Gu Ermiao: I swear this is not my pot

When Gu's younger brother rushed into Qiu Yanping's yard and forgot to knock on the door again, he stopped short outside the house and stared in amazement at his elder brother stroking a big gray and white cat inside the house.

He took a deep breath, mentally beating himself up for how he could just walk in once again while looking at the open door. He met his eldest brother's eyes, and the hairs on the back of his neck stood up.

Gu Wenle closed his mouth, took small steps, and walked out slowly, trying to quietly leave the small courtyard before the big cat could react.

Gu Wenle: I seem to have bumped into something.

Gu Wenye looked at his brother unkindly, while Gu Wenle raised his hands to show that he would be tactful, and quietly stepped back.

Unfortunately, Qiu Yanping failed to make him have his wish. The big cat nest was in Gu Wenye's arms, and turned over uncomfortably. His round black eyes immediately locked onto the man who came uninvited. Qiu Yanping opened his mouth and yawned loudly, revealing his long and sharp canine teeth.

Gu Wenle swallowed his saliva. He remembered that his elder brother's two canine teeth seemed to be longer and sharper than this one.

"Gu Wenle?" The big cat blinked in confusion, jumped out of Gu Wenye's arms, jumped onto a chair beside him, and squatted down upright.

"Brother, Mr. Qiu..." Gu Wenle swallowed.

"Why did you come here this time?" Gu Wenye's face darkened and his tone was a little threatening. If his younger brother could not give a suitable answer, then he would need to teach Gu Wenle a lesson and let him understand that even if he saw an open door, it did not mean that he could just come in casually.

Gu Wenle pointed outside with a particularly innocent expression on his face, "The two Hua brothers are here." His eyes fell on the big cat.

He came here in such a hurry, wasn't it just to spread the news, he just happened to see his elder brother doing something good. Gu Wenle thought, maybe today he doesn't need to hide it, he can just disclose it and have the wedding.

Gu Wenye narrowed his eyes and stared at Gu Wenle, implying a warning. Gu Wenle immediately straightened his attitude and said that he would keep his mouth shut and would not say anything, no matter whether he should say it or not.

Qiu Yanping's tail, which had been swinging leisurely from side to side, drooped and stopped moving. "South China, North China?"

Gu Wenle nodded.

"I'm going to go to the front first. Mr. Qiu can stay here." Gu Wenye said gently, then turned his head and looked at his younger brother. His tone suddenly changed eight degrees. "Gu Wenle, do you want to go with me or stay to accompany Mr. Qiu?"

Gu Wenle: "...I'll stay here to accompany Mr. Qiu." He didn't want to go to the front to receive the two Hua brothers with a double-dealer.

Gu Wenye said nothing after hearing this, which was exactly what he wanted. He was also worried about Gu Wenle accompanying him to receive the two brothers. God knows whether Gu Wenle would let slip and reveal Qiu Yanping.

——Gu Wenle felt that his elder brother must have some misunderstanding about him. He was obviously a very reliable male cat.

After watching his eldest brother leave, Gu Wenle turned his head to look at the big cat sitting on a chair beside him. He coughed dryly and asked, "Is Mr. Qiu together with my eldest brother?"

Qiu Yanping looked at him expressionlessly.

Gu Wenle scratched the back of his head, grinned, and explained his discovery and the reason, "Big brother has never let any cat get so close to him, they must be together."

Qiu Yanping raised his eyebrows. He remembered that before he was recognized, he was held in the arms of Gu Wenle's eldest brother and stroked. Does this mean he has never let any cat get so close to him?

Qiu Yanping glanced at Gu Wenle. He didn't know where the illusion came from that made Gu Wenle glorify his elder brother so much and think that Gu Wenye was so serious and outstanding.

Gu Wenle: Sorry, I forgot my big brother has two faces :(

Gu Wenle said, "Brother, why are you still so polite when you call me 'Mr. Qiu'? Hey, Mr. Qiu, how did you two get together?"

Qiu Yanping had a dark face. He looked at Gu Wenle, who suddenly approached him with gossip written all over his face. He turned his head away in resistance, not even bothering to block it with his paws. He jumped two meters away from Gu Wenle, and a malicious smile appeared on his furry cat face. He said, "If you are so curious, Mr. Gu, I will ask your eldest brother when the time comes."

Gu Wenle choked, and quickly smiled and waved his hands and shook his head, "No, no, no, my eldest brother is already very busy taking care of the two Hua brothers. Don't bother you two because of me during your free time."

"Don't bother me, don't bother me." Qiu Yanping laughed, "I don't think General Gu would be so stingy as to not satisfy his own brother's curiosity."

Gu Wenle: “…”QAQ Mr. Qiu, you are going to harm me badly.

Qiu Yanping looked at the younger brother of the Gu family, whose face was wrinkled due to being bullied, and chuckled, feeling relieved.

Qiu Yanping was still somewhat concerned about the two Hua brothers coming to the General's Mansion. He glanced at his honest brother who was still struggling with what to do and said, "Gu Wenle, are you going with me or staying here?"

"Go? Where to?" Gu Wenle's nerve, which was called "I can't let my future sister-in-law disappear under my nose," was tense.

"Let's go and see what the two brothers from the Hua family are here for." Qiu Yanping said, raising his chin.

Gu Wenle said, "Oh!" "Big brother said we should stay here..."

"So we went secretly." Qiu Yanping interrupted Gu Wenle, glanced at him, and said, "If you come, follow me closely and don't expose yourself."

After he finished speaking, he jumped onto the top of the wall and looked down at Gu Wenle.

Gu Wenle blinked, looked at Qiu Yanping who had already jumped onto the wall, hesitated, gritted his teeth and followed.

Qiu Yanping looked at the orange cat in front of him. They were clearly of the same breed, but why did Gu's younger brother look a little short and fat? Qiu Yanping stared at Gu Wenle for a long time and said, "Mr. Gu looked quite thin, but I didn't expect that he would have some flesh after taking off his clothes."

Gu Wenle was furious.

"Mr. Qiu, you have a cat! You can't tease me!"

Qiu Yanping: “…” He was clearly mocking the fat and short younger brother of the Gu family!

Two large cats, both of which were not small in size, were huddled against the wall, and ran briskly and quickly towards the reception room with their cat-like steps. The two cats jumped onto the eaves of the reception room, crouched down, and raised their pointed inverted triangular ears to eavesdrop on the conversation of the people below.

Gu Wenle took a moment to look at Qiu Yanping. Mr. Qiu was very skilled at this. It was obvious that he had been a troublemaker since he was a child. Gu Wenle secretly rubbed his two cat paws buried under his belly, feeling a little excited.

Gu Wenle was right about this point. Qiu Yanping had never been well-behaved since he was a child and had done a lot of eavesdropping.

Unfortunately, before Qiu Yanping and Gu Wenle could hear much, the Hua brothers were driven out by Gu Wenye with a cold face.

Qiu Yanping pulled Gu Wenle back silently, hiding in a blind spot.

The two brothers, Huanan and Huabei, looked at Gu Wenye with dissatisfaction, one yelled "That's your wife too", the other yelled "I didn't expect you to be such a cold-blooded man". Gu Wenye picked up the two cats, which he had played with since childhood, one in each hand and threw them out of the general's mansion.

As an informed cat, Gu Wenle heard these two meaningful words and a gurgling sound came from his throat. He quietly moved to the side, not daring to look at Qiu Yanping's expression.

It turns out that the two Hua brothers came to ask their eldest brother to find someone...

Gu Wenle felt that it was a mistake for him to follow Mr. Qiu, as it clearly put himself in an extremely embarrassing situation.

"Gu Wenle." Qiu Yanping's voice came over slowly. Gu Wenle, who was already very guilty, heard it. His foot slipped, and he slid down from the top of the eaves with a miserable cry.

"Meow meow meow! Brother! Brother! Catch me quickly!" Gu Wenle held onto the crack in the wall to prevent himself from falling down, and called for help from his eldest brother.

Gu Wenye ran over subconsciously upon hearing the sound, and watched his brother's orange furry butt twisting and turning, his two hind paws kicking around in panic, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

"Okay, jump down." Gu Wenye said, "By the way, why are you here? Where is your sister-in-law?"

"Sister-in-law?" Qiu Yanping calmly popped his head out from behind the eaves and raised his eyebrows.

Gu Wenye's hands trembled, and he subconsciously took a step towards Qiu Yanping. Just as he was surprised at how his wife came here, he heard a thud.

Qiu Yanping hissed softly, his round cat eyes slightly closed, and a hint of horrible sympathy flashed across his cat face.

Gu Wenle: I have a saying but I won’t say it.

Gu Wenye quickly picked up the orange cat that had fallen to the ground and patted it. Gu Wenle lowered his tail aggrievedly and clamped it tightly against his butt, which must have been red and swollen from the fall.

"You agreed to take over from me QAQ" Gu Wenle looked at his eldest brother. His eldest brother had never been the kind of person who would betray his younger brother like this before.

Gu Wenye felt a little guilty, and the anger that had just risen up in his mind to question his brother why he brought Mr. Qiu here was extinguished. He rubbed the orange cat's fur apologetically and said, "Well, I was only paying attention to Mr. Qiu..."

"Okay, big brother, shut up." Gu Wenle raised his orange furry paw. This explanation was worse than nothing.