Chapter 89: Divine Punishment? How outrageous!
It is estimated that there is a possibility that he will be beaten up by the group of people in the foot basin chicken.
After all, that thing is very sacred in the eyes of some brainwashed people! Now it's exploded.
Isn't this equivalent to shattering their beliefs?
Can those people let them go?
It's definitely impossible! Even though the toilet was struck by lightning.
It should have nothing to do with their boss. After all, how could the King of Hell control the thunder method? Isn't that what the Thunder God does? Right! It may even be an accident.
But according to the nature of the chickens, they always like to put the blame on others! "..."
Ellipses flew across Zhang Lingtian's forehead one after another.
The toilet exploded? ? It was struck by lightning! The hat was put on his head again! Oh my god! Zhang Lingtian suddenly had a feeling that this system was going to torture him to death.
Otherwise, it's impossible for so many coincidences to be concentrated in this one place.
Especially since the room next to me was struck by lightning and exploded just after I got on the plane.
Of course there is an element of surprise, but this is so coincidental that it is suspicious.
"Boss, is there really going to be a tsunami next?"
Jiang Xiaohan swallowed and looked at Zhang Lingtian.
"And then there was a volcanic eruption??"
The corners of Su Wei's mouth twitched.
How exciting! ! "How is it possible... don't you think it's outrageous?"
Zhang Lingtian said unhappily as he looked at the two men’s petrified expressions.
His own system did not have the ability to inflict divine punishment, and the opponent's system was just a simple funeral system.
That's all you can do to see the danger level.
"Yeah! How outrageous! I'm going to the bathroom first!!"
Li Tiantian stood up with her cell phone in hand.
“Beep—”
Just after Li Tiantian left, the cell phones that Su Wei and Jiang Xiaohan had placed on the small table suddenly vibrated.
【Must live a long life】
"Invincible cute little sweetie: Sister Xiaohan, Ah Wei, I think we should buy return tickets with the excuse that we can't let go of the funeral shop and have to work hard. It's too exciting!!"
Toilet.
Li Tiantian washed her face and covered her chest.
The toilet exploded! What about traveling? She was afraid that when she went back to stay in the hotel, a radical activist would burn down the hotel where they were staying.
Although she was looking forward to the chicken-foot-basin team building, her life was more important, right? "?"
"???"
Su Wei and Jiang Xiaohan looked at the message that suddenly popped up on their mobile phones!
"call out--"
Speed of light!!
The two of them immediately pulled their phones away from Zhang Lingtian's sight! "Huh???"
Zhang Lingtian's face was full of question marks.
"Brother Tian, I'm going to the bathroom too!"
Su Wei stood up, holding his cell phone, and wished he could fly to the bathroom immediately and strangle Li Tiantian to death.
What kind of brain is this? He directly exposed their secret base!
"???"
Only Jiang Xiaohan and Zhang Lingtian were left at the scene.
Jiang Xiaohan is messy.
They all ran away? She was the only one left? "Alas."
Zhang Lingtian sighed, wondering if he was that scary!
But on second thought, working in a funeral shop is already quite dull, and having a lively employee would actually be quite fun.
"Boss, don't sigh. Blessings and disasters go hand in hand. Now there is good news!"
After all, they are the boss's right-hand men. She believes that as long as they don't make mistakes, the boss will not do anything to them.
Especially now that the other party has accepted Li Tiantian's advice and intends to whitewash his image.
So after some analysis, Jiang Xiaohan felt fearless.
It's just that the chicken with the foot basin is a bit troublesome. After all, we are worried that we will encounter some radical elements, and it would be embarrassing if they threw tomatoes and eggs at them.
"I really didn't say that!!"
The toilet is quite big.
Li Tiantian was devastated! She didn't have the courage to enter her boss' office that day!
I'm worried that if I do something like this, there will be a price to pay, and if I'm that price, I'll be in trouble.
"Fuck, Brother Tian's account exploded too!!"
After some explanation, Su Wei also believed Li Tiantian. Perhaps the boss's idea just happened to coincide with Li Tiantian's imagination.
After all, there are always some coincidences in this world.
However, just as he opened his boss's account.
When I was about to see if there were any comments from netizens, I was stunned! !
"It exploded?"
Li Tiantian was full of questions! "Could it be that Douyin is taking advantage of the boss' misfortune and blocking his Douyin account while he is away from China? This is outrageous! If this is the case, I suggest that the boss just register a small account and follow the Douyin boss!"
Then Li Tiantian clenched her fists. If the other party really closed their funeral shop, then she would pay close attention to them! At the same time, she would also cast a spell on him! After all, according to the explanation of the Nine Notices of the King of Hell.
If you just get noticed by the King of Hell without saying any curse, you might have a chance of survival, but if you say the curse, you will surely die.
The letter from the King of Hell is no joke.
"No! Look for yourself!!"
Su Wei turned the phone over to Li Tiantian.
"Oh my god! This! This! This!!!"
Li Tiantian grabbed Su Wei's cell phone.
My hands are shaking, my lips are trembling! Gulp, I swallowed a mouthful of saliva! !
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! Eight digits! Ten million!!!"
Su Wei pointed at the phone screen and said.
Oh my god!
They lost contact for three or four hours, and the boss's followers reached more than 11 million!!
How can we add 10 million fans in four hours? This is a record-breaking Douyin game! "Ten million! Ten million!! Ah Wei, I think we have to go downstairs to work for the boss early!!!"
Li Tiantian was in a trance, as if her soul had been pulled out of her body.
"What the hell? Why did they go to work down there so early? Aren't we going to be rich and buy a house in Chunjiang?!"
Su Wei always felt that he couldn't keep up with Li Tiantian's train of thought.
Now the boss is preparing to build a funeral supplies factory.
And they already have a yellow paper production workshop, so even if they bring their own goods, the boss will have more than enough money to support these tens of millions of fans.
Especially now that the boss has a wave of patriotic sentiment, the business is even better.
The most important thing is that the boss is not a stingy person at all.
When the bonus comes, it will not be impossible for them to buy a house in Chunjiang.
After all, Chunjiang is still just a second-tier city.
The highest house price is around 20,000 to 30,000 yuan.
The average price is around 15,000 or 16,000 yuan.
In more remote suburbs, the price is between 8,000 and 10,000 yuan per square meter.
Work hard and you will be able to buy a house soon! !
Who knows, if the boss is happy, he might even give them some extra life.
"You are stupid! It is true that we have become rich, but do you have the life to use this money? Think about how many orders we will have to place. The previous sales of more than 400,000 made the two of us exhausted, and that was only one day. What if the sales are 4 million in the future? That kind of sales every day! We will be exhausted to death!"
Li Tiantian said to Su Wei unhappily.
"???"
Su Wei's face was full of question marks when he heard this.
"What's that expression on your face?"
Seeing Su Wei's face full of question marks, Li Tiantian's eyes showed a look of doubt.
"Nothing, your perspective is very unique. How about I write you a letter of resignation later?"
Su Weizhen thought the angle was very strange.
The scariest thing is that it seems to make sense! At that time, the sales of more than 400,000 yellow papers were enough to exhaust the two of them.
It would be really exciting if the boss didn’t hire anyone even though the salary was not 400,000.
The main reason is that I guess not many people would be willing to come to the funeral shop.
He came here because he couldn't find a job.
Few people have the psychological endurance to work in a funeral shop.
“Roll, roll, roll—”
Li Tiantian looked at Su Wei unhappily.
Also a letter of resignation.
The key to hell.
If you are exploited by your boss and then turn around and become an excellent employee, there is still hope of negotiating terms. But if you quit and turn around, you will be paid directly as an employee.
First class.
"Good news?"
Zhang Lingtian looked a little confused.
Is there any better news than the toilet being struck by lightning?
Is an active volcano about to erupt?
"Our company's account has become completely popular! It now has over 11 million followers, and has received nearly 2 million in rewards!!"
After receiving the first-class cabin treatment, Jiang Xiaohan turned on his computer and the first thing he saw was the company account interface.
When she saw that her boss's account suddenly had so many followers, she thought her computer was stuck.
Exited and looked again.
I found that the number of fans is increasing at a rate of tens of thousands with each refresh.
The key is what caused the boss to gain so many followers. Could it be that he caught the hijacker or found a problem with the plane? Although this is indeed equivalent to indirectly saving many people, it shouldn't have increased so many followers! So Jiang Xiaohan went to find the reason.
I immediately understood when I opened the comments section, and of course I was shocked!! Because that was the scene of the chicken toilet explosion! "Ten million fans, two million in rewards??"
If someone else said this, he would definitely sneer.
This joke is too immature.
After all, he only had more than 1.9 million fans before boarding the plane.
When you tell him that he has more than 10 million fans when he is about to land, he just can't believe it.
Especially with two million in rewards.
Isn't this nonsense?
But he still knew the little assistant's character.
The other party basically never fooled him, and she was the type who acted seriously and rigorously, so she probably wouldn't make such a joke.
"Uh-huh."
The assistant turned the computer over.
Zhang Lingtian looked at the data above and to be honest he was really shocked.
"Boss, I think if we continue like this, our funeral shop will surely flourish, because your image is becoming more and more positive now. Some companies that have not committed any crime will surely dare to come to you. They may even use the fact that you had problems before to promote their own business!"
The assistant analyzed it seriously at this time.
This level of attention is basically equivalent to the number she had expected before.
It is equivalent to a complete reversal of the boss's image after the toilet explosion. He has become a positive image in the minds of netizens, and those who had previously unfollowed him have also fully resumed following him.
Some businesses that want to promote their own brands may actually contact the boss to advertise.
"Xiao Han, turn off the reward first, let's record a video."
Zhang Lingtian’s focus is not that long-term.
He is currently refreshing his Douyin app on his phone.
Basically, the number of people giving rewards has been soaring, reaching more than 100,000.
Some people gave him one thousand or ten thousand, some gave him one or two yuan as rewards. Now everyone treats him as a brave warrior who is crowdfunding for something.
It's really outrageous.
He is indeed a little bit special than ordinary people.
Because it brought a system.
Also, because the follow-up impact was not considered before, attention was focused on some people who were at higher risk, which led to a large number of accidents.
Everyone thinks he is the King of Hell.
In fact, he is at most a technological devil who can only see the probability of others being in danger.
It doesn't have the ability to attract lightning at all.
This toilet bombing has nothing to do with him.
Although you can get a lot of benefits by playing tricks, it's really low class for someone who has a system to do so.
So he wanted to record a video to ask everyone to stop giving rewards and hoped that everyone would look at it rationally, otherwise it would be embarrassing if so many accidents happened later.
"Record a video? On the plane?"
Jiang Xiaohan asked doubtfully.
"Let's go back to the hotel. We'll land in forty minutes."
This hotel is also Wanda's outside property and was booked in advance.
As soon as they get off the plane, someone will come to pick them up, so it’s better to do it when they arrive at the hotel.
Although they were in the front two rows of the first class cabin, there were still quite a few people here.
"Yeah, I'll listen to you, boss."
Jiang Xiaohan nodded.
The boss is willing to record at any time, and she will cooperate!
[Tip: System upgrade, please try out new features! ]
Douyin was turned on, and at this moment an additional prompt appeared in front of Zhang Lingtian.
Come to think of it, he had just overlooked the fact that the system had been upgraded.
There are exactly forty minutes left, so let’s see what upgrades the other party has made.
Zhang Lingtian clicked to confirm.
【Congratulations to the host for obtaining bad information. 】
Soon ten big words appeared before my eyes.
“Bad information???”
Looking at these ten big words, he was completely confused. Those who didn't know would think he had done something wrong! [Tip: This bad information is the bad information of the scanner, including bad habits, etc. This option can help the host to lock in potential customers of the funeral shop in advance.]
At this moment, there was an extra line of prompts in front of Zhang Lingtian.
So that's how it is.
As expected, the funeral system is confirmed. The awakened abilities are all related to funerals, and they try every means to attract customers for themselves.
It seems that the other party's desire to make the funeral home bigger and stronger is stronger than mine.
[Scanning object: ID Xiaohan. ]
【Occupation: employee of Ping An Funeral Shop, assistant to the boss. 】
【Bad information: Have the habit of staying up late. 】
[Danger signal: The probability of danger occurring within three days is 0.01%. ]
[Danger Location: No danger information at this time.]
【Customer attributes: low-risk customers. 】
【System prompt: The host has paid attention. 】
In the real world, scanning cards can retain personal information for three days. Zhang Lingtian clicked on the first profile of Jiang Xiaohan.
It was discovered that there was indeed a new piece of bad information.
It feels like the model of funeral objects scanned by the system is more three-dimensional.
Now we can clearly analyze that the other person has the habit of staying up late.
But it's just a habit of staying up late.
My little assistant is still very reliable.
Because according to the system's interpretation of bad information, it is all-encompassing.
“Click.”
The toilet door opened.
Two people walked out from inside.
Of course, there was no toilet break.
Otherwise, Li Tiantian would not have let Su Wei in.
"???"
Suddenly, a person in the first class cabin who was about to go to the bathroom saw a man and a woman coming out and was stunned for a moment.
That look seemed to be saying.
On the plane, too...
However, Li Tiantian simply ignored the other party.
The relationship is pure!
Fearless!
As for Su Wei, he was indeed a little embarrassed when he felt such a look from others.
Mainly because I didn’t think too much about it at the time.
So I went to find Li Tiantian to argue with her.
But then I thought, Li Tiantian is a girl and it doesn't matter to him, a man, why should he be embarrassed?
Just be reckless!
"Ladies and gentlemen, our plane is ready to descend. Please fasten your seat belts, adjust the seat backs, put away the small table, keep the sunshade open, and turn off your mobile phones and all electronic devices. We will dim the cabin lights later. Thank you."
Suddenly at this moment.
The stewardess's announcement was heard from the plane.
It turned out that the plane was ready to land.
Li Tiantian and Su Wei came to their seats.
"Boss, I actually think it would be a good idea for us to stay in Jiaobenji for a few more days."
Sitting in her seat, Li Tiantian felt a little restrained.
"Why, you don't plan to buy a ticket and run away early?"
Zhang Lingtian spoke in a different way.
"Wow, boss, you really saw the message!"
Li Tiantian's expression was so hopeless that it was distorted.
She still had a little bit of luck in her heart.
Unexpectedly, the boss actually saw it.
"I hope you live a long life. Not bad, not bad. The name of this group is very interesting."
Zhang Lingtian joked with a meaningful look on his face.
“Pah—”
Jiang Xiaohan and Su Wei covered their faces at the same time.
They knew the boss saw it.
I just didn't expect that the boss could see it clearly with such fast hand speed.
"Boss, I suddenly thought of a question. Since our group has a good name, do you think the three of us can live a hundred years?"
Suddenly, Li Tiantian didn't know what was wrong with her and asked with great curiosity and expectation.
"???"
Su Wei and Jiang Xiaohan, who were covering their faces, suddenly had a light bulb light up in their heads.
This is a good approach!
If the boss says maybe, then they can live to be a hundred years old! This is an indirect question about longevity, okay!
"Um???"
Zhang Lingtian was stunned for a moment.
He was so restless just now, but now he asked about Yang Shou with excitement and anticipation.
"Boss, you see, not only me, but also Sister Xiaohan and Awei are very interested. You can just say in a subtle way whether we can live a hundred years~. We swear to work hard! We will work hard to build a global chain of funeral shops!!"
Li Tiantian expressed her determination! ! "I don't know."
Zhang Lingtian took a sip of tea and answered calmly.
Due to rumors, he has now been confirmed to be the King of Hell, but in fact he really has no idea!
I couldn't just talk nonsense, so I answered sincerely with three words.
"It seems that I can't live to be a hundred, but the boss can live to be ninety, right?"
However, Zhang Lingtian's sincerity was misplaced, causing Li Tiantian to misunderstand his intentions and she thought that she would not live to be a hundred years old.
I saw her leaning in closer to ask, her voice lowered.
After all, one should not be too public about asking about one's fate. As the saying goes, the secrets of heaven cannot be revealed.
"I don't know, actually."
Zhang Lingtian spread his hands helplessly.
"Wow! Boss, then eighty years old is fine, right?!"
Li Tiantian collapsed when she heard this.
Jiang Xiaohan and Su Wei were also a little overwhelmed.
"well……"
Zhang Lingtian sighed. Why couldn’t the other person understand what he was saying? He really didn’t know and had no way of answering.
"Seventy! Boss! Seventy years old is not enough!!!"
Li Tiantian grabbed her hair! She was on the verge of collapse.
"Tiantian, this topic is not appropriate, why don't you change it?"
I never expected that with just one word "Alas", the other party received the wrong message again.
Zhang Lingtian wanted to get rid of this topic!
As for telling white lies? Say, well, well, you will live a hundred years.
He really couldn't say such a thing.
After all, wasn’t there a movie before?
People can see how long they have to live, but some people go crazy and commit suicide when they see that they only have a few decades left to live.
For example, jumping from a tall building without dying.
Not dead in a car crash!
etc!
What if his three young employees also believed it, especially someone with an active mind like Li Tiantian, and if they tried it and failed, wouldn’t that be equivalent to indirect murder?
Therefore, he really can't say anything about things he doesn't know.
A rumor is still a rumor no matter how big it is unless you personally acknowledge it.
But if you admit it or say it out loud on some occasion, the nature of the matter changes.
"I'm not even 70, boss. 60 should be fine. I want to receive a few years of retirement pension."
Li Tiantian lost her soul.
She had previously thought about living to be a hundred years old.
Now it seems that he is not even seventy.
Then sixty should be fine.
Medical conditions are so good nowadays, it’s impossible for her not to live to be 60 years old!
She still wants to receive a retirement pension for a few years.
Zhang Lingtian stopped talking.
He picked up the thermos and took a sip of water.
The main reason was that the plane was preparing to land and everyone who had gone to the bathroom had returned.
Otherwise he would have to find an excuse to go to the bathroom.
Otherwise, just look at how Li Tiantian has misinterpreted it.
"It's over, it's over, I'm not even sixty yet, Boss, fifty should be fine! I'm already in my early twenties!"
Li Tiantian looked at Zhang Lingtian.
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
“…”
Zhang Lingtian glanced at the other person and continued to drink water, because he felt that no matter what answer he gave except an affirmative answer, the other person would misinterpret it.
Then he simply didn't get involved.
“Forty! You can’t even live to be forty! Boss, don’t scare me!!!”
Li Tiantian has turned into a rounder version of Wu Tian, with messy hair.
Stretch out four fingers in a collapsed manner!
"three……!!!"
"Cover——"
Suddenly, at the moment when Li Tiantian shouted three words, Su Wei covered her mouth.
"Tiantian, don't ask, don't ask."
Jiang Xiaohan couldn't bear it anymore.
Suddenly I realized that knowing one’s life span is not so good.
【Just live】
Three minutes later, the WeChat group of three people.
Looking out the window, Li Tiantian silently changed "I must live a long life" to "It's good to be alive".
"Ladies and gentlemen, the plane has landed at Dongkou Airport. The temperature outside is 26 degrees Celsius. The plane is taxiing. For the safety of you and others, please do not stand up or open the luggage rack. Wait until the plane has completely stopped, then please unfasten your safety belt, pack your carry-on items and prepare to get off the plane."
Half an hour later.
The plane landed.
The flight attendant's announcement sounded again.
"Passengers who need to transfer to other places at this station, please go to the transfer counter in the waiting room. Thank you for choosing Shenzhou International Airlines! See you on the next trip!"
The plane came to a complete stop.
The lights are on.
They got off the plane.
Originally, Jiang Xiaohan, Li Tiantian and others thought that they would be stared at with all kinds of malicious eyes after they came down.
After all, almost everyone on the Internet is condemning them.
Even on the plane they heard someone in the economy class trying to beat them up.
As a result, I didn't notice any strange looks after getting off the plane.
It was even discovered that some people were deliberately avoiding them.
"Hey, Sister Xiaohan, now I know why the boss came to us."
Arrived at the hotel.
Li Tiantian collapsed on the bed like a deflated ball.
"Why?"
Jiang Xiaohan asked doubtfully.
"Because our life span is short, the boss doesn't need to summon souls, and then we will have to follow him to the underworld."
Li Tiantian replied.
She thought that at least she could live to be sixty or seventy years old.
Who would have thought that being thirty years old would be so difficult.
"Forehead……"
Sure enough, Tiantian was still immersed in what happened on the plane just now and couldn't come out of it.
"It's so uncomfortable. Why did I ask this? No wonder my boss Yangshou didn't want to tell me when I asked him before. So this is the reason."
Li Tiantian covered her face with her hands, feeling so miserable that she had no desire to live.
As the saying goes, out of sight, at peace.
Even if you don’t know, you will still be very calm.
For example, going to a restaurant.
Hotpot in the world.
Even if the owner of this hotpot restaurant uses saliva oil, the food still tastes delicious because they don’t know.
As a result, when they found out that the oil they ate was extracted from the sewage bucket over and over again by others, they haven't eaten hot pot for a month.
I feel inexplicably sick when I think about it.
The same is true now.
Because they don’t know their own life span, they can be happy.
But I can't be happy anymore since I found out.
And now she understood why her boss was hesitant before.
So this is the reason.
"Tiantian, I think this might be a coincidence. Think about it, as the boss of the underworld, it's okay for him to live longer, right? Maybe the boss is here to save us. If we do a good job, he might not die."
Li Tiantian is paralyzed.
Su Wei was moving tables and cleaning the place.
Jiang Xiaohan was helping her boss set up the shooting scene, and at this moment she spoke to
As for Zhang Lingtian, he was of course taking a nice bath in his room. He originally said that he was going to set up the venue, but the assistant said that was not necessary.
He could just come over after they were done.
So just take a shower.
After all, the video recording should at least be clear, right?
"!!"
Li Tiantian, who was lying on the bed, did a somersault.
"Sister Xiaohan's words make sense, and I think maybe we misunderstood what the boss meant. What if he really doesn't know?"
Su Wei, who was moving the table, spoke at this time.
"Su Wei, is your brain stuck in the door? How dare you doubt the boss? You should know that all those who doubted the boss before have been in trouble!!"
Li Tiantian confronted Su Wei unhappily.
How could I really not know!
You think the boss’s King of Hell is fake, and Sister Xiaohan’s Little Meng Po is just calling for nothing!
I just want to ask you, is there anything more real than what is happening right in front of you!!
"No, no, no, I am a man who memorizes the Ten Notices of the King of Hell every day. I dare not doubt the boss. I just wonder if the boss's ability in this area may have been banned."
Su Wei quickly rejected it.
The current Nine Letters from the King of Hell have been updated to the tenth one.
[10. Doubting is like hanging oneself. When the King of Hell is paying attention to you, you should carefully consider what he says. If you don’t believe me, you can try it. I believe you won’t get a single bad review.]
After the tenth post came out, it received tens of millions of likes.
Never, ever question the King of Hell.
Otherwise it would be tantamount to hanging oneself.
Of course, this "suicide" does not mean hanging, but is an analogy for suicide.
For example, the delivery boy mentioned above, and then the rich second-generation Chen Zhi who was deceived by his father and died with regret.
It was their questioning of the King of Hell's words that ultimately led to the danger.
But everyone also found that this prophet was quite humorous.
I believe there won’t be another negative review coming from the merchants selling wing suit flying on Taobao.
Because the products sold by the other party all have good reviews.
Why? Because those who want to give a bad review have already been left out.
As a man who has the Ten Hell Notes posted on the headboard of his bed, it is impossible for him to question his boss.
He just said it in case he misunderstood the boss's meaning.
The other party might have come to the human world, and some of his abilities might have been blocked.
"Banned? Don't mention it. That's possible. Some TV dramas had the same plot, where abilities were banned and you had to complete certain tasks to unlock them."
Suddenly Li Tiantian felt that Su Wei’s idea seemed feasible.
As for whether you say this is too outrageous.
Actually, it’s not.
She is also a novel lover.
When I read novels before, didn’t we always hear examples of washing feet for three years, pretending to be stupid for five years, and then the Dragon King returns one day?
What if the boss thinks so too? "Right! I think so too!"
Su Wei seemed to have found a soulmate.
"But what if it's not?"
Suddenly Li Tiantian asked back.
Although it makes sense, what if it isn't?
“…”
Su Wei stood there in a daze.
The silent one is silence.
After all, everyone is on the same front, who would have thought that the other party would think elsewhere.
"Ah Wei, I've figured it out. As long as we do our job well and become the right-hand man like Sister Xiaohan, we can be fearless!"
After a period of chaos.
Li Tiantian found the direction.
"Hey, don't bring this up with me. I've always been careful and diligent!"
Jiang Xiaohan doesn't dare to say that he is fearless.
Ten minutes later.
"Boss, it's done."
Zhang Lingtian entered the room.
Jiang Xiaohan and the others had already set up the recording scene.
"Well, let's get started."
Zhang Lingtian nodded, and it seemed that he now had three more motivated young employees.
"Come on, boss, get ready. 3, 2, 1, start!!"
Li Tiantian, who has a background in fine arts and is also good at editing, took on the responsibilities of cameraman, lighting, stage designer and editor.
As for Su Wei, he did the heavy work.
The young assistant Jiang Xiaohan is in charge of the overall coordination.
"Hello everyone, I am Zhang Lingtian from the funeral shop. Thank you very much for your support, but I also hope that everyone can be more rational."
Zhang Lingtian gave an opening speech in front of the camera.
"We are only here for team building in Jiaobenji this time, to experience the exotic scenery. The toilet being struck by lightning is a natural phenomenon and has nothing to do with me. So please be rational and don't follow blindly or be led by someone with ulterior motives. As for the tips, I will let my assistant donate them."
…
"Anyway, thank you for your kindness, but please still treat it rationally. Thank you very much."
Zhang Lingtian recorded a short video of three or four minutes.
Then it was sent out.
The content summary is roughly.
1. The toilet bombing has nothing to do with me, please don’t spread rumors.
Second, we are here just for tourism this time, nothing else.
3. Please don’t donate to crowdfunding as if you were going on an expedition, because what you want will not happen. However, we will not embezzle these rewards and will donate them all.
4. This is a scientific world, please believe in science.
"Done."
Recording completed.
“Great boss!!”
The three of them applauded collectively.
It feels like a group of bragging.
"Alright, alright, let's all get some rest. Tomorrow we'll go see the Torii Gate and try some of the food here."
At this time, Zhang Lingtian said to.
"Yes, boss, I'll edit it and send it to the work group!"
Li Tiantian head.
She was indeed a little panicked before.
But now think about why I'm panicking.
As long as you cling to your boss, basically nothing will happen to you.
After all, who dares to provoke the King of Hell?
Even those who are sealed don't dare to come and bring bad luck upon themselves.
"Can."
Zhang Lingtian nodded.
"Boss, here are tomorrow's car keys and a temporary driver's license."
Jiang Xiaohan took out a bunch of keys from her bag.
This is what she just received at the front desk.
At this time, the four of them were arranged in the most luxurious room, and the boss's room was even a luxurious suite! The kind with all kinds of facilities.
The hotel provides vehicles for customers like them.
In today's economic context, global exchanges are frequent. Although each country has its own driver's license, they can be interchanged.
The copy of Zhang Lingtian’s driver’s license has been photographed.
And give it to Wanda Hotel to help apply for a temporary driver's license.
Now that the temporary driver's license has been applied for, he can drive to wherever he wants to go tomorrow. They plan to spend five days here for team building, so they might as well go around the surrounding area.
Wanda has industries in almost every city, and they can travel in any city at will.
"I'll leave it with you first. We'll be together tomorrow anyway."
Keys, temporary driver's licenses and the like will only be needed when you drive tomorrow.
There is no difference between the way he holds it and the way the assistant holds it.
"Uh-huh."
Since the boss said so, she naturally had nothing to say and just took it.
Zhang Lingtian returned to the room.
The hotel sent some fruits and midnight snacks.
【Work Group】
"Li Tiantian: Boss, it's done, take a look!!"
Half an hour later, Li Tiantian sent the video over very quickly.
"Zhang Lingtian: Not bad, not bad."
After Zhang Lingtian clicked on it, he found that the editing was good and the color matching was also very suitable for the theme.
[Douyin speaker reminds you: Ping An Funeral Shop has updated the video~]
Right at this moment.
Those who follow Zhang Lingtian and are online on Douyin received a prompt.
"Check in at the front row!!"
"Oh my? Where did the explosion happen again?"
"When will the volcano erupt and tsunami strike at the same time? Urgent!!!"
The latest version of Douyin can send barrage in real time.
After the video was released, it instantly attracted a large number of barrage comments.
Everyone wanted to know what new things the newly-crowned King of Hell had done.
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"???"
“???”
Everyone was full of expectations at the beginning, but after watching the video, everyone silently raised a question mark.
The hijacker was discovered on the plane heading to Shenzhou.
As soon as they flew to Jiaobenji, their toilet was struck by lightning and exploded.
You said it has nothing to do with you? You told everyone to believe in science?
Isn't this nonsense? !
"Boss Zhang, we all believe in science, right, everyone!!"
"Yeah, how come this generation of netizens is so ignorant? You guys are making such a grand event that it's hard for me, Boss Zhang, to handle it, especially now that international relations are so delicate!!"
"I would like to borrow Brother Zhao's words and declare here again that our boss Zhang is not some living devil. Please do not fabricate rumors about ordinary citizens, and please believe in science!"
"That's right, we are the living king of hell. Bah, Boss Zhang is just a promoter of our country's traditional funeral culture. How can the toilet being struck by lightning be blamed on Boss Zhang? It's unbelievable!"
After all, there are tens of millions of followers.
After a row of question marks, some netizens who seemed to understand the deeper meaning began to comment crazily.
[Zhanyou Core Group]
"Everyone must resolutely play the role of the Zhanyou Bureau in deceiving others and cover up for our Lord of Hell!!"
The manager inside appealed to them.
[Zhanyou 1, 2, 3, 4, ... 30 groups]
"The action has already begun!"
"I think the release of this video is a hint from the Lord of Hell that we shouldn't be too obvious. After all, there is an official identity. You are destroying the friendly relations between the two countries by doing this."
"That's right. It's mainly because some self-media outlets have been making a big fuss about it, making it difficult for even the King of Hell to do anything about it."
"You didn't see it. The international forum was abuzz with people saying they would use ninjas and onmyojis to attack the King of Hell. There was even an internet celebrity with a ninth degree in karate who wanted to challenge the King of Hell."
Fight in the group.
The group members have dispersed under various posts and started to fool people.
There is also a dedicated Zhanyou International Department.
Responsible for international forums.
"I suddenly realized that everyone is very conscious."
The three of them had a midnight snack together.
I was browsing my phone at this time.
"That's right. After all, it's not easy to fool netizens these days."
Scarf.
This video quickly entered the top ten hot search list after it was released.
[1. Mr. Zhang works four jobs a day, all with contracts and guarantees, and his face is full of smiles]
【2. Foot basin chicken toilet explosion】
[3. Ordinary citizen Mr. Zhang Lingtian refutes the rumor]
[4. A university sent students to the factory to force screwdrivers]
[5. Ping An Funeral Shop's fan value exceeded 10 million in one afternoon]
…
[45. The influencer of Foot Basin Chicken wants to issue a declaration of war to Boss Zhang]
Rumor-debunking reached the third place.
"Understand!"
"Understand!"
"Understand!"
…
Under the post refuting the rumor.
Every row of them understands the words.
At this time, Zhang Lingtian turned on his Douyin.
I have the habit of checking my phone before going to bed.
"???"
However, after opening the video, he frowned.
They are all in a row of understandable words.
"Xiao Xiao'e: Don't worry, Boss Zhang, we will protect you!"
"Zhan You Ah Meng: Lord Yan, leave the battlefield of public opinion to us, you just focus on making trouble!!"
Click on the private message.
Definitely 99+.
Looking at the first few, he sighed deeply.
Okay.
Even if the coffin is closed, you can't take off this hat of the King of Hell.
However, I have already stated in advance that I will not meet their expectations, and the outrageous things they imagine will not happen.
So it can be considered as clearing oneself of responsibility in advance.
They can believe it if they want to.
But the attention from these tens of millions of fans is really outrageous.
Just one afternoon.
The time is eleven o'clock at night.
Zhang Lingtian fell asleep.
The forum of Jiaobenji is still lively.
Especially the host who is a ninth degree karate belt, Yamashita Ronin.
"Everyone! Wait for me tomorrow to destroy their faith! Press Zhang Lingtian to the ground and rub him!!!"
Yamashita Wanderer is doing a live broadcast.
At this moment, he clenched his fist into a sandbag-sized fist.
The whole body is full of murderous aura!
"Okay!! We, the brave men of the Great Sakura Country, will do our utmost to this Zhang Lingtian tomorrow and destroy the Rabbit's faith!"
"We must destroy their faith. They are clearly here to cause trouble. We will take the responsibility for killing or maiming them!"
"That's right. As long as you kill him, this rabbit with mysterious witchcraft, you will be a hero of our Great Sakura Country! The whole world will be afraid of us, and the rabbits on the other side will bow to us!!"
"I have sent the hotel where they are staying to Mr. Ronin. I hope to see news of their dog head exploding tomorrow."
Facing such a ferocious ninth-degree karate master, Ronin-kun and the fans of Jiaobenji were thrilled!
Some even imagined that the rabbit's faith would be rubbed to the ground tomorrow.
The scene where the man's head exploded.
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Update sent, this part of the story of Jiaobenji will be completed as soon as possible, and then ask for some monthly tickets and recommendation tickets, thank you all~~
(End of this chapter)