Chapter 37 Tang Monk Meat Damian【VIP】
446.
As I mentioned before, Damian has a little bit of my mom's DNA, which makes him very attractive to all kinds of weird things.
You asked why my mom and I didn't have any? My mom was protected by the power of the "Patrol Hunter" (she said it was the Emperor Bow Siming who was watching over us). When she was with me, I traveled all over the universe, punishing evil and promoting good, upholding justice, and I also successfully gained the protection of the "Patrol Hunter" power.
But Damian is not protected by this power. Not only that, he is as delicious and tempting as a piece of Tang Monk's meat, and all kinds of monsters and demons want to have a bite.
After all, his flesh can really make people immortal and greatly increase their strength.
Given the current level of his spiritual power, if he were dropped from the watchtower, he could land on Earth in his physical form. Once his negative emotions overwhelm him and he transforms into a demonic body (blackened), he could even surpass his physical limits and grow infinitely.
It's actually not easy for the Assassin's League to live this long.
447.
But there's no denying the League of Assassins stole my mom's genetic information! I need to go get an explanation from them!
When I kicked open the door of the Assassin's League headquarters, the entire organization was shocked.
"who?"
"Intruders!?"
"Defense mode activated—"
I raised my sword and swung it, and the sword's power swept across the entire place. All the assassins were instantly silent, as if they were frozen.
"Who dares to start it and give it a try?" I tilted my head and slowly glanced at them.
Quiet.
The air seemed to freeze.
448.
"Lei Xiaogu, get out here!" I said lazily, stepping on the fallen stone statue. "Stealing my mother's genes, you Assassin's League are really brave."
After a moment of silence, Lei Xiaogu slowly walked out, his face gloomy, "Leona... your mother's genes are the product of years of research by our Assassin's League—"
"Is this your excuse for stealing my mother's blood?" I sneered, placing the tip of my sword against the ground and gently slicing it, shattering the stone slab. "Do you think you have a scientific spirit, or a criminal spirit?"
Lei Xiaogu remained calm, "This is just... an experiment."
"Really?" I raised an eyebrow. "Then do you mind if I use your genes for an experiment?"
"I don't mind. My dream is to gather the strongest bloodlines from the East and the West and create the strongest human beings." Lei Xiaogu shrugged and said, "Do you think I haven't experimented with my own genes?"
Ah, I couldn't help but remain silent.
449.
But I couldn't lose the momentum, so I quickly regrouped.
"Hand over all the data related to the genetic research, and destroy all the experimental samples." I crossed my arms and spoke lazily. "Also, don't interfere in Damian's affairs anymore."
"Why do you—" Before Lei Xiao could finish his ancient words, I had already chopped the table in front of him with my sword, and the table turned into ashes in an instant.
"Just because I haven't destroyed your Assassin's League yet, it means I still have some patience with you. Don't force me to really take action." I smiled. "If you don't accept it, how about we fight now?"
Lei Xiaogu took a deep breath, then finally waved his hand resignedly, "Hand over the information."
450.
With all the genetic research data of the Assassin's League, I returned to Wayne Manor with satisfaction.
"Where have you been?" Bruce frowned.
"Oh, I'm going to clean up Damian's mess." I threw the documents on the table. "The Assassin's League won't target him anymore."
Bruce was silent for a moment, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he just nodded.
Damian snorted and said awkwardly, "I don't need your help."
"Oh." I took a leisurely bite of the apple, "but you still owe me one."
Damian immediately exploded: "Who wants to—"
"Then should I ask the Assassin's League to come and tie you back now?" I blinked.
Damian: “…”
451.
"So," Dick said, holding a lollipop in his mouth and looking at the research materials that were thrown into the fireplace and burned, "how many more children can our family find?"
"It depends on Bruce's mood." Barbara flipped through the book. "Anyway, there are so many children wandering around in Gotham."
Jason sneered, "But Bruce is only interested in those who can fight."
Tim lowered his head to drink his coffee. "I hope the next one won't destroy my coffee machine again."
Damian snorted coldly and turned away.
I pinched my chin, thinking, "Actually, we're still missing someone who can do magic..."
Bruce immediately looked at me alertly and said, "Don't pick it up."
Me: “Tsk.”
452.
However, Damian's tendency to attract strange things remained unchanged.
After repelling the three-eyed crow, driving away the ghost that wanted to take over his body, and sending the demons that heard the news back to hell...
The whole family is exhausted both physically and mentally.
"Oh my god, this is fucked," Stephanie wailed.
"The older Damian gets, the tastier his flesh and blood will become, and the more likely he will attract more things." I shrugged.
".
When I examined Damian, I said that in order to completely resolve it, we must suppress the evil.
So Damian had no choice but to go on patrol, which was a job that suited his profession.
"At this rate... maybe three years? It all depends on his heart. If his heart is sincere, everything will work." I gave him the only blessing I'd collected. In my backpack, I had a bunch of items I'd urgently pulled from the system, and I gave him the ones related to "hunting" as well. It should be enough to suppress the monsters, at least to prevent so many monsters from coming in such a short time. Meanwhile, I let him fully absorb the power of the blessing.
"Oh." The whole family sighed.
453.
At night, I felt the space around me fluctuate violently and quickly opened my eyes.
The oppressive feeling of the air startled me. It felt like the curtain of some other world had suddenly opened, a crack had been torn through reality, and then an indescribable sense of distortion made it impossible for me to remain asleep.
I sat up quickly, my heartbeat accelerating. My consciousness expanded, catching sight of a faint light in the corridor amidst the darkness. It seemed as if several figures were rapidly descending from the distance, as if they had inadvertently crossed over from some other world.
A flash of alarm flashed through my mind. This wasn't just a normal situation. I could almost feel the cracks in the air becoming increasingly clear. With the intuition of a cultivator, I didn't hesitate at all. I immediately put on my clothes and headed for the corridor.
The hallway was dimly lit and the atmosphere was a bit depressing. I walked lightly, each step a potential danger.
454.
Three minutes later, my sneaky family and I looked at each other.
We nodded to each other quietly in the darkness and walked downstairs silently.
"Damn it, why should I wear this skirt?" a childish girl's voice came.
...Why does this voice sound familiar?
"That's because today is a party that our whole family will attend. Let me introduce you to everyone, Damian." A low, gorgeous, velvety voice came.
What a beautiful sound, it just sounds more familiar.
I looked up quietly.
A very familiar family member was wearing evening gowns and suits in the hall, and the voice just now was that of a little girl with black hair and green eyes and a young man with black hair and blue eyes.
Shit, that looks like Damian and me?
No wonder the voice is so nice, it’s worthy of me.
"Wow, a female version of the devil cub." Jason exclaimed expressionlessly.
"There's also a female version of you, Xiaojie." I smiled evilly and started taking pictures in sync with Barbara and the others.
Bruce is so charming in her long dress, so graceful and stunning... she's a mommy! No, she could be my mom...
Jessie is really bright and beautiful now, even her impatient expression is so beautiful, oh~ step on me!
Timia is also a handsome young CEO. She looks elegant and can bring down ten companies in one day after taking a sip of black tea.
Daisy is so beautiful, a sunny beauty. Her smile can touch the hearts of countless pure boys. Her big, twinkling eyes can fly into my heart.
Babo is tall and slender, wearing a black windbreaker with a white shirt underneath, showing his unrestrained, uninhibited wisdom, determination, calmness and reliability.
Steve's hair is a little messy, but it adds a bit of casualness and unruliness. His eyes are still childish, youthful, energetic, bright and lively.
Kasan's short black hair is as dark as the night. His eyes are cold and sharp, as if they can penetrate the soul. His face has smooth lines, and he is calm and sharp, and he is intimidating without being angry.
Leonardo, the eldest brother among the eldest brothers, has a childlike face but a smiling face. On the surface, he laughs with you, but in fact, he laughs more than anyone else. I can laugh with you, but if you dare to laugh with me, I will definitely laugh with you.
A typical smiling tiger, he usually looks gentle and friendly, and is silent, but he is actually very cunning. He has his own bottom line and principles. If anyone dares to touch his butt, he will let you know what sexiness is.
Let me ask you, are you scared?
456.
Leonardo and I have exchanged everything in our spiritual consciousness in an instant. We have our own secret codes that can ensure that no one knows except our true selves.
I gave my family a thumbs up.
Don't worry, I understand, everything is normal.
Then he confidently led them out of the stairs and greeted Leonardo.
"Hi, gender-swapped version of me."
"I should be the one to say this. It's really rude to just go to someone else's house." Leon smiled and shook hands with me.
"Jessie is actually the biggest among all of us." Stephanie's eyes swept around subtly, stopping on Jessie's surging breasts.
"One defeat." Tim blew a loud whistle, raised his hand to Leon, and then put it down.
"How did it inexplicably turn from a battle between parallel worlds into a competition of size?" Dick shook Tim, who had taken out a whistle and a scoreboard from somewhere.
"Damn it! I didn't expect them to win the first game so quickly." My eyes were dark and my expression was forbearing.
"Are you guys so into the show so quickly? Does anyone still remember that this is a parallel world, not some weird competition venue?" Daisy started to talk nonsense speechlessly.
Leon raised his head in disdain, "Then the next round... it's not a good influence here, let's go to the bathroom."
"Compare that? We're going to compare that, right?! Doesn't anyone think it's abnormal to compare that with someone you just met in the bathroom?! Even if that stranger is a gender-changed version of yourself, it's still abnormal, right?!" Dick shook my shoulders frantically, but I stood still.
"Go ahead, Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian... go too. This represents the glory of our world." I patrolled my brothers and patted their shoulders. "Don't let me down! The losers... just go eat Bruce's nutritious meals for a month, you idiots!"
"What a terrifying aura... What is Bruce's nutritious meal? Is it of the same level as Bruce's energy meal?" Daisy said in horror.
The younger brothers were silent.
457.
The boys went in and out one after another.
I dejectedly understood a fact from the raised corners of Leon's mouth: I lost again.
"It's me." Leon said with a smile.
My mood subtly improved. Even though I was completely defeated in the best-of-three match, what should I say? After all, I won...
"It's strange that the cloudy sky turned sunny." Jason muttered.
"After all, she is the oldest. She must be very proud of herself." Tim muttered.
"Keep your voice down, she's looking over here." Dick muttered.
"Remember to eat nutritious meals for a month when you go back." I said with a smile to the three boys who were covering their faces and whispering in a group.
Just as we were heatedly bantering with each other, Bruce gave a graceful cough.
"Now that we've all met, why don't we discuss why our worlds are connected?"
Leon nodded, "I was just about to ask, how did you get here?"
Bruce and I looked at each other and finally got down to business.
"...We thought you guys moved something first." I blinked. "Our systems didn't detect anything unusual."
"So you came in by mistake?" Bruce tapped the table thoughtfully. "In other words, this incident might not have been caused by any of us."
Dick stroked his chin, "It feels like I've been set up."
"Could it be some mischievous magician?" Barb pondered. "Like, Zatanna?"
"But she wouldn't do such a thing," Bruce said solemnly, "Her magic is subject to strict moral constraints."
"But there are always people who are unrestrained." Jess sneered, "The crazy people in Gotham have always had such courage."
"Maybe we should investigate and see who's behind this." Tim tapped away at his PDA. "If there's any sign of magical or technological interference, there will always be clues left behind."
"So, let's get started?" I raised an eyebrow. "How about we first see whose team is stronger?"
"Is this necessary?" Bruce looked at me helplessly.
"Of course!" I put my hands on my hips. "Even if it's your parallel self, don't you want to compete to see who's stronger?"
Everyone: ...Suddenly I really want to know.
"Alright." Bruce smiled slightly, with a bit of kingly majesty. "Then let's see who is truly the strongest."
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