"Never mind, we're in love anyway, and if she wants to marry me, she'll have to beat me first."
"Come at me all at once, I'm not afraid at all!"
As Wang Xiaoyi was talking, he started singing, which stunned the bandit leader.
Bandit leader: (＠_＠;)
The bandit leader then looked at his men.
The bandits: (＠_＠;)
"Is this guy crazy? He doesn't even speak like a human being!" the bandit leader muttered to himself.
Seeing that the bandits hadn't made a move, Wang Xiaoyi continued.
"Come on, let's have a one-on-one fight!"
"I can take on all of you by myself!"
"Stop being so wishy-washy! Why are you all acting like old women, so indecisive and fussy!"
...
Wang Xiaoyi's mouth was like a machine gun, constantly cursing and getting uglier and uglier with each word.
"Boss, is this guy an idiot?" a trusted aide said to the bandit leader.
The bandit leader then noticed that the villagers of Silverleaf Village were looking at Wang Xiaoyi with the same kind of pitying gaze one might have for someone mentally challenged, just like he was looking at them.
The bandit leader thought to himself, "No need to doubt it, he's just a fool!" He realized he'd been fooled by an idiot and even been verbally abused by him for a long time!
Enraged, the bandit leader stepped forward, ready to end Wang Xiaoyi's life with his saber.
"Are you deaf? I told you all to attack me at once!"
"Why can't I understand you? It's so hard to talk to you!"
"I'm afraid you'll run away, so I want to wipe you all out, understand?"
Clearly, Wang Xiaoyi was telling the truth!
"Alright, alright, brothers, let's grant this fool's wish today!"
The bandits spurred their horses forward and surrounded Wang Xiaoyi.
"No rush, brothers, let's go all out first..."
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