Some netizens also said that their dumpling restaurant was having a discount again. Of course, I don’t know whether this dumpling restaurant was the one that provided the atmosphere.
In addition to the domestic boiling.
This incident also made the news in neighboring Bangbang.
"The Footbath Chicken Shrine on the other side of the river exploded?"
"Really? Who did it? I've been annoyed by that for a long time! Was it someone from our country or someone from the rabbit next door?!!"
"This guy did something I dare not do. I had imagined going to a local air force base and flying an F18 loaded with ammunition to blow up this toilet!!"
"Indeed, he's awesome~, we must protect him! We can't let the hero get hurt!"
"It is said that he was struck by lightning!"
"What? Lightning strike? Is this a sign from heaven?"
"I heard that a very evil funeral shop owner appeared in the Rabbit area. Whoever he targeted would die. This time, the other party's plane just flew to Jiaobenji, and then the shrine exploded."
This incident also made the news in neighboring Bangbang, causing a huge uproar.
There was no one who failed to praise this behavior.
International Forum.
The fans of Jiaoben Chicken are going crazy!
"Rabbit is trying to intimidate us. I suggest we send out the army to shoot down their so-called god-like plane with cannons! /Angry/Angry"
"We strongly condemn the rabbits! They did this on purpose! They are destroyers of world peace!!"
"How did you become a rabbit after being struck by lightning? I, the Bear Country, don't understand."
"Yeah, this was obviously an accident, what does it have to do with the rabbit?"
"The Ghost Society is the source of human evil. I hope you can face up to history. Now even God can't stand it anymore and you are still flattering Boss Zhang. We have emphasized many times that Boss Zhang is just an ordinary citizen!"
"You have arbitrarily made an ordinary citizen into a king of hell, and even said you would use cannons to attack him. Look at what you call a high-quality chicken. You are simply a human devil!!"
"???"
In the international forum, members of the Zhanyou Bureau with various IP addresses are dispatched!
After all, Boss Zhang fought such a beautiful battle, so they must play their fighting role.
Put the blame on someone else!!
“I guess there must be that Zhan Youju among you guys, right? Ha! Our shrine has never been struck by lightning before, so how come there was a lightning strike as soon as he arrived? Don’t think we don’t know that this is the other party secretly doing something to destroy our country’s destiny! We have Onmyoji in our country too, and when the time comes, we will make sure that this evil spirit of yours will never return!!”
"Not only do we have Onmyoji, we also have Ninjas! If they dare to destroy our national destiny and draw lightning to blow up the shrine, then the four of them will just have to wait to die here!!"
"Why do we need Onmyoji and Ninja to appear? I, Yamashita Ronin, a 9th degree Karate dan with 1.42 million followers on YouTube, am announcing today that I will challenge this funeral extravagance for the sake of the shrine!!"
The public outrage over Jiaobenji is raging! !
It might even happen that Boss Zhang and his group would never return!
There was even an internet celebrity challenger among them.
"Baka——"
Flight 8919.
We set off at 4:30 and finished ascending at 5:00, entering a stable flight period.
Because there is WiFi signal on the plane, many people are connected to the Internet.
Since it is a plane going to Jiaobenji, there must be people from Jiaobenji.
On the plane! When this chicken-footed person saw their shrine exploded, the other party also exploded on the spot!
"Bastard——, Zhang Lingtian! I'm going to kill him!!!"
A man wearing round glasses and the standard uniform of a foot basin chicken clenched his fists! He gritted his teeth! It looked as if his teeth were about to break!!! "He must be killed!!!"
Some of the people on the plane had an orgasm right there.
Because according to their current public opinion.
This Zhang Lingtian is highly suspicious! As for the first class cabin, it was peaceful.
The main reason is that Li Tiantian, who is well-informed about gossip, is immersed in material enjoyment.
The phone was thrown aside.
In a luxurious first-class cabin, where she can enjoy a full range of massages and listen to music, why would she need a mobile phone? Wouldn't it be fun to massage your hands and relax your whole body and mind? Stay away from your mobile phone.
Don't be a slave to your phone.
We must not miss the unlimited supply of snacks, fruits, etc. for four or five hours.
This is Li Tiantian’s idea.
So she missed the opportunity to see the messages in the core group.
Otherwise she wouldn't be in the mood to enjoy it.
Instead, I was worried that when I got off the plane, I would be surrounded by people who were like foot basin chickens.
After all, we had just got on the plane when the explosion happened!
She certainly hoped that this had nothing to do with her boss.
But the people of Jiaobenji don't think so. They will definitely blame their boss for the other party's death! Team building! I'm afraid they will start a new copy of the underworld team building!
Jiang Xiaohan and Su Wei also enjoyed it in the same way.
Zhang Lingtian was receiving system rewards.
【Ding! System rewards have been issued!
Reward 1: Real World Scanning Card (Primary) Reward 2: New system functions are enabled, please check for details. 】
At this moment, a row of big words appeared in front of Zhang Lingtian.
It was another real-world scanning card, but he thought this one was pretty good.
If this card had not been automatically scanned at the airport, he might have died in the sea by now.
After all, it was impossible for him to watch the live broadcast at the airport. Even if he could watch the live broadcast, he wouldn't be lucky enough to scan the people around him.
And getting on the plane was double misfortune.
He is a member of a cult and there is a problem with the aircraft skin. Even if a god came, it would be useless.
[Props: Real World Scanning Card (Primary)]
There is an additional real-world scanning card in the props.
After receiving the reward, Zhang Lingtian clicked on the massage function.
How could you not enjoy the facilities here?
After all, he was just a small funeral shop owner and had never sat in first class.
It seems I have to thank Wanda very much when I get back.
As for system upgrades.
Let’s wait until we get off the plane.
I guess it’s Douyin again.
And just like that, Zhang Lingtian lay down.
The first class cabin was filled with silence.
And the back.
"Hello sir, this is an airplane, please don't make any noise."
In view of the excitement of the passenger in the chicken-foot basin, the flight attendant hurried over to calm him down.
This is on a plane after all.
"Do you know what just happened! Our shrine! The temple of our ancestors was bombed!!!"
"Yes! That is the national soul of our chicken feet!!"
Many people hold a very respectful attitude towards the shrine chicken, thinking that the place is very sacred and inviolable! But now it has been bombed! This is simply a humiliation for them! !
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
It's like someone smeared shit on their faces!!
"Hello sir, we understand your feelings very well..."
"You understand nothing! This is our sacred and inviolable National Soul Society! I wish I could strangle Zhang Lingtian to death, eat his flesh and drink his blood!!"
Seeing that the flight attendant couldn't handle it, the chief flight attendant came over.
As a result, the man with round glasses and a typical chicken-like appearance had a ferocious face and interrupted the flight attendant's words without mercy.
His hands looked like the Nine Yin White Bone Claws! Veins popped out of his neck! ! "Yes——!"
The other people who were eating the chicken in the basin also seemed to be injected with chicken blood.
"You blame Boss Zhang for being struck by lightning? He's just an ordinary citizen."
A young man from Rabbit Country in the cabin answered.
"He caused a thunderstorm to blow up our shrine, and you call him an ordinary citizen! I tell you, you Rabbit Country must apologize to us, otherwise this matter will not end!!"
The man in round glasses was furious.
"Not finished yet? The murderer Zhang Lingtian is in the first-class cabin up ahead. If you are so capable, just go over and kill him."
Suddenly, a man with a Bangbang accent spoke in a calm voice.
quiet.
It's quiet.
Everyone's eyes turned to the man with round glasses and a chicken foot basin.
"this……"
I saw him sit down slowly, holding the briefcase tightly in his hand.
He looked out the window hastily, as if what happened just now had nothing to do with him...
"puff--"
For a moment, many people couldn't help laughing.
Wasn't he just chattering? How come Boss Zhang completely shut up in the first class cabin?
The stewardess and the chief flight attendant also looked confused, but since everything had calmed down, they smiled and returned to their posts.
Naturally, there were quite a few people from the Rabbit Country on the plane, and they were very excited.
The living devil is so awesome! ! And the people who saw the chicken in the basin were even more happy, especially when they heard that the living devil was in the first class cabin in front and sat down slowly, they were so upset that their stomachs hurt! I really want to laugh out loud! As for why I didn't say something like "the troublemaker is in the first class cabin in front, go and get him" just now.
It's mainly a question of stance.
After all, the mainstream now is that we don’t know. Don’t talk nonsense. We don’t know anything. Please don’t frame our ordinary citizen Mr. Zhang Lingtian with ulterior motives.
So people from other countries say it's nothing.
But if someone from your own country says something like that, it's like stabbing your teammates in the back.
Wouldn't the chicken farm start to complain about what's going on in their Rabbit Country again and cause trouble for Brother Zhao and the others?
Just be silent and watch quietly.
However, they were very curious about how the shrine of Jiaobenji was blown up. Could a lightning strike really have such a powerful force?
The roof was blown off.
Chicken in a basin.
"Baka, how can a lightning strike alone cause an explosion?!"
Kurosaki Saburo is the person in charge of the shrine. When he heard that the shrine had exploded, he also exploded! ! The shrine is the faith of the Chinese people. If he doesn't handle it well, resigning is the least of his worries. He may even become a sinner of the empire and never be able to hold his head up again!
It is possible that the Prime Minister will have to publicly accept public criticism, especially now that this video has been circulated.
I believe that public opinion will soon reach a peak.
But the most important thing now is that they haven't found the murderer at all! If he said that this was really caused by lightning, he would never believe it! !
“What the hell??”
Meanwhile a young man was watching the news.
【Already concerned about Ping An Funeral Shop】
[You will give 6666666 Douyin coins to Ping An Funeral Shop. ]
The young man's name is Niu Xiang.
I came here to learn about the foot basin chicken and later stayed here.
But for some historical reasons, he hated this sacred toilet so much that he secretly brought in some materials and hid them.
I plan to burn down the shrine later in the night when everyone is asleep.
He never expected that the King of Hell would take action first! He looked at his wife and daughter in the photo and silently gave them a reward of 66,666 yuan.
Because if he did this, his wife and children would surely be separated from him, but he really couldn't get over the hurdle of letting this sacred toilet remain.
As their grandmother's death anniversary approaches, their entire family has been murdered by these demons.
Exploding or burning it was his biggest wish in life.
However, now a bolt of lightning from the sky made his wish come true.
He can afford the 66,000 yuan!!
On the plane.
If Zhang Lingtian, who was having dinner, opened Douyin, he would be surprised to find that his rewards were soaring rapidly.
"Put down some money to support the King of Hell!"
"Nothing much to say. I'm a student with limited living expenses, so I invested 100 to show my appreciation! I hope the next plot is exciting!"
"A true hero never lets anyone catch him. Today, my faith in Lord Yan Wang has gone through the roof! This lightning strike is excellent!!!"
Zhang Lingtian’s video account attracted a large number of messages from netizens.
Because some people were worried that directly blowing up the other side's sacred toilet would cause conflicts between the two countries and allow some minions within the Chicken Foot Basin to take the opportunity to cause trouble.
At the same time, this also poses a big problem for the foreign affairs department. How should they express their stance?
Like you? Arrest you? Protect you? Act as if nothing happened? None of these are appropriate!
But now it's different.
Lightning strike! Anything is possible!!
It has nothing to do with their Rabbit Country! "Fuck! Awesome!!!"
In Principal Cong's Douyin SVIP exclusive service group, the other party directly contacted Douyin and recharged his own small account with 500,000 yuan.
“Swish, swish, swish—”
Douyin's assistant Yu Xiaoyun was shocked when more than 400,000 yuan was rewarded at once! Sure enough, Principal Cong is really generous! But what Boss Zhang did is indeed exciting enough!
Chicken in a basin.
The top management is holding an emergency meeting.
They are formulating a policy.
To appease the people.
Try your best to direct the blame for this matter onto the rabbit!
At the same time, a press conference and a foreign affairs spokesperson meeting will be held tomorrow to focus on discussing this matter!
On the plane.
"Mr. Zhang Lingtian, this is the special fruit the crew gave you after dinner."
The flight attendant brought over some fruit, a whole bunch of super big grapes.
Anyway, you can feel the luxurious atmosphere from a distance.
"Special fruit for me? Why?"
Zhang Lingtian received the fruit himself while no one else in the funeral shop received any. This made him feel a little confused as to why the fruit was sent to him.
It can't be that she is willing to do that just because he is so handsome.
"Sir, this is the fruit the crew gave you. The flight will arrive in Jiaobenji in one hour. I hope Ping An and Bai Shi Pu will have a wonderful team building here."
The flight attendant said with a smile.
"Boss! Could this be a gift from Manager Xiao at the airport?!"
After massaging for more than three hours, Li Tiantian and the others got tired of it.
Just when they wanted to pick up their phones to play, they were shocked by the huge grapes in front of them! "I guess so, come on, share one."
The other party was also very considerate and provided a pair of small scissors.
Zhang Lingtian cut off a part and gave it to Su Wei, Li Tiantian and his assistant.
To be honest, he really couldn't think of anyone else except Manager Xiao.
"Sister Xiaohan, why are you looking at me like that?!"
But suddenly at this moment, Jiang Xiaohan's beautiful eyes stared at Li Tiantian.
Li Tiantian was just about to eat when she was confused by this look.
The four of them sat front, back, left and right.
And the seats can also be rotated, so now we are facing each other.
"You, you really told the boss at that time!!!"
Jiang Xiaohan looked at Li Tiantian in disbelief and asked.
She had just connected to the Internet and read the news. Now there were no words to express her shock! "What happened to Sister Xiaohan???"
Su Wei was also a little confused when he saw Jiang Xiaohan's expression.
"What did I tell my boss?"
Li Tiantian also looked surprised.
"Look for yourself! And you said you didn't tell your boss about your outrageous plans for that day!"
The computer turned! What appeared in front of me was the explosive information of the foot basin chicken.
"Sweet you!!!"
Su Wei's pupils constricted!
He finally remembered what Li Tiantian said that day.
We need to make the boss change his image.
Blow up the toilet, then...
“Bang—”
Just as she was about to put the grape into her mouth, a grape as big as a night pearl slipped from Li Tiantian's mouth without warning and fell to the ground!
There are still fifty minutes until landing.
The toilet of Jiaobenji exploded. Can I have a good trip this time? ? There is not much today, mainly because I revised it more than ten times, yes, at least more than ten times, and the editing CPU was burned out... In order to keep updating, I will update this little bit first, please give me some monthly votes and recommendation votes! Thank you guys!! I will continue writing...
(End of this chapter)