Chapter 101 The nobleman is extremely fond of the toilet!
“Last night, after he had a secret rendezvous with Aunt Li, he left after midnight, and Aunt Li waited for him alone until dawn.”
"After he left, he actually went to the west end of the village, to A-Tao's wooden bed, so he didn't have time to steal the toilet at all."
Upon hearing this, Aunt Li San exploded. She grabbed Old Bachelor Wu's ear and yelled, "You old bastard! You've been cheating on me! Ah Tao, just because she's younger and thinner than me, does that give you the right to cheat on me?"
"How could you do this to me? People like you and Ah Tao should be drowned in a pig cage!"
Old Wu, the bachelor, shouted towards Su Jingge in the hall, "My lord, save me! My lord!"
"My lord Wang Wu falsely accused me of stealing a toilet, and this tigress is now falsely accusing me of adultery!"
"I've already told you that we're not a good match, but Aunt Li keeps pestering me!"
"My lord, you must do me justice!"
"Yes, I also need to tell Aunt Li that she is unreasonable and often beats people!"
Wang Wu, who was standing to the side, objected: "Isn't there a first-come, first-served rule? I threw the toilet first, and you got beaten up afterward. You have to wait until my case is finished before you can be tried, right?"
Wang Wu and Old Bachelor Wu started nagging again.
Su Jingge almost exploded too.
My brain exploded from all the noise.
"..." She looked at Old Wu, the bachelor, "We'll talk about your business later. Let's take care of Wang Wu's toilet-throwing problem first!!"
Wang Wu was stunned for a moment, then rolled his eyes at Old Bachelor Wu with an arrogant look.
Then it dawned on me: "So, who stole my toilet?"
The room erupted in discussion as everyone watched the spectacle unfold, while Su Jingge remained focused on the case.
Su Jingge asked, "Wang Wu, think about it carefully. Have you ever had any conflicts or disagreements with anyone?"
"Also, you bought a toilet, why wasn't it installed promptly, but instead left here?"
Wang Wu said with a mournful face, "Sir, the toilet installation is managed by Sun Changgui of the Sun family's ceramic workshop. Only his people can install it!"
"He said that there are only so many people available, and if we have to install toilets one by one, even if it's my turn, the earliest it will be done is tomorrow!"
Su Jingge had underestimated the situation.
She imagined that toilets would become popular and be in short supply.
Unexpectedly, there weren't enough people to install the toilets!
Just then, Wang Wu had a sudden inspiration: "I know who stole my toilet. Yesterday, when I came back from buying things, I ran into the widow Zhang Li at the village entrance. This widow has a peculiar habit; she likes to hide things that men have touched. Do you think she might..."
Just then, Aunt Li burst into laughter: "What? Does she think she can keep your poop?"
This caused the people in the hall to burst into laughter.
Wang Wu: "...It still smells better than yours!"
He couldn't be bothered to argue with Aunt Li, and said to Su Jingge, "Sir, please send someone to find Widow Zhang's secret base!"
With that, the group set off.
Wang Wu led the way, accompanied by Su Jingge and her yamen officials.
We went to Xiaodongmen, the back mountain, and the mountainside as soon as possible.
He pointed to the cowshed halfway up the mountain behind the hill: "Lord Flying Sword, my toilet must be in there!"
With a flick of his finger, Fei Jian sent a group of people to search for him.
And they actually found it.
The bailiffs shouted loudly, "We've found the toilet! We've found the toilet!"
The group then rushed back to the yamen.
Su Jingge finally captured Widow Zhang. Underneath the cowshed was actually a cellar, where she liked to hide things.
I never expected she would hide the toilet too.
Su Jingge looked at the young woman; she was quiet, dignified, and pretty, but she never expected her to have such a peculiar taste.
You really can't judge a book by its cover!
Widow Zhang Li stole the toilet because she felt it was extremely rare these days. She had been flirting with Wang Wu, but he wanted it. However, Wang Wu was very stingy and refused to give it to her.
In a fit of anger, she moved the toilet away on an oxcart.
Su Jingge pinched her brow, surprised that she was quite strong.
Wang Wu and Zhang Li argued for a long time.
Zhang Li said he was stingy, the stingiest person in the village.
"It's just a stolen toilet, why are you making such a big deal out of it, taking it all the way to the county government?"
"If it wasn't you, what were you stealing? You stole too."
Zhang Li pointed at him: "So when you secretly touch me, it's not considered stealing, right?"
Amidst the argument, Su Jingge was in a state of confusion.
The gavel rang out with a 'snap'.
In the end, Su Jingge closed all the cases!
At the same time, he also lost half his life.
As it turns out, she was actually better suited for leadership roles.
She really can't handle these trivial matters!
I really don't want to go through the trial a second time.
So she entrusted the matter to Xie Mo.
Xie Mo is gentle and patient, which suits him well!
Su Jingge instructed Fan Tong: "From now on, you must assist Xie Mo well and treat him as if he were the county magistrate. His words are my words. Do you understand?"
Fan Tong, the treatment Su Jingge gave him was completely unexpected and unpredictable.
Two people often stood at his door, watching Fan Tong's every move.
Simply because he had committed crimes in the past.
Now he's constantly being watched, even when he's using the outhouse.
They are completely obedient to the authorities.
Fan Tong flattered, "Sir, rest assured, you are our upright and just official. The second upright and just official you appoint will be called the Second Official. Rest assured, I will do my utmost! I—"
“Sun’s Ceramics Workshop…it seems they’re short-staffed. Why don’t you fill in for a couple of days? After you’ve learned how to use it, go and buy toilets for the households that haven’t installed them yet. You’re so into installation!”
Fan Tong was interrupted and was somewhat bewildered.
Why did it become a toilet if it wasn't originally intended for me?
Who the hell can I reason with?
He cried out with a mournful face, "It's an adult!"
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Meanwhile, on the other side, after 11 days of travel, Gu Pingsheng finally returned to the palace.
As usual, everyone thought he would bring back something special, a treasure.
As a result, he brought back a bunch of toilets.
The nobles in the palace were full of questions, wondering if this person had gone mad.
Why would he bring a toilet with him?
The Imperial Concubine looked at the people kneeling in the hall: "I find you to be getting more and more stupid. I've already bragged about this, and you bring me back a bunch of chamber pots. Wouldn't that make people laugh to death?"
Gu Pingsheng said calmly, "Your Majesty, this is no ordinary toilet. It is a toilet that gets cleaner the more you use it, and it will smell fragrant after you use it."
The more they talked, the more fantastical it became. The imperial concubine covered her mouth and nose with a handkerchief, feeling nauseous just thinking about it.
"How can something that goes into the latrine be clean?" She just couldn't believe it.
At Gu Pingsheng's insistence, he even risked his own life to let the Imperial Concubine try it.
An hour later, with the efforts of more than a dozen people, the toilet was installed.
The imperial concubine began to use the restroom, and everyone began to withdraw.
A short while later, the Imperial Concubine emerged with a smile on her face.
Gu Pingsheng looked at her expectantly: "How do you feel, Your Highness?"
"not bad……"
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