Chapter 42 Wayne's Zoo【VIP】
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As many people don’t know, there is a big zoo behind my home.
How big is it exactly? I once bought a lot of space folding technology in the system and put it in it, and I kept buying more.
I have raised quite a few common animals, such as cats, dogs, foxes, rabbits, mice, wolves, lions, octopuses, tigers, dolphins, etc.
I also raise some rarer magical and mythical creatures.
Some are demons, eating and drinking for free in our zoo. Bringing them food is too much trouble, so I leave them with the ones who can cook, and just send them some food every once in a while. Some are just ordinary animals with no high IQs, just eating and sleeping all day.
To make them more lively, I broke down the boundaries between several adjacent spaces and simply divided the zoo into forest, grassland, desert, tundra, and mountain areas.
However, every time I check on my pets every few days, I find that the number of my pets sometimes decreases and sometimes increases.
Tim complained that this was more like the Wayne Family Nature Reserve than the Wayne Zoo.
Is there a big difference? Aren't they all ours?
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Damian has clearly inherited my fine tradition; he also enjoys keeping small pets. However, since they might be eaten in a nature reserve, he keeps them on the estate.
Some creatures have also received my special treatment and can live in the manor.
For example: the Ear Mouse, the Manta Ray, the 朏朏, the Jing Jing, and the Meng Ji—all of these creatures were once recorded in the Classic of Mountains and Seas. They possessed high intelligence and varied temperaments. However, in modern times, humans have long since signed peace treaties with other species.
By the way, Gumiho July doesn't like living at the manor. She spends most of her time at the nature reserve helping me manage my animals. She occasionally comes to visit us at the manor, acting more like a caretaker, so I send her a monthly payment.
On the first day, Jiuyue came to ask if she could work for me, but I already had a nine-tailed fox and didn't want the first one. Otherwise... you two have a fight, and whoever wins gets to stay?
I'm just kidding. If September wants to come for vacation, of course I welcome him, but there's no need for him to work for me. I'm afraid that Dashi will misunderstand that I'm stealing his employees.
The strange beasts are in my house because they made a mistake when they borrowed my territory in the beginning. They said they wanted to go to other continents to have a look, but after coming to my house, they refused to leave.
I only go out occasionally to buy doujinshi... You one-dimensional beasts are really... (holding your forehead and laughing bitterly)...
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Ear Mouse is lively and clever, good at flying and detoxification, likes to play pranks but is kind-hearted. She has rabbit ears, an elk body, looks like a mouse, and flies with her tail.
She named herself "Poison Wing Tactician Little Pokémon". She likes collecting and role-playing games. Her favorite works are "Pokémon", "Witch Spring" and "Persona 5", and her favorite character is Pokémon.
A collector, she always has to collect the illustrated guides for every game she plays, and for games with multiple endings, she has to collect all the endings. She's incredibly immersed in the game, pouring all her energy into writing guides to max out her stats. She'll be mad for a week if the male protagonist, whom she raised like a daughter, betrays her.
Common actions include using his tail to steal Tim's coffee, imitating Nightwing's aerial acrobatics in front of everyone, sprinkling truth powder on Jason and Batman when they're arguing, printing a copy of Stephanie's novel Beast Hand, and opening Barbara's curtains when she wants to stay in bed...
Ah, actually, this isn't really a prank at all. At best, it's just a small, everyday thing.
Her favorite thing is to circle over Gotham with Dick, flying upside down, lying on her back, flying in a letter shape... Oh~ There is no special reason for the bird to fly like this, she just wants to show off.
They fell with their backs to the earth, the wind whistling, the moonlight outlining his slender body, as if a real bird soaring in the clouds. Backflip or aerial rotation, Poke used his tail to help him complete a perfect hovering in the air, beautiful!
Jason, Tim, why did you stop? Oh, are you filming a video? Send me a copy if you do. Thanks.
Recently, because of a prank, he covered the Batcomputer with Togekiss stickers, and was punished by having his game console taken away for a week.
He wanted to make amends by joining us on patrol, but because he had no idea how to work as a team, he almost let the oil barrel thrown by the enemy hit Nightwing, so the punishment period was increased to two weeks.
You deserve it.
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The ray is elegant and gentle, symbolizing good harvest and a love of peace and nature. It has the body of a fish and the wings of a bird, and its cry is like that of a phoenix.
Her name is "Sky Traveler Mialuna". She likes to develop world adventure and healing works. Her favorite works are "The Legend of Zelda", "Wind Traveler", and "Natsume's Book of Friends". Her favorite character is Natsume Takashi.
I was once deceived by netizens and had high expectations for the "full moon". After watching it, I cried secretly for the next half month. I was like a little man named Zachubbi.
I swore I would never be cheated again. When ad》was super sweet, I tried it without changing my bad habits, and then I was depressed for another month.
Then "Violet Evergarden", "I have always made up my mind not to believe the anime recommended to her by netizens, hands.
Later on, I suspected that she had changed from a healing type to a depressing type, and she was able to maintain a peaceful state of mind while watching some abusive things.
Mialuna loves to be next to Fuku, where she gracefully hovers around the kitchen, advising him on the perfect spice combinations.
"Ms. Mialuna's sense of taste is more precise than many top chefs." Ah Fu did not hesitate to praise.
"Ah, Mia, if you can make Leona's botanical garden a great harvest, can you also make my cereal a great harvest?" Dick sat at the kitchen counter with his legs crossed, chewing the snacks that Alfu had just brought him with a comfortable look on his face.
Mia walked over and patted him on the head gently, giving him an elegant and charming smile.
Three seconds later, Dick sneezed.
"Atiu——! What did you do?"
"I just raised the concentration of pepper in the air a little bit," Mia said gently.
...That's right, she is white and black.
But when she did these things, she didn't feel like she was doing something bad, teaching him a lesson, or playing a prank. Mia was just following her heart and spreading peace around the world.
In other words, she really felt that the other party needed this to "make peace", rather than wanting to laugh at the other party.
Don't you think this is even scarier?
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朏朏, a soft and cute cat that can make people forget their sorrows, is a bit tsundere, easy to deceive, and likes to be praised. It looks like a raccoon cat with long mane.
His name is "Star Island Lord·朏喵酱" and he enjoys cute daily life and business simulations. His favorite works are "Animal Crossing: New Horizons," "Stardew Valley," and "Cardcaptor Sakura," with Sakura being his favorite character.
I like all kinds of cute decorations and clothes, and I like to choose small skirts and bows for myself. I like Lolita and cosplay.
One of her hobbies is sneaking off to cat cafes to seduce innocent humans and cats. She loves being held and praised, but not kissed. Sometimes, because she's so beautiful, she attracts multiple cats, leading to fights and eventually becoming the cat boss of the area.
It’s very simple, why don’t I be the boss?
Because calling him "朏喵酱" felt weird and a bit embarrassing, he racked his brains to come up with a new name: Tu Qinfei. For the sake of simplicity, we usually call him Feifei.
Fifi and Damian get along very well and they often snuggle up together to watch "Inuyasha". However, Damian has been committed to training him to be the next generation of bat cat, while Fifi just wants to enjoy the comfortable and leisurely life of a pet cat.
Every time Feifei ran around in a panic and hid in various places, he knew without thinking that Damian was going to drag him to training.
"Do you know that the last time you took it away, it came back and nestled in my arms and cried for a full ten minutes?" I crossed my arms and watched Feifei lying in Damian's arms with a look of despair on her face, while Damian was obviously going to the training room.
"As the next Batcat, how can you be so weak?" Damian glared at Feifei with disappointment.
Feifei softly relaxed herself into a puddle of mud and fell limply into his arms, "Meow."
"Poor little cat, Damian. I think if you want to train him, you still have to get his consent." I scratched Feifei's chin.
"Hmph, it just needs more advanced education." Damian snorted coldly, but he did not go to the training room again. Instead, he carried Feifei to his room.
Feifei looked back at me with gratitude in her eyes and an expression of "thank you".
Damian wouldn't do anything to him originally, and Feifei must have actually enjoyed this kind of chase.
Every time Damian stared at him silently with his green eyes, he couldn't hold on for more than three minutes.
Therefore, he drew a lot of girls' comics and fan art for Damian. The account they jointly operated was a big name in the circle, and some people would collect items from people across borders.
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Jingjing is passionate, straightforward, and quick-witted. He pursues speed and strength, and is as easy to deceive as 朏朏. He has the body of an ox and the tail of a horse, and barks "Jingjing, Jingjing".
His name is "Speed Fighter Leiti Reimaru" and he enjoys competitive and racing games. He doesn't have a favorite game, only the next one he likes more.
He gets fired up very easily, and occasionally crushes his controller or keyboard because the BGM sound is too exciting. He is often very enthusiastic about doing things, and he will definitely not refuse if you ask him to help, but it is unknown whether he can do a good job.
He would occasionally go racing with Jason, or he would secretly ride Jason's motorcycle out on his own to compete in speed. One time, he wore off a wheel on Jason's motorcycle, so he went to the garage and took off the tire from Jason's other motorcycle and put it back on.
Occasionally I'd compete with them, and I'd drive the Batmobile.
Every time Jason would stand by and grumble with jealousy, asking me why.
Why? Of course, it's because I watched over the Batmobile. My authority is not on the same level as yours!
Of course, Barbara also has this privilege, but she doesn't drive often. Most of the time she rents it out, causing her younger brothers and sisters to scramble for it.
Jingjing is the most active one. He runs around the manor like a gust of wind all day long. He likes to challenge various extreme sports and will encourage anyone or any animal in his sight to play "Extreme Rooftop Parkour" with him.
"Tim, do you dare to jump from here to there?"
"I wouldn't dare." Tim tapped away at his computer without even looking up. "If you bother me again, I'll block your gaming account."
Jingjing kept silent for three seconds, then quickly turned around and looked for Dick.
"Dick! Come on, let's have a competition to see who can run from one end of the manor to the other first!"
Dick's eyes lit up: "Okay!"
"You two, get down from the roof!" Bruce's helpless roar floated up from the window.
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Meng Ji, a middle school student, is a girl with no family background. She likes to show up unexpectedly and scare people. She looks like a white leopard with a pattern on her forehead and is good at hiding.
He calls himself "Illusion Patrolman Eclipse Liujin" and likes fantasy, suspense and grand narrative works. He likes "Stellar", "Xenoblade Chronicles" and "Esoteric Simulator", and especially likes villains who are both good and evil.
During the meeting, someone suddenly broke out in the manor and shouted:
"The moon carves a seal, and the sea of emptiness surges!
Taking the soda from Sanzu River as an example——
With the strawberry spool of fate's spinning wheel as a bond——
The supreme existence wandering in the Steam Summer Sale list!
Please open the forbidden door to the DLC for me! 」
"I am the Master of the White Ruins Mirror, the Gatekeeper of the Eternal Tribulation Door, and the holder of the Starry Sky Stomach of Shadows Stepping into the Nine Provinces—Youtong Xuanxiao, the Dream Devouring Patrol Officer!"
They will not feel embarrassed when being discovered by people or animals. They will hold their heads high and wait for praise proudly.
But I can't say these words in front of Ah Fu, and I will wait for the meal obediently. The food I hate most is mango pudding.
Liu Jin likes to hang out at night and always appears behind people unexpectedly.
Once she suddenly appeared in Bruce's study, causing Bruce to subconsciously take out the batarang and almost throw it.
"Could you please not appear behind other people casually?" Bruce asked her with a dark face.
"Mortals have such small courage that they can't stand the powerful and uncontrollable existence. How sad and lamentable!" Liu Jin said calmly. The next second, she appeared out of thin air behind Damian's desk.
Damian turned around suddenly and glared at her: "..."
“…”
Liu Jin nodded and commented thoughtfully, "Your heartbeat is 0.3 seconds faster than your father's."
Damian: “???”
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When everyone plays board games together, Liu Jin will consciously synchronize the illusion and have an online VR experience. Moreover, because her mind is full of fantasy, mystery, and grandeur, the effect when playing games is super good and she can easily get addicted.
This also results in her generally being unable to participate in our games, because if she plays, she will focus on herself and become perfunctory towards others.
For example, when she is a werewolf, the surroundings will really get darker as it gets darker.
A bloody moon rises, and the beast's paws slowly approach, crushing branches and dead leaves. The beast's wheezing breathing seems so close, you can feel its warm breath beside you, smell the stench of its saliva, and see droplets of water dripping onto the ground.
It was drooling over the flesh and blood present, and couldn't wait to go forward and bite it.
When the werewolf has finished selecting its victims, it leaps, a massive black shadow instantly enveloping you. You don't even have time to scream, only to feel a massive force surging through everything in you, seemingly throwing you to the ground. You can smell the wild animal's mutton, the sour smell of sweat, and then a clean bite to the throat.
You are dead.
In order to prevent others from overreacting and killing the "wolf", remember to use the immobilization spell when it gets dark.
However, because of this characteristic, basically everyone will vote Liu Jin out at dawn on the first day...
It's so conspicuous! When acting like a wolf to others, he just howls, but when acting like a wolf to himself, he uses his sense of smell, hearing, and vision. Is he afraid of not being discovered?
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