Chapter 14 Chapter 14 I jumped from his house after my boyfriend cheated on me...
Because the two-hour live broadcast time was up, You Yunyi interrupted the footage of Zhiyin Wall when Lin Lin reported the case.
"Today's live broadcast ends here. Goodbye." You Yunyi then turned off the live broadcast and called out the number outside, "Number 003, you can come in."
Just like yesterday, without having to worry about live streaming, the efficiency is much higher, although this efficiency is insignificant compared to the remaining ninety-eight accounts.
But this time, You Yunyi ended the meeting and left work earlier than yesterday. When he sent away No. 100 and closed the extradition office, it was just past 1 p.m., and there were still five hours before the new work day.
You Yunyi leaned on the black lazy sofa in the office, too lazy to move.
Until someone hugged him from behind, his long black hair hanging down in front of him, and Lin Yujing's always calm and steady voice rang in his ears: "You're off work, why don't you come find me?"
When You Yunyi turned around, the office of the Extradition Department and the lazy sofa he was sitting on were gone. He was taken to the house in the mortal world by Lin Yujing, and the two of them fell on top of each other on the sofa in the living room.
"Tsk." You Yunyi said, "Can you confirm my opinion before taking me away?"
Lin Yujing chuckled and said, "When you decided on my name, you didn't even ask for my opinion."
Having been the King of Hell for too long, Lin Yujing had long forgotten his common name when he was in the mortal world. Until one day in his early years when You Yunyi asked him his name, Lin Yujing pondered for a moment, and then You Yunyi gave him his current name.
Things like naming should at least be done by older people of the same generation, so Lin Yujing always felt that You Yunyi was taking advantage of him and was very upset about it.
You Yunyi pushed him away: "Have you cooked yet?"
Lin Yujing shook her head slightly: "I want to wait for you to go shopping together, shall we go?"
You Yunyi took in Lin Yujing's black, gold-embellished robe, which hadn't changed in a thousand years, and her striking waist-length hair, and sighed, "Honestly, I really don't want to walk in the mortal world with you. Your outfit is too eye-catching. Can't you change it up?"
Lin Yujing responded with reason, "That's because your outfit doesn't match mine. Otherwise, others would just think we're doing performance art and wouldn't take it too seriously."
You Yunyi: "...You're just being stubborn. Hold on to your phone. I don't want to see you taking cash out of your sleeve pocket anymore. People use mobile phones to pay now."
Lin Yujing said helplessly: "You care about those insignificant people in the world of the living, but you don't care about my preferences."
You Yunyi was speechless and could only cover his ears: "Okay, okay, if you don't want to take the phone, then don't take it--"
Two people - two old ghosts who were at least a thousand years old came out.
Their property in the world of the living is located in an ordinary mid-range residential area. There is a small square downstairs where idle old men and women sit next to the leisure and fitness equipment, playing chess or chatting.
Seeing You Yunyi and Lin Yujing approach, an old lady whispered to her older sisters, "Look, those are the two young people I was talking about last time... They're not young anymore, almost 30, and they don't seem to be in good shape. They must have to go to work today, Wednesday, so they left home in the middle of the day."
"Oh, they're all pretty good-looking."
"Why is the hair of the taller one so long? It must be a wig, and she's wearing Hanfu... Maybe she's going to work now? Some jobs are just upside down."
At first, the old lady waved her hand and said, "I've seen them several times. Every time they go out at this time, they come back with vegetables in less than half an hour. You might say they are lazy, but they still know how to go shopping..."
"I don't know what job he does."
"But judging by his temperament and attire, I guess his family is not short of money. Is he a rich second-generation?"
"Are they brothers or friends? These two men live together and go out together?"
"Oh, you mean, they have a... um, that kind of relationship?"
"Who knows?"
You Yunyi and Lin Yujing heard the gossip about them when they went out. When they came back from buying groceries, the old people were still gossiping. When they saw them approaching, they started talking about other things as if nothing had happened.
This wasn't the first time they were gossiped about, but this time the people gossiping had changed. You Yunyi and Lin Yujing calmly pretended not to hear anything and went into the building to wait for the elevator.
The elevator came down from upstairs and when it opened the girl inside was about to come out.
She was first attracted by Lin Yujing's clothes, then she saw You Yunyi. She first sighed that she saw two handsome guys when she went out, then she froze in place and stared at You Yunyi's face.
"You, You...Mr. You? You are Mr. You from the extradition department, right? Oh my God..." The girl widened her eyes in shock.
If there were any ghosts from the underworld who had watched the live broadcast, they would be able to recognize that this girl was the person from the world who appeared on the Zhiyin Wall behind No. 037, who had committed suicide by jumping off a building due to depression caused by a failed plastic surgery.
You Yunyi glanced at Lin Yujing: I said there would definitely be hidden dangers.
Lin Yujing smiled innocently and gently.
You Yunyi looked at the girl and said, "You saw a ghost in broad daylight and you still tell people about it. You'd better not go out today."
The girl was even happier when she heard this: "It really is Mr. You! I really didn't recognize the wrong person, ah no, ghost haha, I really didn't recognize the wrong person! I didn't expect to see you in the world of the living. Hey, can officials in the underworld come to the world of the living to play? It turns out that being an official is the most comfortable thing anywhere. Is this also your colleague in the underworld, Mr. You?"
It was obvious that he didn't hear the second half of You Yunyi's words at all.
You Yunyi didn't repeat himself, nodded slightly, and walked into the elevator. Lin Yujing followed him.
The girl finally realized what You Yunyi had just said and said hesitantly, "Mr. You, what you just said... was it true or were you just trying to scare me? Forget it, forget it, wait for me a minute, I'll go back too, I won't go out today. Oh, my bestie is going to scold me again. I originally went to play with her, but now I'm going back on my word..."
The girl was obviously very outgoing and talkative. She even tried to strike up a conversation with You Yunyi and Lin Yujing in the elevator. She had been so scared when she saw the live broadcast from the underworld late at night that she begged ghosts to help her. Now that she had actually seen a ghost in broad daylight, she didn't seem scared at all, but rather quite happy.
She didn't care that she didn't get a substantive answer from You Yunyi and the others. She was so cheerful that she even seemed stupid. When she reached her floor, she got off the elevator and went home.
You Yunyi and Lin Yujing also returned home and started picking vegetables and cooking.
"Looking at her situation, she might even return to the underworld before me." You Yunyi said slowly, "Although she has listened to my advice and returned home for the time being, given her behavior, she will soon forget about it. If something happens again, she will rush out of the house in an instant. You see, it's not that easy to change someone's fate and accumulate merit."
Lin Yujing nodded calmly, "But one person's fate was successfully changed, which is more effective than you having to endure ten years in the extradition office. And I just saw that the living people in the mortal world who watched the previous round of live broadcast No. 037 with her are all alive and well now. They have indeed successfully changed their fate. As for her... I can only say that it was destined to be like this. But we can't say she's dead until the last moment. Who knows, maybe she will really calm down later and not rush out of the house?"
You Yunyi didn't care: "After all, the underworld is not afraid of having another ghost like her."
The two guys who didn't need to eat or drink cooked the meal together, brought it to the living room, and ate while watching TV.
A major social news in the entertainment industry is being broadcast on TV. Lin Lin, an artist under Starlight Entertainment, reported the case with evidence at around 8 o'clock last night. The police promptly carried out a search and secured evidence while the senior suspects of Starlight Entertainment were still unaware. Although the details of the case have not yet been announced, the few leaks were enough to cause a huge earthquake in and out of the entertainment industry.
After eating, they washed the dishes together and then went back to the bedroom to sleep for a while.
Lin Yujing hugged You Yunyi's waist, and kissed You Yunyi's neck with his thin lips. You Yunyi endured for a while, then kicked his calf under the quilt: "I really want to sleep!"
Lin Yujing sighed softly: "You know very well that sleeping with me will help you recover your energy..."
You Yunyi: “…”
Since ancient times, the spirits in the stories have absorbed yang energy, but perhaps because he died and became a temporary worker in the underworld, it is true as Lin Yujing said that he needs yin energy to restore his consumed energy, and Lin Yujing, the King of Hell, is indeed full of yin energy.
You Yunyi actually doesn't need sleep. He just uses the inactivity of sleep to speed up the process of recovering his energy. The most efficient way is to have sex with the walking Yin energy generator - His Majesty the King of Hell, Lin Yujing himself.
To put it nicely, this is called "dual cultivation". You Yunyi obtains abundant Yin energy from Lin Yujing to restore his strength, and as for Lin Yujing, she can get pleasure from You Yunyi. It is also called "the best of both worlds".
But You Yunyi felt that hanging out with his boss after work was only necessary once in a while; doing it every day would make it seem like he really needed overtime.
"Shut up." You Yunyi finally said to Lin Yujing.
Lin Yujing kissed the back of his neck again and said softly, "Oh."
It was almost six in the afternoon again. You Yunyi returned from the mortal realm to the underworld, and with the resentment of a temporary worker who hadn't had a good rest, he began to call out numbers and shout, "Number 001 can come in."
Yesterday, No. 001 and No. 002 were broadcast live. You Yunyi planned to start the new round of live broadcast from No. 003 today. So until today's No. 002 ghost came out of the extradition office, the live broadcast screen in the square outside lit up, and the eagerly waiting audience ghosts became excited.
"No. 003, you can come in." You Yunyi called the number.
Then the girl who had just met a few hours ago walked in with a guilty look on her face: "Hi... Mr. You... nice to see you again."
Seeing the female ghost No. 003, the audience ghosts were also very surprised——
"Oh my God, am I right?"
"Is this the girl who was planning to get double eyelid surgery a few days ago but didn't go after seeing the live broadcast?"
"Why...I thought I had successfully changed my fate, but she still came back."
"Did she get plastic surgery afterwards?"
"But there's no trace of plastic surgery on her face."
"But the death of that girl who had plastic surgery and whose father deceived her mother for decades looks a bit like a ghost... Could she have also died by jumping off a building?"
"That girl jumped off a building in depression after a failed plastic surgery. There was a while between them. And now, No. 003 hasn't gone for plastic surgery in the past two days. Even if she was depressed because of the failure, she wouldn't have committed suicide so soon. Maybe something else happened?"
"Am I the only one who noticed that No. 003 said 'see you again' to Mr. You? It didn't seem like he was saying he'd seen Mr. You on the livestream before..."
"By the way, haven't you noticed something else... The 'last two days' we were talking about actually refers to the round before the extradition office opened for numbers. If we go by the exact time, No. 003 should have been still alive at 2:00 AM yesterday. In other words, she hasn't been dead for more than 48 hours. Today's round is at most her second time in line at the extradition office, maybe even her first..."
"Damn! I just realized! She's so lucky! She got the lottery to go to the extradition department so quickly! And she got such a high number! It just so happens that today's live broadcast starts with her number..."
"But let's talk about luck... How can dying young be considered good luck?"
Inside the Extradition Office——
No. 003 thanked him again, feeling embarrassed. "Luckily, I saw Mr. You's live broadcast here early yesterday morning. I canceled the double eyelid surgery I had planned to have that day and went shopping with my bestie."
"I only saw the news after I got home from shopping. The plastic surgeon I had originally scheduled suddenly convulsed and fainted half an hour after performing surgery on someone. Everyone else was thankful that the doctor didn't get sick during the operation, but I was scared to death!"
"My original appointment time slot happened to be when the doctor was ill. I can't imagine what would have happened if I hadn't canceled the appointment and still went... I heard that the private hospital was not very professional. After the incident, they said the doctor was a temporary worker..."
Number 003 shuddered and continued, "When I ran into Mr. You and the others in the elevator this day, I didn't specifically mention this matter. I figured since Mr. You had let me see the live broadcast, he must have known about it, so I didn't waste time by saying more. I'm a talkative person, after all. At the time, I was more curious about what it was like for you to be officials in the underworld... I didn't expect to end up in the underworld so soon, even though Mr. You specifically reminded me not to go out."
After hearing what No. 003 said, the ghosts in the audience started talking about it.
"Oh, so this is how you die."
"'I met Mr. You and the others in the elevator during the day'? She also said that Mr. You warned her not to go out... Does that mean Mr. You went to the mortal realm?"
"Wow, I also want to go back to the living world to take a look."
"Can ghosts bask in the sun?"
"Mr. You is an extraditionist, so he must be different from ordinary ghosts."
"How did No. 003 die?"
"It felt like she was destined to die. She survived the surgical accident yesterday and was warned not to go out today, but she still died."
"So why on earth did she go out?"
Inside the extradition office, You Yunyi reminded No. 003 to get back to the point: "Tell me about the cause of your death and your obsession."
No. 003 uttered an "oh," "Although I'm really sorry Mr. You warned me about this, I was so pissed I rushed out the door—my boyfriend actually dared to cheat on me! I jumped straight off his balcony. He must be regretting it!"
You Yunyi raised his eyes lazily.
The audience ghosts were stunned——
"ah?"
"That's it?"
"Suicide?"
"Damn it! If you don't want to live anymore, let me go! I still want to live!"
"This kid is so immature. He used to want to get plastic surgery without thinking about it, but now he's even more extreme. He just jumped off the building without thinking about it."
"It's so funny. Death can only punish someone who truly loves you and cares about your life. Your boyfriend cheated on you and you still regret it because you died for him?"
"I guess I was shocked at first, after all, someone jumped off a building in front of me. But then I felt relieved that I cheated and no one was bothered by me."
"Then, I guess this will become something he brags about for the rest of his life, 'I'm so popular, a beautiful young girl even jumped off a building for me.' How proud he is!"
"That little girl, number 003, hasn't even come to her senses yet even after she died. She was so excited when she jumped off the building. Doesn't she regret it? And she's still here expecting others to regret it..."
"Damn, No. 003 is really lucky! She drew the extradition ticket right after she died!"
"If she had just died, the people in the mortal realm wouldn't have had much time to react. What the extraditionist showed us before were things that had already happened in the mortal realm. How could they show us things in the future that haven't happened yet? I really want to show No. 003's sister that she didn't regret it after seeing her boyfriend..."
Inside the Extradition Office——
Looking at No. 003, who was still in high spirits and had his brains pumped out, resulting in an undignified death, You Yunyi nodded: "He regrets letting you into his family's home. It caused a drop in the housing prices for his family and the entire neighborhood. That's why he's going to make a scene at your funeral, so angry that your dad will have a cerebral hemorrhage and your mom will cry blind. He also regrets not making a scene lightly, so he's going to continue to spread rumors online that you were the one who cheated."
The excitement on No. 003's face froze.
The audience in front of the live broadcast screen clapped and sighed: "I told you, how could this scumbag regret cheating... Alas, what a pity for the girl's parents."
"House prices have dropped? If I were still alive and found out why that girl jumped off the building, I wouldn't be afraid of a thing. I'd buy from the house with the biggest price reduction right away! ...if I had enough savings."
"Hey, so the extraditionist can really see the future. Wow, so impressive. I'm so envious..."
The audience then heard in the live broadcast room, No. 003 said in disbelief: "Impossible! Impossible..."
The audience was speechless: "Is it impossible? Are you still fantasizing about your scumbag boyfriend?"
However, what made No. 003 stubbornly refuse to admit was that she continued, "My parents don't care about me. How could they be so sad just because I died... Mr. You, you must be lying to me. I've only been dead for less than two hours. How can things in the living world be that fast?"
"They never even came to see me when I was alive. My death was so hasty, it was already a great achievement for them to even give me a funeral. They might have just let their assistants take care of it, and they weren't even bothered to send me to the crematorium themselves. Don't I know them..."
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