Chapter 4: Xiao Lingo Releases New Map
44.
Yes, I finally released a beginner map.
Maybe readers are still a little confused now. Why was I being so affectionate with my physiological father just now, and the novice map appeared the next second?
Ahem, that’s it.
There's another, more dreamy reason why we came to Bruce.
My mom has a spaceship.
A spaceship that actually looks like a ship!
——So cool!
If I could travel around the stars on it, I would be the happiest kid in the world!
45.
I'm getting off topic, but my mother calls it Xingcha.
This spaceship, which really looks like a ship, is usually placed in a jade piece as small as a button of my mother's.
According to my mother, her home planet (or mother ship?) is a highly developed civilization, and space folding technology and bionic technology are widely used in daily life.
This spaceship, which really looks like a ship, was grown using bionic technology!
So cool! I want to live on a planet like this!
Unfortunately, my mother was caught in the gap between the worlds just after she finished her review and went out to travel. It seems that it will not be easy for her to find the way back.
Fortunately, my mother had a good attitude and decided that even if she couldn't find a way back, it would be nice to settle down here (otherwise she wouldn't be with Bruce).
According to my mother, if she doesn't have a clear idea, she might turn evil - in her words, she would become a demon - and then turn into a monster covered with ginkgo leaves, and then go on a killing spree on Earth.
Fortunately, my mother has a good attitude, otherwise I might not be here.
Thank you, mommy.
46.
Anyway, after all this talk, what I want to say is:
After touring the Earth and consuming a lot of spiritual power with different flavors (or is it the free energy in the air?), we decided to go to an alien planet.
Travel around the world in one year, beat 99% of the world's humans, record available, strive to surpass.
happy.
47.
"Let's go, Ringo! Take your dad's black card and buy some more supplies!"
"Here comes Mommy! Blueberry mousse Mommy! I want to eat blueberry mousse Mommy! I want to eat 100 Mommys!"
He was given a slap in the face by Ms. Lin Yao.
Not happy.
48.
We left the city.
Soon after, Bruce seemed to leave as well.
My mom told me that he seems to be planning to go to Europe to infiltrate the Mafia.
I remember when I went there some time ago, the wizards and magicians there seemed to be very active.
Wish him good luck.
49.
Before leaving, my mother took me to the mountain where she had stayed for a long time.
The mountain gate stands majestically atop the mountains, shrouded in mist and clouds, resembling a ethereal wonderland. Winding bluestone steps extend from the foot of the mountain to the summit, each step engraved with ancient runes, emitting a faint aura of spiritual light. A gentle mountain breeze brings the fragrance of flowers and plants and the sweetness of spiritual springs.
It's so spiritual and looks so ethereal!
Then when my mother took me to the mountain gate, she saw someone eating hot pot while shaking her legs. I swear by my excellent eyesight, she was also broadcasting a live broadcast!
When the commentators saw my mom flying up, they said that this actress is very dedicated and must have practiced martial arts in Wudang Mountain since she was a child. Some also praised my mom's beauty and asked if she was planning to pretend to make a guest appearance on the live broadcast before making her debut...
Thank you for praising my mom's beauty, even though beauty is only the most insignificant of her advantages...
The older sister was chatting with the commentators at first, then she gasped when she saw my mom (the polar bear was about to be homeless), then she bowed at a speed invisible to the naked eye and shouted, "Hello, Senior Sister!"
Her hand was still quietly making hand gestures in her pocket! I saw it, it was the plus *max version of Voice Transmission! The group chat version of Voice Transmission!
My mom just taught me, hehe.
50.
After a while, my mother and I appeared at another location. There sat a powerful person with a sulky demeanor.
I saw the grandma glance at me, glance at me, and glance at me again.
My mom, still smiling, finally broke down and yelled, "He kidnapped you from the sect to have a baby?! You didn't get married, debut, or wander around the world, just to have a baby?"
“What a sin!”
You can see that she is really broken.
"No." Lin Yao said with a smile.
"Isn't this your child?" she couldn't help but ask with a glimmer of hope.
Lin Yao shrugged and said, "It's my child." Before the other party could get angry, she added, "I want to say that I was not abducted by my junior brother. I just want to go out and take a look."
"The child?"
"She was born by chance," Lin Yao said. "According to the rules, the nature of things, and the weak kinship, there were many reasons not to give birth, but she still came into this world."
"Like a friend... or an old friend."
She looked into the eyes of the man who was carrying the child like a cat. They were black, clear and free, just like at the beginning.
"You, you've always been so stubborn..."
51.
They just looked at each other without saying anything. I was carried with my limbs hanging on the ground like a puppy.
I guess they might be chatting privately.
What words are there that the puppy cannot listen to? The puppy is furious!
52.
He was accepted as an apprentice by Mama-chan's master.
Well... Mom is not only my mom but also my senior sister. Hehehe, I am Mom's junior sister. In Mom's heart, I am definitely more favored than the junior brother! No rebuttal accepted!
My mother took me out for a walk. I didn’t expect there were so many hills here. Many sisters, brothers, aunts, uncles, grandmothers and grandfathers gave me gifts. When they heard that I had just celebrated my birthday, they also gave me birthday gifts!
There are so many talismans, magic weapons, pills... Among them, the grandmother at the beginning is the best. She gave me a space with a small spiritual spring and spiritual fields, and many kinds of seeds!
Farming! I love it!
They really made me cry!
I immediately used my sweet nature to give everyone tailor-made compliments.
"Master, the spiritual springs and spiritual fields you gave me are amazing! I've never seen a space where you can grow living things. What, you built this yourself? That's so cool! It's even better than all the immortal cultivation novels I've read! You're also going to help me expand the space? Hehehe, thank you, Master! I'm going to plant lots of flowers, plants, and fruits, and give them to Master first, because I love you the most!"
"Master, this talisman is so powerful! Although I haven't seen many talismans, just looking at the spiritual light flowing on the talisman, it's like... like it's alive! I've never seen such a beautiful talisman! I even feel like it can block in front of me by itself, it's super, super spiritual! Looking at it can even slightly comprehend some great principles! Can you give me this book too? Master is so powerful, I love you the most!"
"Uncle Master, this sword is so majestic, and it feels so heavy in my hand. And when I input spiritual energy into it, there's no stagnation at all! It's just like my other hand! Uncle Master, your skill in refining magic weapons is truly unmatched! Can you give me all those? Look at the one that suits me best, that makes sense... What, you want to take me for a ride? That's too embarrassing, Wuhu! Up in the sky, the sky is so close, the clouds feel cool to the touch! I love Uncle Master the most!"
"Senior sister, is this bottle of medicine for me? Let me try it, wow! It tastes like bitter melon, so bitter. Can't I eat another one? Be careful not to explode and die! Ok, okay... Senior sister, please don't laugh at me, wuwuwu, but you look very happy, beautiful and energetic when you laugh at me! So it's okay. Give me this storage bag? Wuwu, Senior sister, smile more and I'll eat bitter melon - half a piece, no, a mouthful - it's okay... because I like you the most!"
"Brother, are these the flowers you planted bit by bit with your own hands? Are you just giving them to me like this? But I feel that they have special meaning to you, so I can't accept them! Because, it must have taken a lot of love, expectation and care to allow them to break through the racial restrictions and bloom two flowers, right? I can feel it, the way you look at them... you cherish them very much! So the pot on the side will do, I want to grow it up little by little and let it bloom its own flowers! Give me a few pots for each one? That would make me even more embarrassed... Thank you, brother, I love you the most!"
…
53.
I wear a crown with rebound runes on my head, ten space rings on my hands, various auxiliary, offensive and defensive bracelets on my wrists, comfortable and beautiful defensive magic weapons on my body, a sword, whip, storage bag, jade pendant and sachet on my waist, and a "puppy" with pure fur following behind me.
Full of joy.
My mother stared at me, who had changed so much after just a few days away, and remained silent.
"Did you go robbing?" she couldn't help asking.
"No," I said, my eyes widening. "Because I'm so cute, everyone likes me! There are so many things I want to put in the ring, and many of them are already in the ring, like a potted plant with seven-colored flowers...Is this the trouble of being too charming?"
In order to prevent the spacecraft from being overweight, she took me away from the planet that night.
In fact, they clearly wanted to give the things to my mother, but they had to give them out through me.
Adults’ thoughts are really strange.
54.
My mother and I officially started our interstellar journey.
In the Forest of Eternal Life, we scaled towering trees, savored glowing fruits, and from the treetops, my mother knocked out a giant with a single punch, becoming the titan hero of that generation. In the Palace of Sea Shadows, we journeyed to a dormant underwater civilization, danced with countless jellyfish swarms, and even listened to a concert by mermaids. In the City of Gears, towering mechanical towers intertwined with soaring metal bridges, and pervasive eyeball-shaped artificial intelligences monitored the world. In the Ruins of Floating Sands, we traversed floating desert ruins, discovered ancient temples and lost artifacts, and nearly unlocked a device that sealed away an evil race...
In the blink of an eye, I am already three years old.
It's a pity that I haven't grown any taller or even a little bit in the past two years. In addition, my face is young to begin with, so to most aliens, I am just a snack among snacks.
Unlike me who was sad, my mother was obviously very optimistic about my height.
According to her, our race is very, very dependent on genes. She also grew very slowly when she was young, but when she reached her teenage years, she suddenly grew very tall.
I took a look at my mother, who was estimated to be about 1.85 meters tall, and felt a glimmer of hope for my future.
With my mom and dad's genes, it would be a piece of cake for me to grow to 1.8 meters! On second thought, 1.9 meters wouldn't be a problem either!
Hehe, I'm happy.
50.
Every time I grow a year older, my mother takes me back to Earth to see Bruce.
Sometimes he was studying for a degree in a university library, sometimes he was fighting in a gang, and sometimes he was learning various fighting techniques from world masters...
In short, I am very busy, extremely busy, so busy that I wish I could split myself into three parts.
I once gave him a bionic robot out of sympathy, hoping it could help him share some of the tasks.
Well... after all, it was bought with his money.
Bruce was very touched, but then turned me down.
Well, I regretfully took it back.
It seems that it will just gather dust in my buttons.
51.
No matter where Bruce was, my mom could find him within minutes of getting off the spaceship.
Then he lifted me up like Simba to show me off to him, saying that he had raised me very well.
Bruce usually gave her another sum of money.
Oh~ my dad who is kind, handsome and rich.
52.
To show that we have never forgotten his support for our trip, we will bring him a little gift when we return.
For example, there are flowers that chirp (they are not intelligent creatures, they just love to chirp by nature), flying luminous mechanical birds (they have basic intelligence and can have simple conversations), ties that can randomly mimic clothes with a single click (the main body can also mimic a bow or something else), candies that can keep you awake for three days after eating one (that's torture for me), power banks that absorb free energy and convert it into electricity (I have a lot of them), the popular octopus exoskeleton (I still prefer cats), a deformable laser gun (the important thing is that it can emit colorful lasers), a canvas that can draw on itself (it draws the surrounding environment), an hourglass that can reverse time (it can actually only play back images from a few minutes ago), a mini nebula maker (very nice but too bright at night), and so on.
I don't know if Bruce likes it or not. He would just look at me lovingly with those charming eyes, then smile enough to make people around him gasp and cause the earth to warm prematurely, and then say to me:
"Thanks, Leona. I love it."
Hmm... I'm not sure, but I really like all these things and have bought a lot of different styles for my space.
I am Tuntun Rat!
Come on, it really feels safe to store a lot of things in a space, right?
I can be self-sufficient 100 years after the end of the world!
53.
For Bruce, Lin Yao and his...daughter also brought a different perspective to his academic journey.
Imagine—
When he was in the university library, surrounded by mountains of professional books, he was wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, frowning, concentrating on analyzing a complex chemical equation -
Lin Yao's spaceship whooshed and landed on the lawn next to the library.
Then, Lin Yao carried me into the library, whistling at a leisurely pace. He lifted me up like Simba, stood me in the middle of a pile of pitiful academic books, and announced loudly: "Bruce! Look, has your daughter grown a little bit?!"
Bruce had to look up, take off his glasses, sigh, and then show his signature, intoxicating smile with a hint of helplessness.
"Could you guys be a little more...low-key?"
When he looked at me with those charming blue eyes, his eyes were so gentle that they could melt you.
And I said I could do nothing to help.
——Dad, you should have known long ago that the word "low-key" is obviously not in my mom's dictionary.
When Bruce was lurking in the territory of a criminal gang, wearing a tattered jacket, with dust on his face, and mixed in with a group of thugs dressed like they had just crawled out of a garbage dump -
Lin Yao was still able to accurately locate him, and then he led me to push open the gang's broken door. Standing at the door, hands on hips, he shouted calmly: "Bruce! You hid well, but your daughter is coming to see you!"
Bruce covered his face with his hands and whispered, "Oh my God, how did you find me..."
-Come on, Dad, don't you understand? My mom is a walking 'human radar'.
When Bruce was learning advanced fighting skills from a mysterious master on the snowy mountain, the top of the mountain was covered with ice and snow, the wind was howling, and the surroundings were all white.
Then, a boat that really looked like a ship broke through the wind and snow and landed steadily on the ice field.
Lin Yao held me in his arms and strode towards us in the cold wind. "Bruce, my goodness, it looks pretty cold in here! Oh, by the way, since you've worked so hard, I brought you a little gift."
Then, she pulled a frog with a pipe in its mouth from her pocket. "It will make nutritious meals based on your body!"
As she spoke, the frog jumped off her palm and cooked four dishes and a soup for us on the spot.
Bruce looked at the frog squatting in front of him with a serious face. The corner of his mouth twitched. He glanced at the mysterious master on the top of the mountain, then looked at Lin Yao: "Thank you, you are really as considerate as always."
——Don’t thank me, Dad. This is what we should do.
54.
So when Bruce completed all his educational journeys and returned to Gotham, he even breathed a sigh of relief.
At least Gotham is his territory, so they won't scare him if they suddenly appear again.
……should.
55.
Five months later.
Looking at Lin Yao, who was looking at the sky, the ground, and his fingers but not at himself, and Ringo, who had finally grown a little taller after not seeing him for a while, and the large number of items he brought with him that were a mixture of high technology and magic (and seemed to include living creatures), even Bruce couldn't help but hold his forehead.
"So, what happened?"
"We've been trapped in the turbulence of space and time for five years. I feel the universe is still too dangerous. I've decided to leave my daughter with you for a decade or so. It might even be decades. Anyway, it's time for you to play your part!"
“…Actually, you don’t have to say it all in one breath.”
"Okay, Junior Brother, please take care of your daughter."
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