Chapter 66 Forum Mayhem
[The legendary love rivals]
I'm sure everyone's seen that forum over there lately. The original poster (OP) browsed every post, analyzed them carefully, and is certain those people are friends his wife knew before coming to Yokohama, seemingly from Italy?
This thread was created to better enjoy the gossip; everyone can exchange information here. [Rose]
1L: I'm waiting for someone.
2L: So everyone's been cheating on each other. I've seen the posts in Yokohama too.
3L: It's delicious there too.
4L: It's been n days since my wife went back to her parents' home. I miss her.
5L: It was really tough living off inventory. [Carved Thanks]
6L: Missing you +1.
7L: Let's share some tidbits. My wife must have a lot of stories to tell about life in Italy.
8L: I also want to know what my wife did during those eight years in Yokohama.
9L: What happened to her in Yokohama five years ago?
10L replied to [Gua]: Five years ago? I only remember it was the year Dazai-san defected.
11L: This is the first of four years that Yokohama has been without a wife.
12L: Huh? Has your wife left Yokohama?
13L: Probably. All I know is that I haven't seen my wife in Yokohama since a certain day, and not long after, Dazai-kun also left the Port Mafia.
14L: Something's fishy going on.
15L: If anyone knows, please let me know. I'll pay.
16L: I don't know, I'll find someone who does for you. @Super Russian Rice Ball, here's a chance to make money.
17L: May I ask who he is?
18L replied to [Gua]: You must be from the Vongola side, right? This Rice Ball is the boss of the House of the Dead, a notorious information broker.
19L: He knew everything about his wife's situation in Yokohama as if he had witnessed it firsthand.
20L: A super damp and eerie male ghost...
21L: I don't sell all information. [smile]
22L replied to [Superb Russian Rice Ball]: Let's chat privately. I just want to confirm one thing: the price is negotiable.
23L: I don't know what they'll talk about, but I feel like my wife is going to get criticized.
24L: That old acquaintance who speaks like a wife has an unpleasant, prima donna vibe.
25L: I'm from the Vongola side, and I've already decoded it.
26L: There's a story behind it.
27L: My boss used a fake account, so I won't reveal it. I'll just say this: the first brave soul to directly confess their love to their wife.
28L: !
29L: Cat in shock (JPG).
30L: Warriors.
31L: So it really was that day... Gokudera said something to her.
32L: But if we're talking about the real first one, it's Mr. Ranpo, right? His wife even agreed.
33L: What's the difference between what he did and swindling?
34L: If that's the case, I'm curious who my wife's first kiss was with?
35L: ...
36L: ...
37L: We lost this game in Yokohama.
38L: Mainly because my wife was in Namimori at the time, and someone took advantage of her.
39L: Hehe.
40L: Being in a good position gives you an advantage [envious].
41L: The others were just a bit unlucky.
42L: It's because his wife started living at his house right from the beginning.
43L: I support leopard and cat being together [kissing emoji]
44L: Yunling is delicious. They've known each other since they were young and have been together day and night. Yun is one of the few men who can keep his wife in check. Even with her lively personality, she can stay still around Yun. The two of them pet her fluffy fur together every day.
45L replied to [Solid Netizen]: I understand, the two of them give me the feeling of an old married couple.
46L: Tsk, everyone on the Vongola side has that annoying "first wife" vibe.
47L: Although they met their wives first, the wives spent the longest time in Yokohama. This is one victory.
48L: Yao Yao's house in Yokohama, I'm the male head of the household, this is a double win [thumbs up]
49L: Can this person have some shame? Just because your name is on the property deed doesn't mean you're the male head of the household?
50L: I think so too.
51L: [Innocent] Yao Yao said this is "our" home. I was involved in everything from choosing the house to the furniture.
52L: You're that gigolo from Yokohama [sudden realization]
53L: Insightful.
54L: Accurate.
55L: I understand.
56L: Oh my, you could say that too~
57L: That's awesome! Next time there's an event like this, can you invite me along? So I can live a life where I don't have to work and can still be all lovey-dovey with my wife every day.
58L: However, due to certain reasons, I may not have the opportunity to be intimate with my wife.
59L: That's so subtle. I won't say what the real reason is.
60L: Let me clarify something for Dazai. His wife gives him living expenses because his credit cards keep getting washed away by the river, and she's worried he might starve to death when he's alone someday. However, Dazai has never spent his wife's money. This man even saved up to buy his wife a ring.
61L: Haha, why a ring of all things to give?
62L: Picking up where we left off. I think Dazai-kun had two intentions in giving the ring. One is what we're thinking, and the second is, I remember on the Vongola side, Gokudera-kun gave the couple's ring first, so it's not hard to guess the reason.
63L replied to [Ximian]: I personally think it also has the meaning of asserting sovereignty.
64L: ...Is that so? ^_^
65L: Oh no, I feel like we're about to be assassinated by someone any second now [trembling]
66L: Oh my, how could that be?
67L: Please note, please note, this person is not just white-faced but black-faced, he is black-faced but black-faced.
68L: It's great to work in my wife's cake shop. She even asked me to teach her how to make cakes.
69L: What? Your wife owns a cake shop?
70L: It was a gift from Mr. Francis; it's one of the branch stores. Most of the time, it's managed by Dazai-kun upstairs, and Mr. Edogawa also comes over to advise.
71L: Ah, I ran into a colleague online. If I hadn't had the day off, [grumbling] I would have been involved in teaching my wife how to bake a cake to some extent.
72L: I want to see the finished product [please]
73L: [Picture], this was sent to me by my wife. She praised my skills, gentleness, patience, and teaching ability. [Thumbs up]
74L: This looks familiar. I've seen it in the big boss's WeChat Moments.
75L: Case closed, this is what the boss ate for his birthday.
76L: Ahhh! I was lucky enough to get to eat it!!!
77L: I didn't get to eat any.
78L replied to [AAA Milk Sushi Wholesale]: I didn't get to eat any either.
79L: Even Ranpo-sama only ever ate the failed attempts used for practice.
80L: It was my birthday the day before yesterday, you naughty child.
81L: orz I must have accidentally disturbed their time together. My wife was singing a birthday song, and I went there by following the sound of the song.
82L: I just checked my boss's WeChat Moments again. There's a hand in the top left corner of the photo, and a letter under it. ztgj, I really envy you.
83L: A mere handwritten letter.
84L: A mere handwritten letter.
85L: A mere handwritten letter. Yao Yao could write me a hundred!
86L: Dazai, don't make things difficult for her.
87L replied to 【Spicy Curry Fanatic】: Oda Sakunosuke, don't sabotage me! [Puffing up in anger]
88L: Has no one noticed that the big boss has framed a letter in his office?
89L: I saw it, right in front of the desk, signed "Your Little Ling [heart]", I'm so jealous.
90L: I'm guessing someone couldn't suppress the corners of their mouth while reading the letter.
91L: That's true.
92L: Thanks to the kind person who taught my wife to say "I love you". She used to only say "I like you" but now she has evolved.
93L: He smiled without saying a word.
94L: Little Ling-chan has grown up! [So pleased]
95L: Reborn taught you, right? I was really shocked when I received Xiaoling's text message that night.
96L: One generation plants the trees, another enjoys the shade [Thumbs up]
97L: I received it too, and I'm going to quickly share it with Xiaoling-chan~
98L: Me too. By the way, when Longhair Captain received it, he thought it was a scam.
99L: My wife is the one who brings me water.
100L: ? Why don't I have one?
101L: Me neither.
102L: Me neither.
103L: It seems that none of them are from our Yokohama area.
104L: There's nothing we can do about it, there's a world barrier between us.
105L: I have it.
106L replied to 【雪中梅】: What gives you the right?
107L: Just ask Xiaokui.
108L: You call Xiao Kui that?
109L: I won't say who broke my defense.
110L replied to 【We'll get rid of the mafia sooner or later】: Why can't we call her? She agreed.
111L: This isn't a Mafia member, but I support you taking him down.
112L: I support Mr. Iron Guts, the only honest one in this group.
113L: Xixiu is so stingy. It's clearly her older sister's nickname, but she won't let others call her that.
114L: So, my sister doesn't only have one brother?
115L: So, sister, I'm not the only younger sister?
116L: So, it turns out that there are more than just us younger brothers and sisters, sister?
117L: Wife: Feeling guilty (jpg).
118L: To put it simply, everyone younger than her calls her "older sister," even the fierce-looking Akutagawa from the Port Mafia calls her "Rei-nee."
119L: It's this younger guy who's so great.
120L: Speaking of which, Akutagawa is surprisingly obedient in front of his wife.
121L: I once made my wife cry, I guess I won't dare to do it again.
122L: Who made her cry? Why was she crying?
123L replied to [Gua]: His full name is Ryunosuke Akutagawa. Why was he crying? It's because he didn't value his own life and told his wife not to worry about him.
124L: ... Thank you.
125L: Well, I remember Gokudera made her cry for the same reason before.
126L: kufufu, @Gua, why aren't you saying anything?
127L: Let me say something: anyone who makes their wife cry is no good.
128L: Supported.
129L: Just thinking about my wife's tears makes my heart soften.
130L: I support my wife being with me because I have never made her cry.
131L: I will never make Sister Xiaoling angry.
132L: This is a comparison and disparagement.
133L: This person is good at putting others down.
134L: It certainly won't make my wife angry, but it's hard to say whether it will make other people angry.
135L: Voi, I want to know who led her to bite her nails?
136L: My wife imitates the little habits of the people around her. Think about who around her has this habit.
137L: Nobody here has this habit.
138L replied to [Squalo]: Hehehe, it's obvious that they were corrupted by the people of Yokohama.
139L: I heard someone tricked her into drinking?
140L: Big cities are indeed different; they're not as simple and honest as Namimori.
141L: Don't generalize from individual actions. Didn't anyone on your side lie to her? Bai Lanjun deserves some credit for her shrinking.
142L: As expected of a famous detective, he discovered it so quickly.
143L: The people of Millefiore have nothing to do with us Vongola.
144L: It has nothing to do with Valia.
145L: It has nothing to do with Cavallone.
146L: What a terrible situation, completely abandoned by everyone. Is Bai Lanjun really that unpopular?
147L: It's hard not to agree.
148L: To be honest.
149L: Oh dear, as long as it's related to Xiaoling-chan, that's fine~ [Yay!]
150L: By the way, Byakuran-kun has been to Yokohama. Of all the people, who do you think your wife likes the most?
151L: Ugh, the person upstairs is stirring up trouble.
152L: Front row benches are ready [eating melon seeds]
153L: Good or bad, I love watching.
154L: Need I say more? Of course Yao Yao likes me the most!
155L: 100 yen, I bet on Mr. Edogawa.
156L: I'm torn between Cloud Guardian and Mist Guardian.
157L: I think he's the big boss.
158L: ? Does nobody support Chuuya-kun? I've always shipped this couple.
159L: Did I tell you? Xiaoling-chan likes me the most~
160L: What reliable things can Byakuran-kun, who talks nonsense all the time, say? You should ask the famous detective.
161L: Isn't that guy the one who says he loves me the most today and loves me the most tomorrow?
162L: Irrefutable, correct.
163L: Haha, no matter who she likes the most, it doesn't affect my love for her.
164L replied to 【AAA Milk Sushi Wholesale】: You're very insightful, I'll vote for you.
165L: Thank you.
166L: No matter who it is, my sister's favorite younger brother is definitely me, Lord Lambo.
167L: Then I am my sister's favorite younger sister.
168L: Here it is, Kyoka-chan!
169L: Hmm... Isn't Nakahara Chuuya here in Yokohama? I'm a little curious about him.
170L replied to [54060989]: Chuuya is still on the plane.
171L: Pfft, what's so interesting about a shorty like you?
172L: Ah, I think I've heard Xiaoling mention the name Nakahara Chuuya before.
173L: That's the friend I like so much.
174L: It's the person who stole the prince's naming rights.
175L: The words "authoritative on mountains, rivers, and plains" [thumbs up]
176L: I once asked that girl who she liked more, Chuuya or Dazai, and she decisively chose Chuuya.
177L: Mori-shame is sowing discord.
178L: Let's fight! Let's fight!
179L: Really, Yao Yao? [crying] @It's Xiao Ling~
180L: That's fake, I only like Fran.
181L: ?
182L: ?
183L: ? Where did this fake number come from?
184L: Oh dear, the famous detective has discovered that someone has orchestrated this whole thing.
185L: I knew it! How could my wife talk to us when she's at her parents' house?
186L: I can't live a single day without my wife.
187L: Hehehe, you stinky frog, you've embarrassed yourself to the point of being a disgrace.
188L: Feel free to contact me if you want to know anything about the young lady. Consultation fee is 9999 per session, after-sales service not included, but authenticity guaranteed. Exclusive photos are also available; 1,000,000 yuan covers all photos, and they are strictly prohibited from being shared.
189L replied to 【All the money in the world is mine】: Mammon, you're such a shrewd businessman.
190L: Did you know about the news from your parents' home?
191L: Okay. Pay first, and I'll ask the young lady anything when she gets back.
192L: Oh no, he actually made money.
193L: Here comes someone to steal Fedor's job.
194L: @Gua, what do you know about what happened five years ago?
195L: I posted it in the group. I'll give her a good talking to when she gets back. Yamamoto, don't stop me.
196L: @Gua, could you please send a copy to Valia as well?
197L: @Gua, Romario and I also want to know what happened.
198L: My wife is in danger.
199L: I've finished reading it. This time I won't stop you. [Handshake]
200L: I roughly know what happened. Don't hit the child, just give him a verbal reprimand.
201L: Yosano-san is still so doting.
202L: Nobody will hit her.
203L: Gang and I have talked to her, and she has deeply realized her mistakes.
204L: Ranpo-sama was also very angry at the time, and he had already reprimanded her. If we say anything more, she will be unhappy.
205L: I'm sorry, it's my fault, don't blame her.
206L: I also have my reasons.
207L: Tsk, it's all your fault for spoiling her.
208L: The night I arrived in Yokohama, Dazai warned me, and the next day, Edogawa from the Armed Detective Agency came and exposed me. Chuuya from the Port Mafia even made a blatant threat. I feel so helpless~ Waaah, you cold-hearted Yokohama people.
209L: Oh right, there's also Ichino-kun and Suehiro-kun, one with a smile that hides a knife, and the other standing there with his sword drawn.
210L: How dare you say that? You're using the excuse of not being familiar with Yokohama to cling to Xiaoling. I've disliked you for a long time.
211L: If you knew that when the evil Italian first arrived, he clung to Yao Yao like a leech and kept belittling me, you would also feel sorry for me.
212L: Who told you to take advantage of Xiao Kui's sense of responsibility and keep bothering her, deliberately interrupting other people's dates?
213L: Did Bai Lanjun offend everyone? Interesting.
214L: He deserves it.
215L: I can't help it, sticking this on Xiaolingjiang helps relieve my headache~
216L: If you're sick, go get treatment. @PleaseDon'tDie @AliceJiangIsTheCutest~ I've found two very reliable doctors for you.
217L: Don't put me and Mori Ougai together.
218L: This is not a reason for you to sleep with Xiaoling. Don't pretend. You don't have a headache in this world.
219L: Ranpo-chan, sometimes I really want to tell you to shut up~
220L: Please call me Detective! What a disgusting title.
221L: How much inside information do these people have that we don't know?
222L: Aaaaaah! You bunch of people who are hogging my sister, you should all die!
223L: Here we go, the famous toxic stan, the pure hate warrior.
224L: I'm the one my sister likes the most!
225L: It's so noisy, @Super Russian Rice Ball, can you mute him?
226L: Xiaoling-chan, if you saw Xiaomengye's malicious comments, would you be angry?
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227L: I took a screenshot, I'll send it to Yao Yao later [hehe]
228L: Dazai Osamu, you bastard!
229L: LOL.
【One cannot die for love alone~】, 【My sister is mine!】, 【Cotton Candy】 has been banned by 【Superb Russian Rice Ball】.
230L: I have to give Dazai-kun face for his request.
231L: It's hard to say there's no element of retaliation involved.
232L: The episode that most supports the Demon King.
233L: Yokohama is too chaotic. We Vongola are still the best of friends.
234L: Not at all ( )
235L: Fog-type items are all very sinister.
236L: Does that mean rain doesn't make it cloudy? Natural black is the scariest.
237L: Let me secretly reveal the big boss's secret: He deliberately assigned everyone work on a certain day, and then spent some time alone with his wife.
238L replied to [76004677]: The Tenth Generation Boss has a tough job, and as his right-hand man, he should help share the workload.
239L: Actually, we all know that.
240L: kufufufu, I only reluctantly agreed because of Xiaokuihua.
241L: Xiaoling hoped that Agang could have a good rest for a day, so I went along with it and pretended not to know his little thoughts.
242L: I guessed you knew, anyway, thank you all very much.
245L: I have to say there are a lot of fan works in Yokohama. Is it because your names are all famous writers from our area?
246L: Thank you, Mr. Francis. He had 80% of it written by someone else.
247L: I learned a lot of stories about wives from @All the money in the world is mine. Feel free to ask him for advice.
248L: Mamon appears to have launched a new business.
249L: Another person got ripped off, and it looks like they were ripped off quite a bit.
250L: A small amount of money, not worth mentioning.
251L: I'm getting close to you rich people.
252L: Why can't I make a payment? [Frustrated]
253L: I also [carve thanks].
254L: It's normal that there's a world barrier between us.
255L: Damn world wall, don't stop me from making money! Wait for me to come back.
256L: Huh? How did those two, Melon and Super Russian Rice Ball, make their deal?
257L: Fyodor is in Millefiore right now!
258L: How did you escape? Weren't you banned?
259L replied to [Yu Suan]: Code is such a simple trick, it can be easily modified.
260L: This person is too unreliable; I forgot that he's actually quite intelligent.
261L: I'm back! It's just a world barrier, nothing can stop me from making money.
262L: Exclusive photos, very appealing.
263L: Me's friendly reminder: Senior Mammon, if the boss finds out you're doing this, he'll beat you up.
264L: (absconded with the money)
265L: Blind student, I've figured it out! Now I know why Rokudo Mukuro isn't curious about what his wife looked like when she was little—they're childhood sweethearts!
266L: Oh wow.
267L: kufufufufu.
268L: Someone is secretly pleased, I won't say who.
269L: Watch out, Xixiu might give you a fork.
270L: So he was the first person to meet his wife?
271L: Childhood friend, I love watching.
272L: Fifty-six days is nothing, what kind of childhood friendship is that?
273L: kufufufu, that's still better than you bunch of people who've never seen a young sunflower.
274L: [Picture] My wife is back and I went to pick her up, but who is this handsome guy with long white hair and wearing a fur coat?
275L: No wonder Dazai hasn't said anything yet; he's been clinging to his wife and acting all cute and affectionate.
276L: They beat me to it, how awful.
277L: Xiaoling went to your place first after she came back, you biased bad kid.
278L: @Sooner or later the mafia will be defeated, it's Sesshomaru-chan! My true childhood friend has arrived!
279L: So, he's been with his wife for fourteen years, longer than any of us combined.
280L: A figure of unparalleled beauty and longing.
281L: I can't laugh anymore, folks. Dazai-kun called someone "brother-in-law" the moment they met, and the person's face turned black.
282L: How can this be so funny?
283L: Mr. Edogawa arrived riding a white tiger.
284L: Dun: Speak up for me!
285L: The brother-in-law was disgusted when he saw the white tiger turn into a human. He drew his sword and wanted to fight Dunjun, while his wife tried to stop the fight.
286L: That dog still likes to fight and kill after all these years; it's vulgar.
287L: The only thing missing is the words "young nobleman" written all over his body.
288L: The case is solved. My mother-in-law told him to come and beat up all the people around my wife.
289L: Why not come to Namimori first? @It'sXiaolingya~
290L: A certain brawler was blown out.
291L: Let's chat online, it's not a group chat, please don't attack me.
292L: It's obvious that Yun really wants to have a fight with his brother-in-law.
293 L replied to [Hibari]: Sesshomaru wants to fight Chuuya, so we're coming to Yokohama first. Reborn, don't say I'm biased!
294L Reply to 【One cannot commit suicide for love~】: It's true, but I wasn't familiar with you, Osamu, back then, so of course I would have chosen Ya. Mr. Mori, please don't bring up old matters! They're not relevant!
295L: @All the money in the world belongs to me, Mamon, you can't do this! All the kids who were cheated out of money by Mamon, come to me for compensation, okay?
296L: @Super Russian Rice Ball, if Gokudera scolds me, I won't like you anymore, you bad rice ball! [Puffing up]
297L: My wife's hands are so fast, she quickly pasted it!
298L: Although I don't want Sister Xiaoling to be scolded, could Senior Gokudera say something so that I can take advantage of the situation to comfort Sister Xiaoling?
299L: Nakahara Chuuya? Bring him along too.
300L: Doesn't Miss Elf like me anymore? I'll be very sad.
301L: Dazai-kun's wife-stealing meme confirmed.
302L: Don't even think about me creating opportunities for you.
303L: Sigh, you're so stingy.
304L: When is Xiaoling planning to come back? Natsu misses you.
305L: If we're bringing Chuuya along, we'll have to ask Mori-san if he's willing to give him a break. We'll probably be going back in about two weeks. I miss Natsu too! [Likes]
306L: You only think about Natsu, not me?
307L replied to [Busy Tuna]: Missing you all! I brought you all gifts [heart emoji]
308L: Half a month, that feels like a long time...
309L: No one is sending messages in Yokohama, is it because everyone is with their wives?
310L: [Picture], this place is so crowded, you can only see the top of my wife's head.
311L: The scene was very chaotic, and Dazai-kun kept provoking.
312L: Yokohama Mischief King
313L: Akutagawa is adding fuel to the fire, and Tōno is fanning the flames.
314L: Dun-kun, 1v2, why are you bullying our Dun? [Slightly angry]
315L: It's a pity Chuuya-kun isn't here, it's all Mori's fault.
316L: What happened? It's suddenly so quiet.
317L: Xiaolingjiang's silencing spell reappears.
318L: One or two are getting scolded by their wives.
319L: MVP: Mr. Ranpo, who was eating snacks. He was the only one who wasn't banned by his wife.
320L: It's a real shame we can't see Dazai-kun being scolded.
321L: Fyodor, stop gloating. I'll let you in on some news: Lan, Yuwu, and Varia's group are looking for you.
322L: You're a guest of Milfiore, don't go too far! [chewing]
323L: Just take this sentence with a grain of salt.
324L: I can already imagine eating marshmallows while watching the fun.
325L: Good luck, Fei Jia.
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