Chapter 95: One person destroys a country? We must have firm faith!
"Let's evaluate this matter first."
It is now early morning in Chicken Country, while it is just past two o'clock in the afternoon over there with Sect Master Xi.
Previously, Boss Tian called Sect Leader Xi, but the other party was taking a lunch break.
The people over there have some problems. They don't answer calls during lunch break, even from their big boss! So I can only wait until this time.
But fortunately, the boss has finally woken up from his lunch break.
So Boss Tian immediately made a phone call to express his thoughts.
They must unite.
Let the whole world take a good look! ! At the same time, punish those who break the rules, otherwise there will be no peace! "Evaluation? Boss, does this matter still need to be evaluated? Isn't this a clear thing! And the lips and teeth are cold! If we are in trouble, how far are we from others?"
When Boss Tian heard this, he was a little confused. It turned out that he had waited until two or three in the morning just to get an evaluation.
The key point is that there is no need to evaluate this matter now, because the Rabbit side has made it clear that they are causing trouble.
A general meeting must be held to put pressure on the other side! "Well, we know, but we also have our procedures, right George."
Sect Master Xi nodded and glanced at George beside him.
“Ah? Hmm!!”
George was stunned by Master Xi's question. The other party was on the phone with the big boss of Jifang. He was asking him? ?
But after all, he was an assistant and he reacted quickly, nodding frantically.
"Okay, then when will there be a result, Boss? Now some of our country's citizens are shaken, believing in Zhang Lingtian is like believing in God!"
When he waited until midnight, he only heard the word "evaluation" and Boss Tian looked as if he had eaten shit.
But life must go on.
After all, the opponent is the boss and he can't fight back for the time being, so he can only endure it.
When you grow up, I’ll stab you in the back!
"Don't worry. We will get back to you after we have completed our assessment. As for the issue with our ship, you can also send some experts over to handle it. Our people will also be there in the next two days. Please make sure you take precautions."
Sect Leader Xi looked at Boss Tian with a smile, then waved goodbye.
"Okay! Then we'll wait for your news, Boss! We've already organized the most authoritative nuclear experts to go over to the ship."
Boss Tian stood up and bowed 90 degrees, then hung up the phone.
The other side.
【Northern Tribes Alliance Video Conference】
The Northern Tribe is holding an alliance meeting.
Big bosses appear one by one in the video interface.
"I suggest that we should not go along with the chicken hawks and it would be better to show our good will directly."
The first person to speak was the big boss of the White Flag Country, and his speaking style was very consistent with the traditions of their country.
Although this person has been banned from entering the country, he is the god of death after all. Isn't it courting death to go against him?
"Hexagon, can you do anything else besides raising the white flag?"
The boss of the next door Big Ying Empire rolled his eyes when he heard this.
"You're so tough that you let the god of death travel to your country!"
The big boss of the White Flag Country fought back.
After all, the two families usually don't like each other very much.
"you!!"
Daying is a little irritated.
"Alright, alright, what are you two arguing about? I suggest you just stay neutral."
"Yes, stay neutral!"
"I agree, but we must not get involved with Yingji and the others. This kind of weapon with non-physical damage is too terrifying!!"
The Northern Tribal Alliance held an emergency meeting and finally came up with a countermeasure.
That is to stay neutral and not get involved in the dispute, and at the same time prohibit Zhang Lingtian from entering the country.
Anyway, the other party is mainly targeting the Eagle and Chicken, which has nothing to do with them.
Isn't it fun to sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight? Why wade into this muddy water!
"George, what do you think of this living devil?"
On the eve of the evaluation meeting, Sect Master Xi asked the assistant beside him.
Naturally, they also knew what the funeral shop owner had done in the neighboring country in recent days.
"It's a very coincidental thing, but he shouldn't be an alien who can control nature."
George replied at this time.
"Inhumans who manipulate nature? George, remove the word 'should'. It's definitely not! We have to believe in science, and you must also remember that if there are really Inhumans in this world, they must be in our country, not in other countries."
Sect Master Xi sneered. This has been a scientific society from beginning to end, so where does the talk of aliens come from?
"Well, my faith has never wavered! In my opinion, this person must be a puppet supported by the Rabbit Party to assist in prediction in order to achieve the purpose of creating a god!"
George nodded.
Modern research results are the summary of several confusing eras, and finally got the comprehensive explanation we have today.
Things like magic or spells are just fantasies.
Moreover, their country is now the most developed country in the world. If there really is an existence that can control nature, it must be in our country!
"No, no, no, that's too absolute. There are still some capable people in this world."
Sect Master Xi shook his head.
The world is so big that there is nothing strange.
For example, some people have very accurate intuition.
Of course there is also the well-known sixth sense of women.
There is no evidence, but feelings are often reality.
"Boss, are you saying that Zhang Lingtian is a person with extraordinary sensory abilities? Or a genius with an extraordinary memory?"
George didn't quite understand what his boss meant.
Actually, how should I put it? The karate host and the Yin-Yang school's Tsuchiya Haruaki can actually achieve the same effect. He thinks there is a high possibility that the rabbit will create a god.
The remarks made on the other side’s plane were also made after being connected to the Internet, and it is very likely that the information was provided by the Rabbit side’s think tank.
Of course, if a person feels extremely capable or has mastered certain knowledge, predictions can also be made.
For example, if you fully master meteorological knowledge, you will be able to observe the sky and the weather.
Something simpler.
It is also like an earthquake, when cows, horses, donkeys, and mules become panic-stricken and restless, refuse to go into the stables or eat, make noise and yell, fight in groups, break their reins and run away, kicking and digging the ground, and suddenly running away while walking.
When dogs are barking incessantly, crying, sniffing and scratching the ground, biting people, running around and making a fuss, moving with their puppies in their mouths, and when rabbits refuse to eat grass, make a fuss and scream in their nests, and flee from their nests in panic.
You can probably sense that an earthquake might be coming.
There are also the simplest ones, such as human cubs.
When you see the other person holding back, it could be that he is pooping, and if you see the other person shivering, it could be that he is peeing, and so on.
If you don’t have this knowledge, you won’t understand when you see these phenomena.
If you master these things, you will be able to make a pretty accurate guess.
But this is too exaggerated. How much professional knowledge is needed to accurately predict lightning strikes, earthquakes and volcanoes?
"It's not absolute, but when the logic doesn't make sense, why don't we think of some illogical possibilities?"
For example, Zhang Lingtian knows fortune-telling, has a strong sixth sense, and is secretly supported by Rabbit.
"???"
George is very smart.
When I heard this, I immediately understood what the boss meant.
Although it is a stacking buff, it seems possible!
“It’s never a single option.”
Sect Master Xi said meaningfully.
Although he is old, his mind is still sharp! And he knows too well that being a puppet requires ability! Especially the rabbit's god-making puppet, it must have a certain degree of public conviction.
"Boss, what we are going to do next is..."
George made a gesture of cutting his neck.
"NONONO! Our country is a country that advocates peace and is also the world's top force in maintaining peace and development. How could we do such a thing!"
Sect Leader Xi made a negative gesture.
"Is it a heart attack?"
George continued.
In fact, the action of cutting the neck he made represented assassination.
Of course, this assassination includes brutal assassination and invisible heart attack.
But considering that his boss occasionally suffers from Alzheimer's disease, he said it again.
"I've said before that we are a peace-loving country. We are committed to gathering the world's top talents. If he is really that talented, we will of course choose to poach him."
Sect Master Xi smiled and spoke.
"But I'm afraid the Foot Basin Chicken will not accept it!"
George never expected that his boss would actually plan to surrender.
In fact, there is nothing wrong with winning over talented people, but if you recruit them, I'm afraid there will be a strong reaction from the Jiaobenji side.
"No hurry, no hurry. Let's wait until the meeting is over before we decide whether he is qualified or not."
Sect Master Xi smiled faintly.
These things cannot be done immediately.
They need to conduct an in-depth investigation to see if this person is really qualified to be poached by their country's most beautiful lady at a high price.
Chicken in a basin.
"Boss, what should we do next?"
Xingzi looked at Boss Tian who was feeling frustrated and seemed to be hesitant to speak.
"Record a video for me. I will handle these domestic matters myself. Continue to have them monitor the volcano in real time, promote scientific views, appease the people, and arrest those stubborn and confused troublemakers!"
Although Boss Tian was defeated by his boss, he is the father in this family. Anyone who dares not to listen will have to taste his iron sand palm! "Yeah, okay."
Xingzi nodded and quickly went to prepare.
【Believe in science, eliminate superstition, and protect our beautiful home! 】
"Fellow citizens, according to the predictions of our authoritative geological experts, Mount Ukiyo is not likely to erupt in the short term. Please do not panic. The TV station has fired the host who made the wrong report today and caused panic. We also hope that everyone will not be encouraged by foreign forces to have some feudal and superstitious ideas."
"Years of education have taught us that this is a scientific world, and we must have our own beliefs in science, because there is nothing in this world that cannot be revealed by scientific methods. If anyone still spreads superstitions, such as the King of Hell and the God of Death, and affects social order, he will be held accountable by law."
At this time, Boss Tian posted a message on his social account.
【Asahi Shimbun: Repost @田老板, believe in science! 】
[Dongkou News: Please don’t be led astray by those with ulterior motives. There are no gods in this world, only complicated human hearts! @Repost]
[Current Affairs: One person destroyed a country? If you tell others about it, they will laugh at you! All the things before were just accidents! ]
[Mayor: Trust the country! We have abundant disaster response capabilities. ]
[Congress: Only with firm faith can we resist all external enemies. Please believe in science! Believe in the country! Believe in Mr. Tian whom we elected! ]
…
After Boss Tian’s update was published.
All official media outlets stepped up to repost the news, and Congress and the mayor also encouraged the public.
"???"
Anchor of the evening news.
Three o'clock in the morning.
The whole person looked confused.
Because her boss called her and told her that she was fired.
She didn't even have time to ask why.
Later she saw the news.
Error report!! She was dumbfounded when she saw these four words.
What is error reporting?
She reported it completely according to the information you provided. It's not right for her to take the blame like this!
"It's three o'clock. Mr. Zhang and his friends should be here by now. I like my cleverness today."
After finishing everything, Suzuki Anko looked at the time and could finally take a break.
At this moment she was looking at the stars outside.
He murmured in his mouth.
She racked her brains today to complete the task assigned by her boss, but the final result was good. They finally sent the owner of Ping An Funeral Shop away. However, what happened in the evening did give her a scare.
Fortunately it was a false alarm.
She almost thought that she had deceived Mr. Zhang and that this was the divine punishment that had come...
Shenzhou International Airport.
Zhang Lingtian and his group had indeed arrived and were now preparing to head towards the hotel.
They are staying next to the airport tonight, and the accommodation was arranged by the airport after they learned they were back.
“Beep, beep, beep—”
Just as they were walking towards the airport exit with their things, Zhang Lingtian's phone suddenly rang.
It turned out to be a call from the employer whose funeral they were going to hold.
"Is this hospital mistaken? They called me at two or three o'clock. They are crazy!"
When Jiang Xiaohan saw the incoming call alert on her boss's phone, she immediately looked unhappy.
"Maybe something happened, maybe he needs to tidy up his disguise."
Zhang Lingtian speculated at this moment.
"Boss Zhang, why didn't you stay here for a few more days before coming back?"
Suddenly, an old voice sounded from the other end of the phone, and the other party was still enjoying himself.
"???"
Zhang Lingtian stopped and Jiang Xiaohan, who had been standing next to him, was also stunned.
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
This is Dinggu, the one they are giving to the funeral.
Wasn't the other person already dead? Did he come back to life in the middle of the night? "Hiss——"
Li Tiantian pinched Su Wei tightly.
The hair stood on end.
This is a call from the underworld! ! "Boss Zhang, why don't you say anything? I, Old Ding, couldn't sleep at night, and when I heard on the radio that you guys were back, I just called you to ask about it. I really didn't mean to disturb you."
Old Man Ding explained on the phone that he thought he was being offensive and apologizing by calling so late at night.
"No, I was a little busy after getting off the plane. Is Mr. Ding in good health?"
Zhang Lingtian immediately realized that he might have been tricked into coming back by Jiaobenji’s character.
It is not complicated to investigate some information at the national level and then call from a fake number pretending to be a hospital.
"It's OK. I guess I can live a little longer. I just don't know if I can see the volcano erupt. I'm planning to buy a color TV tomorrow. The picture quality is good."
Dinggu is an old soldier, and he really doesn't like chicken in a basin.
After all, his comrades, friends, wife and children all died at the hands of the other side.
Now he is alone and miserable because of this chicken! If they admit the history, he can try to forgive them.
But this group of people not only did not acknowledge history but even covered up the facts of the crime, which made him extremely disgusted.
Destroy it! Let those executioners who couldn't run away wait to die under the lava!
The other side.
The flight attendant who completed the flight mission was pulling the box.
“What if Ukiyo-san really erupts in three days! Haruka, how could you not ask such a crucial question?!”
The other flight attendants are now panicking because they didn't ask clearly.
"That shouldn't be the case... Didn't Boss Tian say it was okay?"
When Haruka Kojima heard this, she inexplicably broke out in a cold sweat.
"I think it's fine to just listen to what Boss Tian said. I've already asked my family to go to the safe zone. They won't spray within three days. Maybe the King of Hell is showing mercy and doesn't want to hurt so many innocent people."
Someone had already contacted the family members in advance and asked them to evacuate quickly.
"When a person only has one dollar, if you call him a poor bastard with only one dollar, he will get angry with you. But if a person has 100 million and you call him a poor bastard with only one dollar, he won't even bother to refute you. Look at what Boss Tian posted tonight? Anyone who dares to say that will be arrested!"
Another flight attendant expressed her opinion.
Anyway, they have been in Rabbit Country for the next few days, so let their family escape first.
As for saving other people, they don't have the ability to persuade others, so they just want peace for their own family.
"Then I'll tell my family too..."
Haruka Kojima also called her family.
The other side.
"Good man, this chicken is too abominable, how dare it lie to us!!"
Li Tiantian and the others roughly understood that they were deceived into coming back.
They used a fake base station to simulate Dinggu's call and called them pretending to be a hospital employee.
The boss was totally unprepared for this move and won the bid.
"Forget it, just come back, the time is just right."
In fact, Zhang Lingtian felt that it was enough to have been outside for so many days of team building. There was nothing fun to do any longer, so it was just right to come back.
"Indeed, otherwise it would be difficult for us to return if the volcano erupts in three days."
Li Tiantian agreed! "Who said the volcano will erupt in three days? I didn't say that. Don't create anxiety."
Zhang Lingtian spoke unhappily.
"Yes, yes, yes, we can't create anxiety!!"
Li Tiantian looked like she was about to slap herself lightly.
Jiang Xiaohan was thinking about a problem that was very CPU-intensive.
So is the boss really the King of Hell? If he is, how could he not know that Ding Gu is not dead?
And if he is not the King of Hell, why does he act like the King of Hell everywhere!
The more Jiang Xiaohan thought about it, the more he felt stuck in an endless loop.
"Welcome home, Boss Zhang!!"
Late night at the airport.
Suddenly there was a shrill sound.
[Welcome Mr. Zhang and all the staff of Ping An Funeral Shop back to China——]
[The Death Tour Group returns triumphantly, and patriotic people send congratulatory messages!!]
【A three-day appointment, must see the big fireworks!!】
“Swish——”
They were all startled.
But this is not the end yet.
Just as they walked out, there was someone holding a banner in front of them! ! "!!!"
Everyone at Ping An Funeral Home was stunned.
It was two or three in the morning, and they were enjoying the feeling of being a star for some reason? "Thank you, everyone. It's getting late. Let's go back and get some rest."
Zhang Lingtian thanked the person holding the banner.
A little flattered.
"Boss Zhang, we have prepared the car."
At this moment Xiao Yang came over in person to greet them and escorted everyone from Ping An Funeral Home to the car.
"Boss, I feel like your popularity is almost as high as a celebrity now! I vaguely remember that when you first came out, you only had over 1.8 million fans!"
Li Tiantian and the others were sitting in the nanny car, and said this half-jokingly.
They really never expected that there would be someone to greet them or even hold banners when they got off the plane.
But after thinking about it, the boss has done so many earth-shattering things, isn't it normal for him to become his little fan girl? Now she herself is the boss's little fan girl.
"It's better to be quiet when you are doing funeral affairs."
Zhang Lingtian sighed.
"Boss Zhang, I heard that you like to drink tea, so I made you a cup of tea. What you did on Jiaobenji Travel these days has caused an explosion of domestic public opinion, so it is normal to have a fan group."
Xiao Yang, the airport's vice president, said with a smile on his face.
"Boss Xiao, by then the chicken lovers will probably be in a state of panic again."
The banner just now was indeed a bit blatant, and he was afraid that the chicken would be dissatisfied and make things difficult again.
"What does the spontaneous behavior of the people have to do with the government? If the chicken makes trouble, just say that the chicken should reflect on itself and ask why the people would behave like this."
Xiao Yang spread his hands.
"!!!"
Li Tiantian and the other two were stunned. Is this Brother Zhao possessed?
"Hahaha."
Xiao Yang laughed out loud, thinking that he would naturally learn it if he watched it more often.
Besides, maybe by then they won’t even need to explain anything, the external department will just take over directly.
The vehicle drove towards the hotel.
"Good night, Boss Zhang."
Xiao Yang said goodbye.
It's late at night.
The next day came in a blink of an eye.
They flew to Chunjiang Airport early in the morning.
"Mr. Zhang, welcome back, have fun."
The general manager of the airport came to greet us personally.
"Thank you, Mr. Gao, for your hospitality."
Arrived at Chunjiang.
They were taken directly to the celebrity nanny car.
The general manager of Chunjiang Airport hosted the dinner.
So the employees of the funeral shop got another free meal.
"Mr. Zhang."
Arrived at the restaurant.
Zhang Lingtian saw Qin Yan.
"Captain Qin? What a coincidence!"
Looking at Qin Yan, who was holding his hand with a smile as if he were an old friend, Zhang Lingtian had a bit of surprise in his eyes.
How come Captain Qin is here too?
"I'm on vacation today, so I just came here to have a meal."
Qin Yan said with a smile.
They received direct praise from their superiors for the case they solved at the airport last time, and Mr. Zhang is now a key talent in their bureau.
"It's not too late, and I'm glad that Captain Qin can come over and have a meal."
The general manager is Gao Shuang.
He said with a smile at this moment.
It's eleven o'clock in the morning.
Take a seat.
The waiter started serving the food.
"Sister Xiaohan, are you also watching the new book launch?"
The seating order is.
Gao Shuang, Qin Yan, Zhang Lingtian, Jiang Xiaohan, Li Tiantian, Su Wei, and two empty chairs towards the door.
Because it was Manager Gao, Qin Yan and Zhang Lingtian who were chatting.
The three employees had no time to talk to each other, so they naturally started checking their phones.
Suddenly, Li Tiantian's eyes fell on the mobile phone interface where Jiang Xiaohan was.
"Yeah, the novels he wrote are quite interesting."
Jiang Xiaohan nodded.
"I think so too! It's really great! And thrilling!!"
Li Tiantian also expressed her excitement.
"Who is it? Miss Xiaohan, can you let us two old guys take a look too?"
The excitement on their faces naturally attracted the attention of Qin Yan and Gao Shuang.
He immediately showed an interested attitude.
"That's it."
Jiang Xiaohan turned the phone over.
"Hey, I didn't expect you two little girls would like to read this kind of novel. I'm a big fan of the old guy."
Gao Shuang is in his forties this year.
He looked happy at this time.
"Mr. Zhang, what's wrong with you?"
Suddenly Qin Yan discovered that when everyone was in harmony, Zhang Lingtian was frowning slightly.
Because this is the Douyin interface.
The system automatically scans.
Unexpectedly, the scan result turned out to be incredible.
…
The number of words today is a little short, only 6,600 words~, I will try my best today.
(End of this chapter)