Chapter 235: Be obedient and don’t look at me while you’re eating!
In the Beijing compound, the sky was just getting light. In the nanny's room on the first floor of the Jiang family's house, Liu Xiulan opened her eyes tiredly.
That night, she felt preoccupied and slept uneasily, as if something was about to happen.
Just when she was about to rub her face to wake herself up, she put her hands down in disgust when she touched the loose skin on her face.
He flexibly turned over and got up, and when he landed, he looked like an old man again.
As soon as she stepped out of the door, she noticed something was wrong.
What does it taste like?
Something's broken in the kitchen?
She remembered that all the seafood was frozen in the refrigerator.
Before she could go to the kitchen to check, she heard screams from upstairs!
“Ahhhhhhh!!!!”
It’s Zhao Xueying’s voice!
Liu Xiulan felt a little strange and tried to go upstairs tremblingly. But as soon as she stepped out of the door, she was shocked!
The TV and fan in the living room are missing!
That's nothing, the main thing is!
The original position was replaced by a bunch of unknown smelly black objects! !
The bad smell in the room comes from them!
Her heart tensed and she walked quickly towards the kitchen.
As soon as I entered, I took a breath of cool air!
The refrigerator was gone, all the ingredients and seasonings were gone, replaced by black, smelly objects.
She suppressed her disgust and examined it carefully.
It's pig poop?!
My heart skipped a beat!
After repeated identification, it was indeed pig feces, and it did not look like it came from a domestic pig, but a wild boar!
Her face turned pale and she carefully searched the kitchen, where she found several marks that were made by pig's hooves.
Looking at these marks, Liu Xiulan felt a chill down her spine!
It turns out that the legend is actually true!
From the depths of China, the revenge of the boar bride!
Specifically targeting those who have bad intentions towards China!!
She looked around in doubt, ignoring the stench, and kept swallowing, trying to calm herself down.
Originally, when the organization released this news to draw collective attention, she sneered and laughed at others, saying they were crazy.
Unexpectedly, I met her today!!
After all, no one could do this under her nose!
Unless, it itself is not a human being!!
Have super powers!!
The downstairs is still lying down, but the upstairs is already jumping up and down!!!
Because she had the habit of getting up early to practice, Zhao Xuying was awakened by her biological clock early in the morning.
Before she even opened her eyes, she smelled a strong stench and thought that Jiang Muyun beside her had started to smell like an old man.
She was so disgusted that she asked him to take a shower last night, but he refused, and now he smells so bad!
How annoying!
Before she could open her mouth to curse, she felt something was wrong. Why was her head so sticky?
She subconsciously reached out to touch it, and the wet and sticky touch made her feel sick.
I quickly opened my eyes and raised my hands in front of my eyes. The dark color, the slippery feel and the foul smell left no other choice!!!
“Ahhhhhhh!!!!”
“Eh!!!”
Friendly reminder: please do not raise your poop-covered hands in front of you and open your mouth to shout while you are lying down. This can easily lead to accidents.
"What's wrong?! What's wrong?!"
Jiang Muyun, who was standing by, was finally woken up. His first reaction was to comfort his vomiting wife. He didn't notice that something was dripping from his head.
So, Zhao Xueying, who had finally finished vomiting, just turned around and wanted to speak, but the thing on Jiang Muyun's head was thrown into her mouth again.
“Eh!!! Boom boom boom!!!”
Jiang Muyun also realized that something was wrong and touched his head.
"Tsk~~~~~~~"
The two of them started vomiting together, and Zhao Xueying vomited out all the yellow bile.
After finally stopping to vomit, the couple didn't have time to wonder why there was so much poop on the bed. They supported each other and walked towards the bathroom.
The floor was covered with poop and the two of them almost slipped several times. After they collapsed to the bathroom, they realized that they had collapsed too early.
“Ahhhhhh!!!”
“Ahhhhhhh!!! Ugh!!”
Zhao Xueying's favorite bathtub is full of poop;
The exquisite washbasin is full of poop!
The place where she used to put her toiletries was now full of poop!!
The couple was so upset that they screamed and vomited.
When the two rushed out of the door and wanted to put on their clothes and go downstairs to call for help, they found that they had no clothes at all!!!
The whole room!!
It’s all poop!!!
“Ahhhhhhhh!!!”
“Pah!”
Zhao Xueying couldn't bear it anymore and fell into the pile of shit with a plop.
Jiang Muyun was terrified, shouting, "There's a ghost! There's a ghost!"
While looking for a wife among the pile of daddies.
Finally, he pulled his wife out with great difficulty and dragged her slippery and smelly body towards the door.
As soon as he opened the door, before he could breathe in the fresh air, he was shut up by the stench from the opposite side.
"Daddy~~~~~"
Jiang Muyun looked up and found a similar-looking man lying on the ground, reaching out to him for "daddy!"
He was so scared that he turned around and kicked her without thinking while protecting her! !
“Ahhhh!!!”
"Plop! Plop! Plop!"
“Bang!”
Because of the poop acting as a lubricant, the poop-scooper launched from the staircase entrance, went all the way down the stairs, slid through the living room, and knocked open the door.
Jiang Muyun looked at the disappearing figure, breathed a sigh of relief, and hugged his wife distressedly: "It's okay, Yingying, it's okay, I chased the daddy ghost away!"
Zhao Xueying's mouth and nose were blocked by poop. She wanted to breathe but didn't dare to. She could only beat Jiang Muyun weakly, trying to make him let her go.
Unfortunately, what Jiang Muyun got in return was that he hugged her even tighter!
"Don't be afraid! Yingying, don't be afraid! I'm here!!"
"Tsk!"
Zhao Xueying was successfully suffocated to death again.
Thanks to the shit shoveler Jiang Sisi who broke open the door, the neighbors who had been attracted by the sound were able to see the situation in the house clearly.
The whole audience was shocked!!
While everyone was shocked and trying to rescue him, they were also puzzled. They had never heard that the Jiang family liked to play with poop!
Even if you like it, you can't keep so many of them at home, right?
What a flavor!!
Especially Jiang Sisi and Zhao Xueying, why are they covered in paint all over their bodies? !
Could this be the secret of the mother and daughter's beauty regimen? !
Um, this is too disgusting!!!
At this point, Zhao Xueying and Jiang Sisi were given the nickname "Baba Qiao Mother and Daughter" in the compound, which made them both want to die.
Before breakfast was over, the news that the Jiang family's small building was flooded with feces spread throughout the entire compound.
Naturally, Song Xiangming and Luo Cheng were informed by the people from the Security Bureau, and Wei Yan happened to hear it as well.
The three of them looked at each other. Isn't this the opportunity?!
Therefore, the Security Bureau took over the Jiang Family Building Baba Incident by investigating non-natural events.
In fact, in the eyes of the three people, this was indeed an unnatural event.
Because all the people outside the Jiang family are their people, such a large amount of poop must be transported to the small building using a large truck.
But last night, neither the people in the compound nor their spies found anything unusual, not to mention that there was a key suspect with great martial arts skills here!
Their security bureau has taken over many cases that cannot be scientifically proven, so they are more accepting than others. However, these things can only be suppressed and absolutely cannot be told to the outside world.
The two of them went to go through the approval process happily, only Wei Yan sat there, thinking about something.
Why does this shit feel so familiar? !
However, he said nothing in the end. No matter who they are or how they do it, as long as they do not harm the interests of the country and do good things to eliminate violence and protect the people, they are all good comrades of the people!