Chapter 135: Her Majesty will arrive in her loyal Tokyo today [VIP]
The player felt the need to act out the whole thing. She pretended to burst into the technical college dormitory, deliberately making a lot of noise, and unleashed a chaotic barrage of attacks on Noise Monster, Strange Bangs, and Dead Fish Eyes, who were all in their respective rooms (though they had been prepared for this long).
The four of them played ping-pong all the way out of the dormitory area and quickly disappeared into the forest on the back mountain.
Once deep into the woods, and having ensured there were no prying eyes, the player immediately stopped and raised his hand to open a portal: "Let's go, to Yokohama."
She stepped in first.
The other two quickly subsided, their playful expressions fading as they followed through the portal. A flash of light passed, and the four of them were standing in a slightly dark alley near Yokohama's Chinatown.
"Just now, a guy who was hiding his head but showing his tail came to see me," the player succinctly repeated the words of the middleman NPC, including the information about [Winter Worm Bane] and the cursed tool provided by the other party.
After hearing this, both of them looked unhappy.
Noise Monster scratched his head in annoyance. "Ahhh, really! I can't just ignore it! So everyone else is either useless or a complete loser! They just push all this trouble onto me!"
The strange fringe sighed, his tone calm, "Satoru, don't say that. There are still some colleagues in the world of sorcery who are doing their work seriously."
Dead Fish Eyes added coldly, "Huh? Are you bragging? After all, even those old men know you're 'kind-hearted' and would definitely take over this mess."
She deliberately emphasized the four words "kind-hearted".
Weird Liu Hai smiled helplessly: "That doesn't sound like a good thing..."
Noise Monster drew out his voice, looking defeated. "Ahh, my weakness has been completely discovered—!"
The players looked at them and laughed at them bluntly: "Haha, lame."
Complaints aside, the real work still needs to be done.
The four of them continued to discuss as they strolled along the streets of Yokohama towards the mission location.
They all agreed that they had gathered enough intelligence and that the old foxes' patience was running out. It was time to close the net. They could take advantage of the moment when the enemy, thinking that the players would ambush the duo trapped by [Winter Worm Bane], let their guard down and wipe them out.
The players nodded and thought this plan was good, efficient and trouble-free.
As they were talking, they walked to the vicinity of the target area - the entrance to an underground block full of all kinds of people and rumors.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I reached the street corner, I ran into two acquaintances: the squinty-eyed cat happily sitting on a roadside bench eating snacks, and the little butterfly resting its arm on a pile of snack boxes, swinging a knife boredly.
The squinty-eyed cat wasn't surprised to see the player. He raised his hand holding a snack and greeted, "Ah, Xiaolin, I knew you'd come here."
He spoke to himself, "I've been asked to investigate this 'Strange Doctor'. They want to know how he, a complete novice in medicine, became a miracle healer in just one month. I did some research and found that it seems you might be involved. Since it's almost time for you to handle this task, I might as well wait for you here."
As he spoke, he pulled a folder from his small bag and handed it to the player. "Here, this is the record of the [Strange Doctor's] activities over the past month, along with some of his patients' bizarre confessions. It's incredibly troublesome, but also incredibly interesting."
He complained, but his eyes sparkled. "The president doesn't allow me to go out at night, but some limited-edition snacks are only sold at night. I'll take this opportunity to go out. Remember to let me know when you're done so I can close the case for the client."
The cat had every right to prioritize "buying snacks."
The little butterfly next to him couldn't help but complain: "I knew this was the reason why you took on such a troublesome commission!"
The squinty-eyed cat immediately retorted, "No! It's because the commission itself is very interesting!"
The two high school students watched in amazement and exchanged glances secretly.
"Is this the detective?"
"This is obviously predicting the future, right? Is this someone with psychic abilities?"
"If the authorities knew there was such a person with special abilities, they would definitely not let him go."
"It's super-reasoning!" The squinty-eyed cat proudly pushed up his glasses, which he had put on at some point, and announced loudly, "As long as I put on glasses, I can unleash the supernatural power of seeing through all the truths of the world! This is not an ordinary ability like predicting the future!"
Ignoring the clapping and booing nearby (mostly due to the noise), the player quickly scanned the information, finally coming to a rough idea. She stuffed the information into her system backpack and said, "Got it. I'll call you when it's done."
Then he walked straight to the legendary clinic deep in the underground street.
The inside of the clinic looked even stranger than the outside. The air was filled with a strong smell of medicine and a faint sweet fishy odor.
A figure wearing a strange smiling mask and a white coat stood in the shadows. A voice came through the mask with a twisted sense of pleasure: "Welcome... What injuries are you suffering from? What needs healing?"
Play
【Inspection
[Several blessings detected: Doctor Strangelove, Dark Fire, Look at Those Fools, Wish Seal]
Without saying a word, the player used [Vector Manipulation] directly, trying to completely control him.
[Strange Doctor] paused subtly.
The next second, the entire clinic seemed to come alive.
The walls creep.
The floor heaves.
From every corner, from the depths of the shadows, something indescribable emerged—
The huge, still beating hearts, as if laughing silently, were beating loudly.
Pairs of pale, slender hands, separated from the forearms, slapped rhythmically and in unison in the air, making a scalp-numbing snapping sound.
Legs clad in hospital gowns were dancing a bizarre dance of their own, their steps brisk but lifeless.
From exposed, trembling throats came hoarse, hollow, joyful laughter.
These organs, which should be part of the human body, are now independently and madly expressing an extremely distorted "joy".
“Haha ...
Then, the player felt the corners of his mouth uncontrollably trying to lift up, and an inexplicable, absurd feeling of joy tried to surge into his brain.
The restraints of [Vector Control] were forcibly broken free by the opponent!
The corners of the [Strange Doctor's] mask widened, as if in a silent, manic laugh. From nowhere, tender green shoots, seemingly brimming with life, gently brushed against the player and the two people behind her like tentacles.
Where the tender green branches touched, a slight itching sensation came first.
Then, from under the skin, between the muscles, and even deep in the bones, there came a rustling, tiny laugh.
The player listened attentively, as if he could hear every cell in his body shrieking with joy.
Countless tiny, invisible "little people" are having a crazy laughing party inside her body.
“Haha ...
The whole space is filled with a cheerful atmosphere.
"Wow," the noisemaker said from behind, trying to remain calm but unable to hide his disgust, "I feel so sick."
"What the hell is this..." The strange Liu Hai's voice also contained suppressed discomfort.
Dead Fish Eyes didn't say anything, but the player could feel her body stiffen instantly and her breathing become difficult.
A new debuff appears on the player's panel: [Joy after healing: Continuously suffering from mental pollution, unable to control the smile, and slowly losing health].
She let out a "tsk" sound and immediately took out the dish "Radish and Vegetable Soup" that could remove negative status from her m system backpack. She took a big gulp herself and then stuffed it into the mouth of the Noisy Monster Wu next to her without even looking at it. She also quickly stuffed a sip into the mouths of Monster Liuhai and Dead Fish Eyes.
"Hmm! Can you let me eat it by myself... Wow, what's this smell!" The Noise Monster was choked and coughed, but the strange laughter and the urge to laugh wildly coming from his body did quickly subside.
With such a delay, [Strange Doctor] and those laughing organs disappeared without a trace, and the clinic returned to silence, with only the sweet and fishy smell lingering.
The duo was still in shock.
"The feeling just now... was really scary." Weird Liu Hai let out a long breath.
"It's like my soul is being assimilated into a joke." Dead Fish Eyes rubbed his brows.
"I absolutely don't want to experience it for the first time!" Noise Monster wiped his mouth vigorously.
"Tsk, he runs so fast." The player was very unhappy that he let the mission target escape from the battle.
Noise Monster Wu's eyes swirled as an idea suddenly occurred to him. A smile, seemingly hoping for chaos, flashed across his face. "Hey, Xiaolin, since we can't find that guy right now, why don't we just go kill those old guys? Let's have some fun! They just started a fight, so they must be feeling smug and relaxed right now!"
The player's eyes lit up instantly!
This suggestion really pleased her! She loved causing trouble for others!
"good!"
The strange bangs held his forehead helplessly: "You guys..."
Dead Fish Eyes raised an eyebrow, surprisingly agreeing: "Sounds more interesting than smelling disinfectant here. I agree."
Therefore, the group of four who were just discussing how to proceed according to the plan instantly reached a consensus - clear the area in advance!
The player immediately called up the system map and the coordinates she had written down in her notebook. With a light swipe, the [Teleportation] portal unfolded in bizarre colors.
This night became a nightmare for many old-fashioned forces and their followers in the world of curse.
Relying on [Insight] and the intelligence collected previously, the player accurately teleports the two to one secret stronghold after another, luxurious mansions, and even seemingly ordinary office buildings.
The process is rough and efficient:
When encountering those with red names on their heads, irrefutable evidence of guilt, faces full of fear and wanting to fight - players and Noise Monster often attack at the same time, and the light of [Cang] and the power of the distorted vector will instantly annihilate them, or the curse spirit released by Monster Liuhai will devour them, and Dead Fish Eyes will occasionally finish them off and check the surrounding space to see if there are any good things.
When encountering those with yellow names, wavering attitudes, some abilities but not crimes worthy of death, players can simply [Subdue] them and force them to join their own camp.
If you encounter a lot of green names and they are just being coerced or exploited - just knock them out and leave it to later processing.
The player was like a most efficient liquidation machine, with two equally powerful "accomplices", and with absolute power and completely unreasonable methods, he brutally crushed all obstacles.
Overnight, the centuries-old, entwined power structure of the curse world was completely shattered and reorganized. When dawn arrived, the sunlight illuminated a world whose veils had been forcibly torn away, its top powers violently purged, and which was temporarily paralyzed and in great shock.
Lin Chen couldn't help but look towards the rising sun, wiping the non-existent sweat from his forehead, and smiled the joyful smile of an old farmer who had worked hard for 28 days and finally got a good harvest. "Ah, this feels good."
"Ah, that feels good." The duo who were destroying things crazily with her also laughed happily.
"By the way, who should take over the directorate next?" Strange Liu Hai suddenly asked.
The two of them looked at the player at the same time.
"Me?" The player stroked his chin and smiled. "Are you sure?"
"I feel like the world of magic is going to be ruined." Dead Fish Eyes said straight to the point.
"Huh? Thanks for the compliment." Lin Chen scratched the back of his head shyly.
"So I wasn't praising you at all." Noise Monster Wu propped up his chin with his left hand. "What about those yellow and green names who stayed?"
He used the term "gamification" that has always been used by players.
"That's totally inadequate," Strange Liu Hai said logically. "Although there were already many redundant positions in the Directorate, there are simply too many evildoers occupying high positions. As a result, there's a temporary state of chaos and leaderlessness."
"Then let Mr. Ye Moth take over." The dead fish-eyed man yawned and said something very irresponsible. "E was going to be the principal of the technical college anyway, so now he's got the job all at once. Whether it's the technical college or the general directorate, he'll be in charge of everything."
"What a great idea!" Noise Monster began to clap his hands.
"Wow, that sounds great." The player who threw out a bag also started clapping.
"Teacher Ye Moth will definitely have a headache." Weird Liu Hai clapped his hands with a smile, "Then who will tell him the good news?"
Everyone pointed at Noise Monster.
Noise Monster: “.”
Noise Monster: “…Huh?!!”
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