"As long as I don't feel awkward, it's you who feels awkward."



The camera focuses on the host, Hao Chi.

After the opening remarks, which sounded like a catchy rhyme, the main guest began introducing themselves in a stand-up comedy style. Some of them were funny, while others were quite awkward.

Some of the audience members were paid to attend; they just laughed regardless of whether it was awkward or not.

Anyway, it only costs 100 yuan a day to sit here.

When it was the guests' turn to introduce themselves, the first one was Ning Qiluo.

Instantly, everyone in the recording studio turned their gaze toward Ning Qiluo.

She instantly became the center of attention.

Ning Qiluo was a little nervous; for her, variety shows were a complete novice.

Sister Yang said to act naturally and improvise if you can't remember the script.

She touched the wireless microphone on her collar, waved with a calm gesture like a leader on an inspection tour, and introduced herself according to the script: "The Yangtze River's back waves push the front waves, and as they push, they say please make way. The front waves say, 'Don't push, there are still waves ahead of me.' Hello everyone, I am Ning Qiluo."

After he finished speaking, the recording studio fell silent.

That's incredibly disrespectful.

Host Hao Chixian broke the awkward silence: "Haha, Qi Luo is truly the most genuine girl I've ever met."

Applause gradually broke out from the audience.

Hao Chi is a professional host.

I usually only pay attention to things in the hosting industry and don't know much about the scandals of celebrities.

Seeing Ning Qiluo's straightforward opening remarks, yet the room fell silent, he quickly tried to smooth things over.

Sitting next to Ning Qiluo, Lu Yi sneered, "That's so embarrassing."

Ning Qiluo kept her eyes straight ahead: "As long as I don't feel awkward, it's you who's embarrassed."

Lu Yi: "..."

Lu Yi's expression immediately turned sour.

But with the camera pointed directly at her, Lu Yi couldn't glare at Ning Qiluo, so she could only give an awkward rather than polite smile.

But in his heart he was thinking viciously: I'll roast you to death later!

Although Ning Qiluo was the first among the guests to introduce herself, she wasn't the first to start the roast show; she was the last one.

Hao Chi: "It takes skill to use an honest attitude and humorous and witty language to shorten the distance between each other. Now, please welcome Shen Jiaying to start your roast show."

As the host finished speaking...

The first person to go on stage to complain was Shen Jiaying.

"Hello everyone, I'm actress Shen Jiaying. This year has been full of surprises, and participating in 'Roast Show' is an unexpected delight."

To outsiders, Shen Jiaying is a delicate and refined girl.

She's still a heartbreaker for straight men, and there are rumors that she's frequently in relationships, but there's no concrete evidence.

She values ​​rituals and wants to present her best self.

For example, in her previous statement, she was showing off her good fortune this year, saying that even though she didn't have any acting roles, she wasn't down on her luck, and she also praised the organizer.

In fact, she hasn't acted for half a year. It's not that she doesn't want to act, but that she can't get any scripts.

He's not famous, but he has a bad temper.

No film production company would want to hire such an old lady.

I came to the roast show just to try my luck.

"The person I'm going to complain about today is a friend of mine."

That's all very mysterious.

Who among those present could be Shen Jiaying's friends?

Shen Jiaying looked at Ning Qiluo's position: "My friend is Ning Qiluo, of course. I'm going to complain about her today."

"..." Ning Qiluo rested her chin on her hand and remained silent.

Despite the cheers and sighs from the audience.

If Sister Yang hadn't told her backstage that she wasn't familiar with any of the artists who came to participate in the roast show today, she would almost have believed Shen Jiaying's words.

Shen Jiaying smiled at the camera: "As everyone knows, Ning Qiluo is hated by the entire internet and has a terrible reputation, but in reality, Ning Qiluo is straightforward and genuine. Let me tell you about something that happened a while ago. I took my bulldog to meet Ning Qiluo for coffee, and also to introduce her to a potential partner. I had just accepted a script, and there was a supporting actress who seemed perfect for her. But she was late that day, and when she arrived, she kicked my dog, making my bulldog howl. I asked her why she kicked my dog, and she said she was on her period. Hahaha, isn't that incredibly genuine?"

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