Chapter 185: Having you is such a blessing for your uncle!
At night, Mingdai slept with Wu Xiaxia at the Wu family's house.
Zhou Sinian was reluctant at first, but Bai Lianhua told him that he would take him to rob the wife the next day, so he agreed.
The next day, early in the morning, the Wu family took action.
Wu Xiaxia's second brother and his family also came back to help.
Mingdai was invited by Wu Zaiza to be the bridesmaid and helped her with makeup and hair.
Ming Dai is good at this. She uses a limited amount of cosmetics to magnify the advantages of Wu Zaiza's facial features and hide some minor flaws.
Then she had her hair tied up in a bun, with plum blossoms picked in advance inserted in her hair, and changed into red clothes, looking fashionable and festive.
Wu Jianjian looked at the beautiful woman in the mirror with joy, and couldn't believe it. Is this still himself?
When the people from the Wu family saw this, they were also amazed.
Especially Grandpa Wu, when he saw his little daughter's bright and beautiful appearance, he slapped his thigh and cried out that he regretted it. His daughter was so beautiful, but she was too cheap to that bad boy Bai Lianhua!
This remark caused everyone to burst into laughter and made Wu Zaiza's eyes slightly red.
Although the condition proposed at that time was marriage inheritance, it was more of a test for Bai Lianhua. Grandpa Wu did not intend to take it seriously, nor did he intend to let his grandson have the surname Wu.
After all, at this time, being a live-in son-in-law was a very humiliating thing.
That's why he asked Bai Lianhua to come and pick people up today instead of Wu Xiaxia going to pick up Bai Lianhua.
Therefore, Wu Zaza was still considered married, and a married girl is like spilled water. Although they lived in the same village, they were no longer a family after all.
While Wu Xiaxia longs for his small family, he is also sad to leave his parents and the Wu family.
Fortunately, the villagers and relatives who came to congratulate her alleviated her anxiety. Everyone who saw her exclaimed at her beauty. Wu Xiaxia felt embarrassed but also very happy.
Who doesn’t want to be the most beautiful bride on her wedding day?
At around 10 o'clock, there was a crackling sound of firecrackers outside, and the bride and groom had arrived.
Everyone laughed at Bai Lianhua's anxiety for coming to pick someone up so early. Wu Cancan's face turned red and the corners of his mouth couldn't stop rising.
Everyone went to the door to see the groom.
At the gate of the Wu family, a group of young men around 20 years old were blocking the door, looking at the wedding procession, rubbing their hands, ready to teach today's groom a lesson.
Humph! You, a boy, have won the hearts of all the girls in the village with your foxy face. Even now, there are still girls who are obsessed with him and are unwilling to find a partner!
The girls in the yard were both excited and sad. They were excited to see that charming face, but sad that their white moonlight was going to get married!
When the wedding procession arrived, everyone was stunned.
Bai Lianhua was in high spirits when he was happy, and his smile was particularly beautiful. Even the young man below was dazzled by his smile.
But what stunned everyone was the horse under his crotch, the little pony king that no one would let ride! !
Is Bai Lianhua so amazing? !
He actually conquered the Little Pony King?!
The little horse king smacked his lips and was led forward by Zhou Sinian, savoring the taste as he walked.
The candies are so delicious! But there are too few of them!
The two-legged beast said, if you take the bride home, you will get candy! It will help you later!
The guys blocking the door reacted quickly, rushed forward and blocked the door tightly.
Bai Lianhua blinked at the situation and said, "Brothers, can you please let me pass?"
"snort!"
A man walked out of the crowd and glanced at Bai Lianhua on his horse.
"Bai Lianhua, Jianjian is the most outstanding girl in our Wujia Village. We can't let you marry her so easily! You have to show your sincerity, right?"
Bai Lianhua sighed inwardly, knowing that this group of people would not let him go.
"How do you express it?"
The person who spoke was Wu Datou, the grandson of the fifteenth master. He chuckled and cracked his finger joints.
"You know the origin of our Wujia Village. If you don't have some skills, don't even think about marrying the best girl in our village!
How about this, our people will hold the line, and you guys will attack together. As long as you can get into the yard, you will pass. How about that? !”
After these words were spoken, the young girls and wives in the yard became worried.
Apart from Zhou Sinian, the people who came to welcome the bride today were the brothers who had slept together in the cowshed, and none of them looked like they could fight.
Considering Bai Lianhua has difficulty walking, isn't this just intentional harassment?
Bai Lianhua naturally knew that Wu Datou did it on purpose. If it were before, he would really have a headache, but now he has the humanoid weapon Zhou Sinian!
Zhou Sinian was already impatient at this time. He was waiting to snatch the bride and go home for a banquet. This group of people were dawdling. If Mingdai had not told him to listen to his uncle, he would have gone into the house and snatched the bride long ago.
Bai Lianhua smiled and nodded: "No problem."
He dismounted under Wu Datou's suspicious gaze and told the people behind him to stay away to avoid being affected.
While everyone was puzzled, they obediently retreated to a safe place.
Bai Lianhua turned his head with satisfaction and stood beside Zhou Sinian who was leading the horse: "My eldest nephew, whether my uncle can marry my aunt depends on you!"
After saying that, he pointed at the wall of people opposite him and said, "If we can push them past and get into the yard, we'll win! Go ahead, nephew!"
Seeing that Bai Lianhua had given up and only allowed one person to come forward, the other side immediately burst into laughter.
As Bai Lianhua finished speaking, Zhou Sinian's figure flashed like lightning and jumped into the crowd opposite.
Suddenly the laughter turned into a cry of pain.
Wu Da was hit head-on and felt like all the bones in his body were broken!
As he cried out in pain, he immediately called on everyone to join him.
More than twenty guys came together to fight against Zhou Sinian alone. The people of Wujia Village who were watching the excitement felt a little embarrassed. It would be embarrassing even if they won in this way!
Zhou Sinian looked at the huge crowd without any fear. He had a clear mind and acted decisively. He followed Mingdai's instructions and focused on the acupuncture points.
Mingdai said that you can’t hurt people, let alone kill them, but you can hurt them!
Zhou Sinian strictly adhered to this point and never made a mistake.
Soon, the ground was filled with young men howling in pain.
The Wu family was given a heads up by Mingdai yesterday, so they not only did not seem anxious, but also seemed very happy.
They tolerate these people's wedding pranks. One reason is that it is the local custom. On the wedding day, people can have some fun and pranks, and the host family cannot stop them at will. Another reason is that the daughters and sons-in-law still have to live in the village, so they must hold themselves up straight.
Otherwise, Bai Lianhua, a live-in son-in-law, would be bullied to death in the village.
They were very happy, but the villagers were terrified, especially because the people lying on the ground were their children.
Everyone in the yard was also shocked and felt that this man was too cruel.
Fortunately, thanks to the explanation from the Wu family and Mingdai, everyone did not rush out and continued to watch.
In less than 10 minutes, the battle was over. Zhou Sinian stood among the wailing young men and stopped fighting. He smacked his lips with a lingering feeling. He was too weak and had no feeling.
Bai Lianhua walked past the people on the ground with a smile on his face, saying as he walked: "Oh, thank you for letting me do that. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, does it hurt? Oh, my child's hand is a bit heavy, please bear with me for a while!"
At the same time, the villain in his heart was yelling crazily: Hahaha, you deserve it!
You didn’t expect that!
I have a cheating tool!
You dare to block the door and prevent me from getting married? I will hurt you to death!
Just like that, Bai Lianhua opened the door lightly amid the cries of pain.
The older girls and younger wives in the yard stared at Bai Lianhua's face with fiery eyes.
Wow, it’s so beautiful!
What a pity, I won’t be able to watch it casually after today!
She has an owner!
Woo woo, so sad!
This sentiment spread among the crowd, and many people's eyes turned red.
Bai Lianhua was so embarrassed that he almost collapsed.
Wu Zuzu was very excited to see the visitor and stared at Bai Lianhua's face with bright eyes.
Bai Lianhua did the same. He immediately locked his eyes on Wu Zaza who was behind the crowd. He was so stunned by her that he didn't even notice that his father-in-law and mother-in-law were standing next to his wife.
oh!
My husband/wife is so handsome!!
Grandpa Wu and Grandma Wu felt relieved when they saw the young couple with smiles in their eyes. The good relationship between children is better than anything else.
Just when Master Wu cleared his throat and was about to hit Bai Lianhua, his eyes blurred and something flew over.
When he looked closely, the hammer that was standing beside him just now was gone.
Huh? Gone!!!
Looking further ahead, the handsome son-in-law who was standing just now is also gone? ! ! !
What's happening? ! !
Mingdai’s eyes were about to pop out!
Looking at Zhou Sinian, who was carrying the bride in his left hand and the groom in his right hand, and rushing out of the yard like a whirlwind, he was almost going crazy!
Who told you that this is how you kidnap a bride?!
Master Wu knew to carry the wedding sedan up the mountain, but you just ran away with the bride and groom? ! !
This really misunderstood Zhou Sinian.
He didn't run!
Before anyone could react, he returned empty-handed.
Without waiting for Mingdai to say anything, he grabbed Mingdai with his big hands, held her under his armpits, and ran out of the yard.
Grandpa Wu pointed at the gate with shaking hands, "Chase him! Little bastard! I haven't said anything yet!"
Everyone finally reacted and Wu Lala walked out of the yard, but she only saw the back of the little pony king running and the two people lying on his back.
Oh, and there’s also the figure of Zhou Sinian running with the bridesmaid.
Horse: Oh, oh! I have to run faster! If I run faster, I will get candy!
Bai Lianhua and Wu Zaiza lay on the horse's back, unable to speak due to the shaking.
The two of them didn't have time to react before Zhou Sinian threw them off the horse.
Before they could sit properly, the horse started running away. The two were so scared that they held on to each other tightly, fearing that they would be thrown out by accident.
Ming Dai, who was tickled by Zhou Sinian, said: Destroy it! ! Wuwu! !
As a result, Wujia Village had the most ridiculous wedding scene in thousands of years.
I have seen people kidnapping the bride, but I have never seen people kidnapping the bride and groom together, and also taking the bridesmaids away? ! !
By the time the people from Wujia Village came panting to the bridal chamber, Zhou Sinian had just put down the frightened bride and groom and the bridesmaid who looked hopeless.
The moment Bai Lianhua landed, he went to check on his wife. Fortunately, except for her face being a little pale and her hair being a little crooked, everything was fine.
He quickly apologized to the Wu family members who had caught up with him, especially his father-in-law and mother-in-law.
Old Master Wu looked at Zhou Sinian, who was already sitting at the table waiting for the meal to start, and felt both angry and amused.
"You are really good! Even more ruthless than me! Fortunately, I didn't let you become a bandit, otherwise, would you have robbed me and my wife?!"
Zhou Sinian, who was sitting, thought seriously for a moment: "I don't want you, you are too old!"
Bai Lianhua immediately rushed over, pulled off a large chicken leg on the table and stuffed it into his mouth, then turned around and apologized to his father-in-law.
Zhou Sinian took out the chicken leg with disgust, wiped his mouth with his floral handkerchief, and then happily started to eat the chicken leg.
Master Wu was so amused by him that he waved his hands to indicate that everything was fine.
Finally, all the ceremonies were held in the new house, and my uncle and aunt's wedding ended with oolongs and humor.
At the table, Zhou Sinian not only ate happily himself, but also kept picking up food for Mingdai.
"Mingdai, come and eat, this is delicious!"
Mingdai looked at Zhou Sinian who was happily grabbing the food, and then looked at Bai Lianhua who was being forced to drink by his father-in-law and brother-in-law.
I can't help but sigh: It's such a blessing for your uncle to have you!