Chapter 52 Why is it still cat cake? ! 【VIP】
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Now the Batcave is filled with all kinds of cat cakes.
Superman Cat, Bat Cat, and Wonder Woman Cat gathered some other Cats together and said they were going to form an organization called the Justice League. The Lightning Cat jumped around in the space they had foresightedly enclosed, and the bird Cats played and fought non-stop...
However, since the others did not have synesthesia beacons, only Guan Luo and I could understand what they were saying.
Dick rubbed his hands together and came closer to me. "Sister Leona, you see, they locked you up. You and I are the only ones from the same country."
"So?" I stared at him warily.
He smiled shyly. "Could you lend me that translator for a minute?"
Bludhaven's only designated superhero with a hot bottom knows how to make the most of his beauty, his blue eyes like the sky of a metropolis.
"NO." I said indifferently.
After being with them for such a long time, I have become resistant to their coquettishness. They have blue eyes, but I have them too!
It's obvious that he wanted to ask Bat Cat Cake some meaningless questions like "Who is your favorite Robin?" and "Who is your favorite child?"
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No nutrition...
But interesting enough!
My mind raced a little, and I came up with a good idea.
"But I'm not necessarily saying I can't give it to you." I held out my hands to Dick. "Bring me something in exchange."
I gave him a look that said you know what I mean.
Dick scratched his head and pulled out a photo of Damian wearing women's clothing.
I took the photo with a blank expression.
Although it was about some of other people’s dark history, I didn’t expect Dick to be so powerful!
I gave him a complicated look, and Dick quickly waved his hand. "I didn't force you! It was that time when you went to the Wanjian Sect for a long time, Bruce was dealing with the alien affairs at the Watchtower, and I helped to stay in Gotham. But there was a witness in a case who was afraid of men, and the girls had their own things to do at that time..."
My eyes gradually changed from complicated to condemning, "Dick, as a brother, you actually let your youngest brother sell his body in exchange for information..."
Damian looked disgusted, "What nonsense are you talking about?"
"I despise you!" Jason said indignantly.
"That's right." Tim nodded.
"Unless you give us a copy of the photo of you in women's clothing!" Stephanie chimed in.
"That's right!" Tim nodded more firmly.
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"Eh...?" Dick scratched his head hesitantly.
"Don't tell me you just watched your youngest brother sell his body alone. I will despise you." I shook my head.
"I don't believe Dick is the kind of brother who doesn't spend time with his little brother." Tim smiled confidently.
Before Dick could even show any emotion, he added, "Damian would never agree to being the only one dressed as a woman. Even if it meant both of us perishing, he would make Dick dress as a woman with him! I swear on the life of this demon cub!"
Damian's expression quickly turned ferocious. He sneered, pulled out a stack of photos, and said, "If that's the case, then let's all perish together. Do you need me to help you recall Drake in a nurse uniform, Grayson in a nightclub dancer outfit, and Todd in glasses, the teacher?"
Photos were scattered like snowflakes: Tim, wearing a pink nurse's cap, was measuring the patient's blood pressure gently and attentively; Dick, with his beautiful red hair, was clinking glasses with a drunk wearing a Batman T-shirt beside a steel pipe; Jason, wearing an office lady's outfit, was holding a stack of teaching plans while holding his gold-rimmed glasses with one hand.
As expected, Jason was shot indiscriminately by Damian, hahahaha!
"I'll kill you, you little devil!" Jason picked up the crowbar and swept it across. Damian, as expected, overturned the coffee table to block it.
Tim tried to salvage his flattened laptop, but ended up with only some electronic components. "Wait! This nurse photo is the puppet I used to transfer Barbara's pain after she was cursed last time!"
"That makes sense," Stephanie said, crouching outside the battleground, snapping photos frantically. "But why are the puppets wearing black stockings?"
Steve is right. And why would the puppet wear a nurse's uniform to work in the hospital? It's so hard to guess!
"Of course it's because the mission requires it! Delete whatever you are thinking about in your mind quickly!" Tim struggled and shouted before being dragged into the vortex of the brothers' war.
Oh, really? Yeah, I believe it.
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In the end, everyone was equipped with a synesthesia beacon, and Bruce was given an extra one for research.
Before the synesthesia beacon was activated, the Lightning Cats had already formed a pyramid in the Batcave. Superman Cat jumped to the top of the pyramid, holding a plate of cookies on his head. "The first item on the agenda of the alliance meeting - the purchase share of Nuremberg Honey Cake must be increased by 300%!"
Dick poked my shoulder. "Meeting?"
"At least it's more professional than your last brawl at Bay Tanta." I pointed at Wonder Woman Cat Cake, who was diligently taking notes with both paws. "At least they didn't write something like 'Nightwing Combat Suit Reflectivity Optimization Seminar' on the agenda."
Damian crossed his arms, "The green one."
He stared at Robin Catcake, who was trying to comb someone's fur. "The basin layout needs strategic adjustments."
"This shows his shoulder, turned around and saw Jason squatting at the coffee machine, "Dahong, what are you doing?"
"This cat..." Jason gritted his teeth and raised the crowbar. A ball of fur with wet eyes hung on the tip of the crowbar. "It poured coriander powder into my Coke!!"
Red Hood Cat Cake looked at me and silently said in a dark but delicate voice, "I didn't mean to..."
So cute! What bad intentions could a cute kitten have? Hehehehe!
The kitten wants people to eat more vegetables. Good cat.
People don’t understand the cat’s painstaking efforts and instead condemn it. They are bad people!
I said to Jason righteously, "Eating more cilantro is good for your health. Say thank you to Red Hood Cat Cake!"
Tim poked his head out from behind his computer. "Um, excuse me, but why did you just update your AO3 account with 'Batman and the Magic Crowbar'?"
"That was secretly written by Guan Luo on my computer!" Jason rushed over and chased the pink and blue starfish, while Guan Luo slipped into Batman Cat Cake's cape: "Dad, save me!"
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Red Robin Cat Cake was sleeping quietly on the keyboard of the Batcomputer, Troublemaker Cat Cake was playing chase with Steve with a bag of potato chips in his mouth, Black Bat Cat Cake was nestled in Cassandra's arms and looking into her eyes, Nightwing Cat Cake was performing continuous backflips in the air, Batgirl Cat Cake and Peregrine Cat Cake opened the Internet and logged into AO3 together.
Let's see what they're looking at. Oh wow, it's Red Hood's childhood masterpiece, "Shadow and Light," later renamed "The Tough-Talking Bat and His Runaway Robin."
They sang arias imitating the Batman and Nightwing characters in the article, and then gathered together to make rustling laughter.
Barbara said, "Oh my God, that's exactly me!"
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I started taking pictures of these and sending them to other superheroes.
Superman saw the Superman Cat Cake floating above all the Cat Cakes and giving an impassioned speech and said, "Uh, Leona, is this your new alien creature? But why does it have an S logo? Of course, I'm not saying it can't have one! It's just... doesn't its color scheme look a little too familiar?"
Wonder Woman saw a Wonder Woman Cat Cake holding a bat made of clay tied to a rope and said, "Oh my god, it looks very heroic. I guess its prototype is called Wonder Woman? (wink)"
The Flash saw the Flash cats eating heartily on the chairs and said, "Those are truffle salt potato chips that cost $100 a box? You gave them that? You never gave them to me, Leona!"
When Green Lantern saw Green Lantern Cat Cake building blocks, he said that it looked like it had a talent for construction. Aquaman complained that the way it braided Steve's hair was exactly the same as the way his brother braided a fishnet.
Cyborg asked if it could access the internet, but I apologized and told him, "No." Shazam said it was adorable when it meowed and chanted magic spells, and asked if he could keep it. I said I'd talk to Batman about it, and have him talk to his parents as well.
Martian Manhunter's cat cake was playing hide-and-seek with other cat cakes. It turned itself into a bat and hung upside down on the ceiling. Martian Manhunter said that it was actually safer to be invisible. Black Canary's cat cake sang beautifully but uncontrollably, shattering Tim's coffee cup. Black Canary said its tone sounded like Hal's snoring.
Zatanna expressed her confusion about the fact that the cat cake, who represented her, liked to stand upside down in the air and chant spells to Coke. Green Arrow was speechless when he saw the cat cake with "Batman owes me 63 arrows" hung on the bull's eye, and asked me if I had let it peek at the chat history between him and Batman.
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I chatted contentedly with other superheroes for a while, and then relied on my family's Didi to deliver the other cat cakes.
I was a little worried at first that the financial situation of Lightning's family would be worsened by the arrival of the cat cakes. Later, after some testing, I found that the Lightning cats only ate a little more than the average cat cakes, so I sent them over with peace of mind.
Most of the cat cakes have been given away, but Chaoren still doesn't know what to do with them.
After all, Xiao Qiao is eight years old now and has not shown any signs of awakening superpowers. Everyone unanimously hides the matter of superheroes from him and pretends to be ordinary people in front of him.
It's just like how Bruce insisted on pretending to be a kind-hearted but not very smart rich man in front of the children he had just adopted.
The difference was that Joe was incredibly cute and trusted them. Even though Connor was constantly busy with his club activities, Clark often skipped meals to return to the Metropolis to finish his reports, and Kara always had to go to the TV station to help her colleagues come up with better program plans...
Bizarro wouldn't leave suddenly for something, and despite his immaturity, he had a lot of fun playing with Xiao Qiao. However, because of his low IQ, others were afraid that Bizarro would accidentally use his superpowers in front of Xiao Qiao, so Bizarro had to be supervised when playing with Xiao Qiao.
But because other people are often busy, Bizarro will be taken away as well.
Even so, Xiao Qiao only gets angry occasionally and forgives often. A cup of ice cream, a flower, an apology... can easily coax an angry child into peace. If that doesn't work, they will skillfully add a hug that smells like the sun.
Little Joe is an angel! Superman is the sun! If anyone in our family runs away during a family gathering, that person will be hunted down by everyone! Bruce is no exception!
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Ahem, I've strayed off topic. Anyway, because cat cakes don't look like creatures that "ordinary" families like Clark and his family can get, even though they love these cute little animals, they can't bring them home.
Barbara suggested that they could be placed in the Fortress of Solitude or the Watchtower, but the four of them righteously rejected her suggestion.
One says the Arctic is too cold, another says space is too lonely. To sum up, let's just keep raising it and see.
Connor and Kara are confident that Joe will awaken his super powers sooner or later, but Clark is worried about this and that, and Bizarro is asking Jason when they can go out and play together again.
Damian snorted impatiently. He knew that Xiao Qiao would be his future partner when the parallel world was in chaos some time ago. Although he didn't say it, we all knew that he was still looking forward to having a peer to play with.
After all, most of the time in the Super Twins issue, Damian is looking for Xiao Qiao, and Xiao Qiao does it reluctantly, hahahahahaha!
But even though Clark knew about the parallel world, he insisted on hiding it from Joe. After all, it was a parallel world, and no one knew how much impact any of his actions would have.
The future is now showing a good development trend, so all we have to do is remain unchanged.
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