Chapter 37: Eagle Pressure



(Bear Country Netizen: Kunpeng 9000 is indeed useful. We warmly congratulate Dragon Country on its progress. Eagle Country, come and ban one of ours and try it out. Ulla!)

(Sheep Country netizen: Huh? Is Eagle Country prohibited from purchasing? Then what should I do if I snatched a Kunpeng 9000 while traveling in Dragon Country yesterday? Should I post a video to show off?)

(Longguo netizens: I envy my brothers. I have been trying to buy it for two weeks. My hair has turned white and I still haven’t seen the shadow of Kunpeng 9000. It’s so sad!)

(Niuguo netizens: Protest! Eagle Country doesn’t eat meat itself and yet doesn’t allow us to drink soup. How shameless!)

(Xiaoji Netizen: Dragon Country no longer needs low-end chips and lithography machines, what else can you sanction? Stupid government, it's ridiculous!)

(Camel netizen: Dragon Country should quickly become stronger, the world needs a leader who can lead peace!)

(Longguo Netizen: We simply love peace and don’t want to be the boss.)

After two days of fermentation, countries allied with the Eagle Country have seen demonstrations of varying sizes.

Even in the Eagle Country itself, such a beautiful landscape appeared.

"Bah, Madfake!"

"Rubbish fruit phone!"

A traitor from the Eagle Country took advantage of the chaos of the demonstration to smash the glass of a fruit and mobile phone store and snatched the latest model of the fruit phone he had been coveting.

However.

When he thought about the son of his third cousin from his aunt's neighbor's family, who had a Kunpeng 9000, he suddenly felt that the Apple phone in his hand was not so attractive anymore!

After several days of protests and looting like this, the Eagle Country itself was the first to be unable to bear it.

But as a country that has always been domineering, they can only bite the bullet and shout to the world again.

A serious warning is issued to Longguo Longwei Technology: it must raise the price of Kunpeng 9000 to 16,000 yuan, otherwise sales will still be prohibited!

In short, the price cannot be lower than that of Apple phones!

As a result, a funny scene occurred.

Longwei Technology stated that due to the limited production capacity of our Kunpeng 9000, we are not considering exporting to the Eagle Country for the time being!

Please rest assured, Eagle government!

When this announcement came out, the government departments of Eagle Country were collectively dumbfounded, and their people were even more furious, and immediately expressed their intention to stand against the Eagle Country government.

(Eagle netizen: It is the Eagle government that is causing trouble, and it has nothing to do with us ordinary people. Longwei Technology is requested to continue selling.)

(Eagle Country: The sales ban is a government action. We do not restrict the freedom of our citizens!)

My goodness, as soon as these words were spoken, the whole world burst out laughing.

The preface was about putting pressure on others, but he turned around and slapped himself in the face.

(Camel netizen: Excuse me, let me laugh for a moment longer. Are you playing with pressure and sanctions in vain?)

(Little Elephant Netizen: May I ask the Eagle government, have you drunk too much fake liquor? Why are you talking nonsense?)

(Longguo netizens: You guys keep going, just think of this year's Spring Festival Gala crosstalk as an advance viewing. Come on, front row, lift your feet, the melon seeds, cola, and peanuts are coming!)

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