Chapter 98: Funerals are spreading abroad? ! A frightened bird!!
“Oh my god!!”
"Wait, 50T! You said you would send the resources over first so we can ask for mercy from the King of Hell!!"
"50T! It really changes, changes, changes a lot! The learning materials are so rich and colorful! I like it!!!"
"Wait, let me do the math. 50TB=51200G=52428800M. A 120-minute RMB-formatted learning video is about 1G in size, which means it can hold about 50,000 learning videos. And if converted to songs, a song in MP3 format is about 4M in size, which means it can hold 13,107,200 ordinary songs! Holy crap! Man! Are you the legendary homebody?!"
The starship has just ascended, and this is the live broadcast scene.
In the live broadcast room, a lot of netizens from China were wailing. After all, their rocket, which was said to be the most powerful in history, actually exploded. Who could accept this?
Just when everyone was pointing their fingers at Zhang Lingtian, a person from the Chicken Country directly distorted the style of the live broadcast room.
"I can feel your thirst through the screen. My friend from New Zealand, please send me a private link so that I, an upright person, can verify the authenticity first!"
"Brother, this is not true. Didn't the person above say that the Homebody Saint has 50,000 learning materials? If you read one a day, it will take you 136 years. If you exceed the human limit and read 10 a day, which takes 20 hours, it will take you more than 13 years!"
"Top porn appraiser: Brother, why don't you just come to work? You have already caught up with my total browsing time during my entire working life, and I still have five insurances and one fund and a salary to receive!"
After he appeared, everyone focused on the study materials. After all, it was 50T! Currently, the world's largest mobile hard disk storage is 50T.
This brother is really too awesome!
"Mabei Jingtian Yimeng-chan: Really? You promise? Zhang-san! Say something!"
This homebody was fooled and believed it! He even tagged Zhang Lingtian from a distance.
"Really! Rabbit people don't cheat chicken people. As long as you can send me 50T of study materials, even if the volcano dares to erupt, the King of Hell can use his hands to push the magma back for you! That's what the King of Hell said!!"
Another netizen continued to add fuel to the fire.
“…”
Of course Zhang Lingtian is still in the live broadcast room.
However, he didn't want to answer this lively topic.
Because he is not interested in this at all!
He is in a taxi now.
At lunch today, Captain Qin said that several important people would come to have dinner with him tonight.
It is quite important. Please make sure to spare some time in the evening, or they can adapt to his schedule.
I thought it was a good opportunity to come back, and I am a special talent in the police station, and the other party just said something like from now on the police station is my home.
He thought it might be a team building or something, so he came over.
I didn't drive because I thought I might have a drink. But when I got to the private room, it turned out that there was no team building activity at all. The people opposite me were from a mysterious department! I didn't drink a single drop of alcohol during the meal.
So Zhang Lingtian, who misunderstood, took a taxi home after dinner.
Of course, it wasn’t that the other party didn’t want to send him off, but he was not used to sitting in the car of this mysterious department.
It’s more comfortable to take a taxi home.
And the time was exactly eight o'clock here.
He was feeling bored in the taxi, and there was the recent popular Starship Ascension, so he thought of clicking in to take a look. Who would have thought that he would be watching fireworks within a minute of entering the video.
This is outrageous! Isn't it the most powerful rocket on land?! What's even more outrageous is that almost all netizens in this country think that he cursed the starship!
Weird! What if I really had this magical curse?
Obviously, there was something wrong with the rocket itself, so he had become the scapegoat now? Zhang Lingtian was a little confused! But when you asked him whether this accident was related to his system, he had no way to answer because he didn't know.
You said it has something to do with it, and that whatever live broadcast you watch will have problems, but some live broadcasts will not have problems!
Could it be that the system could also identify hostility and then curse? If it was really that powerful, he would just lie down and be invincible.
But the key system is not that strong.
There are also the hotly discussed Tianxia Hotpot and Wanda Plaza online. Aren’t there enough hotpot restaurants and shopping malls for them? But why is it that only one of them had problems out of so many?
If the system is playing tricks on us, why only these two? It doesn't make sense.
The most logical thing is that they have problems themselves and they happened to be exposed.
This is a sequence of first having it and then being exposed and punished.
He also had no way of answering the question asked by the netizen named Jiaobenji.
First of all, the system has no way to predict natural disasters. At most, it can only predict them through roundabout ways.
For example, scanning the sounds made by local residents to determine whether a volcano will erupt.
But there is a BUG here, that is, the residents who originally lived in the volcano might run away!
If the opponent runs away, then this value will be inaccurate.
So when he was on the plane, he just gave a three-day prediction as a last resort.
If the two netizens who scanned the video ran away without any moral integrity, then he could only leave it to fate, after all, who told you to run away?
As for whether he should help the netizens of Jiaobenji to scan the website, he could only say, why should he bother about stealing the job from Boss Tian?
Besides, they have top geologists, so just let them do the survey.
I said it three days ago.
The smart ones will run away when they should.
There is absolutely enough time.
If he still doesn't run after hearing this, what else can he say? Will the big dye vat of society always eliminate some idiots? "This..."
On the other side, looking at the fireworks in front of him, Sect Master Xi frowned.
"Boss, he's already trying to manipulate our people's panic, what should we do next!!"
Assistant George asked Master Xi in a hurried tone! "Our Jiangjiang country does not allow such powerful people in the world, unless it is in our country, you should do it according to the plan."
Sect Master Xi signed a boss order with a serious look in his eyes!
"good!"
George nodded.
Spring River.
It was eight o'clock at this time, and it was just getting dark.
The news is being hyped up on a large scale.
[1. On his first day back home, he caught a spy]
The most popular one is about Zhang Lingtian catching a spy on the first day he returned to China.
It turned out that after Chunjiang Public Security issued a notice on Weibo at noon, the other party issued another police notice with white text on a blue background at six o'clock in the evening, and stated that Yang Jun was formally arrested on charges of espionage.
Such a big thing naturally topped the trending search list!
[Huanqiu Deputy Editor: I never thought that spies would be so good at disguising themselves. Our ordinary people have no ability to identify them at all. I hope that everyone will keep their eyes open next time they encounter spies, and not be fooled like me. I also hope that Mr. Zhang can find more spies and do more things that benefit the country. I believe that our country will definitely get better and better.]
Today, those public intellectuals who had been frantically criticizing Boss Zhang as an internet celebrity clown quickly changed their tone after deleting their posts.
“Good fellow, you’re just changing your attitude according to the situation, right?!”
"I remember that you guys were the ones who cursed the most today. Do you think that you have forgotten it just because you deleted the post?"
"Awesome! This is the first time I've seen someone with a face thicker than a city wall! Keep on scolding! Didn't you say you'd embarrass yourself abroad?!/doghead"
"To quote you, it's ridiculous! It's too ridiculous, isn't it? You've lost face and you're still licking Boss Zhang! It's just that Boss Zhang doesn't have a Weibo, otherwise you can persuade him to follow you!"
However, netizens do not have a ten-second memory like fish. Everyone remembers how this deputy editor-in-chief used to spit shit and act hysterically on the Internet.
Now there is no way to clear your name! [Best-selling author Fang Yuan]
"@Best-selling author Fang Yuan, didn't you say you would guarantee your friend that the other party was definitely not a spy? Why are you deleting the post now?"
"Come on, this kind of person is just a fool! Do you expect her to respond positively? To be honest, she is not as responsible as Professor Cai Qiang!"
"No, Professor Cai Qiang at least turned himself in to the police station and confessed all the details he knew. This person is just hiding like a turtle, and she is still in the best-selling author's house. They say that she is restricted from writing and dare not write. Now I don't know what kind of values this kind of writer can bring."
【Professor Fu from X University】
“I heard someone lamented that this was not the place he had fought for and demanded an apology from the police?”
"You should apologize to everyone! As a university professor, you are asking others to apologize without knowing the details of the case!!"
"The word 'professor' is so good that it has been tarnished by people like you. You are not even a role model for others!"
Although the two people who first criticized Zhang Lingtian deleted their posts, netizens did not buy it! They also mocked them under their accounts.
After all, they are like a mad dog when they are chasing others to apologize, but now it is their turn to apologize, they turn a deaf ear and dumb. This is unreasonable.
No such thing! However, except for the deputy editor-in-chief, the other two did not respond directly.
Even the other party's wife, Yuan Xiangjiao, a well-known patriotic influencer on Weibo, did not post another message at this time, which was in stark contrast to her appearance this afternoon when she was accusing him of something.
It was as if someone had pressed the mute button.
[1. Spy novelist Yang Jun was formally arrested, and his wife Yuan Xiangyao lost contact. What do you think of the Internet celebrities who were still defending him at noon but then collectively died in the evening in an attempt to whitewash him? ]
In the force.
This topic must have become a hot topic.
And it also reached the number one position on the list.
"I'm in the country, just got off the plane, let me tell you something even more surprising, not only is Yang Jun a foreign citizen, but Yuan Xiangjiao, although a Chinese, already has a green card, and their two children are also studying abroad, are you happy! Be happy! They've even thought of a way out!"
"Fuck! Is this so disgusting!"
"Fuck you! I'm a fan of the book here. I never thought that this bastard was actually a spy. I even wanted to add him on WeChat to discuss the plot with him. Of course, I won't tell him any confidential information!!"
"My dear classmate, I believe you, but I still want to say that many people think they will not reveal confidential information, but there are many spy methods! Look at how Professor Cai Qiang fell? It is said that the general manager of Chunjiang Airport also fell, but I don't know whether it is true or not."
"That makes sense. Spies have many methods, otherwise there wouldn't be so many people in there now. Maybe some details you accidentally revealed could be valuable information to professionals, and you could go in directly or get sucked deeper and deeper into the trap. How would you get in? You have status and position, and people say he's a spy. They've already given the information you told him to foreign countries. You're his accomplice, so you either go in or immigrate with him after completing your mission. He'll give you a professorship at a foreign university or other social status. What would you do?"
The netizens on Bihu directly exposed the fact that the other party’s family was abroad.
Some people originally had doubts and thought that the other party might have gone astray.
But now it seems almost impossible.
Of course, what disgusts everyone the most is that Yuan Banana is still using the money of Chinese people on Weibo while using the green card to send Little Banana to study abroad! Especially those who have supported him feel as if they have eaten shit.
The Farmer and the Snake - Enhanced Edition.
Of course, some people also talked about spies.
One of the students said that he would never be involved in confidential information.
However, soon others came out and expressed their thoughts on this issue.
Of course, we do not deny that such people exist.
But there are also people who don't keep their mouths shut or are induced or coerced by certain conditions, otherwise there wouldn't be so many people going in.
In short, this matter continued to ferment and made headlines on major pages.
Time quickly came to the next morning.
The press conference was held as it happened.
"Regarding the question raised by the foreign director of a relevant country about the wrong arrest, Mr. Yang Jun was wrongly accused. We can only say that evidence is the best answer. Now we have sufficient evidence to prove his crime. We also advise certain countries not to make small moves and stop making small moves, because these small moves will eventually be made public and become an international joke."
Zhao Ge spoke at the press conference and responded to questions raised by the Director General of Kangaroo Foreign Affairs.
"Of course, I also saw everyone's spy incident. Boss Zhang, do you think you have someone with super powers? We just want to say that this incident was an accident and coincidence. At the same time, we must abandon unscientific concepts and we must believe in science!"
The reporters from Kangaroo Country and Jiangjiang Country were so angry that their faces turned green, while the reporters from other countries were full of question marks on their faces.
If there was no chicken-foot-basin incident, people might still believe your lies! But now you still believe in science! ! Your face is thicker than a city wall! Ask the chicken-foot-basin if he agrees! ! "Mr. Spokesperson, as we all know, your country is the birthplace of the Five Arts and Metaphysics, and it has a heritage of thousands of years. Your country's culture has always had a core value of pragmatism. No matter whether it is gods, Taoists, or demons and monsters, as long as they can be used by me and add brilliance to my life, then this thing is a good thing. If a philosophy and religion has never been useful, it will be buried in the cultural dust. May I ask if this Boss Zhang is your representative who has mastered the Five Arts and Metaphysics? Will our Fushi Mountain erupt tomorrow?"
The reporters at Jiaobenji have no time to care about any spy writers now.
What they are most concerned about now is the volcano that may erupt at any time.
And I seriously suspect that Rabbit has a mysterious organization or some people who master the Five Arts and Metaphysics! ! After all, their country is the birthplace of the Five Arts and Metaphysics.
Although the land of Rabbit Country has been baptized by thousands of years, metaphysics has never stopped spreading in its culture, and these metaphysics have also spawned a large number of professions such as Taoists, alchemists, martial artists, Chinese medicine practitioners, fortune tellers, Feng Shui masters, and Yin-Yang masters.
And these are still widely spread in their country.
For example, fortune tellers, Yin-Yang masters, Feng Shui masters, Chinese medicine practitioners, martial artists, Taoists, etc.
They don't believe in gods, there are no gods in this world.
But those who master the five arts of metaphysics still believe that it exists!!
Moreover, their culture has always been to spy on the secrets of heaven. Maybe after so many years of forbearance, they finally have someone who can do this! "Thank you for your question. Regarding whether Mount Fuyo will erupt, I would like to ask the experts in the relevant field. After all, Jiaobenji has the best volcano experts in the world. And Boss Zhang is just an ordinary funeral shop owner and does not know the five arts metaphysics you mentioned. Of course, if the Chicken Party likes our country's funeral culture, we are willing to support Mr. Zhang Lingtian to open a Ping An Funeral Shop branch in Jiaobenji."
Zhao Ge answered directly.
"threaten!!"
"Hahaha, a naked threat!!"
"You have such a low level of vision. Brother Zhao is clearly referring to the chicken in a basin!"
"Yes, we should believe in science. There is no such thing as the five arts and metaphysics. It does not exist. /dog head"
Everyone is watching the video too.
In fact, most rational people agree with the term "foot basin chicken".
There is no living devil.
But maybe Boss Zhang is really a master of the five arts of metaphysics, the type who can calculate the secrets of heaven, especially since the funeral shop he runs is also related to these, so there may be a chance to come into contact with such things.
Of course, there's nothing wrong with you saying that he is a living devil.
After all, the main purpose of funeral services is to collect corpses.
If you don't listen to the advice, won't the soul be drawn? And if you understand the five arts of metaphysics and add carefulness and observation, then can't it explain the king of hell who became a criminal? It's like a top trace expert.
As for the bigger things, like last night's rocket fireworks, there was some element of surprise involved.
This is understandable. Although life is only a few decades long, some people will always encounter many unexpected events.
Of course, this is mainly what rational people think.
There are about 200 million people who know Boss Zhang, and it would be good enough if they could account for half of them.
There is also a small number of people who have already accepted that the other party is the King of Hell! Alive! And his abilities have been sealed or something like that! Another part is neutral, letting the bullets continue to fly and cheering when necessary.
International Forum.
“Hiss—I’m already packing my things!!”
"Rabbit always speaks half-heartedly. The spokesperson on the other side is obviously saying that Ukiyo-san will spray!!"
"I think so too. Think about it. Zhang Lingtian originally runs a funeral home. If the other party says that they support him to open a funeral home in our country, then doesn't that mean that many people will die?"
Zhao Ge’s speech was also broadcast here in real time.
This immediately caused endless panic among the netizens! Everyone was extremely scared! "Hey, don't talk nonsense, Zhao Ge never said such a thing!!"
"Yes, don't misinterpret it, we just want to promote funeral culture!"
“Bullshit! Don’t we know your nature as rabbits? You tell half the story and hide the other half so that people can guess! Bad taste!!”
"That's right, negation is equal to affirmation, there is no Five Arts Metaphysics → there is Five Arts Metaphysics → Boss Zhang is ordinary → it's him who is extraordinary → he promotes funeral culture and opens a shop here → it's Ukiyo-san who will criticize our Chicken Country as a purgatory on earth! You tell him to come and collect the bodies!!"
Comrade Zhan You was unable to move! People firmly believed that Zhao Ge meant this! The other party was hinting! !
Especially in their country, the families of the crew members all fled first.
Last night, Boss Tian finally went to live near the volcano to calm everyone down, but the panic that had finally been eased began to collapse again.
[Boss Tian: Ladies and Gentlemen, I live at the foot of this volcano myself, so why don’t you believe this? Would you rather listen to the incoherent words of the Rabbit Country than believe me? I am with you!! /Chicken Country Flag/Chicken Country Flag/Struggle. ]
Early this morning, Mr. Tian, who lived at the foot of the volcano, was stunned.
The emotions that were finally calmed down.
How come it blew up again! Didn’t they say before that as long as I come to live nearby, then they will believe it?
They came here to appease Boss Tian, but who could have expected that at the press conference in Rabbit Country early in the morning, Li Zhao said something with ulterior motives, and these people panicked like frightened birds again!
It's so abominable!! It's really so abominable!!
Boss Tian was so angry that his teeth itched! "Same person, different fate!!"
"That's right, we are the same as you! You can just fly away with a helicopter when the time comes, but what about us? Think about the traffic jam two days ago!!"
"I was so scared that night. I was stuck on the elevated road. If the volcano really erupted, I would have watched myself being burned to ashes. There was no place to hide. How painful it would be!!"
"We are the ones stuck in front and we are desperate. High voltage wires, waterfalls of sparks, I have never seen such a magical phenomenon in my life. If you tell me there is no miracle happening, I will never believe it even if you kill me!"
"Stop talking. Thank you, Ms. Kojima Haruka. I heard that she sacrificed herself in exchange for three days!"
Boss Tian’s social media account was flooded with comments from netizens in China.
He is the big boss.
The helicopter is waiting at any time. How can the same person have the same fate but different destiny?
If they really spray someone's plane, it will disappear with a whoosh, and they will be stuck on the road waiting to die.
Anyway, whoever is the biggest loser in this wave will be left behind! "Mabei Jingtian Yimengjiang: Don't get excited, yesterday the netizen of Rabbit promised me that as long as I send them 50T of learning materials, Yan Wang promised that even if the magma erupts, he can suppress it! I have started uploading it to a special sharing website since last night! The progress is now 20%, I believe it should be uploaded before the volcano erupts."
After all, it is their own domestic forum.
At this time, Zhaisheng replied under Boss Tian’s post.
“50T!!”
"Masaka!!"
"Kou Waina!!"
"Is this the legendary tearing apart of the hundred clothes?"
As soon as these words came out.
Some people didn’t believe it! Some even asked directly if the other person was the ultimate pervert!!
After all, 50T is really shocking.
Although most otakus have some reserves, they are only one or two Ts at most.
For big guys, it’s 4 or 5T.
This 50T is already the god of otakus!
"Has our country fallen to the point where it needs special learning materials to be saved?"
"I remain skeptical. This can't be true. How could the King of Hell want this? Are you hallucinating because you've studied too much?"
"It's clearly an illusion. How is this possible? I would believe it if Ms. Kojima Haruka said it! She is really pretty. Even if it means sacrifice, I am willing to buy it as long as it is an art film. I hope the relevant companies can consider this aspect!!"
Of course, there are people who don't believe it.
I think the home saint must be hallucinating.
If you think about it, it is normal for someone with 50 TB of study materials to have hallucinations.
[Mabei Jingtian Yimengjiang: I heard that some people don’t believe me. It’s okay. I have already taken screenshots of the comments in the live broadcast room last night. They said that as long as I upload 50T of data and send it to them, the magma can be pushed back! Picture 1.jpg, Picture 2.jpg, Picture 3.jpg. ]
The home saint also posted a special post at this time.
Also included are screenshots from yesterday’s Douyin International Forum.
"Mabei Jingtian Yimeng-chan is truly the most honest person I have ever met."
"I'm kidding! This is impossible!"
"Yeah, how can we push the lava back after it comes out? What do you think it is?"
He originally thought that he would change everyone's mind.
The result was unexpected.
But it attracted a lot of ridicule.
Peaceful funeral shop.
"Boss, I think Zhao Ge's suggestion is great! We can open a funeral shop branch next to Jiaobenji!"
It was just after nine o'clock in the morning at the funeral shop.
Normally go to work at nine o'clock.
Then have breakfast before going to work.
So they are having breakfast now.
Tea room. Although all businesses in the funeral shop are still in their starting stages, it is still okay to install a TV here.
I usually read current affairs news while having breakfast, and watch TV to relax while having lunch. Although there are only three employees now, life should still be rich.
At this time, the news broadcast on TV was about Zhao Ge.
"Brother Zhao was just trying to scare the reporter from Jiaobenji! You took it seriously! Right, Brother Tian?"
Su Wei said to him at this time.
"Different cultures have different funeral customs. It's difficult for us to cross provinces, let alone cross countries. However, there are no restrictions on selling funeral supplies."
Zhang Lingtian, who was eating breakfast, nodded.
It is impossible for a funeral home to open a branch.
Especially when it comes to overseas.
Because the cultures are different, of course the most important thing is that funerals involve a lot of things.
The local government may not give it!
However, funeral supplies can be sold far and wide.
That has no regionality.
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
"Yes, the boss is right. Hey, Awei, why didn't you fix the box properly? If it falls, everything inside will be crushed. You should adjust it quickly."
Li Tiantian nodded.
Suddenly, Li Tiantian looked outside in the tea room.
It was a box containing funeral goods.
This is the stock in their store, just delivered.
After all, it's a funeral supplies store, so there will definitely be people coming here to buy things.
So have some prepared.
The box was very large, and Su Wei was in charge of carrying it. The other party temporarily stacked it there because they were preparing to eat.
"Ah? No, it's not crooked, right?"
Su Wei was a little surprised.
"It's not crooked yet, it's crooked to such an extent, let's go and have a look."
Li Tiantian urged.
"Oh, it does seem a little crooked."
After Li Tiantian said this, Su Wei felt that it did seem a little crooked again.
I'm too lazy to stack two together.
Just put it down.
"I'll go with you."
Li Tiantian stood up.
"No, it's very light. There's no need for you to come with me."
Although the box looks big, it is very light because it is filled with funeral supplies.
"Light? It's okay, it's okay. What I like most is to be helpful."
Li Tiantian followed behind Su Wei.
Zhang Lingtian and Jiang Xiaohan were the only ones left in the tea room.
"ah--"
Suddenly the next second, a scream came from outside!
"Why are you pinching me?!"
Su Wei's waist was twisted clockwise by a strong hand! !
"You're a dog!"
Su Wei is taller, while Li Tiantian is slightly shorter.
At this time, Li Tiantian looked up at Su Wei, staring at him viciously with a very ferocious expression.
"I???"
Seeing Li Tiantian’s fierce expression, Su Wei understood! It wasn’t the box that was crooked! It was him that was crooked! Li Tiantian was pinching him because of what he said just now!
“…”
Jiang Xiaohan and Zhang Lingtian were silent for a while.
These two are really enough!
But it's nice to have some fun.
Liven up the atmosphere.
"Xiao Han, do you feel tired?"
Zhang Lingtian asked Jiang Xiaohan in the tea room.
"ah?"
Jiang Xiaohan, who was drinking porridge and watching the news, suddenly perked up.
“Ahem…”
He choked on his porridge before swallowing it! "Boss! I'm healthy! I'm not tired at all!!"
Jiang Xiaohan quickly adjusted his state and said to him.
At the same time, thousands of thoughts flashed through my mind.
Could it be that the boss thinks she hasn't done something well and wants to replace her?
"Don't get excited, don't get excited. I mean, if you're too tired to handle things, I'll hire someone for the funeral shop to help you share some of the tasks."
Zhang Lingtian now has some money on hand.
After all, I received 100,000 yen from Ginza at the beginning.
So there is no problem in recruiting one person.
"Recruiting? I don't think we'll need one for now. I can still handle it."
Jiang Xiaohan spoke to him.
She thought the boss was going to replace someone.
It turned out that he wanted to recruit someone to share the task with him.
"As the business of funeral shops expands, there will be more and more related account insurance statements. You can consider finding a financial officer to help you share the burden."
He was really afraid that his little assistant would die accidentally.
He is responsible for purchasing and sales, financial accounting, investment promotion and various business connections. He is also responsible for the operation and data monitoring of Internet accounts and is a part-time anchor assistant. He really wears multiple hats.
The 4,500 salary is fully utilized!
"Yes, then I will post the recruitment information later. As for the salary, how much are you willing to offer?"
Jiang Xiaohan looked at Zhang Lingtian.
After all, as for the salary level, it is not her own decision.
You have to ask your boss too.
"Salary? Just offer 4,500 yuan + five insurances and one fund + commission + bonus."
Zhang Lingtian said to him.
Although Chunjiang is a provincial capital.
But this is only a second-tier city and the salary level is not that high.
A base salary of 4,500 is considered normal, especially with commissions and bonuses.
"Yes, I will edit a job posting right now."
Jiang Xiaohan nodded.
"Su Wei, Li Tiantian, please come in for a moment. I have something to announce."
Zhang Lingtian shouted to Li Tiantian and Su Wei outside.
“Here it comes!!!”
The two of them arrived at the tea room at the speed of light.
"Boss, what's the matter?"
Li Tiantian asked curiously.
[Ping An Funeral Shop recruits a financial officer]
[Requirements: Bachelor degree, major in accounting]
[Benefits: five insurances and one fund + commission + bonus + irregular team building + free meals + accommodation subsidy + funeral benefits up to 10% off for employees]
【Salary: minimum wage of 4,500 yuan, comprehensive salary: 4,500-10,000 yuan or more. 】
Jiang Xiaohan, who works part-time as a HR, is currently writing recruitment information. In fact, it would be nice to share the financial work.
Although she could do those reports, she had no time to deal with matters related to investment promotion after dividing her time between them. At the same time, she also had to assist the boss in selling goods. As for the recruitment templates, she just made some tricks.
Especially the comprehensive salary aspect.
After all, when recruiting, don’t people often write that the comprehensive salary is more than 2,500-20,000 yuan?
Although everyone knows that the actual salary is 2,500, there is still a vision for it.
And they are much more real.
If the funeral shop receives a lot of orders, it is not impossible to spend tens of thousands.
For example, before, the funeral shop signed several contracts and held several funerals, and with bonuses and commissions, the total amount was indeed over ten thousand.
It's only for one month.
But this is Chunjiang.
A second-tier city.
The average salary is around 4,000.
What else is there to be dissatisfied with?
But the boss said he had something to tell you. What is it?
She was a little confused.
"Since our funeral shop has been doing relatively well recently, I decided to raise everyone's salary. Everyone's basic salary will increase by 500 yuan! Of course, I believe that as long as everyone is willing to work hard, their salary will definitely increase higher and higher in the future!"
Zhang Lingtian announced to them.
He said before that he wanted to give everyone a raise.
Now that I'm back.
Then let’s raise everyone’s salary according to our previous agreement.
"Wow! It's a 500 yuan increase! That means my base salary is now 4,700 yuan!"
Li Tiantian's eyes lit up! She had only been working for a short time!
Just a few months.
When she first started working, her salary was 4,200 yuan. Because her line of work relies more on commissions, she didn't mind a lower base salary.
She didn't expect that her offline boss would give her a raise.
And it’s 500 yuan per year!! The annual salary has increased by 6,000 yuan!! This is a lot!! And some people’s annual salary has not increased by more than 500 yuan!
It turns out that the King of Hell doesn't care about money and is very generous! ! "Thank you, Brother Tian! We will definitely work hard!!"
Su Wei also thanked him.
His basic salary was also increased to 4,700 yuan.
It turned out that before, Sister Xiaohan had the highest basic salary among them.
The other party's is 4,500 yuan, and theirs are both 4,200 yuan.
Now that the boss has raised wages, Xiaohan's base salary has become 5,000 yuan, and both of theirs have become 4,700 yuan.
"Thank you, boss."
Jiang Xiaohan also thanked Zhang Lingtian.
My salary actually increased.
This way I can save some more money.
"You're welcome. Just work hard! Your salary will definitely increase in the future, and we will definitely be able to buy our own house in Chunjiang."
Zhang Lingtian didn't dare to say this before.
After all, the efficiency of funeral shops is just that.
I also live in a small commercial house.
It’s really a bit far-fetched to let all employees buy houses.
But now the funeral shop is developing well in all aspects. If we sign more orders and sell more goods, there is still great hope!
"No! Boss! We have to change your car and villa first!!!"
Li Tiantian clenched her fists, and her whole body exuded the fragrance of flattery!
"Yes! We don't care. Let's get Brother Tian a new villa first!!"
Su Wei followed closely behind.
The two of them seemed to be of one mind! "Uh... so self-conscious?"
Zhang Lingtian was frowning.
Jiang Xiaohan remained silent. Others were bosses who exploited their employees.
As the old joke goes, if you work harder, your boss will be able to drive a Mercedes-Benz tomorrow, but the situation in the funeral shop was completely reversed.
But after thinking about it, it seems reasonable that the boss is the king of hell! Don’t look back and live in your own little box before you buy your own house.
"By the way, boss, are you free tomorrow afternoon?"
Suddenly Jiang Xiaohan seemed to remember something and asked Zhang Lingtian.
"Tomorrow afternoon? I have time. What's the matter?"
There was a look of doubt in Zhang Lingtian's eyes.
"It's like this. We just got back, and your fans have grown to more than 10 million. I want to plan a live broadcast for you to greet your fans and promote relationships, so as to completely positively improve your image and expand the funeral shop's business."
Jiang Xiaohan expressed his thoughts.
"That's fine."
Zhang Lingtian nodded slightly.
Now that I have so many new followers, it will be easier to sell products later by saying hello to everyone!
"Uh-huh."
Jiang Xiaohan nodded. As long as the boss agreed, that was fine.
"Boss, I guess when you're live streaming, the question people will ask you the most is whether the Foot Basin Chicken volcano will erupt."
Li Tiantian shrugged slightly.
"Everyone wants to know, right, Brother Tian?"
Su Wei also looked at his boss differently.
"Speaking of which, the deadline is 10:30 tomorrow night. I don't know what will happen over there."
Jiang Xiaohan also nodded.
Calculate the time.
The volcano started to move at 10 o'clock the night before yesterday.
Yesterday was their first day back, and the boss discovered a hidden spy.
Today is the second day.
Tomorrow will be the third day.
And the deadline is 10:30 tomorrow night.
"Don't look at me. I don't know either."
Zhang Lingtian spread his hands.
During the day, there is basically nothing going on in the funeral shop.
Soon it was night.
【3. Countdown to Ukiyoyama: Day Zero】
Ten o'clock at night.
The scarf has become a hot topic on Weibo.
The countdown has finally begun.
The netizens of Foot Basin Chicken are trembling.
[4. Don’t misunderstand what Zhao Ge said, you will be fine]
Fourth on the hot search list is Zhao Ge’s speech today, which became a hot search due to too many misunderstandings by netizens.
"I don't trust you! You are so sinister!!/crying/crying."
"Funeral shops are opening up in our neighborhood, and they're telling us not to misunderstand!!"
Although it is a domestic scarf.
But there are also some netizens who are not good at it.
In their opinion, no one would believe this!!!
[5. Ping An Funeral Shop Live Broadcast Appointment, are you ready to become the chosen one? ]
Ping An Funeral Shop has been promoted to a tens of millions-level anchor.
According to Douyin's regulations here, the live broadcast reservation time has been extended to one day.
"Hahaha, Boss Zhang is live streaming on the third day! Who do you think will be the chosen one?!"
"Wow, Weibo, you can't be so annoying! My friend from Chrysanthemum is already panicking!"
"Come to think of it, will there be fireworks when the show starts?"
"That's what I thought too!!"
"Looks like I made the right appointment. /doghead."
“No, Zhang-san!!”
See this trending search.
Many domestic netizens were amused by this.
This Weibo is so bad! ! They even came up with such a title! Isn't this just scaring people!
[49. Ping An Funeral Shop Recruits New Members]
【50. Home Saint 50T】
In addition to these.
Ping An Funeral Shop’s recruitment also became a hot topic.
Of course, there is also the otaku who is uploading 50T.
Time quickly came to the next day.
The show starts at 3pm.
It was nine o'clock in the morning, time for breakfast.
"Boss! Our live streaming reservations have reached three million!!"
When Jiang Xiaohan saw Zhang Lingtian coming to the funeral shop, he immediately projected the computer interface on the screen! Three million live broadcast reservations! This is going to explode! !
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