The Clerk of the Evil God
"No, no," Tsukikage Koyama quickly waved his hands. "This rice was served by me personally, how could there be any poop in it?"
"Then try a bite of curry yourself."
Moon Shadow Hill's expression immediately changed: "I won't eat it! I don't like curry."
Asuka didn't immediately realize that something was wrong.
"Did you just put your shit in your curry?"
"Impossible! Absolutely not!" As soon as Tsukikage Koyama finished speaking, Chesia's sled dog, Daben, "drove" over like a Mercedes, pounced on the curry rice, and began to lick it frantically.
It tastes better than eating shit.
So, Yueying Xiaoshan was once again punished by her mother according to family rules.
Covered in wounds and with tears streaming down her face, Yueying Xiaoshan returned to her room.
She cried not because of pain, but because she felt wronged.
Why did she have to end up with such a mother?
She was so envious of Chesia.
His mother died, unlike her, whose mother is still alive.
If I were a boy, would my mother still treat me like this?
No, her mother treated Chesia, her stepson, better than she treated herself.
"Hey, are you there? You didn't die from your mother's whip, did you?" Chesia knocked on the door.
"If you're not dead, come out quickly."
Moon Shadow Hill immediately did a somersault, jumped out of bed, opened the door, and asked expectantly:
"You've come to bring me medicine, haven't you?"
"Brother, I knew it! You're the best to me!"
"Bullshit," Chesia warned sternly.
"Stop using my name to extort money from men."
"Now everyone calls you a gold digger, do you know that?"
Moon Shadow Hill said angrily, "It's my skill to be a gold digger! What's it to you?"
"Since it's none of my business, then don't use my name to scare people." Chesia was truly furious. "Do you know how much face I've lost because of you, my sister?"
Can't you be normal for once?
"Even if you have a mental illness, don't bring shame to your family, okay?"
"Is it so great that you have a mental illness?"
"Who doesn't have a bit of a mental illness? My mental illness is worse than yours!"
"You owe me!" Moon Shadow Mountain shouted.
"What the hell? What did I do to you? Tell me."
"You stole my manhood!" Tsukikage Koyama said with absolute certainty.
“Your precious baby was originally mine, but you shameless thief, because you were born early, you reached into my mother’s belly and stole my precious baby. So you became the older brother and I became the younger sister.”
"Actually, you were originally the older sister and I was the younger brother."
"You're jealous that I was born later. If I were a younger brother, I would receive more love, so you stole my baby!"
"You shameless thief who stole treasures!"
"Now you're using the stolen treasure, and you've grown tall and strong. You're very proud of yourself, aren't you, seeing that I've lost my treasure and am now only 1.63 meters tall?"
"If you hadn't stolen my treasure back then, you probably wouldn't even be 1.63 meters tall!"
“You’re delusional again. You’re a woman, and I’m a man. I didn’t steal your treasure,” Chesia explained to the mentally ill man, trying to control her temper.
"You stole it! Otherwise, cut off your treasure, show it to everyone, and let them judge!"
"My name is engraved on my treasure. Take it out and the truth will be revealed!"
"Give it to me!" "Give it to me!" Moonshadow Mountain said as she pushed Chesia forcefully, trying to knock Chesia to the ground.
Although mentally ill patients can be frighteningly strong when they have an episode.
But no matter how strong you are, you still have to follow the laws of physics.
It's impossible for a 1.63-meter-tall little girl to push over a 1.93-meter-tall martial arts master.
A 30-centimeter height difference and a 30-kilogram weight difference cannot be erased by the anger of a mentally ill person.
Chesia showed no mercy to her sister either, pushing her to the ground, taking out a restraint belt, and trying to tie her up and force-feed her psychotic drugs.
Moon Shadow Hill burst into tears, sobbing, "You bullied me! When I find my treasure, I'm going to beat you up!"
"Then find it first." Chesia skillfully untied the restraints, wrapped Moonshadow Hill up like a rice dumpling, admired his perfect binding technique, and whistled.
"You just wait! The moment I find my treasure, your position as heir will be gone!" Moonshadow Mountain yelled as Chesia grabbed him by the straps of his restraints and carried him into the solitary confinement cell like a chick, then threw him in.
flutter.
Moon Shadow Hill fell to the ground, its mouth full of dust.
She pounded on the door frantically, yelling, "Let me out! You're crazy! I'm going to put you in a mental hospital!"
"Then lock him up," Chesia said, leaving Moonshadow Hill alone in the solitary confinement room before disappearing into the distance.
In the solitary confinement cell, Moon Shadow Hill roared and cried, thirsty and hungry, so he lay on the ground and licked dust to eat.
She wished the curry rice from earlier was still there.
To avoid being discovered, she only added a tiny bit of feces.
Besides, my own poop isn't dirty, is it?
At that moment, she saw a pair of shoes.
A pair of leather shoes that were polished to an extremely clean shine.
She looked up alertly: "Sir? Who are you?"
The other person's peculiar demeanor made her straighten her attitude and dare not utter any more arrogant words.
"I heard your inner voice just now, so I came."
"Ah! Deity, are you here to deliver curry rice to me?" Tsukikage Koyama asked shyly. "Could you give me a curry rice without poop? I promise I won't waste food anymore."
"Okay." The man with the side ponytail, who had a healing smile like a caring older brother, said, and a plate of sweet and delicious curry rice appeared in his hand.
Moon Shadow Hill wolfed down his food, finishing it in just a few bites.
"It's delicious, thank you, Your Majesty, you are such a kind person."
"Haha, everyone praises me like that. I'm such a sinful man." The chairman accepted the praise with a rather vain air.
After eating and drinking to his heart's content, Moon Shadow Hill suddenly realized something terrible: "I think I just accidentally used up my precious wish!"
"How could I possibly use my wish on curry rice?!"
"What should I do? Dear God, can I cancel my wish?"
"Then you'd better give me back my curry rice," the chairman laughed. "Don't even think about trying to dine and dash."
Upon hearing this, Tsukikage Koyama immediately put his finger in his mouth and forcefully vomited it out.
Before the curry rice she had just wolfed down had even been digested, Tsukikage Koyama used the clean plate she had licked clean to collect all the curry rice she had spat out, which was almost completely intact, and handed it to the chairman.
“My Lord God, I have returned everything to you.”
"However, some of my stomach acid and other things got mixed in, so please don't mind."
The chairman gently stroked Yueying Xiaoshan's head: "Hehe, not bad."
"As expected of the person I chose."
Tsukikage Koyama clenched his fists in surprise and held them in front of his face: "My Lord God, will you choose me as your successor?"
"Ah...no." The chairman was unusually candid, "I just wanted to use you as a toy."
"Choosing you as his successor is just empty talk from unscrupulous bosses."
"I, the evil god, have always treated people with sincerity."
"An evil god? You're the evil god himself!" Moonshadow Mountain's eyes shone even brighter.
Is there anything I can do for you?
"I'd be willing to die if you're willing to make me your follower."
"The price of evil is harming both oneself and others." The chairman's fingers clicked lightly a few times. "Do you really want to follow evil?"
"When you hurt others, you also plunge yourself into an abyss of pain."
"The person you see may appear to be a high and mighty evil god, but in reality, I have always lived in pain, tormented by the evil of humanity."
"As long as I'm awake, I can smell those disgusting odors."
"Sending the other person to hell will also send you to hell. Is it really worth it for such a terrible person?"
“It’s worth it!” Yueying Xiaoshan nodded vigorously, her head bobbing like a chicken pecking at rice. “I am willing to pay any price for my hatred and negative emotions, even if it means enduring the most painful torment.”
"Then you will definitely become one of my best believers." Although the chairman said this, his tone was mocking and cold.
Tsukikage Koyama, being sensitive, noticed what she was hearing, but she didn't care.
"Evil God, thank you for appearing in my life."
"It is my honor to suffer for evil."
"How many people suffer because of their kindness, not only suffering themselves but also unable to retaliate against those who hurt them?"
"I'm already very lucky."
“If you are sure you want to follow evil, then drip your blood onto this inverted cross,” the chairman said.
"Okay." Without thinking, Tsukikage Koyama pulled out a utility knife and cut his wrist.
"Just cut your finger," the chairman reminded him with a smile.
"Oh, I'm used to it." Tsukikage Koyama cut his finger again.
"Alright, now you've become the spokesperson for evil."
"Spread evil freely among mankind."
"First, here's a welcome gift for you, newcomer." The chairman smiled, conjuring a physical object in his hand—
It was a crystal-clear spiral drill:
"This is the treasure you've always wanted. Now I bestow this magical artifact upon you."
"I hope that after you possess this magical artifact, you can bring me a lot of amusement and spread evil into everyone's heart."
Holding the enormous spiral drill, Moon Shadow Mountain's eyes glistened with tears of emotion: "Lord Evil God..."
"Don't look at me like that, it makes me seem like some kind of good person, it's too cheesy." The chairman waved his hand, revealing a thin mask.
"Evil God, I love you so much!" Moon Shadow Mountain was as grateful as Lu Ziming in the Want Want Milk commercial.
"You're so good, oh no, so bad."
"Don't thank me yet. The most important thing now is to establish your own persona. Only by establishing a good persona can you serve me better."
"Create a new character?" Moon Shadow Mountain asked in surprise. "Do you mean you're going to sculpt a new physical body for me?"
“That’s right.” The chairman snapped his fingers, and a character creation panel immediately appeared in front of Yueying Xiaoshan.
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