Chapter 132 This is a very delicious chapter
After Zhou Sinian went out with the firecrackers, he quickly ran towards the village entrance. The sporadic sounds of firecrackers there indicated that the children were all there.
Sure enough, before I got close, I saw a bunch of little red heads.
Goudan was the first to spot Zhou Sinian. He jumped up excitedly and shouted, "Brother! Brother!"
When the other little potatoes saw this, they also jumped up and shouted, just like chicks waiting to be fed.
Zhou Sinian came over and pressed down the jumping little potatoes one by one: "How do we play this?"
Tiedan pointed at the pile of snow they had built and said, "Bury it in the snow, and it will explode and fly all over the sky. It will be really beautiful!"
Zhou Sinian raised his chin to gesture, and Tiedan immediately stepped forward to demonstrate.
“Bang!”
The firecracker was lit and exploded into a small piece, which looked very shabby. Compared with the effect of the big firecrackers in Zhou Sinian's impression, it was far worse. He felt a little disgusted.
The children were very happy, for their families did not buy firecrackers for them to play with; they picked them up from every household and set them off together, enjoying the noise and the fun.
So, when Zhou Sinian took out a long row of firecrackers from his arms, all the children in the audience were so excited that they were going crazy!
One by one, they shouted loudly: "Brother! Brother!"
Zhou Sinian's firecrackers were not only large, but also had not been soaked in snow, so they were particularly loud and the snowflakes they produced were also particularly large. Soon the noise attracted the children nearby.
He played them one after another, and the children's screams never stopped, their voices hoarse with excitement.
The noise attracted nearby villagers to come out and check: "Ah, a good child has been driven crazy by a madman, and the adults don't care. How pitiful!"
Zhou Sinian didn't know that after persecuting the educated youth Xiao Ming, he had gained another nickname, "Little Potato", which drove the whole village crazy.
With so many firecrackers, the children soon became dissatisfied with just blowing up snow piles.
Goudan secretly encouraged him: "Brother, let's go blow up the ice hole and see if we can fry up a big fish!"
The other kids followed suit, obviously wanting to go.
Zhou Sinian was somewhat tempted, but thinking of Mingdai's warning, he still shook his head: "No, Mingdai won't let me go."
Goudan regretted: "But blowing up ice holes is really fun, much more fun than blowing up snow piles."
Just when Zhou Sinian and the other kids were collectively disappointed, Luo Dabao, who was watching the excitement from the side, spoke mysteriously: "I know something more fun than blowing up an ice hole!"
Swish, swish, swish!
All eyes were fixed on him.
Luo Dabao smiled mysteriously: "Follow me!"
Zhou Sinian ran into the village with a group of children and stopped at the outer wall of Luo Dabao's house.
Tiedan looked at where they stopped and guessed it immediately.
He looked at Zhou Sinian hesitantly.
Mom said that my eldest brother was very clean and asked us to be careful when playing with him and not to have a runny nose or dirty hands.
Although blowing up a toilet is fun, I guess you wouldn't want to do it, right?
When Luo Dabao pointed at his own toilet and gave Zhou Sinian some suggestions, his brows furrowed as expected.
“Too dirty!”
Luo Dabao didn't understand: "It's fun!"
Zhou Sinian still didn't want to go. He was now used to using the toilet in the space. He hadn't been to the toilet in the educated youth camp for a long time, but he still remembered it from before. It was so smelly, and he didn't want to go.
Luo Dabao was somewhat unhappy. He was spoiled by Widow Luo and he had no right to do anything. He was not a member of the Red Scarf Team, he just followed along to play.
"If you guys don't play, I'll play by myself!"
After saying that, he took out the firecrackers hidden in his pocket, which he had secretly pulled from the firecrackers at home in advance.
After finding the right position, he lit the fuse. Zhou Sinian frowned and quickly retreated. The Red Scarf Squad followed him. A group of people watched from a distance as Luo Dabao threw two firecrackers into the toilet.
“Bang, bang!!”
“Ahhhhhhhhh!!!”
First there were two dull gunshots, then a series of female screams, and a figure rushed out of the toilet with a foul smell.
When the children saw someone being hit by the explosion, they all turned around and ran!
Zhou Sinian was still standing there, wanting to see who was the one who was blown up. How could he be so unlucky!
Ha ha ha ha!
When Tiedan and Goudan saw that their eldest brother had not caught up, they turned around, each grabbed one of Zhou Sinian's hands and dragged him forward.
I have to run away, that old witch from the Luo family is such a crybaby!
If someone sees us, they will definitely come to cause trouble!
Before they could exert any effort, a foul smell came over them. Zhou Sinian picked up two small potatoes and rushed forward, soon disappearing from sight.
So, when the Luo family came out to check, they only saw Luo Dabao's small figure who had not escaped.
Widow Luo glanced at her daughter-in-law and turned to look into the yard.
Fang Rou had already taken off everything she could and was desperately rubbing the snow off the ground, especially her feet, which were frozen red.
She was almost going crazy. She just came to visit and used the toilet, but two firecrackers blew up her clothes and she was so scared that she fell into the toilet!
At this moment, she felt like her whole body was covered in poop!!!
Woohoo! It’s all over my pants!!!
Fang Rou was devastated, while the Luo family's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were watching the show from the side. They had no intention of stepping forward to help, let alone telling her that this was Luo Dabao's doing.
Fang Rou felt that she was smelly, cold and about to die!
She handed over the key and asked Widow Luo to help her get the clothes.
Widow Luo's eyes flashed, and she nodded to her daughter-in-law. She took the key and asked her to go to the educated youth center. She helped Fang Rou into the room and got hot water for her to wash.
After washing, Fang Rou still felt it was too smelly!
She had never suffered such an injustice before. She was completely devastated and kept crying.
Widow Luo pretended to persuade him, but her eyes were always looking at the door.
When he saw his daughter-in-law coming back with lots of bags, he was instantly delighted.
Fang Rou changed her clothes and left Luo's house without stopping. She threw away all the clothes she had taken off, so Widow Luo collected them and planned to take them apart and wash them.
None of Fang Zhiqing’s things are cheap. She thinks they are dirty, but they don’t!
Fang Rou returned to the educated youth center, pushed the door open and quickly went into her room.
Although the speed was fast, the stench still attracted the attention of other people at the educated youth site.
Finally, she had almost used up the entire bottle of perfume before the smell changed from stinking to fragrant and stinky. The educated youth in other rooms with a strong smell started sneezing.
She washed it many times before she felt better.
Then they discovered that her room had been ransacked, all her food had been taken away, and even the cash she kept was missing!
She was so angry that she went to the Luo family to settle the score.
The Luo family's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law cried and acted like scoundrels, refusing to admit it. They also spread the word that Fang Zhiqing repaid kindness with enmity, not thanking them for saving her from the toilet, and even falsely accusing them of stealing.
So, the whole village knew that Fang Zhiqing fell into the toilet during the New Year's Day!
Since then, Fang Rou fell out with the Luo family and never walked around the village again.
On Zhou Sinian's side, everyone ran to the village entrance and stopped, panting and chattering about the famous scene of the pit toilet explosion. Everyone was very excited and wanted to try it.
Although Zhou Sinian thought the explosion pit was too smelly, he thought the man's scream just now was quite interesting.
So he selflessly donated the firecrackers in his hand, and out of principle, only distributed them to the children who blew up his own toilet, distributing them based on the principle that one's own family's own misfortune should be punished.
Children have a natural curiosity about bombing toilets, especially boys, and almost all of them signed up.
In the end, only Tiedan and Goudan did not sign up. They followed Zhou Sinian in the queue and watched the brothers' heroic deeds one by one.
Zhou Sinian even tied his nose with a red scarf and stood upwind, watching the toilets in the village explode one after another. The people inside didn't even have time to pull up their pants, and ran out while cursing. It was so funny that he almost died! !
The little brother who couldn't run away was caught on the spot and had to be beaten up.
For a moment, the whole village was filled with stench and the cries of children.
After inspecting the entire village, Zhou Sinian waved goodbye to Tiedan and Goudan with satisfaction. He had to go home to take a shower as he smelled bad today!
When passing by the educated youth site, Zhou Sinian recalled that this group of people had stolen his rice before.
He narrowed his eyes, took out the remaining half of the firecrackers from his arms, lit them, and threw them into the toilet in the front yard.
After a series of crackling sounds, Liu Yan's ghostly howling accompanied by a foul smell spread throughout the front yard.
When Ming Dai came out to pick up Zhou Sinian, she was startled: "What happened in the front yard? It's howling so unpleasantly."
Zhou Sinian blinked his eyes: "I don't know!"
(I suddenly remembered a comment that Zhou Sinian is a light bulb that has become a spirit, flickering. It is very appropriate!)