Chapter 292 Joking aside, don't make fun of me, Li!



At this moment.

The parrot perched proudly on his shoulder gazed in all directions, looking quite intelligent.

He then echoed:

"Get us something to eat! Get us something to eat!"

Li Xunle glanced at the parrot and rolled his eyes.

Then he complained:

"Yingwu, look at you! It's been several hours, and you've been traversing mountains and valleys with me, how come we haven't found any treasure? Are you even capable?"

After saying that.

He looked at him with disdain and shook his head slightly.

Now.

His mountain climbing progress has reached 521/1000.

We have also collected 68 entries related to the fortune of all races.

The experience level has also reached 11.8%.

On his way to the Dark Territory, he carved the words "Li Xunle was here" on more than two hundred mountains.

However.

Even so, the parrot didn't find any treasures along the way.

It seems that the bird is of no use.

He suspected that the bird was just freeloading.

He grabbed the parrot, roughly held it in his hand, and observed it with displeasure.

After a moment, he continued:

"On the contrary, you get excited when it comes to making something to eat."

Hearing Li Xunle's complaints.

The parrot's gaze toward Li Xunle gradually filled with contempt.

He also said:

"You're getting excited, you're getting excited!"

Upon hearing the parrot's words, Li Xunle couldn't help but say:

"You're such an idiot. You can't even understand the main point I made, and instead you just pick out the disgusting things to say?"

The parrot chimed in, "Idiot! Idiot!"

Li Xunle: "..."

Speechless!

Utterly speechless!

The next second.

He looked utterly dejected and then threw the parrot he was holding away violently.

It seems they're preparing to throw the parrot further away.

But in the blink of an eye, the parrot that had been thrown away flew back and landed on Li Xunle's shoulder.

Parrots fly extremely fast.

It was like a big black rat darting through the air.

The parrot perched on his shoulder seemed like a stubborn plaster, impossible to get rid of.

Li Xunle stared at the parrot that had gone away but then returned, and threatened:

"You better behave yourself, or I'll bury you alive."

At this moment.

The parrot seemed to understand Li Xunle's words and immediately quieted down.

He didn't try to stir up any more trouble or make any more conversation.

The parrot calmed down.

Li Xunle nodded in satisfaction.

immediately.

His eyes searched for the fruit trees near the edge of the black forest.

In the wild.

He usually looks for wild fruits to eat.

He rarely roasted wild game or anything like that, mainly because he didn't bring any seasonings.

Barbecue without seasoning tastes terrible.

Before.

He tried it once with great enthusiasm, but the result was terrible.

It tastes absolutely awful!

It's not even as convenient as wild fruit.

and.

He wasn't worried about getting poisoned from eating wild fruits, since he had a blood-locking ability.

So whenever he sees fruit that tastes good, he eats it all in one go.

no way.

The talent of immortality allows you to create things however you want.

soon.

He discovered a fruit tree several hundred meters away, laden with dark red fruit.

He waved his staff lightly, and the next second, he appeared beside the fruit tree.

He began to observe the fruit on the tree.

The surface is purplish-black, and the color is sufficiently black and glossy.

Black Cloth Li!

When Li Xunle first saw the fruit's shape, he immediately thought of this particular type of fruit.

However, in his memory, some of the black cloth plums were somewhat sour.

I wonder if this fruit is sour?

He looked up at the branches above him, laden with abundant fruit.

Then.

He slowly picked a fruit, wiped it lightly on his clothes, and then prepared to put it in his mouth.

But at this time...

Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed the parrot staring intently at the fruit in his hand.

They seemed to want to try it too.

Li Xunle's eyes darted around slightly, his gaze flickered, and then a sly smile appeared on his face.

He stopped what he was about to do, putting the fruit in his mouth.

immediately.

He slowly began to speak:

"Yingwu, since we depend on each other for survival, I can't treat you unfairly, can I? You eat first!"

After saying that.

He held the dark red fruit in his hand to the parrot's beak.

The parrot nimbly turned its head, its bright eyes observing the fruit for a moment.

Then.

It pecked at the wild fruit without hesitation.

However.

The next second.

The parrot let out a strange cry and immediately spat out the fruit from its mouth.

He looked furious and shouted:

"Idiot! Idiot! It's so sour!"

Seeing this comical scene, Li Xunle couldn't help but laugh, and at the same time, he gained some understanding of the taste of the fruit.

Judging from the expression and demeanor of this silly parrot.

Without a doubt, this fruit is rather unpalatable!

Without hesitation, he threw the fruit into the distance.

Since the parrot has already been tested, there's no need to test the poison yourself.

He smiled subtly, then gently shook his head and said:

"Since this fruit doesn't taste good, let's look for some other fruits."

After saying that.

He ignored the grumpy parrot and searched for other wild fruits.

Two minutes later.

He stood in front of a fruit tree that was covered with fruit that looked like mangoes.

The palm-sized, golden-yellow fruits are mouthwatering.

When Li Xunle saw these wild fruits, he waved his staff and hit the branches of the tree.

Several were knocked down in just a few simple moves.

He picked up two large, golden fruits and wiped them on his clothes.

He then offered the fruit to the parrot's beak:

"I'm a very loyal friend, you should eat first!"

After saying that.

He brought the fruit very close to the parrot's beak, so it only needed to open its mouth slightly to eat it.

However.

This time, the parrot seemed to have learned its lesson and refused to open its mouth at all.

He looked like he'd rather die than eat it if you didn't.

Seeing this, Li Xunle said with a half-smile:

"Oh ho, Yingwu, you've gotten smarter now?"

The parrot perched on Li Xunle's shoulder, turned its head to look in another direction, and completely ignored Li Xunle.

It looks like...

She seemed still angry about why she had eaten that incredibly sour, dark red fruit.

Li Xunle smiled nonchalantly:

"It seems I'll have to be the one to test the poison myself."

After saying that.

He deftly peeled the fruit's outer shell and took a bite of the flesh.

Sweet!

It's so sweet!

He was somewhat surprised; the fruit did indeed taste like a ripe mango.

but.

This fruit differs from a mango in that its pit is not as large.

This made Li Xunle eat even more enjoyably.

They started eating them one after another.

At this moment.

The parrot watching from the sidelines saw how much Li Xunle was enjoying his meal.

It seems I've realized this stuff probably doesn't taste bad.

then.

Before Li Xunle could call out, it flew to the top of the tree and landed next to a larger fruit.

They began to peck at the food, one bite at a time.

They seemed quite satisfied.

Upon seeing this scene, Li Xunle couldn't help but ponder it.

This parrot, aside from anything else, is quite clever.

When eating wild fruit, they even know to pick the biggest one.

It looks like...

This parrot is no pushover either!

A few minutes passed.

After Li Xunle finished eating, he looked at the parrot and found it still eating with relish.

So he asked:

"Hey! Have you eaten yet? Off on a treasure hunt!"

Upon hearing Li Xunle's voice, the parrot, without even looking up, said:

"Treasure hunt! Treasure hunt!"

After saying that.

It kept eating, showing no intention of leaving whatsoever.

Li Xunle's forehead immediately creased with annoyance:

"You idiot! I'm warning you, jokes are jokes, but don't make fun of me, Li!"

At this moment.

The parrot laughed in a very human-like way:

"Just kidding! Just kidding!"

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