Lai Pi San was terrified by his own guess, and Qiao Er Gun cursed incessantly.
If this were stolen from a prostitute's house, it would be one thing, but stealing from a scholar's house seems like a recipe for disaster.
The two were quite clever; they didn't touch anything, put it back exactly as it was, and prepared to leave.
Just as I reached the wall and was about to climb over it, I heard a sound coming from outside.
"Hey Gou Shengzi, are you sure you can handle this? If not, let me take your place."
Qiao Ergun and Lai Pi San both felt disgusted when they heard the noise.
"No way, this lock is impossible to open. Boss, how about we climb over the wall?" Gou Shengzi suggested.
The eldest son spends very little money and is quite impatient.
"You're really something. I have to get things done today, so I need to conserve my energy."
Climbing that wall must be exhausting.
Another voice rang out.
"Boss, I'll go find you a ladder."
"You little rascal, I'm not trying to be mean, but you're getting more and more immature."
Soon, the buck-toothed bearded man carried the ladder over.
Very obsequious,
"Boss, after you're done with that little slut tonight, could you let me have some fun with her?"
The two rascals in the courtyard, Lao Pi San and Qiao Er Gun, were furious.
"Beast!" they both said in unison, though their voices were not loud.
Now, even if we wanted to get out, we couldn't. There were people on the other side of the only wall.
To get out undetected, you'd have to hide in a corner and climb out when no one's looking.
Before the two could think further, the people outside had already climbed the ladder.
Lai Pi San and Qiao Er Gun couldn't find any suitable weapons either.
I don't know if it was a moment of madness or what, but he ran straight into Zhao Qianci and Huang's room.
Their running shadows were seen by Hua Hua Shao, who had just climbed over the wall.
"Turns out the two women were hiding at home."
Out of excitement, Hua Hua, who had climbed onto the wall, jumped down without thinking.
He jumped straight off the wall, which was more than two meters high.
Luckily, I wasn't standing on cobblestones, but on soft mud. I fell flat on my face but wasn't injured.
"Hehe, little lady, I'm here. Let me pamper you properly."
Hua Hua Shao grinned lewdly as he crept into the room in the dark.
There was a dark shadow on the bed. Based on her years of experience picking flowers, Hua Hua Shao judged that it must be one of the two women.
I just don't know if it's the older one or the younger one.
He's attractive to all ages and genders, regardless of age.
People driven by lust have their heads all over the place and don't even notice someone behind the door.
Hua Hua Shao went straight to the bed.
Lai Pi San, who was hiding by the door, raised the door bolt and smacked Hua Hua Shao on the back of the head.
Just before Hua Hua Shao fell to the ground, Qiao Er Gun caught him.
Then he gently placed the person on the bed.
Two loud thumping sounds came from outside, and it was obvious that the two bastards had come in.
Qiao Ergun and Lai Pi San now knew without even guessing that Hua Hua Shao had just mistaken them for that grandfather and grandson.
Qiao Ergun was quite talented; he pinched his throat and imitated a woman's voice as he spoke.
"Grandpa, don't come any closer! She's a respectable young woman. No, please, ah..."
If Lai Pi San hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he would have really thought it was a young woman being forced into a compulsion just by hearing it.
Gou Shengzi and Bao Ya Hu, who were outside, heard such a loud noise as soon as they reached the door, and they were extremely anxious.
All that could be heard was the creaking of the bed frame in the room. Occasionally, a woman's cry could be heard.
Bucktooth Beard, a lecherous devil, quietly pushed open the bedroom door and cautiously peeked inside.
Knowing his boss's temperament, Gou Shengzi tugged at the hem of the buck-toothed bearded man's clothes.
After being slapped by the buck-toothed bearded man, Gou Shengzi let him go in.
Bucktooth Beard tiptoed to the bedside and reached out to pull back the mosquito net to get a better look.
Lai Pi San, who had been guarding the door, quietly walked up behind Bao Ya Hu and, using the same method and the same technique, knocked Bao Ya Hu down with a single bolt.
The one left is the one outside.
Qiao Ergun and Lai Pi San were not afraid at all; the two of them could easily defeat one of them.
With a loud shout from Qiao Ergun, the bed frame stopped shaking.
This rocking bed job is simply inhuman. Qiao Ergun rubbed his aching arms and walked to the door.
Cautiously peering outside,
Qiao Ergun's playful mood was reignited.
"Master, you're amazing! You've made me feel like I'm in heaven! Should we let the brothers outside come in too? Let the four of us play together."
Then he mimicked Hua Hua Shao's movements, "Come in from outside."
What a wonderful thing! After following Hua Hua Shao for so many years, this is the first time I've ever had such a wild time.
Gou Shengzi wasn't a good person to begin with, and just listening outside the door, his blood was already boiling.
How could he not react after hearing the invitation from inside the house?
He swaggered open the door and said, "Boss, did you really call me? I'm here."
Well, as soon as Gou Shengzi walked in, he was knocked down by Lai Pi San.
That's three people all together.
The two searched for a long time but couldn't find a rope. In the end, they tore their clothes apart and tied them together to make a rope, binding the three of them like pigs.
With its four hooves pointing backward and its mouth blocked, it would be difficult to escape.
Qiao Ergun and Lai Pi San felt they had done something extraordinary.
Happily climbing the ladder, ready to go out.
As fate would have it, just as the two climbed over the wall, the Zhao family's carriage team returned.
Sitting in the first carriage, Zhao Minggeng immediately spotted two figures on the wall.
As the two men jumped off the wall, Zhao Minggeng leaped down from the carriage and caught them in a few steps.
"Oh, sir, spare me! Spare me, sir! It's a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding."
"Sir, you've arrested the wrong person."
Qiao Ergun cried out.
Zhao Minggeng scoffed, "Whether it's a misunderstanding or not, let's go inside and talk about it."
The Zhao family members were all seasoned veterans; those behind them naturally knew what was happening ahead.
Soon the courtyard gate was opened, and Qiao Ergun and Lai Pi San were thrown into the courtyard.
The two returned to the courtyard as if they were two lambs entering a wolf's den.
Soon, the lights in each room were turned on.
When the Zhao family saw the three zongzi (sticky rice dumplings) on the floor in Huang's and Zhao Qianci's house, they were stunned.
They dragged Qiao Ergun and Lai Pi San into the main room.
“Tell me, what exactly happened?” Zhao Minggeng said.
Qiao Ergun and Lai Pi San felt like they had used up all the good luck in their lives. With long faces, they recounted the whole story.
Lai Pi San originally wanted to embellish the story, but Qiao Er Gun believed that if he told a lie, the scholar would definitely be able to tell.
Therefore, I told the truth.
"Gentlemen, we are truly sorry. We brothers should not have been blinded by greed and came to your house to steal."
"We didn't take anything, and when we found out your family were all educated people, we gave up our plans. Who would have thought we'd be so unlucky..."
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