Chapter 281 Happy Cemetery
The Happy Cemetery hasn't been this lively for a long time. Not only the outside players, but also the long-dormant graves have become restless.
There are too many funerals, and the sounds of gongs and drums never stop. Holding funerals is a mandatory requirement for players, while local residents simply hate funerals.
"What's going on? Why do strange coffin trucks keep passing by on the road?"
Some players who were doing the funeral mission also discovered something unusual.
"Someone in the group said that they should be the local tomb owner. Everyone should try to avoid these people and avoid direct confrontation."
"The boss has released new photos! Everyone, go and develop them!"
It was no secret that Qiao Song had held an extra funeral in the special area. Since there were other ways to get through it, everyone naturally tried their best to help.
So the troops split into two groups, one group continued to deal with the light balls emitted from the funeral home and tried to classify them, while the other group assisted Qiao Song.
Tang Xiaoxiao is the former. As a member of the band, she was actually more surprised that Sister Qiao Song actually guessed the funeral music correctly in the absence of a will.
Those of them who joined the band could better understand the difficulty of eight funerals.
Those broken notes were mixed together, making it impossible to distinguish which was which.
Now everyone in the band is using the stupid method, trying each song one by one.
It’s already so difficult even with a will, and without one, we can only rely on guessing.
Tang Xiaoxiao was ready to use her skill, her newly awakened wrong question record book.
[Wrong question workbook, perfectly records the correct answers among multiple options. Remember the wrong questions well so that you won’t make the same mistakes again next time. ]
The light blue notebook began to record the music chosen by Tang Xiaoxiao, and tried hard to put it together into a complete song. The worst result was that he had to make seven mistakes before finding the right song. But it didn't matter. There were so many players, they couldn't let Qiao Song work hard alone.
"The little girl has already started using her skills, so we shouldn't just sit there. Even if we only get half of the options right, it will lighten the burden on Boss Qiao!"
Professional skills disappear after being used once. Fortunately, the players who entered the Happy Cemetery this time have basically been to Blind Box Paradise and Zootopia, so it is normal for them to have several side skills.
Don’t feel bad about using your side skills, as long as they work.
"Okay, okay, there has to be a banquet at the funeral. I see there seems to be a colleague here."
The person who said this was Lou Keqing. She was from an acrobatic troupe, but the troupe didn't have much income in the past. She helped to prepare many big-pot meals, and it was no problem for her to feed more than ten people at a time.
[The principle of meat and vegetable pairing for a meal for ten people is three meat dishes, three vegetable dishes, one soup and two side dishes. ]
Nine strange plates flew out. Lou Keqing directly threw the light balls they picked up onto the plates. If they didn't fall, they could form a set. Although the method was stupid, it worked.
There are many people who have the same idea as Tang Xiaoxiao and Lou Keqing. Some use puzzle skills to determine where the light group belongs. Some players even link funerals with side dishes and color matching to maximize their professional value.
Everyone is working hard to meet the targets, except for the local residents who are running away one after another.
The most people run away from low-level areas.
They didn't know whether they were using connections or making deals, but they frantically sent visiting applications to the special area, asking to be kept there for a night, or even longer.
There were actually a few doors open in the special area.
Because she had just moved in, Qiao Song received the fewest applications, but her yard was the busiest.
In the yard full of pits, her robot butler continued to dig out coffins of various styles from the ground one by one.
They are all players who have been buried here for some unknown age.
They were dressed up and their favorite items were placed in the coffin. The style of the coffin was also carefully decorated by themselves, as if they had been prepared for the final moment.
Qiao Song put these guys and their coffin boxes in a clean area and treated them politely. However, when facing his neighbors, Qiao Song immediately became full of fighting spirit and prepared to take out his weapons.
The two zombies, Xiao Jin and Xiao Yin, felt a little regretful at this time. They should have sought shelter from other neighbors earlier. Qiao Song's place was right in the center of a powder keg.
Qiao Song's neighbors were even more nervous than her. They had already grabbed the fence on both sides and pointed all kinds of glowing objects at this side.
[Ding—Your neighbor has attacked you. The battle to defend the special area begins.]
[Settlement is done every hour. The number of coffin skills currently registered in your area is 83, 107 bundles of grave grass are left, and the land area is 7,000 square meters.]
What the gold and silver zombies said before about invading each other's grass actually meant it literally.
Qiao Song watched as his neighbor next door, like an unscrupulous businessman, threw a large black box from a distance. It turned out to be a coffin?
The empty coffin was thrown directly over, and the glowing objects scattered inside automatically turned into skills.
The ground on Qiao Song's side immediately began to rain down pushpin meteorites, and there were PowerPoint slides running around everywhere. There was even a man shouting, "I told you to adjust the granularity!"
Countless jagged PPTs and voice strips popped up, like earthworm-like monsters constantly cutting Qiao Song's grass.
Which office worker's grave was dug up?
Qiao Song didn't know where the people in the coffins had gone, but every time his neighbor threw a coffin over from a distance, it would destroy a part of the lawn on Qiao Song's side. After a few seconds, the fence would move by itself, moving the part of the lawn destroyed by the neighbor to his side.
Qiao Song understood that the coffin was really used as a weapon. Which genius invented this immoral method!
She waved her hand, and suddenly a huge tiger flew out of her sleeve and jumped directly into the next yard.
[Tiger·The roar of a tiger in the forest, the might of all beasts, shocking the crowd. ]
There was a sudden chaos in the yard next door, but the land area on Qiao Song's side did not increase much.
The little gold and silver zombies immediately shouted anxiously: "Where is your tombstone? Write your name quickly! The information between the land and the owner must match one by one, so that you can eat the spoils!"
Qiao Song just remembered the tombstone now. When players rented a house in a medium-sized area before, they did not have a tombstone.
The cemetery in the special area is a circular area. Each person's grave is a standard fan-shaped area, and the narrowest area is where the tombstone is placed.
Qiao Song’s tombstone is now just a vertical stone with no photo or epitaph on it. Even though he had just slapped his neighbor a few times, he didn’t win much land, and for a moment, he was at a disadvantage.
She had prepared her photo in advance, but because she had changed her appearance, it didn't match her current face.
Moreover, Qiao Song didn't know how to write an epitaph. She had never lived, so how could she have so many regrets and insights in life? So she just scribbled a name for herself and pasted a photo.
Fortunately, the gold and silver little zombies have always been well-behaved and stayed near the pit in the reception area. Otherwise, when they saw the names and photos on the tombstones, they would probably be so scared that they would immediately climb over the wall.
As soon as Qiao Song made a move, the wall began to move immediately.
The wall between her and her neighbor was made of brick-concrete structure at the bottom and wrought iron fence at the top. Qiao Song could see a tiger's head jumping up and down, turning the house next door upside down.
Yinhu's ability is to use absolute strength and sound attacks. Qiao Song covered his ears in advance and continued to deal with the coffin flying down from the sky.
The players' skills are varied and all kinds of things. Fortunately, she has 12 life capsules and various strange side jobs, so she can deal with them even if she uses one less.
Not long after, Qiao Song felt that his yard had suddenly become half as big.
The number of coffins thrown by the neighbors on both sides was obviously decreasing. Qiao Song thought that they were similar to the various animals she threw over there, and felt that they were not that powerful. She soon found out the reason.
[Ding—Attention all residents of the Happy Cemetery. Under the influence of various funeral music, the cemetery has entered a state of full recovery. You can’t bring anything with you when you are born, and you can’t take anything with you when you die. Abandon your heavy body, throw away your heavy chains, and go to the other side with your light soul.]
[Collective funerals are gradually being unblocked. Players can still obtain the protection of local graves by completing the remaining indicators. 】
[Grave grass is about to enter a period of crazy growth, please pay attention to harvesting. When the player completes the funeral, please be careful not to walk too close to watch the fun, so as to avoid being taken away by buffaloes. 】
Qiao Song’s eyes gradually widened as he saw the news that his background was growing rapidly.
Almost all of them were asylum requests from people she didn't know.
The gold and silver little zombies were squatting in the corner, trembling with fear, with expressions of doom on their faces.
On the one hand, they regretted why they were so stupid as to exchange burial sites with the mummy, but on the other hand, they were a little bit expectant.
This player was much more powerful than they had imagined. He was able to crush the neighbors on both sides by himself without even using a coffin.
This is no better than "Qiao Song"!
The little gold and silver zombie immediately took the initiative to send a message to his temporary landlord: "Boss, please pay attention. Starting from the lower-level areas, the impact of the funeral will become greater and greater. Don't easily grant permission to let other guys in. The more guys come in, the more likely it is that the spies next door will sneak in and destroy your tombstone!"
"Oh, yes, yes, we must protect the tombstone!"
Qiao Song took a look at the pointed tombstone at the end, snapped his fingers, and threw a toolbox over.
The stone clone of the Monkey.
She really needs to be on guard against vandalism of tombstones.
Qiao Song himself was born of stone, so he simply copied the toolbox and placed it everywhere, and whenever there was a problem, he would fill it with water.
That’s right, there was a lot of water in her toolbox. It wasn’t the lake water in the paper-making town, but the water from the River of Life and Death.
What's wrong with carrying some local specialties from your hometown with you?
Qiao Song buried these little surprises near the big pits to prevent sudden attacks.
The neighbors on both sides were not sure whether they were shocked by the news just now or what, but a lot of their area was taken over by Qiao Song in a short period of time. As the tomb area expanded, the octopus robot butler who was originally working suddenly grew four more hands.
Now 12 robotic arms have grown.
Qiao Song was very satisfied, the excavator's efficiency had increased again.
Immediately select the right target from the row of coffins, take and post photos, and then prepare the funeral music.
Qiao Song also felt the influence of music when the system made the announcement just now. The entire Happy Cemetery was filled with various styles, some festive, some long, and some melodious. In addition to the serious funeral music, there were all kinds of songs.
Players are now rolling up their sleeves and working hard, regardless of whether they have musical talent or not, and using the process of elimination first.
With so many songs mixed together, even if no one met the criteria among the fixed targets, these out-of-tune songs inexplicably awakened some of the graves in the cemetery where the tombstones had become blurred, the photos had faded, and the names were about to disappear.
Qiao Song had analyzed with the players before that in the Happy Cemetery, except for a few local residents who were able to move but chose to lie down, most of them should be nameless tomb owners. They didn't know how long they had been sleeping in the cemetery, and perhaps they were just waiting for a funeral.
Now, a hodgepodge of music awakens them.
Just as the gold and silver little zombies said, starting from the low-level areas, all kinds of grave grass began to grow wildly, not only on their own graves, but also along the road to the next door, and even further away.
The entire lower area is filled with plants of various colors.
The grass on the graves sprouted out one after another. Some of them were dancing hula like the one on Qiao Song's previous grave. Some of them moved powerfully, like they were boxing. Of course, the majority were just a group of demons dancing wildly, with no idea what they were doing. They would entangle passing cars and climb onto people's tombstones.
It stands to reason that local residents actually bring their own lawn mowing services, but some tombstones don’t even have names on them, the machines having long since stopped working.
This weeding efficiency is not as good as just running away.
The chaos spread from the low-level cemeteries to the high-level ones. At this moment, only the special-level areas were still peaceful, but there were cars constantly rushing here, as if seeking shelter.
The players don’t know why the local residents are so afraid of this kind of grave grass. The strange thing is that the same grass attacks the players’ coffin carts much less frequently than those of the local residents who drive their coffin carts in a panic.
But Qiao Song felt different at this time. After all, she was now considered one of the local residents.
After she had conquered most of the area of the neighbor next door, the coffin thrown over this time not only had strange player skills on it, but also a bunch of grass.
The fresh grave grass was thrown over together with the ground. Qiao Song couldn't see it, but the gold and silver zombies recognized it: "How insidious! It's obviously brought from a low-level area! Don't get touched, or you'll have nightmares!"
Qiao Song turned around and hid quickly, taking out the lawn mowing tools he always carried with him.
She used the robot butler to dig graves, and she did small things like mowing the lawn herself.
The little gold and silver zombies didn't expect Qiao Song to react so quickly.
There is really only one way to deal with the grass on a grave, and that is to cut it off with a special sickle, then bundle it up and put it in a bag to be eaten by cows.
But Qiao Song's neighbor had obviously prepared for this for a long time, and a dazzling light suddenly burst out from the other coffin that was thrown over.
[Every fish tank enthusiast will inevitably have a tank explosion when they first raise aquatic plants. If you ask me what a tank explosion is, as far as I can see, the entire fish tank is full of the same kind of aquatic plants. Fish and shellfish cannot survive. Nothing can kill them except high temperatures. Of course, letting animals eat them may be a good way to deal with them.]
The coffin was covered with pictures of various marine life, and Qiao Song quickly understood the identity of its owner. At the same time, a bunch of grave grass that she had not had time to deal with just now happened to be in the space where the coffin was.
A square ball of grass immediately appeared on the lawn of Qiao Song's house, and it was constantly expanding and oozing water.
Far away from her, the little gold and silver zombies immediately screamed, as if they had seen something horrible.
Qiao Song also had some hallucinations in his eyes.
She saw herself becoming the boss of a company, her family went bankrupt, and someone came to her door in the middle of the night to throw red paint to collect debts. She sold all her fish tanks and all her fish, and started delivering express deliveries and takeouts. It took her several years to pay off her debts.
She saw fish scales growing on her arms. Countless zombies, drooling as if to eat people, were using their blue-gray hands to pick at the golden scales on her hands.
The countless rotten faces that came towards her didn't scare her, but it made her feel sick.
Qiao Song raised the sickle in his hand and cut the arms with a loud noise. The arms finally fell to the ground and turned into grave grass that had just been cleaned up. They were put into the bag by the weeding robot that arrived in time.
Qiao Song had just been so angry that he felt desperate and painful, and the grief of being sucked blood and eaten flesh, but...
She was like a stone, and these negative emotions could not affect her at all.
During her brief experience of human emotions, she met the best mother in the world.
This thing is a piece of cake for her.
Qiao Song took a sickle and dealt with the rest. After the robot harvested the last pile of grass on the grave, the neighbor seemed to have run out of tricks. Qiao Song heard the railing move to the bottom and the sound of the door next door being smashed.
[Ding——Congratulations on successfully obtaining a new area! ]
The reminder actually rang twice.
It seems that the neighbor on the left has been completely defeated by her, and the yard area has been occupied and he has already fled. Although the one on the right did not struggle to death, he was also defeated by her.
Following the anxious reminder of the gold and silver little zombies, Qiao Song climbed over the wall and went straight to the tombstone that had melted like foam. She tore off the other person's photo. Before she could put her own photo on it, the tombstone suddenly flipped over, broke through the wall next door with a bang, and collided with her own tombstone, becoming a larger tombstone.
While she was dealing with these things, cars kept driving out of the yard. They were residents who had just come to seek shelter. Qiao Song didn't bother to be polite with them and threw the grass that had been used as the lawn onto each car.
There must be an escaped tomb owner among them. She was too lazy to identify them, so she simply attacked them all with the weapons she had prepared.
After dealing with the household on the left, Qiao Song repeated the same trick and walked to the right.
There weren't so many strange tricks on the right side. No harsh words were used during the previous attack. It was like the system was automatically defending itself, dropping coffins at fixed points. When Qiao Song turned over, there was an empty piece of grass inside. A robot guard was no longer moving at this time, and the red light on his face turned green.
"Welcome, the new owner of the cemetery."
When Qiao Song saw the physique of this creature, he found it to be similar to the one at his own home and very suitable for working in the fields. He quickly marked a few areas and asked the other party to start digging holes.
When she came to deal with the tombstone here, she indeed found something strange.
She actually knew the owner of this cemetery.
[Where Fu Chunyou was buried with his beloved daughter and dog]
There is not one name on the tombstone, but three.
Fu Chunyou, Fu Anya, Fu Qiuqiu.
Among them, Fuqiuqiu is an orange-golden puppy.
Qiao Song remembered Fu Chunyou. This guy had given her a huge sponsorship when they were in the Paper-Zha Town. Later, she never met this rich businessman again in Blind Box Paradise and Zootopia, but he ended up coming here.
This time, Qiao Song did not kick the man's tombstone. Instead, he looked at it for a while and chose to do the same as the others around him. He dug out his coffin and placed it in the open space next to him.
Fu Chunyou's tombstone is different from others. There is a small inscription on it, which probably writes a brief introduction of his life.
Apart from his successful career, he said that his greatest fortune in life was having a lovely daughter. Although she was spoiled, she loved her parents just as much. It was a pity that he might not have the chance to see his wife again.
But what Qiao Song cares about most is that Fu Chunyou specially carved a message at the end of this tombstone, as if it was addressed to someone:
"...Fu Chunsheng, if you are the one who gets all the dead people's wealth and wins in the end, please let your Black Iron Guild and your friends let go of your niece and my ball because I'm lying here. We no longer hope to return to reality. We only hope to rest in peace here."
Fu Chunyou's words were obviously written for people who were like his brothers.
Judging from this, the other party should be the president of the Black Iron Guild?
Qiao Song couldn't help but look at the new neighbor next door.
How many guild presidents are lying in this special cemetery?
While Qiao Song was preparing to torture his new neighbor, Miao Tingting, who had just resurrected from the dead, discovered something that made her even more devastated. She didn't know if it was intentional by their President Jiang, but Miao Tingting found that she was even more "luckier" than You Yitong, and she was directly resurrected in an empty tomb in the special area.
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