Chapter 62 Forum Style - Vongola
[Let me pat you on the back of my wife whom I fell in love with at first sight]
As the title says, I was on duty in the secretariat today and met my destined wife! We Vongola members actually have such beautiful women! [wink emoji] I couldn't resist secretly taking a few pictures. My wife found out but wasn't angry at all; she even praised the photos! Ahhh, I'm so happy I could faint!!! [Pictures] [Pictures] [Pictures]
1L: What?! Isn't this my wife whom I've never met before?
2L: Stop talking upstairs, now my wife is comforting me in my arms.
3L: Three minutes, I need all her information.
4L: I just saw Kyoko in her office. I have to say she's a hundred times prettier in person than in photos.
5L: Am I the only one who thinks that Ms. Kyoko's gaze towards her is a little different?
6L: I really like Ling-chan ^_^
7L replied to 【It's Kyoko】: Ms. Kyoko?!
8L: Don't be nervous, I also want to know some things about Ling-chan.
9L: Wow, isn't that my goddess?!
10L: The person upstairs will explain in detail.
11L: [Ears] [Ears] [Ears]
12L: I was working as a consultant outside the office when I made a mistake and was called into the office by the ruthless R. I was so scared, I thought I wouldn't see the sun rise tomorrow. Then the goddess suddenly came in and asked R to go to the amusement park. R actually agreed! This is the cold and ruthless R!! In the end, I just had to write a 10,000-word self-criticism and everything was fine [crying]. But who can resist the goddess's coquettishness? At that moment, I felt like I would agree to anything she wanted without hesitation.
13L: I know, I know, R came back with a heart-shaped balloon in his hand.
14L reply to [Solid Netizen]: I saw that balloon; it had R and her signature on it.
15L: I vaguely remember that balloon was in R's office for a long time.
16L: Am I the only one who has seen her in Lord Lan Shou's office?
17L replied to [枔]: Sister, you're not alone! The last time I saw my wife sitting in Lan Shou's lap, wearing an adorable cat ear headband, and Lan Shou was resting his chin on her head, petting her cat.
18L: My cat wife! [Lewd] I want to pet her too [Pitiful]
19L: Hehe, I was there too that day. I just went up to my wife and begged her to let me touch them, and she readily agreed, even telling me to be gentle [shy]. I have to say, they felt really good! The cat ears looked just like the real ones [rubbing hands].
20L: Ahhh! Honey! You're a sweet, soft, and adorable little cake! [Eat] [Eat] [Eat]
21L: yssr, you're so lucky! [envious]
22L: It is said that Lord Lan Shou was playing the victim with his wife, intentionally or unintentionally revealing that he had been very tired and busy lately, and his wife came to see him after she found out.
23L: My wife is still too naive.
24L: Besides Lan Shou, there's also our Yu Shou, that naturally cunning guy, who lies to his wife.
25L: Last time, my wife played a prank on me. When we were making sushi together, she put a lot of wasabi in his sushi. He clearly noticed, but pretended not to know and ate it. [Angry] He casually told my wife that the sushi tasted wrong and told her not to eat it, which made her feel really guilty. She lowered her head and apologized carefully. I swear, although he usually likes to laugh, he has never laughed so carelessly before.
26L: Was it the time the department gave out sushi as a perk? I remember I had a really spicy sushi; it turned out my wife made it. [Dark Crawling]
27L: My wife made sushi?! [Envious] [Laughing with envy]
28L: Am I the only one who cares about how good the benefits are in your Rain Guard department?
29L: LOL. Does anyone not know that when Lambo is on vacation, the probability of seeing his wife in the Thunder Guard Division is twice that of other divisions?
30L: Indeed, I'm in the minefield department, and my wife already knows me. [Spinning around] [Sprinkling flowers]
31L: Currently in the Thunder Guard Department, I've eaten candy my wife gave me. (Although it's a flavor that Lord Lambo doesn't like.)
32L: Is it too late to transfer to the mine defense department now?
33L: +1
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48L: I'm tired of saying "I'm envious." Am I the only one in the world who's never seen a wife? [Crying]
49L: You're not alone, I haven't seen it either [crying]. Does your wife not like our Fog Guard department? [heartbroken]
50L: That's just bad luck. The last time I saw my wife come to see Lord Chrome, she went shopping with Miss Kyoko and Lady Harumori.
51L: Once, when reporting to the leader, I saw Rokudo Mukuro suddenly appear like a ghost, showing off his colorful hair clips to the leader, saying that his wife had put them on him.
52L: Not the Mist Guardian with the pineapple head?! I happened to be out on duty that day and missed him. [Thanks] [Thanks] [Thanks]
53L replied to [Ximian]: That day, Rokudo Mukuro-sama made a rare appearance at headquarters and coincidentally toured every department.
54L: True colors.
55L: Scheming.
56L: Showing off.
57L: Has no one discovered the secret in the leader's office drawer?
58L: Tell me about it.
59L: [Ears]
60L: The leader's office drawer was filled with all sorts of snacks. I always thought they were for Lord Lambo, but actually most of them were for his wife. There was also a picture of his wife under the snacks.
61L replied to [Yu Suan]: Hiss... You know too much.
62L: I've revealed all of the leader's secrets to you. Be careful, Lord Lan Shou might come looking for you. [Lighting candle]
63L: Speaking of which, both the leader and the Storm Guardian like his wife, and the Storm Guardian didn't give up?!
64L: Looks like it's fair competition. [Adjusts glasses]
65L: Actually, I think a threesome isn't necessarily a bad thing [facepalm] [winking]
66L: I love watching and want to watch! [Looking forward to it!] [Looking forward to it!] [Looking forward to it!]
67L: What about the Cloud Guardian Department? Now all that's missing is Lord Cloud Guardian, right? [Observing from the shadows]
68L: My wife has been living with Lord Cloud Guardian since junior high school, what do you think?
69L: That aloof, elusive cloud who doesn't like to gather in groups?!
70L: Hibari Kyoya, you're quite lucky, kid. [pointing and whispering]
71L: What's so special about that? Lord Cloud Guardian's tie is also wife-themed. [Lights cigarette] [Weary]
72L: No wonder for a while I felt that Hibari's tie was crooked. Because of someone's authority, I thought it must be my eyes playing tricks on me. Let's duel, Hibari Kyoya.
73L: Give me a break, upstairs. Can you even beat him?
74L: Cough.
75L replied to [Deputy Chairman of the Disciplinary Committee]: Mr. Kusakabe, I was wrong.
76L: Don't say that next time. But can Xiaoling even get up in the morning?
77L: Oh~ My wife loves to sleep in.
78L: I also love to sleep in late, so my wife loves me.
79L: Upstairs, your equation is invalid, isn't it?
80L: I want to speak up for my friend Spanner. Spanner isn't interested in anything outside of mechanics, but a few days ago, Xiao Yao asked him to go shopping, saying she saw a piece of clothing that would suit him perfectly, and the tech geek agreed without hesitation. Ouch... my stomach hurts. Afterwards, he even made the clothes himself and gave them to her.
81L replied to 【Don't bother me unless it's important】: Mr. Irie, please rest well [teacup]
82L: Xiaoyao has good taste; the clothes really suit me, and I like them very much.
83L: (whispering) Do you like the clothes, or the person who gives you the clothes?
84L: Our technical team just smiled and remained silent. At least Sparner isn't going to make us immortal roses.
85L: Doesn't anyone think that Mr. Dino, the leader of Cavallone, also dotes on his wife?
86L: Last time I saw Mr. Dino and his wife go out, he followed behind his wife the whole time, carrying her things and even patting her head. It was like an older brother taking his younger sister shopping.
87L: Speaking of older brothers, how can we forget our Vice Chairman of the Disciplinary Committee? Mr. Kusakabe protects his wife like he would his daughter.
88L: Summary: Wife's older siblings [heart]: Mr. Dino, Mr. Kusakabe, Ms. Bianchi. Wife's younger siblings [rose]: Lord Raimori, Mr. Fuuta, Ms. Ippei. Wife's friends [hug]: Ms. Koharu, Lord Chrome, Mrs. Harumori, Mr. Irie. Rivals [heartbroken]: Boss, Lord Gokudera, Lord Yamamoto, Lord Mukuro, Lord Hibari, R-sama, Mr. Spanner, Ms. Kyoko.
89L: Help! My wife has such a wide social network.
90L: No, why don't you guys include Valia in your group?
91L: There's also the matter of Varia?! [Stunned]
92L: Is this the Varia I'm thinking of? [Chin resting on hand]
93L: A little-known fact: Lord Bell's crown was a gift from Miss Yaochuan.
94L: [Fearful] No wonder I accidentally knocked off Lord Bell's crown last time; he used me to practice throwing knives for a month. [Shaking]
95L: Amazing, how are you still alive?
96L: I don't know either.
97L: You have to thank Miss Yaochuan. When she came to Valia for a free meal, she saw that the crown had a chipped corner and fixed it for her.
98L: Praise to Miss Yaochuan, she saved my life.
99L: Miss Yaochuan really likes the food our captain makes; I've seen her come to eat here several times.
100L: Lord Squalo also indulges her. I was fortunate enough to witness her applying hair oil to our captain's precious hair, which was even rose-scented.
101L: I was wondering why the castle smelled of roses those few days.
102L: Not only that. She overheard Lord Fran talking to her, the gist of which was that if her master could do it, so could he.
103L: Me's original words were clearly that what that pineapple-headed master could do, I can also do. In fact, I am younger, more mentally healthy, and cuter and more interesting than my master.
104L: kufufufu, Fran, you're doomed.
105L: No, Xixiu. I'm just telling the truth.
106L: By the way, why do you guys call your wives "Miss Yaochuan"? Are all the people of Varia so aloof?
107L: You think we don't want to? We just don't dare! [crying] The last person who called Miss Yaochuan "wife" was heard by Lord XANXUS and is still lying in the hospital room. [sad tomato head]
108L: Hiss... You've worked hard, Valia's sisters and brothers.
109L: It's all tears when I talk about it.
110L: Well... I know something about Lord XANXUS... but I dare not say it.
111L: It's okay, Lord XANXUS never reads forums.
112L: Put an ear in.
113L: Or we can crowdfund to pay Lord Mammon so he can help you escape.
114L: Tell me quickly, or I'll beg Sister Xiaoling to protect you.
115L replied to [Lambbo, the melancholic handsome boy who doesn't want to go to school]: Since Lord Lambo has spoken, then I will speak. Remember to have Miss Yaochuan protect me closely.
116L: The day before yesterday, Miss Yaochuan wanted to touch Lord XANXUS's box weapon Besta, and Lord XANXUS made a condition that Miss Yaochuan kiss him.
117L: And then what? What did Sister Xiaoling say?
118L: Miss Yaochuan's face turned bright red after the kiss, and she ran away with Besta.
119L: No wonder that bastard boss was in a particularly good mood the day before yesterday, and didn't lose his temper all day.
120L: That's not fair, that's not fair! I want a kiss too! @是小灵呀
121L: Hmm? I'll change my nickname to Fran too.
122L: This is my special nickname for Ling-chan :)
123L replied to 【It's Fran】: Hehehe, Fran, you're disgusting.
124L: Small animals? Next time, how about trying Jiro and Kojiro?
125L: No matter how you look at it, the melon is cuter.
126L: Actually, Natsu also...
127L: It's a pity that my box weapon is a spring doll shaped like Bell-senpai. It's not exactly something my sister would like.
128L: Fran, are you looking for death?
129L: Even small herbivores like to huddle together.
130L: Ladies and gentlemen, that's enough for now. It's still working hours.
131L: 12L, come to my office [to clean your gun]
Two hours after getting off work
[New post, those who know, know]
Feel free to share any information about your wife here. For safety, the poster has enabled anonymous mode.
1L: With so many bosses lurking in the old posts, how dare you continue the conversation?
2L: Hmm... I got a little carried away seeing everyone talking about it, and in a moment of impulse, I completely forgot about it.
3L: I saw Ms. Kyoko speak, so I didn't dare to say anything.
4L: The original 12L is still the worst off, it got found by R.
5L: I was originally 12L, and my wife saved me again, hehe.
6L: What rotten luck... [envious]
7L replied to [Mysterious Person 54060989]: Why don't you go buy a lottery ticket? Although, I'm more curious about my wife and R.
8L: I went to my boss's office with a "I'm ready to die" mentality, but I ran into my wife at the door. We went in together, and she pleaded for me.
9L: Envious. 10L: I was originally 55L, and Pineapple (a popular online forum) contacted me. I'm on a six-month assignment abroad. I'm not happy about this, I'm going to expose them. My boss often dreams of his wife, wanting to spend time with her. He even creates a sea of flowers to make her happy.
11L replied to [Mysterious Person 76004677]: You know a bit too much.
12L reply to [Mysterious Person 00069690]: I am from the Fog Guard department. I won't say what my specific position is, but I know a little bit about it after all these years.
13L: I have to say, the atmosphere in the Vongola is really great.
14L: Support.
15L: Praising the Vongola. I slack off at work every day, and my boss still cares if I'm too tired because I look listless.
16L: Your Vongola and my Vongola seem different.
17L: Qing Shou makes us run ten laps every morning, calling it exercise, but it's so tiring...
18L: The boss of the Arashi Department is leading the charge in making endless, tedious work; he's going bald.
19L: You basically never see a boss in the Cloud Department [chuckles], and there's no sign of them from the Discipline Group either. Very free.
20L: The premise is that you have to follow the rules, otherwise you'll get beaten up by your boss. I almost got beaten up myself, luckily my wife needed to talk to him.
21L: I feel like my wife saves people from danger every day; she must be an angel.
22L: Just showing off a little. [Picture]
23L replied to [Mysterious Person 54060989]: Why do you have photos of yourself with your wife?
24L replied to [Mysterious Person 54060989]: If you're so capable, don't censor yourself [smile]
25L: Privacy protection, hehe.
26L: Breaking news! Miss Yaochuan is at the amusement park!
27L: Ugh, my friend asked me to go to the amusement park today, and I refused. Is it too late for her to say I want to go now?
28L: Too late, I just checked and the tickets are sold out.
29L: Looks like a high-level team building event? Even the clouds are there. Wait, Varia's here too?!
30L: In other words, nobody cares about us anymore!
31L: Correct answer.
32L: My wife is holding a cotton candy, it's so cute.
33L: Why did my wife give the marshmallow to B?
34L: Because B mocked his wife for eating cotton candy and said it was childish, his wife got angry and gave him the cotton candy, making him the childish one.
35L: Even cuter...
36L: One is willing to hit and the other is willing to be hit, so let's take a bite.
37L: Why are Cavallone and Millefiore from next door here too?
38L: Mr. Dino and his wife look just like siblings.
39L: No, why is Bai Lan holding onto his wife so tightly?
40L: A deliberate [smile]
41L: Great, they got ganged up on.
42L: Just ran into my wife, she greeted me and gave me a candy. I'm so happy.
43L: I see you. People in your department are so lucky.
44L: I was so busy watching the cotton candy crumbs get ganged up on, where's my wife?
45L: I was tricked into going to the Ferris wheel by Valia's frog head.
46L: I have to say F really knows how to snag a bargain [pointing fingers]
47L: They even took some headshots.
48L: LOL. F thought it was his own, but his wife called everyone over to take pictures.
49L: ? I saw my colleague being called away by his wife to take pictures.
50L: Come quick if you're there! We're about to take a group photo.
51L: What? The cloud actually cooperated?
52L: All the mahjong masters are here! [laughs]
53L: [Picture]
54L: It's quite a rare privilege for me to have a photo taken with these important figures...
55L: My wife's beauty is my glory.
56L: Let's become idols, Xiaoling-chan!
57L: Let's become idols, Xiaoling-chan!
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69L: Let's become idols, Xiaoling-chan! Is this some kind of mysterious declaration?
70L: Just sweet talk.
71L replied to [Mysterious Person 00069690]: I see. But elves can't turn into idols.
72L: First.
73L: Second. I don't understand why, but following one is always a safe bet.
74L: Third. It's her.
75L: Fourth. Suddenly I'm too scared to speak...
76L: Fifth. Me too.
77L: Sixth. So they already knew we were peeping?
78L: Seventh. They must have known from the beginning that none of those people were good people.
79L: Eighth. My boss messaged me to leave.
80L: Ninth. From advancing to retreating, it only takes X a single glance.
81L: Tenth. I had the foresight to leave.
82L: 11. I have received the transfer from the big boss.
83L: Twelve. Same boss.
84L: Thirteen. Ahhh, I'm about to faint! My wife knew we were visiting her, so she gave each of us an ice cream and said she was happy to be friends with us!
85L: Fourteen. Falling in love with this woman is only human nature.
86L: Fifteen. Who failed to get tickets to the amusement park? It was me.
87L: Sixteen. Envious person +1
88L: Seventeen. Curious, I looked down at what my wife was laughing at. When she laughs, it's like little flowers are floating around us. [Kiss]
89L: Eighteen. Looking at photos of the leader and guardians when they were young.
90L: Nineteen. Too far away to see clearly... I'm offering a large sum of money for a childhood photo of my wife.
91L: Twenty. The big boss asked.
92L: Twenty-one. No photos, but my mother-in-law left behind a painting.
93L: Twenty-two. Marshmallow is planning to use technology to recreate her childhood photos. Let's look forward to it, okay? Okay.
94L: Twenty-three. Requesting online sales. 95L: Twenty-four. Do you guys think there will be online sales?
96L: Twenty-five. 666 There's also an interactive segment.
97L: No.
98L replied to [Mysterious Person 00069690]: I don't believe it.
99L: It's over, it's almost over.
100L: My boss has connections everywhere.
101L: I absolutely cannot understand this! (Infected by my boss)
102L: kufufufu……Don’t you think the number 69 is a strange coincidence? (Imitating the boss’s way of speaking) And a certain pineapple-headed person just happened to be looking at their phone.
103L: Shut up, or I'll bite you all to death! (Imitating the boss's version)
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